Chapter 1270 I understand the young man...

Zheng Feng gently tapped Alice's head and warned: "Don't mess around, otherwise be careful of your butt."

"Ass~" "Ass~"

Sylve and Wentini laughed happily.

Alice pouted her mouth in dissatisfaction and said angrily: "They were just joking just now. The bad guy, big brother, knew that he would bully Alice. Alice would tell the big sisters after she went back."

"If you don't learn well, you will learn to report."

Zheng Feng was quite helpless. He didn't think that this little girl was joking just now. Anyone who knows Alice knew that this little girl was stingy and very revenge. With Teddy and Taylor as a backing, if she really came to play the house, even if she couldn't trip up the Mercenary Union, it would definitely cause a considerable commotion, which was not what he wanted.

Entering the Mercenary Association, the Ice Crystal Hall is still full of many mercenaries choosing tasks. Zheng Feng walked towards the Ice Crystal Channel and took out the Qinglong Order that had been lying in his ring and had not used it much. This is a status symbol of S-level mercenaries.

The mercenaries guarding the passage saw the Qinglong Order and respectfully bowed to Zheng Feng, then made way out of the passage without any inquiries. Even though Zheng Feng and Alice were both dressed in black and could not tell their identity, this was the privilege of the heavenly mercenaries, so how dare they ask too much?

Throughout the way, we entered the S-level mercenary hall with ten counters, but the entire hall was very deserted, with only a few old men. Seeing Zheng Feng and Alice’s two faces, there was a little doubt in their eyes, but they soon didn’t care and continued to talk about their own affairs. For these S-level mercenaries, they knew very well what to do and what not to do, and they didn’t care about nothing and don’t care about others.

Zheng Feng led Alice to choose a counter to approach it, but there was a very big difference from the A-level mercenary hall at that time, that is, the person who received him was not a young and beautiful waitress, but an uncle with a dark face.

Those who can enter here are basically S-level mercenaries. Even if you know Zheng Feng's identity, Uncle Beard basically has an ignorant attitude. If Zheng Feng doesn't speak, he doesn't speak at all. He doesn't have the enthusiasm of the waiter in the A-level mercenary hall. What Zheng Feng couldn't stand was that this uncle actually tucked his booze in front of him and the little girl.

The rough little finger reached into the nostril and pounded it hard for a few times, then picked out a black and sticky booster that looked like rat poop, and bounced it behind him. The booster passed through an arc-shaped parabola with an opening downward in the air, and finally disappeared from Zheng Feng's sight, which was quite speechless.

"Huh--!" The little girl pulled Zheng Feng's sleeve and frowned: "Big brother, this uncle is so disgusting."

When he heard Alice's voice, Uncle Muslim's eyes flashed. Alice was about one meter tall and put on a fully enclosed cloak to enter the S-level mercenary hall. It was easy for people to think that she was an elderly hunchbacked old man. Unexpectedly, she would be a delicate little loli. At least that's the sound. If the white-haired Oppasan appeared on the cloak, it would be too scammed!

"Little sister, do you want to eat lollipops?" The bearded uncle took out a pink lollipop from somewhere, leaned out from the counter, and smiled and handed the lollipop to Alice.

"No..." The little girl shook her head wildly, hid behind Zheng Feng in fear, and muttered: "It's so dirty..."

Zheng Feng couldn't help but have a few black lines appearing on his head. The uncle's hand holding the lollipop was the hand used to hold his nose just now. Even if Alice was greedy for sweets, she couldn't eat such things. She would feel nauseous just by seeing them.

"What are you afraid of? There is no plastic film..." The uncle also understood what Alice was afraid of, but he didn't force the little girl to do it, and continued, "Don't even if you don't eat it, I'll eat it myself!"

After saying that, the uncle skillfully took off the plastic film and really put the lollipop into his mouth and sucked and licked...

A hand that had just been tucked, a pink lollipop, and an uncle with a stubborn face formed a strange picture, which made Zheng Feng and Alice's worldview, outlook on life, and values ​​face serious challenges!

In the S-level mercenary hall, a few faint laughter came, and the other old people seemed to be familiar with this scene.

"Ahem..."

Zheng Feng coughed a few times and quickly corrected his views. Only now did he deeply realize that there were really strange mercenaries in this world. The bearded uncle in front of him was obviously a "strange race" in the mercenary world.

The uncle heard Zheng Feng's light cough, and probably knew that Zheng Feng was not much older. He shook his head and sighed: "At a young age... I sucked... I coughed like this. Boy... sucked... I see that you have kidney deficiency. Have you been urinating frequently recently... urged... um... um... can't urinate all the time. If you continue like this, you... suck... what should you do when you get old? Young man, it's better to be more... um... suck~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The worst part is that the uncle actually licked the lollipop while saying it. Not to mention the sucking sound and the rhythm of his speech, Zheng Feng got goosebumps when he heard it.

The little girl behind her has now hid far away in the corner of the hall with the little guys, looking at the uncle in fear. Even the little girl who is immune to shit feels disgusting. It can be seen that this uncle's behavior is definitely not something that ordinary people can accept.

Zheng Feng endured the disgust in his heart and reminded: "Senior, can you be more serious?"

If he hadn't felt that this disgusting monster was a saint who was hidden, he would have long wanted this uncle to know why the flowers were so red...

"I have been listening very seriously. If you don't say it, how can I know what you want to say? I don't know what you want to say, and what do you want me to say to you? What can I say if you don't say it?" The uncle finally took out the lollipop in his mouth and said with a serious face: "Young man, do you need an old doctor to introduce you to an old doctor. He has been practicing medicine for fifty years and is proficient in various difficult and complicated diseases, especially treating kidney deficiency, which is guaranteed to let you in three days..."

Before the strange uncle could finish his words, Zheng Feng wanted to turn around and leave. He just said kidney deficiency just now. In less than a few words, it turned from kidney deficiency to kidney deficiency. If you have a meow drop, it will cause kidney deficiency. If you have a meow drop, the whole family will have kidney deficiency!

Seeing that Zheng Feng was leaving, the uncle tried his best to keep him and said, "Hey, young man wait, the uncle hasn't finished speaking yet, why are young men so impatient now?"

However, Zheng Feng had no desire to turn around. He understood that he had been wrong from the beginning, and it was outrageous. Normal people could never communicate normally with the mentally ill. If they really wanted to force themselves to communicate with them, the only way was to reduce their IQ to the same as those of the mentally ill. But he couldn't do it, he really couldn't do it!

At ten counters, why was he so unlucky? He chose this uncle? It seems that he forgot to read the calendar when he went out with the little girl today.

"Oh, uncle's words of good words, why do young people nowadays just don't have the patience to listen? But uncle believes that you will come back to find the uncle soon, do you believe it?"

Zheng Feng didn't look back, and he believed that he would come back to find this crazy person only if he was a slut. What should he do to find this crazy uncle? Are you really looking for him to treat kidney deficiency?

Seeing that Zheng Feng ignored it, the uncle just smiled strangely, and then gently pressed it on the control panel a few times...

Zheng Feng walked towards the other nine counters, and now he realized that the other nine counters were all kind and generous female receptionists, just like the A-level mercenary hall. Only he chose that counter just now was a psychopath. He had a one-ten chance of hitting him. It was really unfavorable to go out today!

Zheng Feng carefully selected this time and chose a receptionist who seemed to be the most pleasing to the eye. As soon as he walked forward, the other party asked affectionately: "Sir, what can I do to help you?"

Hearing this sincere and respectful voice, Zheng Feng's heart was filled with tears at this moment, and finally he met a normal person! This is the receptionist that the mercenary union should have, this is the quality. Look at the crazy uncle just now, what is it and what is it!!

Zheng Feng calmed down his mood and said, "Help me count the tasks related to the missing girl in recent years."

"Okay, please wait..." The girl said, lowered her head and waved her fingers quickly on the control panel. However, after a while, her expression suddenly became a little strange. After trying several times, a few sweat appeared on her forehead, and finally gave up helplessly.

Zheng Feng noticed the girl's expression change, realized that something must have happened, and suddenly a sense of ominousness rose in his heart and asked, "What's wrong?"

The female receptionist lowered her head to Zheng Feng and said, "Sir, I'm very sorry, the system was suddenly locked, and I don't have permission to do anything now."

"Why is this happening?" Zheng Feng frowned. If the system is locked, even if he changes the counter, I believe the result will not change.

The waitress hesitated for a moment, and finally said in a low voice: "There is only President Su who has the authority to lock in the union system..." As she said that, her eyes carefully glanced at somewhere, where an uncle with a stubborn face was sitting.

I noticed Zheng Feng and the waitress's eyes. The uncle licked the lollipop and smiled faintly. The smile was so dirty and dirty in Zheng Feng's eyes at this moment, but the uncle didn't know at all. He whistled while humming an unknown tune~

"I understand the teenager's crazyness, and I'm busy masturbating late at night. After Hiroshi Aoi, I love Sho Nishino. To repay the hard work of his right hand, I look for seeds and on the grass. Miyuki Rie has no hope. She debuted and has amateur makeup. Her eyes are blurred, and a box of paper is used up. Suddenly I feel that the male actors are acquainted, treating kidney deficiency, and do not contain sugar~"

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[PS: ‘forever Anyue’, ‘Goodbye when separation’, ‘Wow Giant’ monthly ticket. Thanks to the book friend ‘Crazy Shaoju’ for his support and long-term support, congratulations to him for his promotion from ‘Young Hero’ to ‘Hao Hero’.]
Chapter completed!