Chapter 1611 The man behind the pot(1/2)
Getting married for the second time tomorrow, Zhou Buqi went to Shi Jinglin's room at night, only to find that she was the only one in the room.
Zhou Buqi was a little surprised, "We're getting married, didn't you say you wanted to pamper me? That's it?"
Shi Jinglin rolled her eyes at him, "What do you want?"
Zhou Buqi hesitated for a moment, but decided to speak clearly as soon as possible to avoid misunderstandings, "Linlin, when we were discussing things in the study just now, there was a misunderstanding."
"Misunderstand?"
"Well, it's just...it's just...the second sister has some M attributes, you know, right?"
"What m?"
Shi Jinglin didn't quite understand.
Zhou Buqi coughed slightly, a little embarrassed, "She seems to enjoy the process of being beaten. The Chaowan Commune has developed so well. She made a request, and I can't refuse."
Shi Jinglin's beautiful eyes widened, "Did you hit my sister?"
"No, no!" Zhou Buqi quickly explained, "It's not the kind of beating, it's the kind... she also likes and enjoys it. Do you know what it means?"
Shi Jinglin twitched the corner of her mouth, her eyes complicated, "You are really good at playing!"
Zhou Buqi said: "It's not that I know how to play, it's the second sister's outstanding performance. This is a reward... Well, I can't help it. When I went to Cambridge for a friendly exchange, one of their old deans told me that for
Excellent talents must meet their needs and be treated differently.”
"You really have a reason!"
"This is a fact."
"Where did they all hit?"
"Just spank the buttocks. The other parts are all tender and tender, but they will become swollen even if you don't spank them even once?"
Shi Jinglin had a strange look in her eyes, "Stripped naked and beaten?"
Zhou Buqi said quickly: "No, I'm wearing underwear."
"You really know how to play."
"You two are the ones who know how to play. It's really not up to me. You are like this and the second sister is like that..."
"What happened to me?"
Shi Jinglin opened her eyes wide and glared at him fiercely.
Zhou Buqi laughed and didn't criticize her.
Shi Jinglin snorted and asked, "Did you sleep with her?"
"No!"
Zhou Buqi shook his head firmly.
"Really?" Shi Jinglin didn't quite believe it. "You've already resorted to such fancy tricks and haven't slept together yet? I'm your wife, and I still don't know what your style is?"
Zhou Buqi said: "No, why would I lie to you? Otherwise..."
"What else?"
"Hey, stop pretending."
"What am I pretending to be?"
Shi Jinglin was a little confused.
Zhou Buqi had the confidence to know things like a god. He laughed and said, "You're just pretending, I've noticed it a long time ago! Didn't you already say that you will pamper me after we get married and go on honeymoon?"
"Yes, after you get married, my sister will pamper you even more. I'm sure she will be ten times or a hundred times more doting on you than Teacher Wen."
"Do you want to send the second sister here?"
Zhou Buqi lifted up the quilt, got on the bed, and held her in his arms.
"Second sister?" Shi Jinglin finally understood what he meant, and grabbed his ears angrily, "I think you are targeting the second sister, right? The spanking is not enough, you still want to applaud?"
Zhou Buqi was shocked, "That's not what you meant?"
Shi Jinglin said: "When did I mean this?"
"Then what do you mean?"
Zhou Buqi felt like he was telling a tongue twister.
Shi Jinglin said: "I want you to have a taste of what it's like to be a real groom. My second sister has been with so many people, and she is no longer a virgin a long time ago. Can I arrange it for you?"
Zhou Buqi was eager to try, "Then what have you arranged?"
Shi Jinglin rolled her eyes at him, "I wanted to give you a surprise. Anyway, we are getting married tomorrow, so it doesn't hurt to tell you. I have already discussed it with Aunt Xue and Ning Lu, and they will make arrangements then."
"What exactly?"
"Didn't you find some stunning virgins from North and South America at a high price? The maid contract includes the clause of sleeping with the male master. Just leave it alone and keep the hair long?"
"I'll go!" Zhou Buqi slapped his forehead, "There are 15 of them!"
Shi Jinglin smiled sweetly and winked charmingly, "Yes, there are 15 of them. Our honeymoon plan is three weeks. We try to change one every day so that you can be the groom every night. How about that?
?Sister, do you love me?"
Zhou Buqi looked at her speechlessly, "I've never seen you so perverted, you're so greedy!"
Shi Jinglin's face turned red and she said angrily: "Who is greedy? My sister is pampering you. A dog bites Lu Dongbin, but it doesn't know a good heart!"
Zhou Buqi would never give in because he has the same understanding as his own mother-in-law, "Okay, okay, okay, I'm my lover, I'm the groom every night, you don't want to be the bride every night."
Shi Jinglin bit her lip and warned fiercely: "Anyway, I'm telling you, these things are all caused by you and have nothing to do with me. If I hear any rumors, see how I teach you a lesson! You still want to sleep.
My second sister, go ahead and dream!"
Zhou Buqi said helplessly: "I know, I am the one who takes the blame."
Shi Jinglin smiled and was very satisfied with his attitude. She felt that this kind of marriage relationship was her favorite. Men are used to bear responsibilities.
However, you can't always let him take the blame, you still have to give him some sweetness: "Hey, are you really attracted to my second sister?"
Zhou Buqi shook his head, "It's nothing."
Shi Jinglin said openly: "If you are really interested, I will help you. The second sister can do it, but the eldest sister can't. Don't worry, the second sister is not a stupid woman, and you don't need to take responsibility even if you sleep with her a few times. But
You don't have to think about sisters sleeping together like Ning Yaxian and Ning Yameng, I won't accept it."
"Why?"
Zhou Buqi didn't quite understand.
Shi Jinglin said angrily: "Why do you think that is? That's my sister, how could you make me...sick!"
"Ahem! Haha!"
Zhou Buqi suddenly understood and laughed heartlessly.
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Easter will be in a few days. This is a very grand day in the UK. There is usually a four-day holiday. Many couples will choose to get engaged or get married on this day.
April Fool's Day is funny.
Unexpectedly, when Zhou Buqi and Shi Jinglin went to the municipal office to apply for a certificate hand in hand, they found that there were several couples here who also wanted to go through the marriage procedures.
Really unexpected.
It seems that there are also some rebellious young people in the UK.
The process of obtaining a certificate in the UK is much more troublesome than in China, and the process is very lengthy. However, Zhou Buqi is a celebrity and has already greeted the London authorities. There is no need to queue up, and someone will come to receive him.
Just follow the procedure directly.
First there is a brief pre-marriage interview, which is to make sure that this is a normal marriage and not a scam. Then there is a stack of marriage materials, which you can sign to receive the certificate.
After receiving the certificate, it is not over yet.
The staff asked, should we go to the left or the right?
On the left is the church, with the priest inside; on the right is the court, with the judge inside.
Neither Zhou Buqi nor Shi Jinglin have any religious beliefs, so they don't feel the sense of Christian ritual. In the real world, the law is more reliable.
So we went to the right side together.
There was a simple small court with no jury and only one very old and experienced judge, so you had to queue up. After waiting in line for ten minutes, it was Zhou Buqi and Shi Jinglin's turn.
The two stood in the solemn courtroom and were cross-examined by the judge.
Judge: "Mr. Zhou Buqi, no matter whether she is rich or poor in the future, or whether she is healthy or unwell in the future, are you willing to be with her forever?"
Zhou Buqi: "I do."
Judge: "Miss Shi Jinglin, are you willing to marry this gentleman?"
Shi Jinglin: "I do."
Judge: "Whether he is rich or poor in the future, or whether she is healthy or unwell in the future, are you willing to be with her forever?"
To be continued...