For a big fool, heaven can fool the Jade Emperor, go to the ground can fool the King of Hell, demons and monsters, and all living beings can fool. What is a prince?

Besides, the ancients have done the trick of fooling the king long ago!

Zhang Yi, a famous genius in the Warring States Period, deceived the kings of Wei, Han, Qi and Chu with his two wise lines and nostalgia. Among them, King Huai of Chu was deceived twice. Not only did he lose a large area of ​​land, he obediently sent the prince to Qin as a hostage!

Su Qin became even more powerful. He fooled the Hezong of the six eastern countries in one breath, causing the powerful Qin to dare not leave Hangu Pass for the fifteenth year. He also appointed the Hezong as the chief, wearing the seal of the six countries, and was powerful and admired by the world!

What the ancients could do was Xue Yu, who was confident, could do it. Just a lucky king, he had to be fooled!

"Brother Yu, are you trying to lobby King Fu to open a warehouse and release grain and help the people? But I heard that King Fu is fond of money and is extremely stingy. I am afraid it is not an easy task to ask him to pay out money!"

Li Yan was indeed smart and immediately guessed Xue Yu's intention.

However, it is not too difficult to fool a vassal king, not to mention the courage to be very strong, the difficulty is not that great!

"The billions of money in the Fu Palace are all plundered by the people. Let's find a way to get this money out to help the people. It is to do the way for heaven. King Fu is stingy, but everyone has greed. As long as he sucks his greed and uses a little trick, he will obediently submit."

Before traveling through time, Xue Yu liked to watch the show and introduced many scams. In fact, these scams are not clever, and you can see through them with a little common sense.

But there are still many people who have been deceived, including smart people like university professors and doctoral supervisors. The reason lies in the word "greed"!

When a person becomes greedy, his IQ will plummet. It is no more difficult to deceive such a person than to deceive a three-year-old child!

"Brother Yu's words are reasonable. Greed can indeed make people fall into a trap, but with the dignity of King Fu, what can move him?"

Li Yan asked again.

Yes, unlike a little person like Li Zhubu, King Fu is the beloved son of the current emperor. He has enjoyed wealth and glory since childhood, and his horizons are extraordinary!

In terms of land, King Fu has tens of thousands of sacred land, ranking first among the vassal kings in the world!

In terms of wealth, there are rare treasures in the Fu Palace, including mountains of gold and silver. That is really rich enough to rival a country!

In terms of beauty, there are many wives and concubines in the Fu Palace, as well as countless maids and maids, all of them are stunning beauties selected from thousands of people!

What a man wants is all that Zhu Changxun of Fu, King of Fu, has. What else can move him?

"Haha, King Fu is rich in the world, and there is a group of wives and concubines. But there is one thing that will definitely make him moved!"

"What?"

"The throne!"

No matter how noble King Fu is, he is still a minister, above millions of people, but below one person!

Only the emperor is the supreme existence!

Men, who doesn’t want to be an emperor? And the closer the throne is, the more powerful the person thinks in his heart, because he knows how magic the dragon throne has!

"Come here and listen to my detailed plan!"

"ah?"

"oh!"

"Brother Xue, you are too brave, right? Isn't this entering the tiger's den?"

"Haha, if you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you get a tiger's son!"

Xue Yu's plan was not complicated. He was to pretend to be the envoy of Emperor Wanli and find a way to enter the palace. Then, using the throne as bait, he tricked King Fu and asked him to open the warehouse and release grain to help the people!

As a son of man, even if King Fu is stingy, he must not ignore me, right?

If you take a step back, you can ignore my words, and he will never dare to disobey the emperor's will.

But then again, the emperor's messenger is not a fake one. He must have extraordinary wisdom and courage, but also have to have tokens to prove his identity and a few followers, otherwise it will not be believed by King Fu!

The tokens in the palace can not be obtained casually, and the royal entourage staff cannot be used as a lie!

How to solve this problem?

"Official Zhang Xiaoqi, if what I expected was, you were a member of the Jinyiwei before, right?"

"The little brother is indeed as keen as a wise man. My ancestors of the Zhang family were once the personal soldiers of the Taizu. Because of their contributions to the war, they specially granted the position of Jinyiwei as a hundred households and allowed their descendants to inherit their posts.

After my father died of illness, I should have taken over the position. Unfortunately, I am strong and can't please the officials and have no money to deal with them.

As a result, the official position of a hundred households was snatched away by a guy who had entrusted his relationship with him and walked through the back door, and I was driven out of the Jinyiwei and sent to the Hejian Prefecture Guard and became a small flag official!"

While speaking, Zhang Xiaoqi drew out his sword, which was long, narrow, straight and extremely sharp. It was a beautiful sword!

The embroidered spring sword is one of the symbols of senior officers of the Jinyiwei!

"Official Zhang Xiaoqi, can you trust your five brothers?"

"Don't worry, they are all my father's old subordinates, friends of life and death, and they were driven out of the Jinyiwei together, so they can definitely be trusted!"

"That would be better, monkey, take out the things!"

"Yes, boss!"

Since the beginning of immigration, the monkey has been carrying a box, and people are not separated from the box, and even when they are sleeping, they have to hold it in their arms!

Put it on the table and after opening it, it was a flying fish suit, a silver waist card, and a number on it!

It was brought by the tiger gang when it was bloody and it was just right now!

"Brother Xue, did you get these things?"

Zhang Xiaoqi was born in the Jinyiwei, so he naturally knew these two things. And he could see that the flying fish suit and silver waisted brand were not forged, but genuine!

These things cannot be left among the people, so how did Xue Yu get them?

Could it be that his ancestors were also from the Jinyiwei?

Or maybe he stole the tombs of a senior official of the Jinyiwei, and these were all burial objects?

Zhang Xiaoqi was thinking randomly, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that Xue Yu was unfathomable!

"No need to ask more. From now on, you are the Qianhu, the Jinyiwei, and the other five brothers are the lieutenants. Your task is to protect His Majesty the Emperor's secret envoy to come to Luoyang and convey the oral order to King Fu. Do you understand?"

"I understand, I'll do it!"

The most depressing thing in Zhang Xiaoqi's life was that he lost his hereditary official position and was expelled from the Jinyiwei.

Now that I have the opportunity to wear a flying fish suit and become a master of the Jinyiwei Qianhu. Although it is a temporary impersonation, it is quite satisfying, so I am naturally willing to do so.

And he also knew that he and Xue Yu were grasshoppers tied to a rope, and it would be impossible not to do it. It would be better to nod happily.

I immediately changed into a flying fish suit, tied up a silver belt, put on soap-soled official boots, carried a silver waist card, and then wore an embroidered spring knife... The originally down-and-out small flag official instantly turned into a majestic Jinyiwei Qianhu, and the saying that people match clothes and horses match saddles is true!

There are five sets of green and beautiful clothes worn by the Jinyiwei Guard, as well as five goose feather swords!

The golden clothes are relatively simple. Pull a few pieces of silk and then find a few women from the farm to sew according to the size. They can be done in three or two days!

As for the Yanling Knife, you can find a large blacksmith shop and buy it with more money!

The Ming Dynasty law stipulates: "The people shall not build it, and those who violate the law shall be exiled for three thousand miles!"

However, since Jiajing and Longqing, the law has been slackened, the society has been in turmoil, and countless people have made private weapons. Even the government is too lazy to investigate, so it turns a blind eye!

Now there is a follower. Xue Yu also has a soft zimuth sword and a soft golden silk armor. They are all flowing out of the Ming Dynasty Palace. The serious imperial objects should be used as tokens!

There is also a statue of the longevity Buddha of mutton fat jade, which is also a gift from the emperor, and may come in handy!

But this is not enough. If you want King Fu to fall into the trap, you have to use some more means!

"Brother Yan, if you write a nursery rhyme, you will say that King Fu will soar into the sky and will have the will of the emperor!

Monkey, Dahei, you guys are responsible for singing quietly. The more people there are, the better. Let’s sing King Fu’s appetite first!”

"knew!"

...

"Boss Hu, you will take a few people to Beimang Mountain. There are many ancient tombs and ancient steles. If you get a stone tablet back, the older the better. It is best if the handwriting is blurred and difficult to see clearly. In addition, are there any stonemasons who can carve letters among your people?"

"Don't worry, the matter of looking for a stone tablet is included in my old Hu. The eel is a stonemason. In the past, I often carve inscriptions for wealthy families. It is absolutely right to leave this matter to him!"

"good!"

...

Xue Yu arranged things for everyone, with a clear division of labor and a close cooperation to ensure that this time the matter is foolproof!

But there is another key question, which is who will impersonate this messenger!

Those who come to fool a vassal king are not brave, careful and adaptable, and cannot do it!

And the only people present, Xue Yu and Li Yan have this ability!

Li Yan is a child of a eunuch. If he wants to enter the official career in the future, he may have to deal with the people from the Fu Palace. It is not appropriate for him to come forward!

Therefore, Xue Yu can only take on this arduous task!

Xue Yu originally wanted to pretend to be the imperial envoy, but those who could be the imperial envoy must be the important minister of the court. He has a great reputation and a familiar face. It is too easy to reveal his feelings when pretending to be the emperor.

And at his age, he doesn’t look like an important official in the court!

I can only settle for the second best and pretend to be a little eunuch!

Emperor Wanli sent a confidant eunuch to Luoyang to secretly convey oral orders to King Fu. This is reasonable!

When Xue Yu thought of pretending to be a eunuch, he...dripped!

However, for the sake of the millions of victims in Henan Prefecture, I could only sacrifice myself. Anyway, I was pretending to be temporary, and I didn’t really castrate myself by wielding my sword!

Xue Yu had never seen what an eunuch looked like, because in the 21st century, this kind of work had long disappeared.

I think it's similar to the eunuchs in film and television works. Just choose one to imitate. The best one is the eunuchs of the Ming Dynasty. Who should I imitate?

Cao Zhengchun in "The No. 1 in the World" is too insidious and cunning, and the age difference is large, so it is difficult to imitate!

Cao Shaoqin in "New Longmen Inn" is too domineering and difficult to grasp!

Otherwise, it would be him, his favorite character!

...

"Everyone, from now on, I'm going to use a new name!"

"What's the name?"
Chapter completed!