Chapter 439 Who is the most famous magic stick
Chapter 439 Who is the most famous charlatan
The servants immediately ran out to find the witch. Ganzhou City is very close to the Turkic grassland, and many people believe this, even more than Chang'an and other places. It can be said that witches are one of the most respected professions in this area and are not discriminated against at all!
Then again, witches and wizards are not only good at burning talismans and dancing around, but they are also a little skilled. They can also treat cattle and sheep when they get sick. In addition, the treatment process is very "mysterious", so it is often more popular than serious doctors. Some people even get sick and do not ask doctors to see a doctor, but only ask witches to dance to the great god!
The fairy boy dared not break the pudding's limbs, for fear of breaking them up. Besides, he couldn't figure out whether this was God's punishment. If it was really, he would straighten the master before he could come. If he offended the gods, the witch could not help the master, wouldn't that be bad!
So, the pudding can only be in this position and is always posing!
After a long time, a servant came back and brought back several witches, all of whom were well-known figures in Ganzhou City, and could be called the elite among witches!
These witches entered the house and opened the quilt on the governor's body. When they saw it, they couldn't bear it and shouted in unison: "My god, why are you in such a position!" They were also surprised. The great god who had been dancing for so many years, and the first time they saw such a thing, was this evil?
The fairy boy said, "Stop talking nonsense, please ask the gods from heaven to explain this posture for the Lord... No, it is to relieve this punishment. I will give it to you how much incense and paper money is needed!"
The most famous witch in Ganzhou City quickly corrected his words and said seriously: "Master Bu, you can't say that, don't say that! What does it mean to give us incense paper money? That little divine incense and burnt talisman paper are all used to treat God. We don't charge any of them, so how can we say it is for us!"
"Okay, okay, it's not for you, it's for God! No matter who it is for, just wake up the adults! Hurry up, if you delay, you will really go to see God!" Bu Xiantong stomped his feet and said anxiously.
The witches said in unison: "President Bu, please rest assured. We will invite God now. Moreover, the God we invite is very useful. We will respond to the Great Sage if we ask for it!"
"Great Sage An? What kind of god is that? Why haven't you heard of it before?" Bu Xiantong asked.
The most famous witch said proudly: "Master Bu is busy, and he has never noticed the person we invite God..."
Bu Xiantong said angrily: "Even if I'm not busy, I won't pay attention to you. Don't talk nonsense. Please ask God quickly and ask the great sage, come!"
The witches stopped talking and asked the people they brought to set up incense tables. They came together to discuss how to invite God. The witches took out a book from their arms, and while looking through it, they whispered: "It seems that the disease of the governor is not easy to cure. The book does not say what kind of disease is this!"
The books they took were nothing else, but were the medical books published by Wang Ping'an. The great book merchant Yin Jiucheng published medical books for him. The medical books mentioned many common diseases, not only with prescriptions, but also with many treatment methods. When Wang Ping'an selected topics, he chose common diseases, and the medicines and techniques he used were the simplest and easiest. It is very suitable for people who have a little knowledge of medical skills to learn and is conducive to promotion.
During the Tang Dynasty, many ordinary people were illiterate, and more people could not afford books. Even if they could afford books, the books they bought were often the almanac. Therefore, no matter how good or friendly the medical writing was, it might not be quickly promoted. This is the limitation of the times and personal power cannot be changed.
The first person who can come into contact with such people-friendly medical books is bound to be a group of interests, that is, doctors, but since Wang Ping'an's medical books are all common diseases, most doctors will treat them, but Wang Ping'an's method is better. Even if the doctors use it, they will not promote it for Wang Ping'an. Peers are enemies. Not to mention Wang Ping'an, even if Sun Simiao wrote medical books, doctors of the same era will not promote it for him, but rely on descendants.
But for the same interest group, another type of person will promote it, that is, the witch doctor with half-baked medical skills. Most of the time in this era appeared in the form of a great god. These people naturally regarded Wang Ping'an's medical books as treasure books. They could not understand the medical books that were too deep, but they could understand Wang Ping'an's medical books and used them correctly.
After use, the effect will be better, the business will increase greatly, and life will be better. They will work harder to praise Wang Ping'an, because the more powerful Wang Ping'an is, the better their business will be with Wang Ping'an's reputation!
With the involvement of interests, the relationship will be more reliable! This is not something that the times can limit, because in every era, this kind of relationship is the most solid and the same!
The witches invite other gods, all kinds of gods, but they may not necessarily "come out to help". But if you invite the Great Sage and secretly read through his medical books, the success rate will be much greater after the treatment. Therefore, asking God to invite the Great Sage is a popular trend this year. It is very popular in the God world!
But this time it was afraid that it would not work very well. The witches were all dumbfounded after reading the medical books. The book did not record the disease of the current governor!
What kind of punishment is the punishment given by the gods? These words can be used to deceive others. Can lie to the witches be useful? They just eat this bite of food! The governor saw that he was suffering from an acute illness. It might be that he was hit when the house collapsed. It happened that he was doing this position, so he had an illness, and other things... that was nonsense!
It’s okay for the witches to talk nonsense with others, but they can’t do it!
The altar has been set up, but the witches have not found any results. The most famous witch whispered: "It's bad, I'm afraid the governor will return to God this time!"
The other witches said, "Looking at his appearance, maybe he has ascended to heaven. Do you want to try his breath?"
"No, I'll fool you first and then talk about it, jump first!" said the most famous witch.
Several witches picked up their props one after another, some were wooden swords, some were bells, and some were yellow papers, and they started playing together!
I spent half an hour busy before the ceremony of asking for the gods was over.
After closing the momentum, taking a deep breath, slowly opening his eyes, the witches "wake up" together. The most famous witch said to the fairy boy: "It's done, the Great Sage An has appeared. He just got on my body and said something to me!"
Bu Xiantong hurriedly asked, "What are you saying, come on!"
The most famous witch uh, and did not answer, but turned to ask another witch, saying, "Has the Great Sage told you too?"
The witches nodded together, but did not speak, and looked at the fairy boy.
The fairy boy suddenly realized that the Great Sage could not show his spirit in vain, so he had to give him some hard money! He shouted, "Come on twenty cents quickly!" After that, he looked at the witches again. Seeing that the witches had no expression on their faces, he cursed in his heart and said, "Add twenty cents more."
The witches all showed contempt on their faces, and the most famous witch said, "We invited the Great Sage An, not an ordinary god!"
"Great Sage An... Forty Strings are not bad!" Bu Xiantong gritted his teeth and said. It was obvious that the witches were still indifferent and had to say, "Each person has twenty Strings, this is OK, Great Sage An should be satisfied, right?"
The witches nodded, you are tactful! The most famous witch said solemnly: "I just said something when the Great Sage An appeared, only two words, and the meaning is profound. You have to hear it clearly!"
"Please tell me!" The fairy boy raised his ears, and the family doctors and other servants also surrounded him.
The most famous witch shouted: "Tomorrow! Great Sage An said these two words."
Bu Xiantong was stunned and said, "Tomorrow, what does this mean?"
The witches said in unison: "It means that God, the evil of the governor can be eliminated, and he will be fine!"
The fairy boy said, "Tomorrow will be fine!"
The witches packed up their utensils and ran away with the money as quickly as possible, leaving no one behind.
Tomorrow! Tomorrow will become today, and there will be another tomorrow! Tomorrow will be good. This kind of thing is the same as not saying it, there will always be tomorrow. Anyway, it is tomorrow! If the governor cannot survive tomorrow, he can only blame himself for his poor life. He has not waited until tomorrow, but no wonder the great saint is not working!
This is what the witches are best at, and it makes sense to explain it no matter how you explain it!
The fairy boy was standing there, and a servant said, "Master, the master's aura is weak, I'm afraid I won't last tomorrow!"
"Ah, no!" The fairy boy of Bu rushed to see the pudding. Seeing that the pudding's breathing was weak, he was afraid that it would be impossible. He hurriedly said, "What should I do? You can't wait like this. Go and invite all the adults to come and let them find a solution!"
The servants ran and went to invite all the officials from Ganzhou again!
Not long after this time, all the officials came. In fact, they did not sleep tonight, but gathered at the Changshi's house, worried about the things outside the city. If Wang Ping'an was annoyed, he would get angry and ask his Turkic soldiers to do something. The unlucky one is Ganzhou!
The officials sent messengers to explain the matter to Wang Ping'an, but the messenger had not come back yet, so they had to wait and not sleep. Suddenly, they heard that the governor was infected and ran away.
The officials entered the room and looked at the pudding. Everyone was surprised and couldn't bear it. They shouted in unison: "My god, why are you in such a posture!"
Fortunately, the governor was still dizzy. If others were awake, they would have to be dizzy anymore. Why did this mean it!
The chief said: "What's wrong with this sir?" He didn't know the true face of the governor. He only knew that the governor liked to practice immortality. At most, he was not practicing. He was in his seventies and had dozens of concubines, and he didn't know anything else.
Of course, he could not know that if he really knew the face of the governor, he would immediately write a memorial to Chang'an and report it to him, and then he could replace it and become a governor from the governor!
The fairy boy dared not tell the truth, so he could only say: "Tonight is abnormal. On a snowy night, the moon is bright in the sky and stars are twinkling. Things are abnormal, and it is a monster. There will be a major disaster in my Ganzhou. My master petitions for the people and is willing to stop this great disaster for the people of Ganzhou. This is the result. My master led the disaster to him alone!"
The officials were all extremely surprised. What was this saying? The sky was abnormal... This is not too abnormal. What is more abnormal than this abnormal is that there is a moon and stars on snowy days, which is not a great thing! Anomaly is a monster? Where is the monster?
Seeing Lord Governor like this, he is just a monster, an old monster with bare butt and chewing his thighs!
The Changshi said: "Then, then do you have any idea? Let me save the adult. You can't let him look like this. It's too inappropriate. How can you be a dignified state governor... I tell you that we will not hide this matter. We must report it to Chang'an. If the adult is like this, I am afraid that if you can't wait to retire and return home, you will have to go home to celebrate your old age!"
It is obvious that the chief was putting in trouble. Pudding now lost all his face as an official. He could no longer be the governor, but the court could not reprimand him, so he was still the governor of Ganzhou. He should be saved and saved!
The officials expressed their agreement. Even the officials who usually flattered puddings turned around at this time, and they all began to talk about the fact that the governor was not here!
Bu Xiantong knew that his master was finished, but even if he didn't become an official, he was still the master. As a servant, he had to continue to have a meal at Bu's house! He said: "The family doctor said it was an evil person, not a disease, so the villain invited the witch to come. The witches invited the Great Sage An. The Great Sage An appeared and said two words "tomorrow". I don't know what the deep meaning is. The villain couldn't figure it out, so he had to invite all the adults to come!"
The chief minister was stunned and said, "Great Sage An, isn't that Wang Ping'an? He is just outside the city. What do you ask him to do? Let the witch come and invite him?"
The servants didn’t know who the Great Sage An was, but the officials knew that even though they had never noticed how famous Wang Ping'an was in Chang'an before, Wang Ping'an came to the west with the surrendered Turks these days, and they had learned everything they should have learned, so naturally they would know who the Great Sage An was!
The fairy boy Bu was shocked and shouted: "Who is the king of Ping'an outside the city... is the king of lords the great sage?"
The officials were suddenly overjoyed, all looked at the Changshi and winked at him, and the Changshi was also happy!
The chief minister said: "What's the use of asking the witch to invite the Great Sage An? Why don't we invite him to come to the city and see for the adults. If it's sick, the prince is the first doctor in Chang'an. What kind of disease cannot be cured? If it's an evil person, he is the Great Sage An, and what kind of evil he can't drive away?"
The officials all shouted: "Let's go, open the city gate, let's go out together, invite the princes to the city and come to the governor... Hahaha!" They would not talk nonsense to a servant like Buxiantong, and Pudding couldn't speak now. Everyone rushed out of the house and went to find Wang Ping'an.
Outside the city.
Wang Ping'an sat in the big tent, looked at the person in front of him, and said coldly: "I have many daughters of the Turkic royal family here, but the kind you want is not, even if you have one, I will not give it to you. This marquis has never done such a moral thing, and I will never do it in the future!"
The man standing in the tent was a young man in his twenties. Seeing Wang Ping'an turning against him, he said indifferently: "No wonder my master didn't give you food and grass, so say goodbye!" This man was the grandson of Bu Xiantong, who was sent to ask Wang Ping'an for the Turkic Red Pill Women. He turned around and left the tent.
Chapter completed!