Chapter 1199: Master of Face Slap (Wan Er)
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Principal Wu invited him, but Chu Qiankun dared not delay it. He immediately put down the documents in his hand, greeted Hu Yuhan, and left with Junzi.
If you were going to another place, Chu Qiankun would bring the freshly released Secretary Hu.
Just go and save the big picture. Forget it, I know too many people and the scene is not suitable.
Chu Qiankun rushed to the school in a hurry, but was out of nowhere. Principal Wu had something to do and left five minutes before he arrived.
The incident happened suddenly, and she didn't know when she would come back, but just let Chu Qiankun in her office and wait.
Waiting is a good word, I don’t know when it will be.
Chu Qiankun naturally would not wait in her office stupidly. He was so familiar with the door that he had to make a mistake. He went to another teaching building and walked into Wu Zhongping's office.
"Oh, the student of Chu is here. Why? I'm here to attend class today? It's strange, strange, it's really strange." Wu Zhongping teased when he saw Chu Qiankun.
As the grade level rose, Chu Qiankun's skills of skipping classes increased day by day. He stopped coming on the first day of school in his senior year, which made him very angry.
"Teacher Wu, please calm the fire, cool the fire. Look, Teacher Gao has been laughing at you." Chu Qiankun faced it with a smile.
"Student Chu, you are so unkind. When will I laugh at Teacher Wu?" Teacher Gao, who was sitting aside and watching the joke, was excited, retorted with a stiff smile on his face.
Chu Qiankun's trick of troubled Shuidong was really abominable, and he caught him off guard.
"Teacher Gao, don't pretend to be between us. Your face will become stiff when you pretend. Do you need to find a face-slimming teacher for you to pat you, and make your smile smaller?"
Chu Qiankun pointed at Teacher Gao and said seriously.
"No, classmate Chu, do you have such a position in this world? You can lose face by patting it?"
There are currently only three teachers in Wu Zhongping’s office. In addition to Wu Zhongping and Teacher Gao, there is also a young female teacher.
She was originally looking at them quietly, and when she heard Chu Qiankun's words, she immediately became interested.
"It's true, Teacher Lu, do you believe it too if he's so obviously fooled? " Teacher Gao turned his head and said to the female teacher sitting behind him: "I only know that my face will be swollen. This is the first time I heard that my face can be thinner."
Everyone has a love for beauty. It is normal for women to love beauty, but I believe that patting can slim your face. Isn’t it a bit too much?
Although Wu Zhongping didn't believe that patting could slim his face, he knew Chu Qiankun very well.
It seems unreliable, but once you question it, you will often be slapped in the face by Chu Qiankun.
"Don't worry about whether it's true or not, you can talk about it first."
"There are very few people who know this skill, and it is also a special skill that has been passed down to ancient times. With the development of the times, there are few people who know this skill. Currently, there are only two remaining in the southern Hemoto Kingdom. They have a very elegant and generous title called the Face Slapping Master."
"puff!"
"puff!"
Finished.
Wu Zhongping and Teacher Gao squirted, and the expressions on their faces were more exciting than the other.
He was so angry that he wanted to move a chair. Wu Zhongping's violent temper had not been on for many years, and he almost couldn't help it today.
He knew that Chu Qiankun's words would slap in the face, so he tried his best to be cautious and avoid it, but unexpectedly, a slap in the face appeared.
He was pricking his ears, waiting for Chu Qiankun's amazing words?
As soon as I saw Teacher Gao drinking tea, I picked up the teacup by habit and prepared to listen while making tea.
Now, the two people who were drinking tea leisurely to listen to the opera staged a slutty battle for others.
This saliva is really big, urgent and full of water, and even has a warm and scent.
"Ha ha ha ha……."
The happiest thing was Teacher Lu, a woman, a female teacher. In front of the two male teachers Chu Qiankun and Wu Zhongping, she sat on the ground with a smile, without any sense of being a role model.
It’s not that she doesn’t want to show that she is a little reserved, she really can’t be reserved.
The face-slapping master, such a weird and good name, is really appropriate. The scene should be very beautiful.
What’s even more funny is that before the face slap master saw it, the face slap master came first and gave her a free face slap performance.
Wonderful, wonderful, it was so wonderful that she could only laugh to the ground to show respect.
Teacher Gao touched the tea leaves on his face and shook them hard.
"Chu Qiankun, you did it on purpose. I want to see the jokes between us. Do you think you have any good results to treat your teacher like this?"
Teacher Gao is already very familiar with this leave king.
When Chu Qiankun brought something strange to Wu Zhongping, he often gained a share of the pie.
Of course, he couldn't really blame Chu Qiankun for this squirting incident, but he still had to say a few words.
"Don't let me know, two swear teachers, oh, two handsome teachers, this is not my fault." Chu Qiankun took a pack of tissues, took two pieces each and handed them to the two, looking aggrieved: "Teacher Wu asked me to say, I'll say it."
"I didn't ask you to drink this tea. Look at our beautiful, beautiful, gentle, and dignified and generous teacher Lu, didn't he spray water?"
After delivering the tissue, Chu Qiankun pointed at Teacher Lu, who was still sitting on the ground and laughed, and couldn't stand up for a moment.
At the beginning, the three of them didn't think anything was wrong, but they were all experienced people. After savoring this, they immediately tasted different flavors.
There is nothing like this kind of praise for being beautiful, gentle and lovely. It is normal. Although Teacher Lu looks average, she also enjoys this word.
But what does dignity mean? Is it still dignity and generous? Is it still dignity and generous?
Also, what does Teacher Lu mean that he didn’t spray water? Explain it clearly to me.
Teacher Lu quickly stood up and flew towards Chu Qiankun. He didn't even get on the room and untied the tiles for three days. The teacher dared to make jokes, which was really a rebellious thing.
The book was not flying fast and had no strength, so Chu Qiankun took it with her.
"Teacher Lu, this book is for reading, not for throwing it away. If it hits me, a child, it will be troublesome."
puff……
I laughed again, but this time I didn't spray water again.
"Chu Qiankun, you are too much. We are your teachers at least. Would you be so old or young?"
Teacher Lu withdrew his smile, put his hands on his chest, and criticized with a serious face.
If you stand on the podium during class and look on your face, you will definitely be Mr. Mie Jue.
"No. Teacher Lu, I have always said that it is very big, okay? It seems that whether you spray water or not, whether you laugh or not, has nothing to do with me!" Chu Qiankun looked bitter, and then muttered in a low voice: "It's your own thoughts that are too colorful."
I came to Wu Zhongping’s office ten times, and eight times I wanted to make fun of it. In fact, they were all used to it.
After this long summer vacation, I finally saw Chu Qiankun again. Can't I have to have a good chat?
In school, in front of other students, they will not be so liberating.
"Okay, okay, it's all our fault." Wu Zhongping finally wiped the tea on his face: "Tell me, what are you asking for?"
"It's okay. The summer vacation is long. I haven't seen all the teachers for a long time. I came to visit them specially. I'm familiar with each other. I hope that all the teachers will not forget me."
Chu Qiankun is really fine, but Principal Wu is not here, so he came over to chat when he was bored.
"Don't blame the summer vacation. Even if the school starts, I won't see you very much." Wu Zhongping snorted.
A student like Chu Qiankun is unique in the history of the Provincial University, and his unique aura was met by him. This luck is really good.
"That's right, just the frequency of your leave, whether you take a leave or not, whether you start a school or not, there is no essential difference." Teacher Gao picked up the kettle, filled himself and Wu Zhongping's teacup with water again, and habitually picked it up and took a sip. After thinking about it, he put it down: "In addition, even if you turn into ashes, Teacher Lu will remember you."
"Hey, Comrade Gao, what do you mean? Why did he turn into ashes? I still have to remember it! Isn't it supposed to be what you still remember?" Teacher Lu retorted.
"Hehe, don't give in modesty, the two teachers." Chu Qiankun took a step forward, took out a stack of color coupons from his pocket, and stuffed two of them: "Who else do you remember me now?"
OK Clothing coupons, every time he comes here, he will bring a little gift, which will not violate discipline, but can further promote relationships.
"Well, who are you? What are you here for? Which teacher are you looking for?" Teacher Gao's reaction was quick, and he took the coupon in one hand and changed his words.
"Fennie, during the revolutionary period, you must be the first to rebel." Teacher Lu gave Teacher Gao a blank look.
"If you have the ability, don't want it. Come on, and give it to this classmate who doesn't know what his name is." Teacher Gao raised his chin to Teacher Lu.
"Hmph, why don't you? I just want to buy new clothes. This coupon is just right for me. If you can't use it, I can use it for you."
Teacher Lu quickly took the ticket from Chu Qiankun and gave Teacher Gao a look.
"You are not me, why should I give it to you? It would be great to take it back and respect my wife!" Teacher Gao quickly pulled the drawer and put the coupon in.
Chu Qiankun looked at the two of them who were teasing their mouths slightly, and gave Wu Zhongping the remaining coupons: "If you are not here, please help me with other teachers."
"Another waste." Wu Zhongping stuffed a thick stack of tickets into the drawer.
"No waste, ok, you have to hold an event. If I don't give you these coupons, you can receive them through other channels."
Coupons and deduction coupons are actually another kind of discount.
It looks very attractive, but it is actually that's the case.
"You are here today, aren't you the class? Are you looking for Principal Wu?"
"I guessed it to you. The principal is not here, so I have to come to sit here." Chu Qiankun nodded and said truthfully.
"Why don't you go to the classroom? Isn't there so many people more lively?"
Chu Qiankun didn't show up on the first day of school. He came to school today. It's really unreasonable to not show up in the classroom.
"...I didn't bring the book, it's useless to go there, it's better for you to come here." I reluctantly found a reason for myself.
It’s not that Chu Qiankun doesn’t want to go to the classroom, but because Xu Ziyi told him that his juniors often come to wander outside the classroom recently, and they basically ask about Chu Qiankun’s situation.
The sequelae of this revelation was revealed, because Chu Qiankun is a student of the provincial university, so it is particularly easy to attract the attention of the student population.
The juniors are still secondary, and the students in the class are the most terrifying.
Wei Jiacheng, Wang Litian and other brothers from Door 505 were already unable to bear the question and took a group leave.
Now Xu Ziyi and Ji Yang have become the focus of attention, and they don’t know how long they can last.
Chapter completed!