Chapter 426: Dog's V)
Chapter 426: Those born in the Year of the Dog
"Brother Third, you finally come back alive and miss me to death."
As soon as Chu Qiankun appeared, Wei Jiacheng rushed towards him crying and shouting, which made people feel snot and saliva and was about to gush out.
"Get out, I'm living a good life, howling!"
Chu Qiankun raised his left foot and waved it with a standard side kick.
Wei Jiacheng was possessed by a brake pad, and his chubby face was one centimeter away from Chu Qiankun's sole, and he strongly stopped his body.
"Brother Third, what did you put on the sole of your shoes? Why did you look disgusting?"
Wei Jiacheng covered his nose and retreated urgently, several meters away from Chu Qiankun.
"Oh, just now, luck broke out and stepped on a ball of shit." Chu Qiankun said with a faint smile.
He looked like he was not caring, but the corners of his mouth were curled upwards and was very strange.
Of course, his luck is not so "good". He can step on it. What he really stepped on is that he didn't know who fell into a piece of roasted sweet potato at the entrance of the stairs.
Yellow heart!
Vomit! Vomit! Vomit! Vomit!
Wei Jiacheng retreated directly into the bathroom and vomited continuously.
Almost, he almost ran into dog shit just now, which was really disgusting.
"San brother, you are too unkind. The fourth brother's bile is almost spitting out."
Wang Litian said that Chu Qiankun was not kind and smiled happier than anyone else on his face.
Wei Jiacheng fell into a good state, but he didn't take any action, he was already very kind.
"Third brother, you won't be lucky! Do you want me to take you to wash your hair and get rid of mold at night?"
Wherever Zhou Chenghai is, his laptop is wherever he goes, and wherever he goes.
"If you want to wash, go wash, wash together with big and small heads!" Chu Qiankun threw his backpack on the bed, sat on the lower bunk and changed into a pair of slippers, carried the sneakers on his feet, and walked towards the bathroom: "I was just teasing him, but I accidentally stepped on a piece of yellow-hearted sweet potato, which looks similar but is not the same."
"Damn!" Wang Litian gave a thumbs up, and then said to Zhou Chenghai: "Second brother, third brother doesn't like washing his hair, please take me to wash it. It's been a long time since I washed my hair, and my scalp was itchy."
Zhou Chenghai didn't raise his head, staring at the computer screen, and his hands pounded violently on the keyboard and said, "The skin is itchy, that's because it's a disease, and it must be cured. I tell you, you are infectious, so I'll keep it away from now on."
"I'll be closer to you. If you don't take me there, I'll pass it on to you."
Wang Litian deliberately leaned against Zhou Chenghai and rubbed it on purpose.
"Ah, dead shemale, stay away from me." Zhou Chenghai shouted in a trembling voice.
Then, there was a sound of tables and chairs falling down.
"Have you vomited? Don't affect my shoes? Didn't you just step on sweet potatoes? Is there anything you want to vomit? It's your favorite thing to eat red heart sweet potatoes."
Chu Qiankun was holding a shoe brush and was about to brush off the sweet potatoes he had on his shoe.
This pair of shoes was bought for him during the Chinese New Year. He has only worn them a few times, so he is reluctant to throw them away.
"Brother Third, did you step on the sweet potato at the stairs on the first floor?" Wei Jiacheng asked.
After knowing the truth of the matter, vomiting had already stopped.
"Yes, how do you know?" Chu Qiankun glanced at Wei Jiacheng strangely while brushing the soles of his shoes: "I'll go, you can't have lost that sweet potato, right?"
Wei Jiacheng scratched his ears embarrassedly, laughing was neither crying nor crying.
Retribution!
If he had known this, he would pick up the sweet potatoes that fell on the ground and throw them into the trash can.
Unexpectedly, the momentary luck finally came to my own retribution.
After this incident, Wei Jiacheng deeply realized a truth that he must not throw garbage casually.
Especially certain things that are similar to certain things must not be thrown on the ground casually.
Otherwise, this retribution will be reported to you soon.
"I heard that when I was injured and hospitalized, you guys were very concerned about me."
Chu Qiankun, who had washed his shoes, sat on Wei Jiacheng's bed.
"Yes, third brother, you don't know. I heard that you were injured and hospitalized. We didn't want to eat or drink, and we couldn't sleep. You see, I miss you and you have lost weight."
Wei Jiacheng tried hard to suck his stomach, trying to make himself slimmer.
"You will lose weight while staying there. Unless Jiyang ignores you for ten days and half a month, you will lose weight, which is hard tolerant."
Chu Qiankun pushed away the "fat head and big ears" close to him with force.
Then, he looked from top to bottom and said sarcastically: "I am indeed thin, and I can't find my thin chin."
"San brother, you didn't see his belly. If that guy could give birth, he would definitely give birth to a fat guy weighing ten pounds."
Wang Litian stared straight at Wei Jiacheng's belly and kept shaking his head.
"Fifth Lao, I can't agree with what you said." Zhou Chenghai continued on the side: "Why do you say that the third Lao would give birth to a young man with ten pounds? Why can't he be a girl with nine pounds?"
Wei Jiacheng was about to give Zhou Chenghai a thumbs up and wanted to say that he was righteous, but this turned out to be such a turning point.
He could only give Chu Qiankun a grievance like a young wife who was wronged.
"Haha," Chu Qiankun took his backpack off the bed, ignoring Wei Jiacheng's aggrieved eyes: "In order to express his gratitude to you, I brought you some good things."
"What good thing? Take it out quickly. My stomach is already thirsty."
I was so aggrieved that I wanted to cry a little while ago. When I heard that there was something good, I immediately thought it was something to eat.
Immediately, my smile turned brighter than anyone else.
"This is a good thing, foreign goods, I guarantee you will be happy!"
Chu Qiankun looked at everyone with a mysterious smile, opened his backpack, and took out a square wooden box with no sign on it.
"What a mystery, come here quickly!"
Wei Jiacheng was closest to the box, so he took advantage of Chu Qiankun's inattention and took the box away.
With a snap, the iron buckle was opened on the box.
Then, the three heads squeezed together, and then, they followed by the sound.
"Brother Third, your thing is really awesome, it's definitely awesome!"
Wang Litian took out a brown cigar from the box, and clamped it like the one on the TV, pretending to be holding it in his mouth.
It looks so stunning.
"Last brother, you are so cruel. This thing has a lot of strength, and most people can't stand it."
Zhou Chenghai stopped playing games, there were only twenty cigars in the box. He grabbed five or six of them first and locked them in his cabinet.
chain reaction!
Wei Jiacheng and Wang Litian are naturally not willing to be outdone and follow suit.
"Leave me a few!"
Suddenly, Yun Chenggong returned to the dormitory at some point, jumped to the box, and put all the remaining pieces into his pocket.
"Yun Chenggong, you are a dog, you smell it and come." Wei Jiacheng shouted, holding the empty box in his hand.
"Hey, where is the boss? Haven't you come back yet?"
After the cigars were divided up, Chu Qiankun realized that Wei Mingzhou had not shown up.
"Not yet, maybe something is delayed at home, right?"
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Chapter completed!