Han Fei ignored them and continued: "Never mind, fold the letter, put it in an envelope, and have a sleep. We will arrive in Jinyang in a while. When we arrive in Jinyang, we will go to the crew to film. After the performance, we will turn around."

Come on, let’s take a walk around the local area and buy some souvenirs or something.”

"Boss, how much does your cloud cigarette cost? 100 yuan a piece? Too expensive, right? Cheaper, not cheap. If you want to buy it or not, this is the price. Okay, it's not expensive, so buy one."

Tao Yuehua saw Han Fei switching roles from left to right, and couldn't help but nodded secretly. Although he has not played many roles in recent years, his acting skills have not been lost. Of course, what makes Tao Yuehua most happy is that Han Fei has not given up on art.

The pursuit of this cross talk had only a beginning at that time. It was really rare that he could perfect this work in his busy schedule.

On the stage, Han Fei held his cigarette under his arm and suddenly slapped his forehead: "Oh, I was just having fun and forgot about the real thing."

"What's the matter?" Zhang Yue asked curiously.

"Send a message to my second brother." Han Fei said and took a few steps: "I found out very smoothly that my second brother's house was knocking on the door."

"An old man came out. He looked like a naughty man. When he saw me, he asked me who he was looking for. I told him everything. The old man was very happy. He invited me to his home and served me tea and lunch. I took it.

He quickly stopped me after tea, saying that he was leaving after delivering the letter."

"Uncle, this is a letter from my second brother to you, and there are four hundred yuan..."

Han Fei was stopped by Zhang Yue before he finished speaking: "Wait a minute, how much is it?"

"Four, four hundred." Han Fei hesitated.

Zhang Yue stretched out his hand and said, "Five hundred, you remembered it wrong."

"No, I remember correctly, just four hundred." Han Fei shook off Zhang Yue's hand.

"Uu~~~" Everyone knew what he was going to do, and booed all around.

Zhang Yue's expression was full of surprise: You are actually such a person, which made Han Fei almost laugh.

"Oh, four hundred? What about the letter? Let me take a look. The old man said, opening the letter, looking at the letter and then at me. I was so scared by what he saw." Han Fei looked guilty.

"Nonsense, why don't you panic when you take someone's money?" Zhang Yue made a stab at it.

"The old man asked: How much? I said: four hundred."

"Look at how guilty you are. What can you do for a hundred yuan?" Zhang Yue looked like he hated iron.

Tao Yuehua nodded secretly, Zhang Yue's acting skills have been honed over the past few years, and she has no script at all, but she can keep up with Han Fei's rhythm. She doesn't talk much, but she always hits on the ideas and makes everyone laugh.

It's amazing.

Han Fei ignored her and continued to tell the story: "The old man shook his head: No, this letter said five hundred. When I heard it, I was confused. Where did it say five hundred?"

Yes, everyone was confused. They knew from a god's perspective that the second brother had given five hundred yuan, but how did the second brother, the father, know? That painting looked like a ghost painting, could there be some mystery hidden there?

"The old man asked again: What is your relationship with my son? I said: We are just acquaintances." Han Fei said loudly.

Zhang Yue, however, broke the story: "Isn't that right? Aren't you two brothers who have been together for the rest of the year?"

"Ah." Han Fei looked a little unnatural: "Nonsense, we can't talk about brother at this time. Did brother buy cigarettes with other people's money?"

"Uu~~~" Immediately the venue was filled with boos, and the boos were inevitably accompanied by laughter.

Zhang Yue shook her head in disgust: "It sounds like I did it, so you should show some respect."

"Haha~~~" Now everyone could no longer hold back, and everyone almost rolled on the ground with laughter.

"Don't worry, just refuse to admit it." Han Fei said shamelessly.

"The old man shook his head again: No, this letter says that you and my son are brothers. I was confused. Where did it say brothers?"

Everyone is also confused. The paintings don't look close to each other, so why are they brothers?

"The old man took the letter: Look, we in Shanxi say that camels have rules. Five are a group, six are a bunch, seven are a handful, and eight are a bunch. There are seven camels painted on it, which means a handful. This means that you and my son are brothers."

Han Fei said with a stunned expression: "Both of us are both camels."

"Haha~~~"

Zhang Yue almost laughed: "You are worse than a camel. At least I didn't use my brother's money to buy cigarettes."

Jia Yougan and the others laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt: This big risk is worth it.

"I asked again: It didn't say five hundred, just four hundred. The old man shook his head: Look, there are two flies falling on the branches of a big tree in this painting. We in Shanxi don't call flies flies. The name "fly" has the same pronunciation as "silver", which is why my son told me that his brother brought me silver."

"Wow~~~" No one laughed this time, but marveled. They all asked each other: Are there any from Shanxi? Is this the case?

"It didn't say five hundred." Han Fei raised his voice.

"The old man said again: Keep looking. Look, under the tree, there are four kings lying down, and two wine bottles standing, four eight thirty-two, two nine one-eight, which adds up to fifty."

Han Fei was a little hysterical: "That's fifty instead of five hundred."

"Old man: There is an egg next to it."

"Haha~~~" Han Fei's expression of wanting to die once again made the venue burst into laughter. Even the waiters laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

"Uncle, to be honest with you, I spent 100 yuan to buy cigarettes, and the old man said: It doesn't matter, money is something external to the body. Come to the house again tonight, and I will prepare a reply letter to my son. Please help me." Take it back."

Han Fei looked worried: "I went to his house that night, and the old man took out two envelopes, one large and one small: Don't open them and read them. I said: No, don't worry, uncle."

"I got on the train back to the capital, and I didn't even bring a magazine..."

Before Han Fei finished speaking, there was a commotion in the venue.

"Open the letter and take a look."

"You guys have learned badly." Han Fei scolded with a smile.

Zhang Yue said angrily: "I learned that from you too."

"Haha~~~"

"I opened the big envelope first. What's drawn on it? There are two buckets drawn on them. The buckets are buckled and placed with the bottom facing up. There are two flies falling on the buckets. I don't want to ask. The old man has told me about the money here." Han Fei looked miserable.

"Haha~~~" There was a burst of laughter in the venue.

"Looking further to the side, there is a big circle drawn, and a small circle drawn. In the big circle is a firecracker, the firecracker used to celebrate the New Year. In the small circle is a silkworm cocoon, which can be used to make silk threads. What does that mean? I don’t understand, so just stuff it into the envelope first.”

"When I opened the small envelope, I saw another painting. It was very lively. The painting was two pigeons, one duck, two pigeons, and one duck. There were four pigeons and two ducks in total. The painting on the side of the letter An elephant has a knife rolled up on its trunk. The tip of the knife pierced the neck of a goose, killing the goose. The goose's neck was bleeding. There is a little man here in the painting. He is holding two hands, and there is something in his hand. If he can’t understand it, he should put it back first.”

Han Fei pretended to gasp after speaking as if he was telling a tongue twister: "What's wrong with this family?"

But Zhang Yue smiled and scolded: "It's true, people guard against gentlemen but not villains. This kind of thing is to guard against villains like you."

"Haha~~~" There was another laugh.

"When I arrived in the capital, I didn't even go back home. I went straight to my second brother's house." Han Fei said.

Zhang Yue added: "Then, who made you feel guilty?"

"How can I not feel guilty for talking nonsense? The letter said something about money."

Jia Yougan laughed until he got cramps: "Damn it, I didn't expect this kid to be so expressive in playing such a villain."

"The second brother was very happy to see me coming. He took the letter and stuffed it into the drawer without even reading it: Okay, the letter has been delivered, you can go. I said: Don't worry, I haven't even read the letter yet. Open it and take a look." Han Fei looked worried.

"Second brother is a little embarrassed: Why don't you read this letter between our old man and his wife? I said: No, I have to read it, I am here."

"Haha~~~" Tao Yuehua couldn't help laughing out loud.

"The second brother couldn't bear my persistence and finally opened the letter. He patted me on the shoulder as soon as he saw it and said: OK, thank you, brother. My father said that the money was received."

"No, it says "received" somewhere? I have to ask, the second brother said: Look at this painting, there are two buckets painted on them.

There are two flies falling. We Shanxi people don’t call these flies flies, oh, you all know this. We don’t call this bucket a bucket, we don’t call it a water tip. You see, this bucket is placed upside down and is connected to the silver. The money has arrived."

"High technology." Han Fei pinched his chin.

"Haha~~~"

"I asked again, what do the big circle and the small circle mean? The second brother replied: The big circle is the rice bowl, and the small circle is the tea bowl. My father thinks that I spend tea and think about rice every day."

"..." No one at the scene laughed anymore, everyone was exhausted from laughing.

"There is also a small envelope. I asked again. The second brother took out the small envelope and looked at it, and tears came down. I said: Second brother, why are you still crying?"

"The second brother took out the painting and explained to me: Look, there are two pigeons and one duck painted on it. Two pigeons and one duck. This is your sister-in-law calling me: Brother, brother, brother. I said: I can't even call you. I need to cry."

"The second brother said: If you look further down, there is an elephant drawn on this side of the letter. There is a knife rolled on the elephant's trunk. The tip of the knife pierced the neck of a goose, killing the goose. , the goose's neck is bleeding, this is the same sentence as before."

Zhang Yue asked curiously: "What are you talking about?"

"Brother, brother, I'm so embarrassed, it's like killing a goose." Han Fei pinched his throat and immediately made the whole venue laugh again.

"I asked again: What about that little man? Second brother: Hey, don't mention it. My son doesn't learn well, so he gave me 100 yuan to buy cigarettes."

"Me?" Han Fei pointed to his nose in confusion.

"Wow~~~ Wonderful." The entire venue was enveloped in applause and cheers, not because it was their boss on the stage, but because the show itself was so exciting.

"Hey, have you finished recording it? Send it to me. I want to send it to my parents. It made me laugh."

"Yes, I want it too."
Chapter completed!