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Chapter 28: The golden wind and jade dew meet! The elixir(1/2)

After watching Yun Zhonghe's performance, Jing Wubian was shocked.

This Overlord Step is indeed full of sword energy. After seeing it, people want to beat him to death.

Yun Zhonghe said: "Do you want to learn? I will teach you!" (taken from "Kung Fu")

"The trick is very simple. Just think that you have a pound and a half, and you are extremely heavy. You have to spread your legs and walk, otherwise you will get an egg. In addition, because of your heroic spirit, you will feel irresistible pride from the bottom of your heart, and your overlord step will be achieved."

Jing Wubian said: "It's like this?"

According to Yun Zhonghe's guidance, Jing Wubian took the overlord step again, and Yun Zhonghe dubbed and sang.

After walking, Jing Wubian really felt that his pace was much more awesome.

Yun Zhonghe said: "Yes, yes, yes, you have mastered Shen Yun."

Jing Wubian laughed and said, "Hahaha, it's better to listen to your words than to read ten years."

Yun Zhonghe said: "You are not a dick, you should say that listening to your slutty words is better than pretending to be ten years."

But at this time, Jing Wubian couldn't help it anymore and walked towards the cottage behind.

Yun Zhonghe said: "Are you going to the thatched cottage? Let's go together?"

Jing Wubian said in a cold voice: "You are so arrogant. I just treated you with a little good face. You don't know how high the world is? What is my identity, the son of a prince. What is your identity, the son of a beggar, and the task like a bedbug is worthy of going to the cottage with me?"

"But..." Jing Wubian said: "If you make me laugh for the middle of the night tonight, let's go together."

"That's great." Yun Zhonghe said: "I'm not afraid to tell you honestly. The moment the tiger pounced on me just now, I've completed half of it. Let's go and finish the remaining half of it."

Then, the two of them walked towards the cottage one after another.

Everyone around was stunned.

I...My Day!

Where is this?

What happened just now?

The young master caught the beggar, didn’t he want to tear him into pieces and feed him to the tiger?

Why are we going to the bathroom together now?

How can you mortals know that only mental illnesses understand the world of mental illness.

As for worrying about Jing Wubian’s safety?

Just because Yun Zhonghe has no power to tie a chicken?

……………………

The thatched cottage in the city lord's mansion is also magnificent, and it can release itself more here.

Jing Wubian suddenly said, "I don't know why, but when I saw you the first time I saw you, I felt a little familiar."

Can you not be familiar with it? Mental illness meets mental illness.

Yun Zhonghe said, "Isn't that the case? But you feel a little familiar with this sentence and are not qualified enough."

Jing Wubian said: "What should I say?"

Yun Zhonghe said: "I have seen this younger brother in elegant version." (Revised from "Dream of Red Mansions")

Jing Wubian said: "This is not good, it's too ambiguous."

Yun Zhonghe said: "There is another coquettish version."

"Tell me, look."

Yun Zhonghe said: "A heartbreaking, where can I find a soulmate in the world?" (Third time)

Jing Wubian glanced at him and said, "You speak so well, you are a cultural person? What kind of cultural level?"

Yun Zhonghe said: "Children's Enlightenment School, dropped out of school in three months."

Translated into Earth dialect, it means that kindergarten Xiaobian dropped out of school.

Jing Wubian said contemptuously: "A child has just entered the school and dropped out of school? It's too low and he is ignorant of learning."

Then Yun Zhonghe said, "Where are you? What diploma?"

Jing Wubian said with a expressionless face: "You won."

Damn, you haven't even attended the enlightenment of children.

Immediately afterwards, Yun Zhonghe suddenly glanced at Jing Wubian.

Jing Wubian turned sideways and said lightly: "I'm not interested in men."

Yun Zhonghe looked at his wrist, and there were several deep wounds on it, and the latest one had not even healed.

In other words, Jing Wubian committed suicide by cutting his wrist.

He pulled off his sleeve, hid his wound and said lightly: "Yun Aotian, don't let me despair after giving me hope. If you really heal me, then you are my benefactor. We are so crazy about our friendship, I really don't want to kill you."

However, Yun Zhonghe sighed in his heart.

Because Jing Wubian was discharged from dark brown hematuria, and looking at his swollen eyelids, his hands were even a little swollen.

A worse situation happened. He was already infected with acute nephritis. I hope there will be no more complications.

Otherwise, people will die.

……………………

After returning to the hall!

A handsome little Taoist priest suddenly said, "Beggar, there is no deadline for this military order. How long can you cure the young master's illness?"

This is Lan Shenxian’s disciple, they have not spoken before.

Now that Jing Wubian and Yun Zhonghe had become acquainted, they stood up.

Of course, the fairy Lan is a big shot and cannot end up in person, so the disciples will come forward.

When he heard the disciple's words, Lan Shenxian and Leng Bi looked at each other.

Just now, Jing Wubian was going to kill Yun Zhonghe, but they didn't care.

Now we can't ignore it. It's enough to have a madman in the city lord's mansion, and no more madman can come in.

If the well is boundless, they will find a way to kill it.

There is no one in the entire city lord's mansion to get close to Jing Wubian. Lan Shenxian wants to monopolize all the favorable feelings of Jing Wubian.

Whoever wants to take away Jing Wubian’s intimate relationship will die!

Lan Shenxian’s disciple said, “Beggar, say a deadline. If the deadline comes, if you cannot cure the young master, you will be executed.”

"Half a month." Leng Bi said: "It's enough for you to refine alchemy for half a month. In this half month, you can ask us for any materials you need to refine alchemy."

"But if you can't cure the young master within half a month, I will kill you with my own hands!"

After saying that, Leng Bi left directly.

Damn, women really say one thing and do another, and they just said they weren't angry.

……………………

In this way, Yun Zhonghe lived in the city lord's mansion and began his alchemy career.

Jing Wubian was still pretending to come to him at first, but gradually he couldn't help it and came to him every day.

How to describe the relationship between Jing Wubian and Yun Zhonghe?

Is it really better than countless people in the world when they meet with golden wind and jade dew?

No, no!

Not Brokeback Mountain.

Like a sticky one?

Not right!

It can only be described in that sentence: xxxxx, xxxxxxx. (Fourth time)

In short, after Yun Zhonghe came, Jing Wubian became much happier, laughed a lot more, and rarely harmed people, nor did he kill people.

The two became more and more acquainted. At first, Jing Wubian was still as if the prince of the city lord's mansion, but he forgot about it while playing.

For some reason, Yun Zhonghe's words always make him happy.

It’s really a crazy child who is very happy. Even if he is crazy, both of them can play with relish.

What is certain is that Jing Wubian has a good IQ and is even smart.

However, he does have mental illness, mania, and certain depression and schizophrenia.

Because when he is having fun, he may suddenly cry when laughing.

Just as I was having a great time chatting, I suddenly didn't say a word and then sat there in a daze.

Because he is too nervous, no one can know what he is thinking and what he wants.
To be continued...
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