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Chapter 83: Yun Zhonghe's Brother? Fate(1/2)

"Brother, wait for me!" The young man in brocade caught up with Yun Zhonghe.

Yun Zhonghe asked, "Is there anything wrong?"

The young man thought for a while and asked, "It's okay, I just want to say hello for no reason. For some reason, I feel an inexplicable sense of intimacy when I see you."

Yun Zhonghe said, "It's a coincidence, so do I."

The young man said, "Brother, have we seen it somewhere?"

Yun Zhonghe said, "Have you seen it? I have no impression. Otherwise, I would definitely be impressed by the dragon among people like Brother Taiwan."

"Hahaha..." the young man said, "Look, look, you also know my nickname, the meat noodle flying dragon."

Yun Zhonghe said: "Brother, there are indeed a lot of meat on his face."

While talking, Yun Zhonghe stared at him.

From an outsider's perspective, the young man in front of him is almost nothing like Yun Zhonghe.

Because Yun Zhonghe is very thin, 1.8 meters tall, but less than 140 kilograms.

And the young man in front of him was over 300 kilograms.

Although he was wearing luxurious clothes, this obesity completely lost his appearance.

But as long as he loses half of his weight, his appearance will be exactly the same as Yun Zhonghe.

right!

It's exactly the same.

It's not similar, it's really like twins.

But now it looks really different.

If it were other times, Yun Zhonghe would definitely not be able to see it because from a simple appearance, the young man in front of him had no similarities with him.

But at this time, Da Vinci was on his body, and his eyes could penetrate through the flesh and directly infer the skeleton.

The skeleton of the young man in front of him was really exactly the same as Yun Zhonghe, except that he was a little deformed due to obesity.

He rode this horse, which was definitely a real thousand-mile horse, and was very valuable, because he still ran very fast with his weight of 300 kilograms.

"Brother, we really haven't seen it before?" asked the young man with 300 jin, "Remember it carefully, especially in brothels, have you ever seen me?"

Yun Zhonghe said: "Why do you say that?"

The young man from Sanbaijin said, "Because in my life, I was either in brothels or on the way to brothels."

Yun Zhonghe was stunned. It was a coincidence that Yun Zhonghe was either cheating money or sex in his life.

"I heard that there were a group of blonde and blue-eyed women coming from Jinzhou City, so I came from thousands of miles away just to try foreign meat. Unexpectedly, that fool An Letian infected Hualiu, and locked up all these girls and was not allowed to pick up customers." The young man of 300 kilograms said: "Isn't this a waste of food because of choking? As a result, I went for a few thousand miles in vain. If we say that our Emperor is also fucking enough, do you fight when you fight? What brothels are locked up and what are you going to sweep? Does it mean that once you fight with the Daying Empire, men don't need to prostitutes?"

Yun Zhonghe was shocked and speechless.

Because the 300-jin young master in front of him said a few words, His Majesty the Emperor is fucking enough.

Who can say such words? Who dares to say such words?

Yun Zhonghe also discovered that he had a beard at a young age, but he didn't have many beards, which looked very funny.

He is already fat, and his wretched temperament and funny beard are simply speechless.

It's really unimaginable that he looks exactly the same as Yun Zhonghe in his bones.

One can be so handsome, and the other can be so unbearable.

"Brother, are you looking at my beard?" asked the young man of 300 jin.

Yun Zhonghe said: "Yes, your beard is really cool and unruly."

The young master of San Hundred Jin said, "This beard is a memorial to my adult life."

Yun Zhonghe said: "Are you eighteen?"

The young man from Sanbaijin said, "No, I just slept with a thousand women."

I...I...I...I...

Yun Zhonghe was completely unbelievable.

Just... Just like you, a fat pig, was it still killed thousands of people?

Is there any law of heaven?

"Brother, do you know what the secret to killing a thousand people?" asked the young master of three hundred jin.

Yun Zhonghe said: "I don't know."

The young master of San Hundred Jin said, "First, you have money; second, you have a quick look."

Well!

It makes sense, it makes me speechless.

The young master of San Hundred Jin said, "So, all of my slaughter was completed in brothels. I had a dream at the age of thirteen, and I wanted to sweep the brothels all over the world. No matter where I go, any brothel, even on the tram beside the stinky ditch, will have a woman I have loved."

I...I...I...I...

Your ideal is so... great.

I originally thought that Prince Hou of Ning'an was already weird enough, but he was nothing compared to you.

How dare the stars compete with the bright moon for glory?

"It is easy to make this vow, but it is too difficult to achieve it." said the young master of Sanbaijin: "I only realized after I walked out of the house that there were so many brothels in the world. Now three years have passed, and I have only completed more than a thousand people. The road is slowly getting farther and farther, and I will search up and down."

At this time, Yun Zhonghe really had the urge to dismount and kneel on the ground.

He never admired anyone, but the person in front of him was definitely the most awesome one he had ever met.

Now Yun Zhonghe is more and more convinced that the idol in front of him should be his brother.

Although it is fat and cheap, the smell of a slack and the love for brothels are simply the same.

"Brother, where are you going?" Yun Zhonghe asked.

"Bornless land." said the young master of Sanbaijin: "I heard that this is a wild land. The brothel women here should be more delicious, so I want to come and taste the game."

All right……

Yun Zhonghe said: "The Southern Zhou Empire has thousands of miles of territory, and the flavor of brothel women should be even better. Why do you want to go far?"

Mr. Sanbaijin said, "Brother, I don't know anything. I'm running away from marriage."

Yun Zhonghe said: "Is it because my brother Tai's fiancée is extremely ugly?"

"No, it's extremely beautiful, it's not a square thing. You'll twitch all over when you look at it." said the 300-jin young master.

Yun Zhonghe said: "Why do you want to escape marriage by brother?"

The young master Sanbaijin said, "I have been in the brothel for a long time. I have been used to eating crooked melons and jujubes, and I have been used to sleeping with vulgar women. I can't marry a peerless beauty with a noble status and a beautiful country. For example, a pig eats pig food every day. One day if you force it to eat delicious food, it will have diarrhea."

Yun Zhonghe once again admired him so much that he could not say a word, only infinite worship.

The first time I saw someone like me as a pig, and I also like it so beautiful and refined.

"And they are noble girls. I am a garbage and waste like me, so I should not delay her lifelong happiness." Mr. Sanbaijin said: "I will continue my ideals and leave my footprints in every brothel in the world. Each of us will die, and a fat and stupid scum like me will probably die earlier. The moment I closed my eyes, I thought that I had taken care of the business of ten thousand girls, and I would die with peace of mind. People should always make some contributions in their lives."

When he said this, his tone was filled with a hint of sadness.

Yun Zhonghe was really curious at this time. What is the identity of this young man with 300 kilograms in front of him?

Judging from his tone, he was about to marry a peerless beauty with a noble status, so his identity must be noble.

But how could a wealthy noble family allow him to come out and wander every day like this? He slept in brothels every day?

Who is it?

"Brother, do you know where the nearest brothel is?" said the young master Sanbaijin: "I'm almost out of my way. I have to go to the nearest brothel to be resurrected."

Yun Zhonghe said: "About eleven miles ahead, there is a night spring breeze, but it is just a very low-level tram."

"It's okay, the lower the better. The wild boar is not used to eating fine bran." said the young master Sanbaijin: "Then let's go first. See you again if you are destined to be together in the future. I will definitely invite my brother to have sex with him."

Then, the 300-pound young man activated the horse and ran forward impatiently.

Then...

Whoosh swish swish swish swish...

There were dozens of cavalry behind, each of which was a master, following the young master of 300 jin.

Obviously, these people are his bodyguards.

Who is his father? He actually sent dozens of experts to protect such a fat pig and went out to visit brothels all over the world?

How big a father is?

Not long after.

The young man in Jinyi, who was like a fat pig, broke back again.

"By the way, there is another question I want to ask you."
To be continued...
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