Chapter 0011 Can't ride a bike
"Mirror, mirror, tell me who is the handsomeest man in the world?" Early in the morning, Miao Xu, wearing a black suit, stood in front of the mirror in the bathroom and asked very seriously.
After waiting for about a second, I saw Miao Xu's body trembling slightly, and then a strange sound rang out: "It's Miao Xu, it's Miao Xu!"
This guy actually speaks ventriloquism!
"Hehe, mirror, mirror, you are really the most honest mirror in the world!" Miao Xu laughed, gestured a thumb to the mirror, turned around and walked out!
Just last night, he not only obtained the right to live here for free, but also applied for a job under Bai Xiaochen's introduction, a job that he was extremely satisfied with. When he thought that the college he was applying for was actually a women's college, Miao Xu was shaking all over.
School doctor, who is a doctor who specializes in checking the body for those beautiful female students?
Not to mention whether there are beautiful nurses accompanying you, just talking about the female students who come to check their bodies, it is enough to make Miao Xu's blood swell.
Of course, being able to work in the same place with Bai Xiaochen does not mean that there is an extra opportunity to contact Bai Xiaochen? He is still waiting to find out the Gu in Xiaochen's body!
Therefore, this job is extremely important to Miao Xu. Miao Xu felt that he should seize this opportunity well and be a doctor who only has patients, no gender, and has noble medical ethics.
After leaving the bathroom door and glanced at the door of the master bedroom, a playful smile appeared on Miao Xu's mouth.
After solving the work problem last night, Bai Xiaochen and Lin Xinxuan wanted to get him drunk while eating, and even put laxatives in his wine. However, since he was a child, he had been poured with various medicines by the old man, how could he take these ordinary laxatives seriously? This level of laxatives is no different for him than eating normally.
The purpose of Lin Xinxuan and Bai Xiaochen was naturally to make Miao Xu unable to sleep well at night and continue to vent his diarrhea. As a result, the effect of the laxatives occurred obviously in advance. After dinner, Lin Xinxuan was about to take a shower. As soon as she took off her clothes, Miao Xu rushed to the door of the bathroom and kept slapping the door of the bathroom.
Lin Xinxuan forced her to come out. After Miao Xu appreciated her underwear perfectly, she walked out with pain in her expression.
Then Lin Xinxuan just turned on the bathroom heater, and Miao Xu rushed over again...
Lin Xinxuan had to continue to come out with a bath towel. Who said that there was only one bathroom in the entire suite? If Miao Xu was really pulled in another place, she would be the one who suffered the loss.
This happened several times in a row. At the end, let alone Lin Xinxuan, even Bai Xiaochen was tortured. In the end, the two women decisively gave up taking a shower.
But when they really didn't wash, Miao Xu's stomach stopped hurting, and he just slept until dawn, which made the two women so depressed. You know, for those who are a little obsessed with cleanliness, it would be even more uncomfortable to not take a shower in a day than killing them.
"You just wear this outfit to apply for a job?" At this time, the door of Bai Xiaochen's room also opened, and then he saw Bai Xiaochen walking out in a professional suit!
I have to say that when Bai Xiaochen put on this outfit, his temperament changed tremendously.
She is tall and has a tall breast. When she wears this small suit, she looks even more noble and elegant, especially when she wears a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, she looks much more gentle!
"Yes, is there anything wrong? This is my best clothes?" Miao Xu said seriously.
The best clothes?
Bai Xiaochen is a little oversized, is this also called the best clothes?
The collar of the shirt has been worn out, and the suit is also the oldest suit style. It is blue overall, which is somewhat like the Zhongshan suit from the 1950s and 1960s. It looks as dirt as it is.
Well, it doesn’t matter if it’s a little broken, it doesn’t matter if it’s a little rustic. The old dean is not the kind of person who judges people by appearance, but you have to dress neatly and stretch a little, right?
This shirt is a little better, except for the broken collar, nothing else, but this suit is too scattered?
It was completely wrinkled, as if it was taken out of a pickle pot. Such clothes could be successfully interviewed? Bai Xiaochen even had some doubts about whether he could enter the school gate.
After looking at the time, there was no time to go to the mall to buy another one. Bai Xiaochen pointed at Miao Xu's coat and said, "Take it off!"
"Ah..." Miao Xu was stunned!
"I want you to take it off!" Bai Xiaochen was a little anxious. It was almost time now!
"What are you going to do..." Miao Xu jumped up, covered his chest with both hands, and looked at Bai Xiaochen with horror.
Bai Xiaochen was a little amused? Could it be that I could still eat you in the early morning?
"Your clothes are too wrinkled and cannot be worn. Now you don't have time to go to the mall to buy clothes. Just wear the shirt inside!"
"Oh!" Miao Xu then unbuttoned the buttons of the suit with relief.
He looked at Miao Xu, who was left with only one shirt. Although it was a little rustic, it was still neat at least. Then he nodded with satisfaction.
"Okay, it's getting late, let's leave!" After looking at the time, it was almost 7:30. I had to arrive at school before 8:00. It would be too late to waste some time.
While talking, he pulled Miao Xu and ran downstairs.
Running downstairs all the way, Miao Xu originally thought she would pull herself to the bus stop or go out to take a taxi. After all, there is a lot of distance from Huadu Women's College. If she walks, she would definitely not have time. Who knew that she would actually pull herself to the parking shed in the community and quickly pushed a pink electric car out of the parking shed and threw it directly into Miao Xu's hands.
"Quick, I'm going to be late. Come and ride a bike. I'll sit in the back..." As she said, she grabbed the safety helmet and put it on, but after she finished putting it on, she found Miao Xu standing stupidly.
"What's wrong?" Bai Xiaochen asked in confusion.
"I...I can't ride..." Miao Xu was a little stunned. He did not lie. The old man was proficient in all kinds of skills, witchcraft, Yi skills, and martial arts. He also taught Miao Xu a lot of skills, but he didn't teach him riding a bicycle?
As for this electric bike, I won’t be able to ride it!
Bai Xiaochen rolled his eyes and turned around. Nowadays, some people don’t know how to ride electric bikes?
"Come up, I'll take you!" Seeing that time was tight, Bai Xiaochen didn't have the time to say anything. He grabbed the electric car with one hand and sat directly in front.
"Oh!" Miao Xu responded, stretched his legs and sat directly behind the electric car.
This is a single-person electric bike. Although both of them are not plump, after sitting down like this, there is no extra position, and their bodies are so tightly attached to each other.
"Sit down!" Bai Xiaochen, who was thinking about the time, didn't pay attention, but Miao Xu clearly felt Bai Xiaochen's body temperature and the faint fragrance on her body, and suddenly felt a burst of joy!
But before he could enjoy this beautiful scene, he heard Bai Xiaochen's voice coming, and then the electric car rushed forward with a "swish" and hesitated inertia. Miao Xu's body leaned back. Miao Xu was frightened and instinctively hugged forward with his arms, and then...
Then he felt a softness coming from his palm...
Chapter completed!