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Chapter 273 jokes and high technology

Liang Yuan's eyes were straight and fixedly watching the reflection of the moving train on the lake. It was flattened and flattened. The signal was constantly amplified in Liang Yuan's mind. The reflection of the train suddenly flattened on the water surface, which means that the light that formed the reflection suddenly flattened. What's going on?

If the light source of the lithography machine is shining on the lake surface, does it mean that the light can be flattened the same? After thinking about the lithography machine for a night, Liang Yuan naturally put the things he was thinking about into the scene in front of him. Does the light become thinner and the light becomes thinner means that the line width becomes smaller? The accuracy of the lithography machine has improved?

A series of thoughts seemed to keep rising fireworks blew up in Liang Yuan's mind, and countless reliable and unreliable thoughts came and went back and forth in Liang Yuan's mind like butterflies.

The immersive lithography machine suddenly made this familiar and unfamiliar noun jump into Liang Yuan's head, and the concepts of adding water and wind-blowing soap boxes to the camera are followed by.

With the key information, Liang Yuan recalled a little, a series of information emerged from the deepest part of his memory, and the joke that he had been thinking hard for a long time was recalled by Liang Yuan.

What's going on? I originally planned to recall key technologies through jokes, but how did it become that recalling jokes through key technologies? The logic of this matter is simply.

However, since all the jokes were found out from the memory and could not be stuffed back, Liang Yuan thought that he could only find an opportunity to use the waste in the future.

Speaking of which, as a glorious hardware novices, Liang Yuan was lucky to know the principles of immersive lithography machines, and Liang Yuan knew the reason why the principles of immersive lithography machines were really related to jokes.

The related jokes are not one but two. There are close similar cores between these two jokes, which are extremely controversial. What is interesting is that the birth period of the two jokes spans nearly twenty years.

The first joke is the wind-blown soap box that was popular in the mid-to-late 1990s, and the second joke is adding water to the popular shots in the mid-to-late 1990s.

In the 1990s, the technical level of almost all industries in the Republic can be described as terrible. If you see the flower world outside, your self-esteem will definitely be greatly stimulated. Some people just kneel down, while others do not succumb to reality and try to find some highlights to prove something.

The wind-blown soap box is such a fabricated case that can reflect many people's hearts.

Speaking of which, a certain township (the state-owned and national collective can be put up) enterprises have spent 7 million yuan to carry out technological transformation (the larger the data here, the better, and below 100 million yuan is available). A large price of RMB has been introduced from Germany (others in the United States, Britain, France, Italy and Japan). A fully automatic soap (soap, potato chips, biscuits, etc. can be substituted as long as they are small carton packaging).

After the production line started operating in China, a strange failure occurred due to the fact that it was full (the more mysterious and professional the more reasonable it was to be unacceptable to the soil and water).

It means that the finished product will occasionally miss the packaging when loading the paper box, and the probability is about one percent (the number can be compiled at will, but considering the maintenance of the high-end image of international friends, it is recommended to use less than one decimal number).

In order to maintain the brand's reputation and better serve consumers, the factory decided to solve the problem of no products in the empty box at any cost.

The rigorous and responsible German factory engineer first dug out a lot of backup parts of the production line at 33:33 meters below the fully automatic production line (this number is filled out at will, it is recommended to be accurate to the decimal point) and recruited three doctors from Tsinghua University (Peking University, Harbin Military Industry can also) in the Republic (filling the quantity at will, recommending single digits) and began to make difficult improvements to the empty box problem of the production line. Since the production line is an advanced fully automatic production line, the cost of technological improvement is as high as one million (this number can also be filled out at will, please note that the currency unit should be the same as the previous one). RMB.

After spending all the improvement funds by German engineers, the improvement technology team finally successfully found a solution to the problem. However, this method requires the entire production line to be shut down for technical transformation. The renovation cost is about 500,000 yuan (note the consistency of the currency unit).

However, it is now the peak season for product sales. If the entire production line is suspended and renovated, it will cost a lot of economic price. The hesitant factory leaders decided to hold a factory-wide meeting to decide whether to suspend and renovate.

At the conference, the factory leaders introduced the issue of production line transformation to the entire factory staff, and then democratically solicited everyone's opinions.

At this time, an old engineer with white hair and beard (the temperament must match the Shaolin Temple sweeper) walked up from below, took the microphone from the factory leader and said: There is no need to stop production or spend 500,000 yuan to technical transformation funds. I can solve this problem in half a day with two hundred yuan.

At the unanimous request of all the employees of the factory, the Finance Department and the Personnel Department granted 200 yuan of funds and half a day of leave for the old engineer.

The old engineer went to the department store in the city to buy a powerful fifth-speed electric fan with a motor and returned to the factory. Then, the fan was turned on at the end of the finished product in the production line. After adjusting the electric fan to the third gear, the empty box without product was blown to the ground by the wind due to the weight. The old engineer successfully solved this big problem that made the factory very difficult, and won high praise and praise from German engineers.

Ten years later, the factory introduced the next generation of fully automatic production lines from Germany. The Germans spent a lot of effort to improve the control procedures of the production line, successfully solved the empty box problem, and maintained the reputation and brand image of German products.

This is a very interesting joke. In addition to the Chinese Zhuge Liang-style fighting style, it also has a little bit of Huo Yuanjia's national pride in fighting, and the last paragraph seems a bit meaningful.

This wind-blown soap box joke was popular in the mid-to-late 1990s. After countless marketing and management masters threw away the last paragraph, they used this example as an example, such as cost control, thinking mode, input-output, overtaking on the curve, etc. Of course, some people interpreted from the last paragraph that scientific research can only be done step by step, overtaking on the curve is to pull, and taking advantage of the opportunity to introduce the next generation in the end.

After the new century, with the advent of the information age and the successful entry into the WTO, the Republic has experienced a round of industrial transfer and industrial upgrading. Compared with the shabby 1990s, it can be said that it has made a lot of progress. Fully automatic production lines have long been fully popularized in all walks of life, and electric fans have been almost completely eliminated from the consumer market. Therefore, the jokes of wind-blown soap boxes seem very rustic.

The new century 10s was the era when the Republic's chip import amount quickly surpassed the oil import amount. The pain of chip pain on the Republic also began to become more and more obvious. With this basic atmosphere, the second joke was successfully born.

The second joke is a variant of the first joke in a sense, but due to the real example of Dr. Lin Benjian, the second joke looks less like a joke.

After the new century, lithography machine technology has stagnated on 193 nanometers for more than ten years. Lithography machine, as a power engine to promote rapid advancement in the information age, is facing the crisis of shutdown.

Countless scientists, top laboratories and large technology groups around the world have invested almost astronomical investments in this direction, but they all failed.

At this time, no one would have thought that an outsider from the software industry would play a disruptive role in the field of lithography machines.

Time has entered a new century, but it is not so wonderful for Dr. Lin Benjian's career. Linnovation, a lithography software company founded by Lin Benjian, is the number one company in North America's lithography machine software field. Due to the Chinese ceiling, Dr. Benjian's competitor received capital injections from a large company in the electronics industry. The opponent relied on his capital advantage to squeeze Lin Benjian out of the lithography software field by killing one thousand enemies and losing 800 yuan.

At this time, TSMC's CEO just called Lin Benjian to invite Lin Benjian to return to 4V. After some consideration, Lin Benjian decided to join TSMC and restart his career.

At this time, the lithography machine routes around the world were fighting against the 153-nanometer light source. Although he was an amateur, Lin Benjian disagreed with this choice, believing that the 153-nanometer technology encountered a bottleneck that was difficult to break through and had to find another way.

Lin Benjian searched for nearly two years. In the summer of 2002, one morning, Lin Benjian accidentally looked out the window through the water droplets on the leaves of the office desktop potted plant. The twisted scenery outside the window brought Lin Benjian a crucial feeling. If water droplets were added to the lens of the lithography machine, would it also distort the width of the light? The pioneering subversive technology of immersive microshading lithography machine was born. Lin Benjian reversed the technological trend in one fell swoop and successfully led the research and development of semiconductors all over the world.

The second joke is much more confusing than the first one. Except for a few modifications, the second joke is composed of real facts.

For example, although Lin Benjian has been working on lithography machine software for more than eight years, he is definitely not an amateur in lithography machine research and development. The joke cleverly equates lithography machine software with Volkswagen software and lithography machine technology.

In addition, by observing the inspiration brought by water droplets in the morning, it is completely a variant of the soulmate reader, which is a bit nonsense.

Because the lithography machine is too high-end and ungrounded, the second joke is not as popular as the first one. However, it can be regarded as a long-term hot topic of chip pain, and the second joke is also widely circulated within a certain range.

Before the three-body dimension attack by Liu Liu, many management and marketing masters regarded the second joke as a case of dimensional attack, and the general idea was that even if they were outsiders, they could do earth-shaking careers even in the field of high-tech.
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