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Chapter 212 Funny

"Ha!" Shi Shangwu looked at the phone in his hand, stunned for a while before he let out a hum, thinking: This incident is really strange today!

Several strong men in military uniforms who were compensated for their meals with Shi Shangwu saw Shi Shangwu's expression and someone asked in surprise: "What's wrong? What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, you can eat first. I have some small things here. I'll leave early tonight. This meal is mine. You can continue to eat. If you don't have enough, don't be polite!"

"Shangwu, what's the matter that makes you go when you're eating? Is there some lover who longs for you to nourish it?" The person next to Shi Shangwu smiled and joked.

"What a little lover? A big and thick man accidentally led to some small things when he arrived in the provincial capital. Someone begged me to see if I don't let this kid suffer a loss!" Shi Shangzhen turned around and picked up his military uniform, bounced the dust on it, and then put it on and buttoned it while saying.

"I haven't said anything after talking for a long time!"

"It's not a big deal," Shi Shangwu said this briefly.

The person sitting beside him said, "Hey, why do I think it's at most? I'll ask him to go to the bureau and ignore him and spend a day. Even spending overnight is impossible. Now it's an era. How many local officials dare to be so arrogant? This is the provincial capital, not the small county town in the countryside where they think they are the local emperors who guard one acre of three parts of the land! I think you are the same. I've read too many online novels, so I'm running to protect people. Is it embarrassing to lose it!"

"There is no way. This matter is not sent by ordinary people, I can't push it!" After saying that, Shi Shangwu picked up the wine in front of him and said to the people sitting: "Everyone, Shangwu is here for respect!"

After saying that, he directly sipped out the wine, then he drank three glasses in a row, then walked to the door, picked up the military cap hanging on the wall, and walked out of the private room.

"Captain!" As soon as Shi Shangwu left the door, a soldier immediately came up.

"Let's go, drive the car, we won't live here today," said Shi Shangwu.

Xiaobing didn't ask much, and he straightened his chest and closed his abdomen: "Yes!" Then he turned around and ran to drive there.

Waiting for Shi Shangwu to walk to the door, a military-green warrior stopped at the door. As soon as Shi Shangwu opened the car door and got in, the warrior drove towards the city.

Wen Xu hung up the phone, drove out of the traffic police team's door and drove directly to the hotel.

When I arrived at the hotel, I stopped the car. When I arrived at the lobby, I saw that Shi Shangwu had arrived.

Wen Xu walked forward quickly and stretched out his hand to Shi Shangwu with a wry smile: "Brother Shangwu, I'm so embarrassed. I said that I won't bother you with this little thing, but..."

Shi Shangwu reached out and shook Wen Xu for a moment. After looking at Wen Xu's body with a deeper meaning, his eyes fell on Zhuo Yiqing who was following Wen Xu.

"Who is this?"

"My girlfriend, Zhuo Yiqing!" Wen Xu immediately pulled Zhuo Yiqing over and turned to her and said, "Hurry up, call me Brother Shangwu, he is Director Shi Shangzhen's eldest brother!"

"Hello, Brother Shangwu! My name is Zhuo Yiqing, I'm very happy to know you." Zhuo Yiqing immediately smiled at Shi Shangwu and bent down slightly.

Shi Shangwu heard Wen Xu introduce the girl next to him like this, and he looked calm. The smile on his face was almost undetectable and cold, and then he returned to normal: "Hello, hello, Wen Xu, you are so lucky, you can catch such a beautiful girl!"

"Good luck, good luck!" Wen Xu said with a smile: "Let's go up, I've opened a room for you and this guy!"

Wen Xu heard that Shi Shangwu came over, but he didn't think about a few people. He originally only opened one room next to him, but now he saw that there was a soldier, so he naturally had to add one, so he didn't have to pay any money. He opened three rooms directly, and the soldier's one room was opposite the door of his room. In this way, the three rooms would be together, with the door next to the door and the door facing the door.

After Shi Shangwu entered the room, he heard a knock on the door. As soon as he opened the door, he saw his little serviceman standing at the door.

"What's the matter?"

"Captain, am I watching at the door today, or am I paying attention to the movement of the aisle in the room?" The orderly soldier saw Shi Shangwu and went straight to the topic and asked himself if he wanted to pay attention to whether there were people who were not good for the two people on the door today, should he stand at the door to protect or what should he do?

Shi Shangwu smiled and said, "You guy is stupid! What kind of people are like when you stay at the door!"

"Okay, then I'll sit at the door and listen to the movement!"

Before the little orderly soldier finished speaking, he was beaten up by Shi Shangwu and had a brain breakdown: "You guy have something wrong with you, live in such a good room, hold a stool and sit at the door? You can think of it and sleep honestly! We are here today to be a fucking look. How many crazy people in the world are there!"

The orderly soldier glanced at his chief, then was stunned for a moment, then he realized: "Oh, then I know, I'll go to bed first!"

"Wait, what do you think of that young man named Wenxu?" Shi Shangwu immediately called Xiaobing and asked this question.

The little orderly soldier was asked by Shi Shangwu and didn't know how to answer. However, when he saw the leader looking at him like this, he thought about it and said directly: "At first glance, I think this person is good, with a calm mind, not as angry as many people in society, or if he has a little money, he feels that he is amazing. He has a unique temperament, like the uneven water surface, but he is the kind of person who sees the bottom of the water!"

"If someone else opens a luxurious room for you, you will say good things to him!"

Shi Shangwu also likes warmth. Just as Xiaobing said that there are too many violent people in this society now, and there are too many annoying nouveau riche. Some people can chop people's heads with a kitchen knife because of a quarrel, and they can chop two kitchen knives. Just because they don't let you get in a queue, they go to other people's cars at highway speed, which makes others almost destroyed and they are sent to jail. When these people show their violence, they don't think about their families and their lives?

I feel refreshed and happy for a moment. Don’t you think about what the price you and your family will pay?

He waved at his orderly soldier. Shi Shangwu heard the sound of closing the door. He sat on the sofa and thought for a while before dialing Shi Shangzhen's phone number.

"I said sister, doesn't this family named Wen have a girlfriend?"

"Who said Wen Xu has no girlfriend? I just asked you to take care of him a little and don't let him suffer any losses. After all, he is a villager under my command." Shi Shangzhi had just finished his meal, and the supper was the dumplings sent by Wen Xu.

Shi Shangwu said, "You have so many villagers under you, why haven't you ever seen you care about others? He is a villager, so why do you want me to eat and be a door god for him?"

"I said, brother, why are your mind thinking in a wrong way? I admit that he is a little different, but I have no selfishness. You don't know that he is a local rich man. My Wenjia Village is still counting on him. If he is cheated this time, he thinks that our country is not good, and he makes money in China like others, and then he will spend it abroad one by one, that's a big loss!..."

Shi Shangzhen explained a lot of things, but Shi Shangwu didn't listen at all. With his instinctive understanding of this cousin, Shi Shangwu felt that it was impossible for his sister to have no affection for Wen Xu!

Just based on the temperament of her own girl, if she doesn't care, how can she let herself come and see her? Not to mention her origin and status, just say that Shi Shangzhen calls someone here, let alone a deputy director, even the director has to retract his head back into his shell. If you don't do such a simple thing, subconsciously let your brother come to watch the door, can you hide the truth from him?

"I told you that I think the surname Wen is good, but what I want to remind you is that it is unlikely that you and this kid. You two have different environments and different personalities. Even if you are willing, what will you do with the family?" Shi Shangwu said.

Shi Shangzhen listened and covered her head: "I said, brother, what you think is too much, you can do it now. Now I'm almost catching up with my mother. Every time I get home, I introduce my boyfriend to me. I'm either from someone's house or from that house. I'm so annoyed that I can't go to Ansheng to start my career first? There's no possibility between me and Wen Xu, and I don't like his temperament. I'm like a little old man, and I'm going to die! Well, I'm going to inspect my territory!"

After saying that, Shi Shangzhen hung up the phone in anger.

Hearing the beeping blind voice in his ears, Shi Shangwu muttered: "I have such a bad temper, and it's not thankful for it!"

Shi Shangwu complained about his sister, while Zhuo Yiqing complained about Wen Xu.

"My dad said it's nothing. We are showing the facts openly. No one will do anything to us. Why are you doing here to find Brother Shi Shangzhen? We are following two soldiers in military uniforms next to us. What does this look like!" Zhuo Yiqing said.

"I have nowhere to complain. I told you that I just called her to ask her. She naturally knows more about the affairs of the province than we do. Unexpectedly, she said that Shi Shangwu was in the provincial capital, and he was foolproof to let him be with him. Before I could refute, I hung up the phone on the other end." Wen Xu had an expression that really had nothing to do with me.

Zhuo Yiqing thought for a while, walked to Wenxu's front and stretched out her hands, pressed Wenxu's cheeks with her palms, and then turned back and forth several times to the left and right.

This movement made Wen Xu very confused, and the expression on her face was so stupid.

"What are you doing? I was shaking my head by you!" Wen Xu didn't know what kind of crazy Zhuo Yiqing was, but seeing her fiddling with her serious face, she thought she had something new to her, so she asked.

Zhuo Yiqing looked stern, shook her face seriously and then said, "Look at how handsome you are, it makes Shi Shangzhen feel so hilarious. If something happens to you, you will send a real colonel brother to escort you!"

"Don't talk nonsense, okay?" Wen Xu immediately pushed Zhuo Yiqing's hand away when he heard this: "Just make a joke and separate the occasion!"

"Are you a woman or I a woman? Do you know women or I know women?" Zhuo Yiqing said with her arms in her arms and looked at Wen Xu.

"You are a woman, you must have understood it. To be honest, I really don't know you women very much. Just talk about you. I think we should be nothing here, and there is nothing missing in life. I'm serious and quick to have a baby, and I'm giving birth to five or six in a row. It's so lively to run around the yard..."

Zhuo Yiqing heard that five or six children were running around the yard, and when she thought of this scene, all the hairs on her back stood up.

"Okay, okay, why are you talking about this again? I'll tell you the serious business! Shi Shang really likes you and keep a distance from her in the future. If I find that you don't know anything, I will send you to practice the treasure book directly!"

While talking, Zhuo Yiqing looked at Wen Xu's crotch with his eyes, and at the same time he reached out to make a scissor-shaped body. Wen Xu suddenly felt a chill in his crotch and subconsciously clamped it slightly.

"Shi Shang really likes me?" Wen Xu couldn't help but feel funny after repeating it. After laughing for two seconds, he carefully tilted his head to experience it. When Xu Jingrong said that Zhuo Yiqing liked her, Wen Xu quickly realized it. Now when he thought that Shi Shang really liked her, Wen Xu felt like someone else scratching the soles of her feet, which was so itchy that Wen Xu felt that this was nothing at all.

"Puchi! Hehehehe!"

Zhuo Yiqing stared at Wen Xu with a silly face and asked, "Why are you laughing at, like a fool!"

"Shi Shang really likes me...haha! Please let me be happy for a while!" Wen Xu really couldn't think of this scene.

Wen Xu's performance made Zhuo Yiqing look at it with a stern face for a while, then she couldn't help but look up at the wall above her head, muttering: "God, take away this stupid child!"

The two of them had a fuss for a while, then took a shower and went to bed. After a while, they forgot about Shi Shang's real thing, and then got tired of it. After being exhausted, they hugged each other and fell asleep.

As things on the Internet continue to ferment, the phones of some people in the provincial capital kept ringing. When more and more people saw this video that was uncovered and made countless netizens angry, an undercurrent surged under the quiet night.

Ding Ding Ding!

A rapid cell phone sounded, and Chen Shangbing immediately turned over and sat up. Chen Shangbing was not sleeping well today. He fell asleep in a daze just now. When he heard the first phone ring, he immediately sat up like a conditioned reflex.

The voice on the other end of the phone was cold: "Look at the Internet, you are great. The first one on Chinese bbs is your mother-in-law!"

After saying that, he hung up the phone with a bang.

Chen Shangbing's whole body trembled slightly after hearing this. He trembled with his mobile phone to open the Chinese BBS community. When he saw the top title, his hands couldn't help but tremble even harder.

I clicked on the post and clicked on the video to play it. The more Chen Shangbing's face turned paler, and in the end, it turned into anger uncontrollably.

With a snap, Chen Shangbing smashed the phone in his hand and shouted: "I'll fuck your grandma's bitch!"

After getting angry, Chen Shangbing suddenly returned to the bench like a balloon that had been drained from the air. The voice of the old leader on the phone just now rang out and his whole body was cold. He felt a stream of heat flowing out of his crotch, and along the bend of his legs, it kept warming to his calves!
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