Chapter 321 Too many mistakes in preparation
When Wen Xu said this, Shi Shangzhen was stunned. Not to mention that Shi Shangzhen didn't know how to answer this, even Wen Xu himself didn't know what to say.
"Cough! Cough!"
Wen Xu coughed twice awkwardly: "I don't mean that. When you say what you are looking at, I didn't subconsciously bring out that sentence! I don't say it often on TV. I think people from Northeast China are going to occupy major TV stations now!"
"Okay, stop explaining, the more you explain, the more you become, the more messed up it becomes." After Shi Shangzhen finished speaking, he shrank into the pond and started taking a shower.
Wen Xu turned his back to Shi Shangzhen, and for a moment he didn't know where to look at the scum. He was afraid that he would laugh again. Now that he would laugh again, he would make Shi Shangzhen angry, but if he didn't look at it, his eyes turned there, and soon he had two rabbits in his mind.
Wen Xu sighed in his heart: Oh, it’s time to find a girlfriend soon!
I don’t even look at what I’ve become. A pair of rabbits can think about it for a long time!
The person on the stone was thinking about where to find a girlfriend. Shi Shangzhen in the pond decided to break the awkward atmosphere now, and at the same time he also pulled her attention away from this person. Shi Shangzhen was not angry. Although she felt that she should be angry, she didn't know why. When she saw Wen Xu looking at her body blankly, she actually liked it a little, mixed with shy joy, which made Shi Shangzhen a little at a loss for a moment.
"By the way, the matchmaker from the third brother of Shida said that when was the matchmaker coming with a woman? Why did he say it and then change it? It's all changed twice," Shi Shangzhen asked.
When Wen Xu heard Shi Shangzhen mention this matter, he sighed: "Yes, I came two days ago. Who knew that he said something happened temporarily. I think this matter is a bit lingering, and that woman seems to have no sincerity!"
"I don't think that Brother Shida is a little older, right?" Shi Shangzhen stretched out his hand and rubbed his arms gently. There was no shower gel. No matter how he was washing, Shi Shangzhen felt that there was oil stains on his body, so he had to increase his strength and rub it more.
Wen Xu's attention is attracted by this matter now, and the two white rabbits in his mind are finally gone without a trace.
After thinking for a while, he said, "I also think it is very likely that a young widow in her thirties would marry Shida San Ge, an old man in his fifties, would he really have to consider it."
Originally, Wen Shida said he wanted to invite Wen Xu a few days ago. Mr. Chi and Shi Shangzhen were accompanying guests. Who knew that he had not officially eaten this meal yet. The matchmaker dragged it twice in a row. Now Wen Xu is a little suspicious that it was not the matchmaker who had other ideas, or the woman who had other ideas, and this matter might be ruined.
"Forget it, we don't have to worry about this matter. Third brother is so old, he has his own sense of responsibility. Besides, I haven't settled yet, so I can take care of others!" Wen Xu really didn't know which link was wrong.
"How old are you? It's a good time to be in your twenties. No one is urging you. I want to get married!" Shi Shangzhen said with a smile.
"It's because no one urges me to think about it. Think about it. After the New Year, people are busy. I'm so bored facing two dogs. Anyway, before the New Year, I was going to marry my wife and have children professionally, and give birth to four or five of them in one go!" Wen Xu said, and his face looked a yearning look on his face.
"You think a woman is a pig, and you will do your best!" Shi Shangzhen said with a smile.
"Who would think that his wife is a pig? It will naturally arise when the love is strong!" Wen Xu said jokingly.
Speaking of this, Wen Xu asked Shi Shangzhen: "By the way, have you washed it? After washing it, you will wash your clothes as well. I also washed mine, picked it up there under the sun, and it will dry out in at most half an hour."
"I'll wash it right away, there's no need to wear work clothes. I have two dry clothes in my bag. You can help me get it," said Shi Shangzhen.
Women always love beauty and are more thoughtful about themselves. They are afraid that something will happen, so Shi Shangzhen prepared spare clothes for himself.
After hearing what she said, Wen Xu walked to Dabai and looked at the backpack beside him. It was easy to find a piece of clothing wrapped in a plastic bag from it. He didn't look at it much, but just held it in his hand and started to retreat, waiting to retreat to the big rock and then placed it behind him.
"I think, Brother Shida doesn't have to be so anxious. Anyway, he's so old. So what if he waits for the previous year? Waiting for this time next year, our village will definitely be better than now. Now our village is just starting out, and everyone's houses have just been raised. For example, many of my plans have not been put into place yet. Once it is done, then you see, there are definitely many girls who want to marry into Wenjia Village. By then, the third brother is in his fifty or twenty-year-old daughter..." Shi Shangzhen said while rubbing the clothes in his hand.
"I also mentioned this with my third brother, but it seems that he just fell in love with the little wife and had feelings for the little woman." Wen Xu smiled when he said this.
After chatting for a while, Shi Shangzhen changed his clothes and then took the old clothes to the sun.
When Shi Shangzhen was waiting for Shi Shangzhen to walk back to the big slate, Wen Xu glanced at her and immediately turned her eyes to it, because Shi Shangzhen now has no underwear and summer clothes are not thick.
It was vague, but the little peach blossom on her chest, which was a little clear, disturbing her warm mind, and her heartbeat was much faster when she looked at her.
Next, the two of them had lunch, saying that it was actually bread and spring water. The dry food prepared by Shi Shangzhen was very satisfied with the warmth of bread. Even the local hamburger, that is, some lettuce and some sauce, did not dare to think about it.
After dinner, Shi Shang's clothes were dry. She changed into her underwear again, and then the two continued to look for the beehive along the forest.
This time, the scum became much more honest. After following Wen Xu for a few hours, except when he was poking a honeycomb, this guy was almost inseparable from the moment he was stuck.
Two more beehives were found. Although they were not big, it was enough for the experiment. Wen Xu hung the remaining three tree tubes to Murakami, one or two of them had queens, and one was empty in the middle of the two beehives. He thought that if he could divide the nest, he would make a profit, and if he could not divide the nest, he would not lose.
The things were all done and the sun was already west, so the two of them cleaned up and prepared to reverse the situation.
It is naturally much easier to go back than when I came. Not to mention anything else, Dabai has no tree tubes on his body. Shi Shangzhen and Wenxu are not stupid, so he naturally knows that riding Dabai back. Compared to when I came, when I went back, he felt like a god.
Dabai's feet were very strong, and the two of Wen Xu Shi Shangzhen had almost no feeling. They walked back with small steps and didn't feel any difficulty at all. They trotted for almost twenty minutes, and Dabai's nose didn't even breathe.
At this time, Shi Shangzhen clutched Wen Xu's clothes tightly with both hands, but his attention was placed on the scum's head, and he looked at it and smiled.
"Wen Xu, if the scum is disobedient next time, you will give it to the bee to sting. You see, it is so obedient this afternoon that it can't be more obedient. If you don't look at its appearance, you will definitely think it is a pillar of the country." Shi Shangzhen said with a smile.
Wen Xu didn't even look at this scum, and thought to himself: It's not good, it's thinking of going to the space to recover from the wounds!
Wen Xu was just about to understand the trick. This afternoon, why did the scum guy be so inseparable from time to time? He would scream at him from time to time and rub his legs. The sticky power was probably never happened since the Genesis! That must have something to do. If there is no idea, this guy would not show his diligence. Wen Xu guessed what this guy was thinking about.
"Depending on its virtue, I guess it will be difficult to eat in the next few days," Wen Xu said with a smile.
Shi Shangzhen also smiled and said, "That's so miserable!"
"It just so happens that I save money and lose weight," Wen Xu said happily.
The scum was so distressed at this time. His whole face was deformed. Nothing looked like before. For example, he could have seen 160 degrees in front of him, but now he could only see a range of 30 degrees. Because the whole face was swollen, the flesh was squeezed together, which squeezed its eyes smaller, and sometimes it was a little difficult to turn his head.
Wen Xu and Shi Shangzhen easily teased the scum and just left the forest.
As soon as the forest came out, there was no sun in the sky. This was not a happy event, because according to the urination of Wenjia Village, a pouring rain immediately came.
The sky became dark and the gentle breeze blew up. Almost instantly, the originally hot air seemed to be swept away, and the temperature began to drop sharply.
"Have you brought rain gear?" Wen Xu looked at the sky, then turned his head and asked Shi Shangzhen.
Shi Shangzhen said embarrassedly: "I was not prepared. I didn't know how difficult it was to find a beehive. I originally thought it would end at two or three o'clock in the afternoon..."
If Shi Shangzhen is prepared, there is no one else! He has no foresight at all, and he is lost all the whole day.
"Okay, stop talking, I'll find a way!" Wen Xu looked up at the sky, thinking that even if Dabai could fly, the two of them wouldn't be able to go home before it rained. Today, the two of them were sure to eat this chicken.
After identifying the direction, Wen Xu gently clamped Dabai's belly with his legs: "Dabai, run!"
Feeling the master's movement, Dabai, who was working hard, immediately spread his four hooves and ran forward. Before he could run two hundred meters, the whole sky became dark, and then the raindrops as big as beans hit the ground directly.
"Where are we going? We're going to be wet anyway, so just go back directly!" Shi Shangzhen stroked Wen Xu's waist tightly, put his mouth close to Wen Xu's ear and started talking.
There were sounds everywhere under the rain. It was really hard to hear people talking if they were not close. Wen Xu said a few words and Shi Shangzhen asked two questions in a row, so Wen Xu had to turn his mouth to Shi Shangzhen's ear.
"I said I had to find something to cover it, otherwise I couldn't see how the things ahead were going. It was so uncomfortable. I had to cover my head no matter what I said," Wen Xu said.
"Look for a tree to hide!"
"You are stupid. You hide under the trees on such a rainy day. We are both finished when we are lightning. I don't have children yet, so I can't die!" Wen Xu smiled.
"When is it that I still dream about your child?" Shi Shangzhen smiled.
"I always have a dream, so I just expect my children to pass on the family line." Wen Xu yelled with a smile, urging Dabai to run forward. At the same time, Shi Shangzhen was so scared that he immediately stroked Wen Xu's waist tightly.
Dabai carried Wen Xu and the others to a wild pond. The pond was not big or deep, but it was full of lotus flowers.
Wen Xu got off the back of the white cow, and directly reached out to pick up the largest lotus leaves and picked two. He walked back to Dabai's side. He reached out to tear a few times and put the lotus leaves in his hand on Shi Shangzhen's head. I have to say that the lotus leaves here are quite big. After tearing them in the middle, he opened a shawl with a pullover and then pushed a lotus leaf on his head. In this way, the rain would not hit the upper body, and the lower body could only be left wet.
After cleaning Shi Shangzhen, Wen Xu made himself complete. At this time, Wen Xu's childlike innocence was soaked all over, and he directly made a cover for Dabai.
"Let's go!" Wen Xu shouted again, urging Dabai to flip towards Wenjia Village.
Wen Xu is not trying to be handsome, nor does he want to find a place to hide from the rain. But now there is no place to hide from the rain. Wen Xu will definitely not stay in such a dangerous place under the trees. There are only cliffs and caves nearby, so it seems that there are many choices, but in fact there is only one of the best ones, that is, go back in the rain.
Dabai carried the two of them back to the village. They could no longer describe them as chickens. They just had chicken soup. There was no dry place on their bodies, and they were like fishing out of water.
The heavy rain outside continued, and Wen Xu and Shi Shangzhen had already returned to the hut.
As soon as they opened the door and entered the room, the two little bear cubs looked at the two old boys with their eyes, but they didn't pounce on them like before, and they didn't recognize them all at once.
Not to mention two little bear cubs, even Tongliang didn't recognize them at all. When he saw the scum who came into the house, he looked even more alert, thinking that some "wild creature" had come to his home. After hearing the scum's humming, he realized that this scum who looked like a "pig" was his scum brother!
The current appearance of a scum made the always calm pillar look straight for almost a minute, which shows how ugly and explosive the scum is at this time!
Chapter completed!