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Chapter 850 You dare to tease the old lady

"Puff..." Zhang Yu laughed directly.

The two of them laughed in the bed for a while, and then Zhang Yu said, "Auntie, I really can't see it. You can still tell jokes..."

"Who do you look down on me? Auntie just doesn't talk about it..." Wen Qiong smiled proudly.

She seemed very interested now and didn't feel tired, and then said, "Auntie will tell you one more."

"Okay." Zhang Yu said with a smile.

"There are three brothers going out together. I am reading, I am singing, and there is another one eating shit. Who is this person?" Wen Qiong asked with a smile.

"I!" Zhang Yu said without even thinking about it.

"So you are eating shit..." Wen Qiong immediately laughed.

"Auntie... you actually teased someone..." Zhang Yu didn't expect that Wen Qiong could do such a thing.

Wen Qiong looked like a little girl, smiled mischievously and said, "You are stupid, but you still rely on others."

"You..." Zhang Yu looked at Wen Qiong's smug look, and suddenly a joke came to his mind.

He immediately said, "Auntie, then I'll tell you one too."

"Boy, you want to take revenge." Wen Qiong said with a smile.

"Do you listen or not?" Zhang Yu said deliberately.

"Okay, then I'll listen to it, see what tricks you can tell." Wen Qiong smiled again.

Zhang Yu said seriously this time: "How many steps do you need to put the elephant into the refrigerator?"

"Three steps, open the refrigerator door, put the elephant in, and close the refrigerator door." Wen Qiong said disdainfully: "It's all old."

"Listen to me and continue... How many steps do you need to put the giraffe into the refrigerator?" Zhang Yu said seriously again.

"Four steps." Wen Qiong said disdainfully with a raised face.

"Today is the Lion King's birthday, and there is only one animal that has not been there. Which one is it?" Zhang Yu was still serious.

"Giraffe, it's in the refrigerator." Wen Qiong said.

"A child fell into the crocodile pool. Why didn't the crocodile eat him?" Zhang Yu asked again seriously.

"This..." Wen Qiong was stunned when he heard this, because the joke I saw in sketches before was not that long.

"Why?" Zhang Yu asked.

"I don't know." Wen Qiong shook his head.

"I'm going to celebrate the birthday of the Lion King, so stupid." Zhang Yu said deliberately and proudly this time.

"What's that? It's not funny at all." Wen Qiong said disdainfully.

"I haven't finished the talk yet..." Zhang Yu said seriously: "There are seven little turtles following their mother across the cave. Why are there only six? Where else is there?"

"It's time to celebrate the Lion King's birthday." Wen Qiong answered quickly.

"No." Zhang Yu shook his head.

"Where did you go?" Wen Qiong asked curiously.

"That little turtle is listening to my story." Zhang Yu said with a smile this time.

"Listen to your story..." Wen Qiong muttered, then reacted, and raised his hand and punched Zhang Yu in the chest, shouting, "I've been rebellious, and I dare to tease me..."

"I don't..." Zhang Yu smiled and was touched.

Wen Qiong didn't mean to stop, and then she shouted again, "Why didn't there! What's the little turtle you just now..."

"Just kidding..." Zhang Yu still smiled.

"You are so brave now that you dare to joke with me..." Wen Qiong said, twisting Zhang Yu's chest muscles, but without twisting it, it was almost like scratching it.

"You made fun of me first..." Zhang Yu said with accusation.

"I can make fun of you, you can't make fun of me..." Seeing that he couldn't pinch Zhang Yu, Wen Qiong simply raised his leg and stepped on Zhang Yu's body, twisting Zhang Yu with both hands.

"Is it reasonable..." Zhang Yu said aggrieved again.

"I'm right, can you talk about me..." Wen Qiong was arrogant and grabbed Zhang Yu's ribs with both hands. The flesh at that position could be softer.

"This...oh...this is only allowed to set fires by the state officials, and not the people are allowed to light the lamp..." Zhang Yu held his hands, but he did not dare to use force.

"I am the state official, so why don't you be allowed to light the light..." Wen Qiong said, and suddenly reached out to pinch Zhang Yu's nose.

Zhang Yu subconsciously dodged and drifted his head aside. Wen Qiong was too impatient to stop. He grabbed Kong and even made a statement.

“Ouch…”

Her body leaned forward and fell directly on Zhang Yu's body.

"Auntie, are you okay..." Zhang Yu quickly asked with concern when he heard Wen Qiong's cry of pain.

"You boy is backward, and you dare to hide..." Wen Qiong said, raising his head.

When she looked up, she realized that she was lying on Zhang Yu's chest, and the distance between the two was so close. Her face and Zhang Yu's face were only a dozen centimeters apart.

The two of them looked at each other, Wen Qiong's heart trembled and her pink cheeks became even hotter. She couldn't help but regret why she was having a fuss with Zhang Yu? It was so inappropriate.

However, the play just now made her feel particularly interesting, as if she was back to her youth, so carefree. For a moment, she didn't know what to do.

Zhang Yu also looked at her. To be honest, although Wen Qiong was half old, she really couldn't tell her real age. She looked like she was in her thirties. On weekdays, she said she was Pan Yun's sister. Some people would believe that she would be Pan Yun's mother.

At this moment, Wen Qiong was not wearing her head around her. When she was making a fuss, her hair was a little messy. In people's eyes, she looked charming and charming. Especially wearing a black bra on her body, she was even more seductive and passionate.

Zhang Yu was quite rational and was just a little embarrassed, but the friends below seemed to be unable to withstand the visual impact. In addition, Wen Qiong's big butt was still sitting on him, so he could not stand it. He even held his head up and his chest was raised.

Zhang Yu felt this and felt even more embarrassed. He couldn't help but curse, why can't he withstand the temptation no matter when? When should you get up, you will get up.

Wen Qiong, who was sitting on his thigh, could not feel this? Both of them wore little. Zhang Yu only had big shorts, she was just black pants, lace, as thin as a cicada's wings.

As soon as she found something holding her vital points, Wen Qiong's heart skipped a beat and almost jumped out. She even felt that her body was hot and weak, and she almost fell into Zhang Yu's arms again.

"Hu...Hu..." Wen Qiong couldn't help but say twice.

The two of them had so close that all her breathings spurted on Zhang Yu's face. Zhang Yu's heartbeat suddenly, and he was a little nervous. This was too inappropriate.

He wanted to let Wen Qiong get down, but this was a bit difficult to open his mouth. After all, his identity and age were there, so what would he say?
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