(Originally I wanted to write that Zhou Hexuan returned to mainland China to invest after re-opening, but I wrote it and then deleted it, because it must involve many big people. It would be too fake if I didn’t write it, and it would be easy to violate the rules if I wrote it.)

2008, summer.

Chen Shuo and Du Xiaoxi are both college students volunteers. As the opening time of the Olympic Games gradually approaches, they are as tired as dogs these days. At around nine o'clock in the evening, they returned to the shared house, took a shower and started to visit Tianya Forum and

Peking University bbs.

"Xiao Xi, stop using the stickers and play World of Warcraft with me for a while." Chen Shuo shouted.

Du Xiaoxi walked to the living room and turned on the TV: "Stop playing and come watch TV with me. I heard that today's "Qiang Qiang Threesome" invited a mysterious guest."

The sky is big and the earth is not as big as his girlfriend, so Chen Shuo can only go to the living room and sit down.

"Threesome" became extremely popular in the past few years and was widely loved by intellectuals and the middle class. Although the ratings have continued to decline in the past two years, it still has countless die-hard fans. The host Dou Wentao has also become a celebrity in many literary and artistic universities.

The male idol in the eyes of girls.

Du Xiaoxi was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, half-snuggling into her boyfriend's arms, munching snacks like a hamster.

"Qiang Qiang threesome!"

The camera focused on the host Dou Wentao, and then two old men appeared: "We have invited two guests today, and everyone in the audience should know them."

Du Xiaoxi put down the potato chips and asked her boyfriend: "Who are these two? They look familiar."

Chen Shuo looked at the TV screen with wide eyes and muttered: "No... no way, the one on the left seems to be Academician Zhou Weilie! He never appears on TV programs."

Before Du Xiaoxi came back to her senses, Dou Wentao on the TV had already begun to introduce: "The person on my left is the father of Chinese electronic computers, the father of the Chinese Internet, academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, academician of the Royal Academy of Sciences, member of the Royal Society, Fei

The prover of Ma’s Theorem, Mr. Zhou Weilie.”

"Hello everyone!" Zhou Weilie waved towards the camera.

Chen Shuo slapped his thigh fiercely: "It is indeed Academician Zhou. He came to Peking University to give a lecture last time. Unfortunately, I missed it because of something."

Dou Wentao added: "The big names should be introduced at the end. The person on my right, I think anyone who has read Mr. Zhou Hexuan, the master of initialization!"

"Zhou Hexuan?!"

Chen Shuo and Du Xiaoxi almost jumped up in shock.

Chen Shuo said: "He's not dead yet?"

"You must be over 100 years old, right?" Du Xiaoxi asked.

On the TV, Dou Wentao said with a smile: "I received a call in the middle of the night last night. The station director personally called me and told me to fly to the Phoenix Hall in Beijing to record the program the next day. He said that he had invited two guests as guests. I was shocked at the time.

I haven't slept all night, you can see my eyes are bloodshot now."

Zhou Hexuan smiled and asked: "Is it because my wrist is too big?"

"More than just a big shot, to use Internet vocabulary, you are now a great master," Dou Wentao said, "I grew up reading your books. I remember that there were more than ten pages in the middle school, and Mr. Lu Xun's text was more than ten pages. Good guy, two articles

Once the text is finished, a fraction of a Chinese language textbook is gone."

"Did you throw up while doing reading comprehension?" Zhou Hexuan laughed.

"That's not true," Dou Wentao said. "In fact, I like your text very much. At least it is easier to memorize than Mr. Lu Xun's articles."

Zhou Hexuan said: "His writing is too difficult to pronounce."

"Yes, it's very difficult to speak." Dou Wentao was a little nervous at first, but now he was completely relaxed and asked casually, "How is your relationship with Mr. Lu Xun?"

Zhou Hexuan said: "We met once. I helped him buy train tickets and he treated me to fried noodles with soybean paste."

Dou Wentao gossiped: "I remember Mr. Lu Xun had an essay saying that he invited you to drink bean juice."

"I didn't drink it and I'm not used to the taste." Zhou Hexuan said.

"It seems that you are from Beijing?" Dou Wentao said.

Zhou Hexuan said: "It was called Zhili at that time, between Beijing and Tianjin. Now it seems to be under the jurisdiction of Beijing."

Dou Wentao: "Five rings?"

"Yes, I am from the suburbs of Beijing, not a city dweller," Zhou Hexuan said.

Dou Wentao laughed happily: "Mr. Zhou, I suddenly discovered that you are very humorous. Is this the secret of your longevity? You are 110 years old this year."

"The secret of longevity is not humor, but eating when it's time, sleeping when it's time, and having fun when it's time," Zhou Hexuan joked, "Look at Zhang Hanqing, he's proficient in eating, drinking, whoring, and gambling, and he hasn't lived to be 100 years old."

Dou Wentao said: "You are still very strong and speak clearly. You look like a 70-year-old man. Are you coming to Beijing specifically to watch the Olympics this time?"

"While you're still alive, let's walk around and check out the parish." Zhou Hexuan said.

"Diocese?" Dou Wentao didn't understand.

Zhou Weilie suddenly interjected: "Flying Noodle Cult, my father is the pope."

Dou Wentao said: "I have never heard of this sect."

Zhou Weilie began to talk about the teachings of the "Flying Noodles Cult", briefly explained a few sentences, and finally said with a wry smile: "I was also dragged into the religion by my father, and now I am the archbishop of the Zhajiang Noodles Diocese in Beijing."

Du Xiaoxi, who was watching TV, exclaimed: "Wow, this Flying Spaghetti Cult is so cool, I want to join too!"

Chen Shuo said cheerfully: "It's quite interesting. I'll ask about it another time."

After chatting for a while, Dou Wentao saw that Zhou Weilie was not talking much, so he deliberately brought the topic to Zhou Weilie: "Did Academician Zhou return to China in the 1950s?"

"In 1956, I received a secret letter from my mentor, Mr. Hua Luogeng, and returned to China to participate in the research and development of the first generation of computers," Zhou Weilie said.

Dou Wentao asked: "Were you not affected during the ten-year movement?"

Zhou Hexuan smiled and said: "Wow, the scale of your program is really big. You have to restrain yourself quickly. I also have shares in Phoenix TV, so be careful not to mess it up."

Dou Wentao was stunned: "Mr. Zhou is a shareholder of Phoenix TV?"

"Otherwise, why would I agree to your director's recording of the program?" Zhou Hexuan said.

Dou Wentao pretended to stand up and bow: "Sorry, sorry, boss!"

Zhou Hexuan followed his lead and said, "You, little comrade, are very spiritual. I will raise your salary later."

"Then I have to bow two more times." Dou Wentao said and stood up again.

Zhou Hexuan raised his hand and said: "No need, even if you kowtow to me, the price will only rise a little. After all, I am a black-hearted capitalist."

The two of them were joking for a while, and Dou Wentao said to Zhou Weilie: "Academician Zhou, let's continue the topic just now. Have you ever been impacted during the movement?"

Zhou Weilie shook his head and said: "In my unit, my colleagues are either my father's friends or my father's students, or they are students of my father's friends. At least they have received favors from my father. I am the 'favorite' in the research institute."

', I am the 'group's favorite' in the R&D team, and everyone takes good care of me."

"Nonsense," Zhou Hexuan unabashedly revealed the secret, "The reason why you are fine is because you are on the protection list. There are 14 letters in total to report you. Duke Zhou gave them all to me, and they are still in my drawer.

, I know every move you make in the mainland!"

Zhou Weilie said in surprise: "Is there such a thing?"

Dou Wentao suddenly received a warning from the director, and he immediately laughed and said: "Qiang Qiang, three of us, see you after the commercial!"

During the commercial, Du Xiaoxi immediately rushed back to the computer and called Peking University BBS to post: "The great writer Zhou Hexuan is still alive. He is 110 years old. I just saw him in "The Threesome"."

It’s summer vacation now, but Peking University bbs is still very popular, and there are dozens of replies soon.

"What a coincidence, I'm watching too!"

"No way, you are still alive at 110 years old?"

"Mr. Zhou is so naughty, and he even plays tricks on himself."

"Zhou Hexuan and Lu Xun, the nightmare of my boyhood..."

“Legend of the Galactic Heroes is awesome.”

“The Truckers remake of Titanic made me cry.”

"What does "Titanic" have to do with Zhou Hexuan?"

"The original author of the novel."

"Holy crap, is it really true?"

"I prefer "The Little Prince" and bought a copy for my son last month."

"I'm going to capture a senior brother alive. Senior brother, which year did you graduate?"

"Tsinghua University in 2002."

"Kill the Tsinghua dog! This is Peking University's territory."

"Haha, my wife is from Peking University. Children, please call me my senior brother-in-law."

"That Tsinghua dog dares to rob my girl from Peking University. You should die!"

"That Tsinghua dog dares to rob my girl from Peking University. You should die!"

"That Tsinghua dog dares to rob my girl from Peking University. You should die!"

"That Tsinghua dog dares to rob my girl from Peking University. You should die!"

"That Tsinghua dog dares to rob my girl from Peking University. You should die!"

"Hey, you guys seem to be in a crooked building."
To be continued...