People tend to cause trouble when they have nothing to do, which is a characteristic of human beings.

Gao Fangping had nothing to do now, so he hurried back to the city and began to collect war equipment.

Equipment is extremely important in a war. So Jujing followed Gao Fangping and bought some secret weapons one after another, all of which were very expensive luxury goods.

Gao Fangping was also drunk. He could actually buy bananas in Shangjing at this time, and he didn't know how they saved them. Of course, the price was also terrifyingly expensive.

Including pepper, they are also imported high-end products from Persia. These things are patents of the powerful and powerful in this era and are not available to ordinary people.

Then we started collecting pre-war intelligence in the street market.

Just like when I was on the streets of Huahua Tai Sui in Tokyo, there would definitely be news. If I heard that something was in chaos and there was a riot about Xiao Fan, it would be the two dandy who came out to cause trouble.

After collecting the news, Gao Fangping went to an ambush at a well and really met the two playboys.

This time they didn't bring their entourage, and they didn't know what they wanted to do, but depending on the situation, they seemed to be waiting for someone to ambush?

As a god of war, Gao Fangping was a little messy. I wondered if they were deliberately creating the situation in the street market and waiting to ambush me, right?

After a moment of consideration, Gao Fangping ordered Jujing to conduct environmental observation.

After observing, Kikukyo leaned closer and whispered, "Strange, there are no ambush around, and there are no warriors. I don't know what mysterious things are going on?"

"That means we're thinking too much. These are two brainless men, not famous martial arts masters. Take me to lurk near them, don't let them discover it, listen to what they say?" Gao Fangping ordered.

So they lurked near, and when they heard it, they were telling each other, "I don't know if this plan can lead the homeless man out?"

These two deceased people have been looking for Gao Fangping for a long time, and this is their method. Their theory is: Gao Fangping is the elder of the Beggars' Sect, and that Xiao Chennu is a disciple of the Beggars' Sect. The disciples are so enthusiastic that they always ambush them. It must be instructed by the elder behind the scenes Gao Fangping.

So as long as you don’t bring a follower warrior, you will definitely be able to attract the unconventional homeless man.

After listening, Gao Fangping was a little dizzy. This is the logic of both of them. And it seems that their logic makes sense?

"Sister Xiao, if the dead homeless man appears later, you go up and attract his firepower, and I will wait for an opportunity to deal with him." Yelu Qingyuan said very much, and took out a slingshot and held it in his hand.

Xiao Lina hesitated and said, "Are you the eldest sister's head? Or do you go up and hold on and I'll deal with him?"

"Okay, you're so timid, you don't dare to do this." Yelu Qingyuan was very depressed, but also handed the slingshot to Xiao Lina.

The gestures of Xiao Lina holding the slingshot were wrong. Gao Fangping knew that once such a gesture was fired, she would definitely swollen her own hands first.

And they didn't know that the enemy was waiting for an opportunity behind them at close range.

While listening to their mentally retarded quotes, Gao Fangping took out the combat equipment and quietly made some vegetable oil on the ground next to them.

"Hey, I feel something is happening?" Yelu Qingyuan continued to murmur as he looked at the street in front of him.

"It seems yes, there seems to be some oil next to us. The oil is very expensive. I wonder if someone can throw oil on the ground at will?" Xiao Lina lowered her head and looked at the ground. She felt very strange, and she took off her slingshot.

Yelu Qingyuan hit her butt and said, "Hurry up and get the slingshot, will you use it? If you don't know, you can say it earlier."

"I can." Xiao Lina didn't care about the oil on the ground, nor did she care about Gao Fangping who was already standing behind her, and felt like she had a slingshot.

Yelu Qingyuan didn't care about Gao Fangping, and pointed at Xiao Lina's nose with a grudge and said angrily: "I took it wrong, you obviously don't know how to use it. They hold a fork in their left hand and a bullet in their right hand."

"I just like to use my right hand." Xiao Lina said with a slightly red face.

Gao Fangping and Jujing had already blatantly put on masks next to each other, and they were still arguing whether to use their left or right hands.

Speaking of which, Gao Fangping deliberately stood up and waited for them to be "shocked", but he wasted his expression for so long, and both of them were heartless and indifferent.

So Gao Fangping really didn't have the patience to show off, slapped each of them in the back of the head from behind, and shouted: "If you do this, you still look at the front and think I don't exist!"

The two little playboys jumped as soon as they touched it. After being hit on the back of the head, they covered their heads and cursed without looking back: "Kill Qiandao's eyes are blind, and they don't look at who is ambushing here. If you dare to ruin my good things, you are afraid you will be tired of living!"

Especially Xiao Lina, in order to show her momentum, she threw away the slingshot and looked like a boss, slamming her waist and scolding: "Do you know who my aunt is?"

Yelu Qingyuan almost got angry to death when she saw her put down her slingshot instead of giving her a slingshot.

"Hey, why are these two guys wearing masks?" Xiao Lina said curiously again.

Yelu Qingyuan shook his head and said he didn't know.

Gao Fangping was speechless at them and said in a disgusting manner: "You are really stupid!"

The two women couldn't help but be furious, "How dare we say we are crazy, wow..."

They couldn't finish talking, and Gao Fangping, who was no longer patient, sprinkled a bag of luxury pepper on their faces, so the two women began to catch blindly, choking, tears and noses, and couldn't even open their eyes.

It is not popular to sprinkle sulfuric acid in this era. Yu Gaofangping used the spirits to scare them and sprinkle some wine on their faces.

"Ahem, what the hell is this? Why do you harm us so much!" The two little beauties who were invisible were frightened.

They punched them a few more times, and then watched the two brothers hugged each other in a panic and panic when they stepped on the oil. They slipped quickly like they were walking in a space step, and then they lost together.

Fortunately, they didn't fall into the well, otherwise Ju Jing would have to go down to save them.

The two dandy girls who hugged each other finally cried so much that they could not see their eyes, which made them very desperate. However, they were frightened for a moment and nothing happened. It seemed... nothing was dangerous again?

They were not afraid after feeling the danger passed, and their lungs were almost irritated. In a short period of time, both of their invincible lineups had been defeated for the second time.

Due to the large amount of tears, they finally could open their eyes.

When they saw each other's dirty and sticky faces, their first reaction was to point at each other's embarrassing smile.

"Haha, you actually have this look. My tits hurt so much that my breasts hurt, and my whole body hurts." Xiao Lina covered her stomach and squatted on the ground and smiled.

Yelu Qingyuan said: "Sister Xiao, have you been betrayed? Seeing that I was abused like this, you actually laughed at me instead of helping me chop him up?"

"I guess he looks a bit good, so I forgot to avenge you for a moment. However, I always care about you, Sister Yelu." Xiao Lina said awkwardly.

"Why didn't I find him beautiful? Didn't he wear a mask on his face?" Yelu Qingyuan said.

The old driver Xiao Lina said, "That can only cover up the part. However, only looking at his elegant figure, eyes and forehead, with my ability to observe people, I know that he is the kind of peerless beauty."

Yelu Qingyuan felt that she was really betrayal, so she could not praise the enemy so much.

However, after Xiao Lina said that Yelu Qingyuan really recalled that although he wore a mask, his figure was indeed the homeless man who beat me last time! If he had a fake bag, his thin and stylish body and extremely vulgar scum style were not common in Shangjing.

"Okay, it turns out it's him. I'm going to find someone to round him up and kill him!" Yelu Qingyuan immediately shouted.

Xiao Lina is a mixed-minded existence like her grandfather, and said, "What a pity it's a pity to kill it. It's not a big hatred. It's so hard to meet such a handsome man with a graceful personality, a ruthless and fun."

Yelu Qingyuan narrowed his eyes and said, "But I just want to kill him, Miss."

Xiao Lina said awkwardly: "We are not that hateful. I have been killing all sides in Shangjing for so many years. If we want to cut people for a small matter, maybe we have been killed 800 times. Is this the truth?"

Yelu Qingyuan scratched his head and thought for a long time, but he actually felt that Xiao Lina, the little traitor, was right?

However, Yelu Qingyuan pointed at his embarrassed look and said, "But Miss, I was made like this, so forget it?"

Xiao Lina looked old-fashioned and shook her head and said, "It is not appropriate to use force to solve such problems when the army attacks and solves such problems. Training is the king. If such a handsome man with personality and black mind is convinced, and if we subdue him and let him be our follower, it will definitely be fun."

"Sister, do you think your sister Xiao is kicked by a cow." Yelu Qingyuan said, "You can also be attracted by someone who specializes in bullying girls?"

"But he is really fun. Have you not gotten tired of playing for so many years? It is rare to meet a handsome man who is not afraid of us and is more sensible. I think it's fun." Xiao Lina said.

Yelu Qingyuan bit his finger and thought for a while, "This is true. He didn't kill me even if he could beat me up and dared to attack me. He was like a number one figure. But how do you know that he is a rare beauty?"

"I'm sure." Xiao Lina said.

"I'll say first, if it's a beauty, I'll take it as my male favorite, and if it's not, I'll be yours." Yelu Qingyuan said.

"Two sisters in a lifetime, sharing is the king. We are the two of us."

Xiao Lina actually wanted to take it alone, but she just said that she was a novice in this regard. She was afraid that she would make a joke that she didn't know how to operate after snatching people from home, so she planned to take Yelu Qingyuan with her to lead the way.

Yelu Qingyuan had similar thoughts to her. As a eldest sister, she was embarrassed to admit that she was a virgin. So she planned to let Xiao Lina lead the way so that she could drive.

The two little playboys were yelling with dirty thoughts. Given that they were messed up and there was no nobleness, a patrol army came over.

The female officer who likes to meddle in other people's business came over and gave each of them a palm on the back of their heads, scolding: "Who is doing sneakily in this corner? Believe it or not, you will send you to the concentration camp?"

"Damn, the tiger falls into the sun and is bullied by dogs. I'm already embarrassed enough. Even you little officer dare to bully us."

Yelu Qingyuan and Xiao Lina could not beat Gao Fangping, so they looked for soft pinch, picked up the slingshot and called "My dad is xx", and began to chase the Liao army led by Mao Mei, and the Breguet troops fled everywhere like stray dogs.

Breguet felt that these two playboys were really not ordinary mentally retarded. Old Xiao Xiangye’s granddaughter was particularly stupid. On the surface, she was hitting someone with a slingshot, but in fact she had swollen her hands. Breguet and the others just pretended to be beaten very badly. In this way, the two playboys found satisfaction and stopped chasing them when they were almost done, and the market returned to peace.

Breguet felt that these playboys were no longer saved. No need to think that they were so embarrassed this time, they must have been abused by Gao Fangping again. I don’t know who that guy is. He seemed to be against the big guy...

"There is news from this palace that the beautiful girl in the past two days has mobilized hundreds of people, and the world is looking for you. She said she wants to crush you and extinguish her bones." Yelu Nanxian was very worried about Gao Fangping's ability to cause trouble and asked, "What are you doing during your private visit? Why did you mess with my two nieces? Do you think the world is not messy enough, right?"

"When talking about those two treacherous deceased people, I just don't know what it means to deal with them. I just beat them twice when I was passing by." Gao Fangping said.

Yelu Nanxian smiled bitterly and said, "It's just a disaster to fight once, you beat him twice. It seems that you really feel that the world is not chaotic enough."

"I am saving the earth, which has a deep meaning." Gao Fangping said.

Yelu Nanxian turned around and said, "What I am worried about is that you asked me, Xixia, to raid Lao Xiao's mansion, but you cannot act too much and not have any casualties. How can Xiao's mansion be well guarded now?"

"This requires an opportunity, actually I am creating this opportunity." Gao Fangping murmured...
Chapter completed!