Chapter 403 - Return to Jingshuangzong
The thick and bold singing echoed in the mountains, and the meat aroma of roasted dog legs mixed with the aroma of wine filled the air.
"...The shoes are torn, the hat is torn, the clothes on your body are torn, you laugh at me, he laughs at me, and a fan is torn..."
Two sword lights suddenly fell from the sky, stopping the ragged man shaking on the ridge.
The sword light dissipated, and a young man and woman showed their bodies, shouting with disgust: "Where did the madman come from? This is where the immortal sect is located, and you can't retreat quickly!"
The little girl simply covered her mouth and nose, fearing that the fishy smell on the other party would invade her.
"I'm here to be the Immortal Sect!"
The dirt-faced man grinned, and after saying that, he chewed on his legs and shouted that it was delicious.
The local dog at Wang Laocai's family outside the country is indeed fat and tender. It took me two hours to hang this dog to death.
"No, the fairy sect will not accept Lai Hanshou beggars. Let's go quickly, otherwise you will taste the power of the flying sword!"
The male disciple suddenly realized that the other party would defile his flying sword, so he quickly changed his words: "The magic of this immortal can burn you to ashes. If you don't want to die, leave quickly."
The sloppy man sighed, threw away the legs of the dog who had chewed the meat and only bones left, and said helplessly: "Hey, two, don't you recognize me, junior brother?"
It seemed that he was frightened by the other party's appearance. The young female disciple had a skill and had lost 70% of her skills. She looked scared and said stammeringly: "Hu, Hu, our Jingshuang Sect does not have the junior brother of beggar like you."
"It's me, Li Xiaohuang!"
Li Xiaobai ran to a shallow mountain spring nearby, scooped up a handful of water and wiped it on his face, then straightened his messy hair back, barely revealing a pretty face.
I found the mountain gate of Jingshuang Sect all the way, but I didn't expect to meet this young male and female disciple again.
"Who is Li Xiaohuang?"
The male disciple obviously forgot it.
The newcomer went to bed, the matchmaker threw the wall, and wasted the bottle of assisted perfume.
"Wait, senior brother, I look familiar with this person."
He looked up and down in confusion, and the young female disciple suddenly widened her eyes, pointed to the person in front of her and said, "That day, it was also you!"
"It's me!"
Li Xiaobai shrugged.
"who?"
The male disciple's IQ is waiting to be recharged, and he is full of surprise. He cannot believe that the junior sister will know such a sloppy guy.
"Senior brother, we were here that day, and we met a young man who led him into the mountain gate." The female disciple finally recognized Li Xiaobai, "But why did you become like this?"
The male disciple suddenly realized that he only remembered the perfume. As for what the hell is Li Xiaoliang, he didn't care about it at all.
But in this way, he let go of his vigilance. Seeing that this guy was doing so miserably, it was no different from beggars, so there was no need to attack him again.
"It's hard to describe it!"
Li Xiaobai sighed.
When I entered the mountain, I rolled dozens of them in the mud ditch, then pulled my clothes to pieces, and had a day of mud bath. It was really hard to tell what the process was.
After doing it once, Xiaobai never thought about doing it again.
"Since you are back, let's follow us into the mountain gate! I'll call you Senior Sister Zhirong."
Seeing the other party's miserable appearance, the young female disciple felt sympathy. She still remembered that when this young man came to the mountain gate, he brought a letter to Senior Sister Zhirong.
"It's a labor!"
Li Xiaobai bowed deeply and then whistled.
A squeak came from the forest on the hillside. An object covered in golden retrievers flew over to the treetops, landing at his feet, holding a few big fruits in his hand, and gestured at Li Xiaobai.
When the monkey offered fruit, Li Xiaobai didn't think it was dirty. He took one and rubbed it on his body, and took a bite. It was fresh, sweet and crispy. This little monkey really knows how to pick fruits.
"Little Demon! Where did the monster come from!"
"The monster is looking for death!"
However, the young male and female disciples were facing a great enemy. The short sword in their hands aimed at the monkey with obvious demonic aura, and the latter grinned at them.
"It's okay, it's okay, this is the monkey I raised!"
Li Xiaobai waved his hand quickly.
"Junior brother, this is a demon monkey! The shemale and demon are not in harmony, be careful to be harmed!"
The young female disciples are obviously very aware of the common examples of demon slave devouring the master.
Since you are a monster, your intelligence is often no less than that of a human being. How can you be willing to be driven by others? It would be fine if the master is strong and the slave is weak. Once the master is weak and the slave is strong, it will inevitably cause backlash.
"If it weren't for it, I'm afraid I wouldn't even have enough food along the way. Come on, Wukong, turn around."
After Li Xiaobai finished speaking with a bitter face, he shouted immediately. The monkey with golden retrievers immediately put down the fruit and turned around in agile shape.
"A few more moves to Drunk Eight Immortals!"
A silly monkey who was drunk and fucked in the drunken monkey boxing performed vividly, which quickly made the young female disciple laugh. It was so funny!
Even the male disciple who was alert to the sword was a little laughed. He shouldn't have seen a fake monster monkey.
"Okay, okay, take your monkey into the mountain gate together!"
The young female disciple understood how Li Xiaobai found the mountain gate. Didn’t he just rely on playing monkeys all the way to exchange for some money for filling his stomach?
"Thank you, senior sister!"
Li Xiaobai pretends to be pitiful and is definitely a movie champion.
He waved to the golden-eyed six-eared macaque.
"Go away!"
Like last time, I walked through the deep passage behind the waterfall and arrived at the valley where the outer disciples were.
However, the valley became much empty, and there were scattered people who came to seek immortality, and they had not yet reached the collective test qualification.
Not long after the two sword lights broke through the air, a sword light soon fell into the valley and fell right in front of Li Xiaobai.
Zhirong's eyes were slightly red. In order to save her, Li Xiaolang was shot into the river that day. She felt guilty as her uncle who had not taken good care of Feng Niang and felt guilty for a long time.
Suddenly, when she heard the two junior brothers and sisters report that Li Xiaofeng miraculously returned to the mountain gate. She hurried over in disbelief and happened to see Li Xiaobai standing in front of her.
"Little Huang!"
"Senior Sister Zhirong, Xiaolang almost couldn't survive."
Without saying a word, Li Xiaobai pounced over with a crying voice and hugged his senior sister's delicate body.
Lushan's claws left a black mark on Zhirong's elastic plump buttocks at the first time.
"Xiao Huang, it's good if you come back, it's good if you come back!"
Zhirong, who was surprised, did not notice these things. She felt guilty and her voice was also choked.
After a while, Li Xiaobai let go of his senior sister with satisfaction.
"Xiao Huang, you have become dark and must have suffered a lot! Tell me how you came back after falling into the water."
Chapter completed!