Chapter 98
Li Xiaobai has some potential as a storyteller. He is the only one left in the entire Zen room, with his voice, which is suffocating and heart-wrenching. As an unexpected listener, all the good men and women were tearful. Even the scholars who were good at shorthand writing were trembling and were deeply moved by the plot.
After a makeover, the more sensational ones you need, the more sensational ones you need, which is simply easy for Li Xiaobai.
One long article, two short articles, the background is Kobayashi Temple, and all the villains are Kobayashi Temple, which portrays the ruthless and cold and inhumane monks in Kobayashi Temple to the core.
All the monks guarding outside the door looked like the bottom of a pot, and they looked like a vajra.
It can be foreseeable that if the devil's common sayings were spread, what would the villagers in the countryside think of them?
Everyone's words make money, but people's words are terrifying. I'm afraid that all the monks in Kolin Temple will no longer have to be human.
But they have been unable to stop these scholars and believers, so they can't lock them up.
"Hey? Isn't this article about Kobayashi Temple?"
The middle-aged woman, one of the good men and women, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and suddenly came to her senses.
"Yes, it's Kobayashi!"
"That green snake is so pitiful!"
"It seems that there is a Jiubanpu Tower in the back mountain. Is this true?"
Before, they were just listening to Li Xiaobai's speech, and these good men and women had never linked this Xiaolin Temple with that Xiaolin Temple. After the story was finished, they came to their senses.
Although common sayings are common sayings, the secular people who have heard these stories for the first time will inevitably incorporate Kobayashi Temple in reality and Kobayashi Temple in the story, especially the real existence of the Kyubabutu Pagoda.
If someone is careful, they will be surprised to find that a green snake demon is actually suppressed in the high tower located in the mountain behind Kobayashi Temple, known as the demon-suppressing tower. The original fictional story will immediately become infinitely real, making it difficult to distinguish the difference between the story and reality.
Li Xiaobai smiled secretly. As these stories spread, I am afraid that the believers of Kobayashi will become fans and passers-by, and their lives will be difficult.
Kobayashi, who has the advantage of the home court, revenge comes quickly.
"Junior Brother Xuanzhuang! The ancestor is here to see you."
Li Xiaobai, who was holding a teacup to moisten his throat, was stunned and looked left and right in the Zen room. Are there other monks here? Could it be that they are lay disciples?
The so-called costume, pretending to behave, is just right for this devil!
The monks behind Abbot Huineng are secretly happy and ask you to pretend!
"Namo Amitabha! Mysterious costume, it's getting late, so let's stop today's saying!"
Huineng, the abbot of Xiaolin Temple, brought a group of monks into Li Xiaobai's Zen room.
"Who is the mysterious suit?"
Li Xiaobai, who was confused, continued to look around. The monks' eyes seemed very strange. They kept talking about mysterious costumes, but they looked at what they were doing.
An old woman listener suddenly said to Li Xiaobai: "My little master, you are just a mysterious costume!"
"I?"
Li Xiaobai pointed at himself in disbelief.
It seems that the Buddhist name of the lowest level disciple of Kolin Temple is the Jue generation, and the Xuan generation will be the thirteen generations later. It’s really a ghost!
Is it necessary to be his ancestor if a little novice monk? Or do you want the monks in the temple to relay him to transform him into thirteen generations?
Is this the price of pretending to be thirteen?
"Of course it's you! Mysterious costume!"
The first Hui Jie in the precepts institute was so happy that he could not even find his eyes. He finally calculated the evil that he was fooled that day.
He turned his head and closed his hands at the old woman and said, "Amitabha, donors, Xuanzhang is not very good at thinking. He often speaks nonsense, please forgive me."
Let you blackmail me, Kobayashi. Now you are a member of Kobayashi. Blackrock Temple is to blackmail yourself. If you lose both of them, you will prosper.
If you have all the magic numbers, will it be far from the Transformation?
I have to say that these monks have made quite rapid progress.
"You are polite to Master Abbot. This little master is also very pitiful, but what he said is so good. My tears are almost falling."
The old woman believed it and put her hands together.
“…”
Damn it! The tiger doesn't show off its power. If I think I'm a sick cat, Li Xiaobai's face immediately became gloomy. These thieves are so bald.
He said in a deep voice: "Tomorrow's story is "Journey to the West"!"
Of course it's a dark version!
The good men, believers and scholars lit up their eyes and looked forward to it.
Xiaobai's counterattack was also very fast. The monks behind Abbot Huineng's faces were distorted, as if they had constipation.
Hehe, you have a plan for Zhang Liang, I have a ladder. When I repeatedly reveal the dark side of Xiaolin Temple, I see that you bald donkeys dare to be rampant again.
"Devil! You..."
The head of the precepts institute could no longer contain his bad temper and wanted to rush up to teach Li Xiaobai a lesson. He was about to take action, but was stopped by the abbot Huineng.
"Junior Brother Huijie, don't be impulsive!"
The look handed over by Abbot Huineng clearly stated that don’t be fooled!
Since Li Xiaobai woke up, Xiaolin Temple began to have accidents one after another, escaped from the lotus platform, burned the main hall, hunted and killed birds, and the meat was everywhere, making people unable to defend themselves.
At this moment, Abbot Huineng has taken some more care to avoid others repeating their mistakes and causing this devil to cause some trouble.
Huijie hummed a few times, then he barely suppressed the anger in his heart.
Watching those good men and women and scholars leave, Abbot Huineng took out a document from his arms and lit it in front of Li Xiaobai, saying, "Xuanzhuang, this is your future certificate. From today on, you will be a member of Xiaolin Temple!"
Such a difficult thing is helpless. In order to transform this devil, Kobayashi had to do something against his will, such as this certificate of tribute.
Although the certificate of the throne needs to be stamped with the official seal and filed to be considered true and effective, for the abbot of Kobayashi, it is just a matter of one sentence. The county master would be very happy to complete the certificate of the throne and send it on.
"Let's go and see!"
Li Xiaobailiang let out a mouthful of white teeth, showing no sign of weakness.
The other party wants to "transform" him, but he also wants to "demonize" them.
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The next morning, Li Xiaobai was awakened by a noise outside the Zen room.
Dressed in a thin monk's robe, he knocked on the wooden door that was locked outside.
"Xuanfu, are you awake?"
Because he was thirteen generations taller, the little novice monk was not good at considering himself as his ancestor, so he had to call Xiaolin Temple the Buddhist name that he forced to detain Xiaobai's classmate.
"Why is it so noisy outside?"
Li Xiaobai didn't care about the magic name "Xuanfu". It was just a behavior of stealing bells from all over Xiaolin Temple. When he brought the one Buddha that was struggling with Xiaolin Temple, two Buddhas ascended to heaven, three Buddhas rushed to the sky, and four Buddhas were crazy and scratched the liver. These bald donkeys would naturally send him and Qingyao gifts.
He didn't believe that Kobayashi would fight for hundreds of years of tranquility and spend his whole life with him.
"There is a demon disaster at the foot of the mountain. I heard that a demon tiger has triggered more than a dozen wild beasts on the mountain. It has swept across two villages, and many people have come up to the mountain."
The little shaman's face turned a little pale. It was probably the first time he had experienced a demon disaster. Many innocent people who went up the mountain were still covered with blood from themselves or wild animals, and looked hideous and terrifying.
"Demon disaster?"
Li Xiaobai was puzzled. Dawu was far away from the demon realm in the hinterland of Dawu. How could a demon clan be so blatantly disturbing the wind and rain?
"Masters may know!"
The little novice monk was unable to explain to Li Xiaobai what the demon disaster was. He suddenly asked timidly: "Then, that mysterious suit, was the demon disaster at the foot of the mountain caused by you? If it was caused by you, calm it down quickly. There are so many people who will die!"
Li Xiaobai had a strange expression. This little novice monk really regarded himself as a devil and threw everything on his head.
He smiled and shook his head, saying, "The demon disaster has nothing to do with me, you asked the wrong person!" He touched the other party's little bald head with a very good feel.
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Chapter completed!