Chapter 15 Cutting the Cake
Whether it is Lin Nuolan or Feng Xiaochen, they can be regarded as first-class beauty. Anyone who walks out will be very eye-catching. When the two of them go out together, the rate of turning back is extremely high.
But tonight, the eyes they both received were not as high as Yang Fan!
It’s not that Yang Fan is too handsome, nor that he did something superb. It’s because Feng Xiaochen walked to him and asked questions, which made him form a pattern surrounded by beauties on the left and right. The rare beauty resources are occupied by one person, isn’t it a public enemy of men?
It would be fine if it was a short, poor penis or a fat and round nouveau riche. Everyone would just curse "two flowers are inserted in cow dung", but he would definitely be able to live up to his handsomeness, and he was 185cm tall. Even if he couldn't tell that he was rich, it wouldn't make people feel balanced. He could only be jealous and throw dissatisfied eyes.
"So strange..." Yang Fan perfunctorily asked Feng Xiaochen all the way and muttered in a low voice.
"What's wrong?"
"Do you think... the men on Hua'an's side... They don't look at you two beauties, they always stare at me. Is it a good manly style here?" Yang Fan made a joke in a little sweat.
Lin Nuolan laughed "Puchi", but she laughed without saying a word and did not answer his doubts.
Feng Xiaochen was stunned for a while, and then explained with a smile: "Yes! It seems that you have never gone out alone, tell you! Many handsome men here are kidnapped by men, and people like you... No, a beauty like you will still make many people think about it. However, your height is a bit advantageous. Generally, small people dare not touch you, and they can only yell at you. Those who want to touch you are all strong men with big arms and round waists! Humph, if we hadn't been here, you would have been dragged to the back alley long ago!"
"..." Yang Fan gave him a blank look, "You think I'm stupid!"
"Hahaha..." Lin Nuolan couldn't help laughing regardless of his image. Feng Xiaochen smiled even more exaggeratedly, just like a white rabbit shaking.
"Student Yang Fan, have you seen that?" Feng Xiaochen pulled him and whispered to the snacks sold on a cart on the side of the road.
Yang Fan looked carefully along the street light and found that it seemed like a big piece of thing. Except for part of it covered with plastic cloth, the other part was exposed. At first glance, it should be snacks like sesame cake, peanut cake and other snacks.
"I think I've seen it on the side of the road by car, but I haven't eaten it. Do you like it? I don't have much money now. Nuolan treats you to dinner, and I'll treat you to snacks!"
Seeing that he was about to pass, Feng Xiaochen and Lin Nuolan immediately quickly held his hand left and right, and pulled him forward like a little kidnapping.
"You are such good girls..." Yang Fan sighed and said, "I still have some money to buy some snacks. Is it unhygienic?"
"Hmph, there is no sanitation quarantine, I don't know the source of the raw materials, I don't know how many days I have been doing it, I only know what I have been placed on the roadside all day long. Do you think it's hygienic?" Lin Nuolan snorted lightly.
Seeing that he had already walked away, Feng Xiaochen whispered in fear: "Don't you know this is a famous cake cut? Not to mention hygiene and food safety issues, buying this thing is a personal safety issue!"
"..." Yang Fan smiled, "Xiaochen, you scared me outrageously again. Even if I have never seen many scenes in the world, I am not scared."
Feng Xiaochen curled his lips: "Tsk! Do you know how they sell it? Come on, I'll play you with it, I'll be the boss, you can buy it!"
Seeing that Lin Nuolan did not stop Feng Xiaochen, and had not yet reached the place to eat. Yang Fan then walked and played with her: "Boss, is this cake cut? How to sell it?"
“10 yuan.”
"It's not expensive, right?" Yang Fan looked at Lin Nuolan and continued to play role: "Give me some..."
Feng Xiaochen immediately gestured and cut it with his hands, then gestured to the size of an iPad with both hands.
"A little more, we may not finish it, so we should have less..."
Before Yang Fan finished speaking, Feng Xiaochen had already made a gesture to weigh him. "10 kilograms!"
"So heavy?"
"Just kidding! Apart from a little walnuts, raisins on the surface, they are all sugar-pressed and dense. If you make such a large piece of candy, see if there are 10 kilograms!" Feng Xiaochen also substituted it.
"Okay!" Yang Fan smiled bitterly, "I've gained some knowledge again, so I don't want that much, just cut a smaller pound."
"You have to buy as much as you cut! Can I still sell what you cut? Give it money!" Feng Xiaochen made a move to put the void cut cake into the bag and handed it in front of him.
"So that's it!" Yang Fan shook his head: "It seems that he almost spent 100 yuan to buy a lesson if he accidentally."
"What 100 yuan? Give it money, 1,000 yuan!" Feng Xiaochen acted a little fiercely, afraid of being watched by passers-by, and afraid of being heard by the stall owner and his accomplices. Her voice became weaker.
"1,000 yuan?! This is not a forced buying and selling, but a snatch!" Yang Fan frowned.
At this time, Feng Xiaochen winked at Lin Nuolan, and the two of them held his arms from left to right. Feng Xiaochen even gestured on his chest with his fingers: "It's clear, 10 yuan per liang, do you want to pay off the debt? It's so big, right? We are a knife! We have more than a dozen fellow villagers here! There's no way to pay off the debt!"
In the past, Yang Fan could not have eaten such street food, and he had never bought it himself. His acting was really twists and turns to see the street trap. "It turns out that this is the biggest trap! But do you care about fraud and forced people like this, urban management, industry and commerce, police, etc.?"
The two of them let go of their hands and continued to move forward. "How to manage? With policy protection! This is very troublesome, and grassroots personnel are also very troublesome and cannot make decisions at all. Even if they call the police, they can at most protect you from being beaten, and they still have to pay."
Lin Nuolan remembered Yang Fan's attack on the gangsters at noon, and quickly reminded him: "Don't be fooled, watch, and don't go to ask for the price! Even if someone encounters such a thing, don't go up and be heroes. If they hurt you with a knife, you will run away, and the matter will be left unresolved. If you hurt them, you will have to compensate for medical expenses and sky-high compensation for those cakes. Even if the matter is big, they will not have any trouble, and at most they will be deported to their hometown!"
Seeing that Lin Nuolan was so serious, Yang Fan understood that this was not a story made up by Feng Xiaochen jokingly, but a real trouble trap. "But... is everyone like this? I don't believe it! I think this is an individual incident, so that everyone can treat them with tinted glasses."
Feng Xiaochen smiled and said, "Student Xiaofan, don't be angry at scholars. If you have time, search the Internet to see how many people from south to north have been cheated like this. You will know how serious it is. It should be said that there must be many businessmen in charge, but do you dare to take the risk of losing hundreds or thousands of dollars to identify your character one by one?"
Lin Nuolan also sighed: "A rat shit ruins a pot of porridge. The problem with that pot of porridge is not big. If you find piles of rat shit, this pot of porridge..."
"Bah, bah! We are going to have a meal. Can you stop talking about rat shit?" Feng Xiaochen hurriedly stopped her.
Before they knew it, they had already walked to the restaurant. Lin Nuolan took them to an ordinary and economical restaurant, and Yang Fan would not care about anything. He only had fast food at noon.
"It's hard to believe that you were just a chance meeting on the first day!" During the meal, Feng Xiaochen sighed after continuing to inquire about the relationship between Yang Fan and Lin Nuolan.
Lin Nuolan teased and said, "Isn't that right? If you like him, you can take him back. I'll go to your room to sleep tonight, so I won't have to stay in the living room."
"Oh, no, I'm a very reserved lady..." Feng Xiaochen covered his face with exaggerated hands.
"Yes, I'm so reserved when I've been knocked down when I meet."
"Go to you! If you didn't get moved, would you bring the man back?"
Seeing them burying each other intimately, Yang Fan was a little speechless without any concern that he, the "man" brought back, was next to him.
"Miss Lin? What about having a meal? If you don't like, I'll be welcome to have one more person. It's better to meet me by chance than to make an appointment. Let me do it!" A man's voice sounded and he said a lot of things to himself.
(Thanks to book friend [Qi Zhongtao] for becoming the first hall master! Thanks to book friend [Love Naughty] for becoming the second helm leader! There are also good friends "Tomorrow and Tomorrow" brothers and brothers such as "Don't Love Eating Tomatoes, Zhong Shenxiu, Serb Xiaoyuer" for their generous rewards.)
Chapter completed!