Chapter 413 I like carving
The fat man fell to the ground and simply closed his eyes and fainted: How could he bully people so much? He was obviously very strong, but he pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger, and he would not bully people like this.
All the fat men fainted very decisively. Can I still escape if I can't beat them? Fortunately, I went down the mountain to find Ruhua today and used up the gold coins. Even if others searched for their bodies, they couldn't find anything. As a promising robber, especially in this place where robbers are rampant, he is very cautious!
"Just faint?" Yi Feng looked at the fat man who kicked him in shock, and he didn't believe that his strength had progressed so quickly. He remembered that this kick was obviously useless! Why would a master at the level of the division faint?!
Yi Feng looked at the fat man in front of him helplessly and muttered dissatisfiedly: "They say that they have fat and fat, and they don't hurt to be beaten. Why is it useless to you at all?"
Yi Feng was very annoyed. He finally found a living person, which could make up for his shortcomings of road blindness. In addition, the fat man robbed him fiercely, isn’t this the best thing to let the fat man be the leader?
Not everyone often writes this in the novel. The hero is robbed by robbers. The hero is handsome and fucks the robbers, and then takes the robbers as slaves to serve the hero. Yi Feng thinks he is now the number one hero in the world, and the fat man in front of him is the most evil robber in the world.
"Hey, fat man, if you don't wake up again, I will pee at you. Cough, forget to bring a chamber pot when you come out. I love bad things too much and don't like to urinate or defecate anywhere. So, your mouth is a good choice." Yi Feng said to the fat man.
This sentence made the fat man's eyelashes tremble twice, but his eyes were still closed, and there was no possibility of waking up.
Yi Feng looked at the fat man's moving eyelashes, and he was furious: Damn, this fat man is making a fraud! Grandma, I really thought that his strength had skyrocketed, and this light kick could kick the master unconscious. I didn't expect this to be a lie?! If I fight with the contemporary successor of Jingyun Sect and look at his own strength too high, wouldn't this make me defeat?! This fat man is too bad, he must be a spy sent by Jingyun Sect.
Humph! Yi Feng hates spies the most, and he feels no reason to let this fat man go.
Yi Feng took out the slim tiger sword from his arms, gently stroked the fat man's face, and muttered to himself: "Well, I don't have much hobbies, I like carving? I just don't know what is good for this fat face? Is a spring cat good? Or a sway wolf good? This makes it difficult to choose!"
Yi Feng's words made the fat man's body shivering. He knew he could not pretend anymore. He quickly opened his eyes and cursed in his heart: "Damn, a master actually ran out to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. Are they too bored!"
"That...Brother, you have something to say. Don't use a knife or a gun, it's so dangerous!" The fat man used his fingers to push away the sword that Yi Feng placed on his face and said with a pleasing look.
"Dangerous? No, I think my carving skills are very good. If you don't believe me, let's try it!" Yi Feng said with a smile at the fat man.
The fat man almost wanted to cry. Why did he meet such a evil star? He didn't say that he was disgusting to death. Now he wants to use his face as a carving? Isn't this sincere bullying?
"Brother, I'll give you money, please let me go!" The fat man cried with a wry smile.
"Money?! How much does it cost to you and me?" Yi Feng looked at the fat man with a funny look, "I don't like it if I don't have it?"
"Well……"
The fat man wanted to cry, but he wouldn't have spent money on the woman Ruhua if he had known. He would have spent his gold coins every day. Now he still has two under his feet when he goes out. There are no more! Obviously, two gold coins cannot be used to save this evil star.
"Uncle... Good luck. I have a centenarian mother above and a newborn child below. Please let me go!" The fat man rushed to Yi Feng's feet and cried.
"Centenarian mother?! Your mother gave birth to you at the age of 70? Tsk tsk, your mother is so awesome. She actually had fertility functions at that time!" Yi Feng looked at the fat man with admiration, and admired her strong mother very much.
"Well……"
The fat man wanted to cry, but he didn't expect that he would have such a grammatical problem when he listened to what others said. Why didn't he notice it before?! He couldn't help but feel sympathy every time he heard it!
"Uncle! I..."
The fat man wiped his tears and snot. He was about to say something, but Yi Feng pointed his sword at his throat. He stopped quickly.
The fat man looked at the cold cold sword near in front of him and immediately stopped the big words below, looking at Yi Feng with a trembling body.
"I won't make things difficult for you. I'll just help me. I'll let you go when the time comes!" Yi Feng looked at the fat man with a smile.
The fat man looked at the slim tiger sword that was about to touch him in horror, and quickly said, "What do you want me to do? You just want me to do!"
Yi Feng then put away the Slim Tiger Sword and smiled at the fat man, "You know what you are! Are you familiar with the Jingyun Sect Mountain Gate? Just take me there!"
The fat man was stunned. He didn't expect that it was such a simple thing. He looked at Yi Feng with a strange look. This kid is not a road blind man, right? He didn't even know how to go to such a famous place in Jingyun Sect!
When Yi Feng saw the fat man looking straight at him, his face turned slightly red, and then pointed at the fat man with his sword again and said angrily: "What are you looking at? Humph, if you don't agree, I will play with carving now!"
"Agree! Agree!" The fat man was shocked and nodded quickly and replied.
Yi Feng then took back the Slim Tiger Sword and nodded with satisfaction: "This is almost the same, let's go! Lead the way!"
The fat man quickly got up and walked in front with great sensibility, but Yi Feng did not notice that the fat man in front of him was very powerful at this time, as if he was calculating something.
When Yi Feng saw the fat man leading the way, he was in a good mood. He finally got rid of the miserable life of finding a way. This is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that this fat man is too ugly, which makes Yi Feng very confident. With the fat man by his side, Yi Feng felt that if there were a little girl or something on the road, he would definitely be able to hook up.
Didn’t people say that red flowers need green leaves to transcend? The fat man is the green leaves. With him by his side, Yi Feng thinks he is the most invincible handsome guy in the world. What kind of girl can’t hook up with?!
Thinking of this, Yi Feng was in a great mood!
Similarly, after the fat man in front saw him leading the way, the evil star did not make things difficult for him. He was in a good mood, and his small eyes turned even more powerful.
Yi Feng looked at the fat man leading the way and kept leading the way into the mountains, and he couldn't help but frown. This fat man didn't play any tricks, so he deliberately led the wrong way, right? But when he thought of the slender tiger sword in his hand, Yi Feng felt that the fat man didn't have such courage.
But, are you going to the deep mountains to walk to Jingyun Sect?!
Just as Yi Feng was thinking about something, the fat man took the initiative to speak: "Uncle, do you want to take the shortcut or take a detour? If you enter the way, you will pass through the deep mountains. We will turn from the left to the detour, but the journey will be much longer."
When Yi Feng heard the fat man say this, the doubt in his heart faded a lot, and he couldn't help but smile: Just a fat man, even if he has any tricks, can he still be afraid of him? It's better that he doesn't play tricks!
Chapter completed!