Chapter two hundred and seventy fourth wedding day
Liu Jin retreated with a smile, Zhu Houzhao sighed inwardly,
"It would be great if Wei Wu was there. He must be very experienced in this matter. He explained it to me that it would be better than the Madam Huanxi in the Palace!"
After all, the young emperor was tender and wanted to discuss this secret matter with an elderly woman who had never known each other and had a wrinkled face. He felt very embarrassed and embarrassed. He thought that if his brother would not be so uncomfortable, he could ask anything. He also remembered the picture of Yushuihuan in the spring palace that Wei Wu gave him, and he missed his brother more and more.
"I wonder if he is still in Nanchang Mansion now?"
Only he knew that his brother was like him and was also a young man. He had seen a lot of things about men and women, but he had never practiced it. He was just talking about those big guys on paper!
Before Zhu Houzhao could wait long, the eunuch came in and asked His Majesty to move into the Hall of Happiness. Zhu Houzhao got up and went over. The worship of the Hall of Happiness is the Buddha of Happiness. Some old palace maids serve this Buddha who masters human relations every day. Every prince or emperor who has become an old man, whether he understands or does not understand, he will come here to receive teaching.
Although our young emperor has been naughty since childhood, his affairs are still blank. Later, he made a bad friend Wei Wu, and he got a little secret. However, he made a little bit of it, but he didn't understand it, but he became more and more itchy.
When Zhu Hou shone into the hall of joy, he saw the man and woman who were naked and hugging each other, his face immediately turned red. The lady who was happy came here to salute.
"Long live your Majesty!"
After finishing the ceremony, he led Zhu Houzhao into the hall. Someone behind him closed the door tightly and blocked Liu Jin and others.
"Your Majesty! Please salute to Master Huanxi!"
Someone next to him presented three pillars of fragrance. Zhu Houzhao held it in his hand and saluted the Buddha statue of the happy nanny in front of him. There was also an official on the side offering sacrifices. After the three pillars of fragrance, Zhu Houzhao was led behind. When he saw the pair of bronze men wearing clothes, Zhu Houzhao's mouth twitched.
"Mum...this..."
Is this what I want to see today?
Zhu Houzhao was a little disappointed, and she thought there was a real person or picture album!
Although the Madam Huanxi was calling Madam, she was not an old woman with wrinkles on her face. She was not old, and she was only about thirty years old. She had a delicate face and fair skin. At this time, she was cold and said to Zhu Houzhao with a serious face.
"Your Majesty, please watch carefully..."
After saying that, he took the bronze man's clothes. The bronze man was very good, with his facial features, limbs and different forms of men and women. He was all made according to the real person, but it was vivid and realistic. Madam Huanxi pointed to the bronze man's body and said loudly to Zhu Houzhao.
"Your Majesty... The world begins to open, and the world divides yin and yang. Men and women in the world, men are yang and women are yin, so the body is different..."
He said and pointed at the woman's two ways,
"Please see, your Majesty, this is the body of a woman, and she has nurturing offspring..."
This teaching was carefully taught, and Zhu Houzhao listened seriously. Only when he came, the thoughts about men and women in his heart were the stern remarks and cold face of Madam Huanxi, like a basin of cold water poured from the head to the soles of her feet, and the coldness was gone!
Zhu Houzhao stayed in this Happy Hall for a full hour, and finally made up the physiological structure of men and women, what postures are there to be more likely to be conceived, and what should be done in the bridal chamber. She understood everything, but she was still confused when she came out. Liu Jin and others came forward and asked softly,
"Your Majesty, do you know everything?"
"Um!"
Zhu Houzhao frowned,
"Go back first!"
This room was turned around and sat alone on the dragon bed, holding his cheek and supporting his thighs with his hands, his eyebrows were almost tied into knots. Seeing this, Liu Jin hurried up to ask,
"Your Majesty, what's wrong? But what's wrong with it? Didn't the nanny in the Happy Hall explain it clearly?"
Zhu Houzhao waved her hands,
"No! Madam said very clearly..."
He paused and said in confusion,
"At the beginning, I heard from Wei Wu that it was very refreshing and happy to do such things between men and women. Some people even became addicted to this and couldn't extricate themselves, and even lost their bodies... But... is this really a happy thing?"
The young emperor was full of energy and was still very interested in this kind of thing before. He was originally very excited about today's teaching, but the result... When he saw the nanny, he spread the legs of the female bronze man up, placed the male bronze man in it, and then pulled the mechanism from his back. When he saw the male bronze man's legs protruding out of the copper stick and entering between the female bronze man's legs, and entering and exiting, the Emperor was completely disappointed.
"So it turns out that men and women Dunlun are like this?"
Although the actions looked exactly the same as those of the men and women in the erotic palace map that Wei Wu searched for him, how could the eyes on the pictures make people's blood rush and their lower abdomen tense, but these two bronze men were dull and dull, without the beautiful spring scenery at all, only the cold movements, which made His Majesty the Emperor get bored and he couldn't help but feel suspicious.
"How come the difference between the palace and the outside? Which one is right?"
Our young emperor naturally did not understand that the royal teaching art in the room was purposeful, and we needed to serve the ancestral temple and continue the future generations. In order not to make the emperor addicted to women, we naturally would not tell Zhu Houzhao how much joy it would be. We just told him in a straightforward manner, and in this way, we could be in harmony with the right time and place, and give birth to many healthy and intelligent sons!
It should be noted that this relationship between men and women is a matter of love born from the heart, and after being moved, it is mixed with water and milk. When the relationship becomes strong, it will be natural. If you do it deliberately, you will lose your true nature and act all for the sake of reproduction and descendants. Then you are like a mate cow and horse. What happiness can you say? What happiness can you say? There is no way for men and women to achieve the ultimate state of happiness together!
No wonder Zhu Houzhao felt boring as she looked at her and was confused!
He only asked Liu Jin about this question, but he asked Yu Blind. Liu Jin burst into tears and said with a dry smile on his face.
"This... I don't know about it either!"
Zhu Houzhao naturally knew what he didn't understand, and waved at him,
"Stop! I naturally know what you don't understand..."
After saying that, he held his chin and said,
"When will that kid Wei Wu come back? He is afraid he can't even participate in my wedding!"
When Liu Jin heard this, a trace of jealousy flashed in his eyes, and he lowered his head and stepped back.
When the emperor's wedding was on March 12th, Wei Wu was still moving around in Nanchang Prefecture!
On this day, Ankangbo's mansion was decorated with lanterns. From the master to the servants, all the houses were made of three new clothes inside and outside. They also sent wedding invitations and invited all relatives, friends, neighbors and neighbors. Of course, the Han Mansion also received invitations. Han Qi named Xia Xiaomei, and had already gone to accompany her three days ago because of her name.
On the 11th, they went to bed before dark, and they were called to bed until midnight. They first sent Xia Xiaomei into the clean room and washed it carefully from head to toe, and then applied it carefully with the skin care agent made of mung bean powder as the main ingredient. Xia Xiaomei stood behind the screen and was being servient by the palace maids, while whispering to Han Qi, who was standing outside.
"This color is a bit light green and has a taste similar to mung bean cake. Are you going to make me a pastry and give it to him?"
Han Qi smiled and said in her heart,
"Isn't that true!"
The palace maid who served responded,
"Empress, this is just the first layer now. There will be good spices from the Western Regions to smoke the Empress's body later, and it will be fragrant then!"
Xiaomei Xia frowned her nose after hearing this.
"I felt like mung bean cake in the front, but now I'm going to make roasted whole lamb!"
After applying the spices, there was a rich fragrance spreading in the house. Then I put on my inner clothes and applied it to my face with honey, rose, goat milk, etc., and then I applied it repeatedly to my face with mutton fat and the fragrance. After three times, there was powder again. I started to draw my eyebrows, eyeliner, red lips, and two round red faces on my cheeks. Then I comb my hair. Because the queen was going to be sealed, I had to wear a phoenix crown on my head, which was both beautiful and dignified. Therefore, this hairstyle was extremely exquisite. Fortunately, Xia Xiaomei had thick hair. She started taking care of it in the first half of the year. Now she was even more black and shiny, smooth and combing. After this struggle, the sky was almost bright!
Only at this time can Xia Xiaomei get a cup of milk to drink, then take longan-sized pastries and put them in her mouth. She must not mess up the lipstick at all, otherwise she will have to paint it again.
After everything was ready, the bride-welcoming team arrived. The bride-welcoming team heard the sound of drums and music outside. The messenger of the bride-welcoming team led the team into the mansion. The eunuch carried the queen's chariot, Longting and others to Xia Xiaomei's courtyard and placed it on the auspicious position. The officials and girls helped Xia Xiaomei out and received the golden book and gold treasure. They went back to the room. When the auspicious time arrived, they sat upright in the phoenix crown and red robe and drove up to the Forbidden City, and passed the front gate, along the imperial road, passed the Daming Gate, entered Tianan Gate, and went to the Meridian Gate. They heard the bells and drums on the city tower ringing, and then entered the Forbidden City from the middle gate hole. Then they entered the Taihe Gate and went to the Qianqing Palace. There were also many maids, female officials in the palace, and others led or supported, and sent the Empress to the Kunning Palace to worship the heaven and earth to perform great gifts.
After all this trouble, when I could sit against Zhu Houzhao and look at each other, the palace lanterns were already hanging high!
The two of them sat upright on the wide embroidery bed in Kunning Palace in dresses, and heard the female official beside them.
"Your Majesty, please rest early!"
These two people looked at me, and I looked at you, and they could see a look of relief from each other's eyes. Zhu Houzhao waved her hand and said,
"Come here! Change clothes for me and the empress!"
Chapter completed!