"Papa!"

Li Chengfeng hit a finger, saying: "It's simple. Since the old thief does not leave, we will die to him, see how long he can stay in the palace!"

After speaking, Li Chengfeng stretched out his little hand, and in his pocket, he took out.

"System, open the mysterious store!" Li Chengfeng said silently.

"Ding, the mysterious store has been opened for the host. What do you want to buy?"

"Is there any super laxative to buy it?"

"Back to the host, yes!"

Immediately afterwards, the purchase bar of the laxative was shown in front of Li Chengfeng.

[Tongchang gastrointestinal laxative, price: 20 o'clock naughty value!

Basanxin, price: 50 points of naughty value!

Super invincible painful laxative, selling price: 100 points of naughty value!

The people of the rivers and lakes call it Lira Liga, selling for: 200 points of naughty value]

"Hahaha, there is still a laxative like Licula?"

Li Chengfeng was laughed at the name of this laxative.

Immediately after he opened the effect of laxative, it was checked.

Super invincible painful laxative: Those who consume this laxative can not go out of the toilet for a whole day.

The people of the rivers and lakes call it immediately: the medicine is as famous as its name, and those who eat this laxative, in three seconds, will immediately have diarrhea.

"Hahaha, this is too powerful, right? No, if I have eaten the Master Shi Kong, he must have no way to do the practice, so the system, buy me a pack of super invincible abdominal pain and diarrhea!"

"Ding, a good host, the system has successfully purchased it for you, and the existence of it in the warehouse of the system!"

After buying abdominal pain and laxatives, Li Chengfeng finally took out abdominal pain and laxatives from his jacket pocket.

Li Licai blinked his shining eyes and looked at Li Chengfeng in doubt, saying: "Brother Feng'er, what are you laughing at? Also, what is the thing you hold in your hand?"

Li Chengfeng laughed: "Hey, this is a pack of super invincible pain and laxatives. I plan to put all in the meat eaten by the old thief. What do you think of your sister?"

If it was before, Li Liqi would definitely stop it.

But now, Li Liqi knows that the old thief is actually a monk who eats meat? So Li Liyi also smiled slyly, saying, "Okay, let's help you let you go!"

"Okay, I opened the meat jar, you let you put it!"

After Li Chengfeng opened the meat jar, after Li Lizhi tore away the laxative, he put them all into it.

Li Liqi said, and said in her mouth, "Huh, who makes you stinky monk eat meat? I will take diarrhea for you to take it, see if you take it after taking it?"

"Haha, my sister is assured, the old thief will definitely diarrhea after eating!"

Li Chengfeng patted his chest to guarantee.

Produced by the system, it must be a boutique.

As long as the old thief eats these meats, he may take a few days to slow down God!

Since playing with Li Chengfeng, Li Liqi has felt that he has broken a lot.

However, doing such a prank is really fun, because they punish the bad guys, so Li Lizhi doesn't feel any guilt in his heart.

After putting in the laxative, Li Chengfeng also stirred it with chopsticks, and was not discovered by the old thief.

Nympho

Suddenly, a familiar voice came from the door. Li Chengfeng heard that Wei Zheng was talking?

Just listening to Wei Zheng said: "Master Shi Kong, go to the temple to prepare for it, and immediately go to the Tai Chi Palace of Taiji Emperor!"

"Good Prime Minister Wei Zheng, Lao Xun went to wear a puppet, and then went to the Tai Chi Palace of Tai Shang Emperor with Prime Minister Wei Zheng!"

"Okay, I'm waiting for you outside the door!"

Nympho

"Come here, the old thief is here? Brother Feng'er, what should we do now?"

For the first time doing such a thing, Li Lizi suddenly panicked.

And Li Chengfeng covered Li Licai's mouth, and said, "Hush, don't say anything, we can hide in the backyard of the temple! We can't be discovered by the old thief, otherwise he will doubt that we are here to do it here.

What, don't eat the meat in the jar! "

"Woohoo!"

Li Licai nodded, and then with Li Chengfeng, hiding on the back yard of the temple.

Master Shikong walked into the temple seriously, but his face had a very proud smile on his face.

He laughed and said to himself: "Haha, I didn't expect that the emperor really valued me so much? In the practice of Xuanwumen, he went to the Tai Chi Palace of Tai Chi, and even argued with me?

Alas, I can get the attention of the emperor, and I do n’t bother to hide in the Tianshan Temple, drink porridge and eat vegetarian for 20 years! ”

"However, now I have come to the palace and become the great master of the emperor. Do I have to live like that before?"

"No, I have enough, I really have enough! So from now on, without the abbot control me, I will crack it! I not only want to eat meat, I also want a woman, yes, I have to have a woman!

"

While talking, Master Shikong's face also showed a win -win smile.

And his words were clearly understood by Li Chengfeng and Li Lizhi at the door.

Li Chengfeng frowned tightly, while Li Li's face was pale.

What is the old thief who is talking about?

Not only does he have to eat meat, but also a woman?

Oh my god, how can this say from the mouth of a good monk?

At this point, Li Liqi finally saw the character of Master Shikong, and finally knew how to be called Zhi people, knowing the face and unknowing!

"Hum, this stinky monk is really too bad. I still treat him as a master. It turned out to be just a stinky monk who was cheating and cheating!"

Behind the door of the backyard, Li Li was unhappy.

"Well, sister, look at it, release the old thief to eat meat!"

At a glance, Li Chengfeng's probe saw that Master Shi Kong was stepping out a piece of meat from the jar, and then he ate it.

"Sniffing, really fragrant! I haven't eaten such fragrant meat for a long time. I used to eat porridge water and green vegetables every day in Tianshan Temple.

You can live in the palace forever and enjoy the rich and rich! "

While talking, Master Shi Kong was holding the meat strips on his hand and ate deliciously.

"Huh? This taste is a bit weird?"

Suddenly, Master Shi Kong frowned, and found that there seemed to be some strange taste on the meat.

"Is it because it has been for a long time? No, this is the marinated meat, it should not be so bad?"

"Oh, I know, it must be because I haven't eaten meat for a long time. I actually forgot the taste of the meat? Hahaha!"

Swordsmanally, Master Shi Kong continued to start eating meat.
Chapter completed!