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Chapter 222 Being a teacher is an acting school

I saw a woodcutter standing on the green slope. Your woodcutter dressed up-

Wearing an old blue felt hat and a collar soap patched robe. The old blue felt hat covers the smoke and covers the fruits of the sun; it is rare to enjoy the worries of the hair soap patched robe. Holding a steel axe in hand, sharpening it quickly, cutting dry firewood tightly, and tightening it.

Fahai looked at the woodcutter. This man emitted divine light, but he was an immortal god in the sky.

Seeing this, Fahai didn't say it out loud.

As for acting, just cooperate with each other.

"I am a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West to obtain scriptures."

The woodcutter nodded, "It turns out to be a holy monk from Dongtu! Please pause the film. I have a message that there is a group of poisonous monsters in this mountain, specializing in eating people from Dongtu."

Sun Houzi could naturally see that the other party was a god-changing change, and immediately walked out and asked, "I'll ask you, what is your monster Zhang like, how many years you have practiced, and how many years have you occupied the mountain and become king again."

The woodcutter's face was stunned. In fact, we were ordered to give a reminder and didn't do so much homework at all.

The topic of the conversation changed, "There are two demons in the Lotus Cave of Pingding Mountain. I... know so much."

Sun Houzi muttered, "I haven't done my homework well. I'm so confused, I'm not afraid of the gods and Buddhas in the sky blaming them."

The woodcutter blushed when he heard this and ran away.

Xiong Wuneng looked confused, "This woodcutter is a little shy. Didn't I say that the eldest brother said anything slutty?"

Pig Pig smiled and said, "Second Brother, where did you hear it? This is not the woodcutter, it is clearly the envoy of Gongcao who came down to earth from heaven."

Sun Wuzi was a little surprised, and Fahai was also curious about how this wild boar could see it.

"How did you know?"

Picky Pig said happily: "Old pig, my eyes are so vicious that I can see through it just by moving my eyes."

Sun Houzi gritted his teeth and said, "Talk the point, if you continue to speak like this in the future, it will have an impact on your height."

"Ah? What does this mean by senior brother? Will the junior brother pretending to affect development?" Xiong Wuneng said strangely.

"I'll break his legs."

Peppa Pig immediately turned pale and said quickly: "Okay, actually I can see the shoes of this envoy of Gongcao. You said that these gods, since they want to change, they will change into a full set. Which woodcutter can wear such good shoes?"

It turns out that your Gongcao official uniforms and boots are all uniformly configured. When Pig Pig was a Marshal Tianpeng in the sky, she specialized in researching clothing for a while.

From the perspective of clothing, you can see how the other party is in the Heavenly Court.

So Fahai and Sun Houzi both saw the changes of the envoys of Gongcao, and the pig head could tell at a glance that the other person's shoes were exposed.

Fahai came down from the green horse and waved his hand.

"Have a meeting."

The three apprentices naturally knew what was going on.

It took too long for me to encounter a bigger demon, so that Fahai was unable to use his means to suppress the monsters.

Now I finally encountered monsters, so of course I can't let them go.

Speaking of the Lotus Cave of Pingding Mountain, Fahai knew that the next monster he encountered was the King of Gold and Silver Horns of the Gold and Silver Boy of Taishang Laojun.

These two monsters came down to earth and actually came to fruition.

And the one who has the clearest idea here is actually King Jin Horn.

This guy seems to be a little worse than King Silver Horn, but in fact he knows better than anyone else that this monk can't afford it.

I have done so much to test the team of learning scriptures and help my master to make some merits.

In addition, the Gongcao envoy came to inform him, and this intention was even more obvious.

"Master hasn't killed monsters for a while. I guess I can't wait."

Fahai said lightly: "Shut up, you will know how to fight and kill. This time the monsters we encounter cannot be killed."

"ah?"

"ah!"

"What do you say about Master?"

Fahai explained: "These two monsters have a lot of origin. The relationship background is too strong, so we didn't do it. So in order to complete the task better, you... like this..."

Sun Wukong frowned when he heard this, "Master, it's really that simple."

Fahai nodded, "It's that simple."

I am a teacher who has read the script. I will do whatever you ask you to do and don’t be quarrel.

After saying that, Sun Houzi's three apprentices stood up and beat Fahai up.

"Oh, stop beating, oh, stop beating, be dying, be dying..." Fahai said that he was very uncomfortable and was ready to be beaten to death.

Wait, my butt is a little itchy, just scratch it.

Sun Houzi gritted his teeth and said, "I said, Master, we are professional. What's your fault?"

"Yes, this clearly doesn't take us seriously." Peppa Pig gritted her teeth, hammered her feet and hands desperately.

In the past, I was unhappy with my master, but today I can finally vent my temper.

Xiong Wuneng said with tears in his eyes: "Master, I really don't want to hit you. But I must obey the request you made yourself."

As he said that the one who uses the greatest strength is Xiong Wuneng.

Fahaidao: "Okay, it's almost the same."

The apprentice was still not satisfied and continued to beat him up. This rare opportunity was raised by you, so how could you stop there?

"I said it's OK!" Fahai lowered his voice, with a little anger.

Both Sun Houzi and Xiong Wuneng stopped in time.

Fahai turned his head and saw Peppa Pig holding the stone high and facing Fahai's forehead.

The air instantly quieted.

Monkey Sun: “…”

Xiong Wuneng: "..."

Picky Pig: “…Master, there is a little demon!”

"Smash!"

With a "bang", Fahai was buried deep in the soil by this stone.

Then the three apprentices implemented the original plan, "Damn it, what kind of bird monk, this requirement, that requirement all day long. They said the most and did the least! They always thought they were so great that they were so worthy of a beating." Sun Wuzi shouted at the top of his throat.

Picky Zhu also said: "It's obvious that he is a monk, so he has to kill us! A monk is so pretty. He looks in the mirror all day long. You are not as good as you look in the mirror. Do you dare to be more handsome?"

Xiong Wuneng didn't say anything and spitted on the ground.

"Oh, it seems to be a little splashing on his face."

Three apprentices: “…”

This is a bit too much.

The three looked at each other and quickly slipped away.

At this time, the two little monsters poked their heads out from the other side of the mountain.

"This... the monk seems to be like the one in the portrait."

"Is it the same? There is no stone on the monk's head in the portrait."

Two little demons, one is the fine ghost and the other is the apprentice of King Jin Horn and King Silver Horn.

Both were ordered to come out to find the monk who seeks scriptures.

I just heard a series of noisy sounds and came over to watch the excitement.

Unexpectedly... I really encountered the King of Gold and Silver Horns.

The two fairies walked to Fahai, and the fine ghost took out a straw and poked Fahai's head.

"I still want to murder my master but I can say something. I need to work hard to get the scriptures in the West to work together. How can we go west smoothly if we fight and kill each other?"

Lingli Chong smiled, "That's right, it's him."

When Fahai heard that his accent was wrong, "Who is it?"
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