Chapter 252 The development of a scumbag
At this moment, I suddenly saw Fahai jumping into the water with lightning speed, and shouting, "Save me! I am the holy monk who went to the West to obtain scriptures. I have money and I can't swim."
The inspiration king sneered in his heart when he heard this, "It turns out that it's you, you're here just right. I'm worried that I can't help my cousin's immortality. One bite of your meat can make you immortal. It's just that you give it to the meat at your mouth. It's not hard to get it, hahaha!!"
A gust of demonic wind swept away Fahai.
Looking at Fahai, the Inspiration King secretly competed, "This is the Holy Monk, he is simply a nouveau riche, it's really disgusting."
Enter the river.
The inspiration king shouted, "Cousin, see who I brought."
When I heard that there was a girl, Fahai pricked up his ears and sat upright.
Then, he saw a plump, convex and large fish head... a fairy appeared in front of Fahai.
A sentence appeared in my mind, "Stimulate, I want to stimulate."
Although it is the same to cover the quilt, I'm sorry to have a shadow when I see the fish head.
Or maybe the crowd looked at the banshee more.
The banshee looked at Fahai and her eyes lit up. It was a handsome boy!!
He actually showed a charming look and said coquettishly: "Where will my brother go to catch this monk?"
The inspiration king smiled and said, "You don't know, sister. This is the monk who went to the West to obtain scriptures. It is called Fahai. It is rumored that he is the reincarnation of a holy monk. After eating its meat, he can live forever and become an immortal. Today I finally caught it. Sister, you don't need to practice so hard."
This girl is not the beautiful wife of the Inspiration King, but his sworn sister and the think tank of the Inspiration King.
It was her idea to occupy the water mansion of the eldest son and control Chenjia Village.
Fahai was immediately uncomfortable when he saw the oily "girl" approaching him.
Who dares to imagine what it feels like to be kissed by a fish?
But Fahai felt that the other party would use a big mouth to hold his head because of his excessive love for him... It is very likely!
Such a big mouth is not something that can only be eaten by others.
"Brother, I think this monk is useful." The mandarin fish sperm girl had already revealed her love for Fahai.
OK, I won’t eat him for the time being. I’ll go and take a break and tell me what to do with him. After that, I left.
At this time, Fahai was looking for something. As long as he found such a thing, he could kill Guanyin's carp elf inspiration king.
This thing is the mark left by Guanyin on the King of Inspiration.
With this mark, Guanyin Bodhisattva can clearly see wherever this fish goes.
In modern terms, it is gps.
To put it bluntly, this disaster is also in the process of planning.
Every big guy put his pet mount down to earth to make trouble, otherwise there would be so many coincidences, and it would be difficult to make up for it.
But Fahai is unwilling to let you Guanyin Bodhisattva make a profit.
You should know that if Guanyin takes action to conquer the inspiration king, the other party will gain merit.
You can eat, drink, and your girlfriend.
By the way, we don’t have a girlfriend, so we are not afraid of getting it.
But taking advantage of merit is very shameless!
It was obviously your pet who ate so many boys and girls, but in the end you wanted to take it back and gained merit. Where can such a good thing happen in the world?
At present, scan the inspiration king what is contained in the Buddhist teachings.
"Hmm? I found it, it's this pair of copper hammers." Fahai's pair of copper hammers have an unusual origin.
This is the merit lotus pond in Guanyin’s temple to raise two lotus flowers. To put it bluntly, there are no lotus buds in bloom.
He took it off and came down to earth to refine it into a pair of copper hammers.
"Monk, can you introduce you to me?" At this moment, the girl of the inspiration king, Mandarin Fish, said delicately.
I have to say that this mandarin fish spirit has a little bit of smell except for this big fish head, and the body is full of estrogen that makes men crazy.
It’s a pity that we have no emotions in our practice, and we just look at the best things.
However, now we have to use this mandarin fish spirit to help me seal the pile of copper hammers, so as not to be discovered by the Bodhisattva after a fight.
Fahai looked at him...dish~~
"Holy monk, are you on your hands? Where are you uncomfortable?" The mandarin fish said with concern.
Fahai took a deep breath, it didn't matter, I got used to vomiting and vomiting.
"No... it's all your fault, because seeing you made my heart that has been calm for many years beating wildly again!"
The mandarin fish spirit used his jade hand to cover the fish heads of three buckets, and said shyly: "You...you monk speaks so much... shameless."
"I admit that I love each other because I am dedicated! I only like excellent women. On my way to obtaining the scriptures in the West, countless banshees have been thrown into my arms and countless people have been hugged! But only you, let me pay special attention. When I look at you, I will know that you are the most eye-catching existence in the group of witches. I am ashamed of being ashamed, so what?" Who wouldn't say the scumbag?
Even if I don’t know how to say it, at least I have watched a lot of movies in my previous life and a lot of scumbags have seen it.
The mandarin fish spirit was so embarrassed that he wanted to pounce on Fahai's arms now.
Fahaidao: "Do you know my friendship?"
The mandarin fish spirit said angrily: "You monk is not serious at first sight. I have only spoken for how long I have met you... teased me."
But this kind of teasing makes people ecstatic and they like it very much.
"So that's it. I'm really calm about it, but you think it's teasing, blue skinny, shiitake mushrooms..."
The mandarin fish was so anxious, "I didn't mean that..."
"I think you are. I thought meeting today was a fate in my previous life, but I didn't expect it to be just my wishful thinking."
"No, it's fate! We have fate."
"I don't believe it." Fahai shook his head.
"How do you believe it?"
Fahai said: "In this way, if you listen to me, I believe in the fate between you and me."
"I see that the pumpkin is delicious, please show it to me."
The mandarin fish spirit looked at the so-called "no wonder", but it was the nine-petal copper hammer of the inspiration king. The hammer head really looked a bit like a pumpkin.
"That won't work. This thing is at least two thousand pounds, one thousand. Even if I say you, I can't handle it."
Fahai smiled and said, "That's right. Try my yellow talisman. If you stick it on, it will become extremely light. Not to mention a thousand pounds, even a mountain will be fine."
The mandarin fish spirit stared wide and said, "It's true and fake. Where did this thing come from?"
"The gift of the Tathagata will not be fake." Fahai said confidently.
The mandarin fish spirit carefully touched the yellow talisman, but he didn't see any danger to him.
Later, I thought to myself that this little bald man likes to play, so I will play with her. To gain his trust, he will be able to be a free and easy couple in the future.
At that moment, two yellow talismans were taken and put on the nine-petal copper hammer.
Then, a Buddhist magic power began to impact, constantly ramming the seal talisman of Fahai.
Fahai said: "Bodhisattva, you didn't expect that Fahai would go against you like this! I'll seal your mark!"
Now that we mobilize our magic power, "Great Powerful Tianlong! Daluo magic spell! Seal!"
With Fahai's finger, a golden light hit the seal talisman.
The mark of Guanyin was immediately sealed deep in the depths.
It has never disappeared, but no movement or even occurs.
The inspiration king was still drinking in the mansion, and suddenly felt the earth shaking, the waves surging, and the entire water mansion floated up.
"What's going on!"
Chapter completed!