Chapter 269 Empress, I Don't Want to Work Hard
"Master, it's time to drink water." Pig Pick handed the water to Fahai.
Fahai was shocked, "What, it's time to take medicine? The Great Power Tianlong..."
"boom!!"
Peppa Pig was bombed to the palace, and the good red boy next to him and Xiong Wuneng stared at him.
Sun Wuzi smiled and said, "Hehe, Master, you have a day to miss the spring."
Red Boy said, "Uncle Qi, how did you know that Master is thinking? I didn't see it at all."
Monkey Sun pointed to a certain location, "See not."
Red Boy subconsciously looked down, "Uncle Qi, why is this happening?"
"You will know when you have someone you like, especially you guys who are in Yuanyang."
Red Boy's expression changed, "We? When did you say that Uncle Qi, when did you ejaculate Yuanyang?"
Sun Wuzi's expression changed: "You are asking for a fight! Your Seventh Uncle, I am the Monkey King Sun Wukong, how could I be distracted for a mere woman?"
Xiong Wuneng comforted him: "Master, you were no longer in good condition when you came back last night. Are you okay?"
Fahai breathed a sigh of relief, "Wu Neng, I don't know why. When I closed my eyes, I saw a pair of 'limited-squint' eyes staring at me."
Sun Wuzi turned down from the fragrant room beam, "I said to Master. Otherwise, you can stay here and enjoy the joy of family and the joy of fish and water. We will take the Western Sutra on your behalf, and you will definitely remember your contributions when you look back."
Fahai said angrily: "Mysterious disciple, I have seen you wolf ambitions long ago! The powerful dragon..." He grabbed Sun Houzi's neck.
A strong sense of suffocation emerged in every corner of the body, and the monkey once again found that the gap between himself and Fahai was still so big.
When Fahai flew, Sun Monkey flew out like a meteor.
"boom!"
Monkey Sun was bombarded with one move
At this moment, Xiong Wuneng and Hong Chi'er dare not talk. Fahai is extremely wrong today, so it is better not to provoke him.
A quarter of an hour later, Sun Wuzi and Pig Pig were all looking at Fahai quietly.
Fahai said simply: "Okay, let us forget those unpleasant things. We also have to talk about how to get the pass certificate back."
Sun Houzi said: "I don't need yesterday's plan?"
Fahai pondered for a while, "If you use it, just there is no better way?"
Before everyone could reply, Fahai continued, "It seems that there is no better way. I need the Empress of the Kingdom of Women to help me practice and strengthen my concentration, and that's what it means."
Pick Pig muttered, "I don't look reluctant at all, but..."
"Shut up! Is it the kind of person you think you are?" Fahai slapped him.
Peppa Pig flew out again according to the original trajectory.
Fahai saw everyone staring at him with wide eyes and coughed dryly, "Forget those unpleasant pasts. Tomorrow, I will pretend to have a friendship with the empress. You and others must get the pass certificate in time."
As we were chatting, the envoy of the Kingdom of Women came again, "Holy Monk, Your Majesty invites you again."
Fahai stood up and sorted out his disguise, "You are practicing well and you are gone."
All the disciples looked at the monk with their eyes white.
Two words appear in my heart, "Shameless"!
During the day, the empress and Fahai checked what they needed for tomorrow's happy day.
"Brother Yu. You are the Imperial Brother of the Tang Dynasty. I will give His Majesty 100,000 taels of gold, 100,000 silk, satin, and 50,000 female relatives to serve His Majesty ..."
Looking at the dazzling array of brides, Fahai sighed, "Your Majesty the King, one day I, Fahai, don't want to work hard anymore, remember to leave a place for me."
Finally I realized what it feels like to marry someone else.
Think about my era, when I had a bride price of 200,000 yuan, a house paid in one lump sum, a car Audi A6, and a deposit of more than 300,000 yuan... I could only find a wife whom I like.
Now Fahai finally felt this feeling. If possible in the next life, let me be a woman.
Fahai has returned, and all the disciples have already gone to bed.
After a while, Sun Wuzi stood up and said, "Previously a little one."
"Me too."
"Me too."
"Uncles, wait for me."
Then, Red Boy, Monkey, Pig, and Xiong Wuneng stick together.
This height is simply a mobile phone signal from the back.
"Senior brother, have you finished peeing."
"Shut up, not yet!" the monkey said impatiently.
"Uncle Master, I can't pee at all when we want to pee."
Sun Houzi sighed and said, "This monk is so angry now that he doesn't want to provoke him. It's said that this woman's beauty is in trouble! Not only is it a disaster, but it also affects the fish in the pond."
Pick Pig said: "I am the master's sadness this time."
Xiong Wuneng gave Pig Pig a blank look, "Third brother, be careful!"
"Master is asleep!"
"Swish!" A sound of breaking through the air flew over.
Suddenly, Pig Pig felt her forehead warm, "What is this?"
"Uncle! There is a hilt on top of your head."
"I think... if I don't have the hilt on the knife, the whole piece is gone into the pig's head."
Peppa Pig took a deep breath and let out a howl like a pig slaughter.
Everyone packed up one after another, leaving behind the Pig Peppa rolling all over the floor.
Just as dawn that day, the country of Women began to organize the empress’s wedding with lights and colorful decorations.
Red flowers and green grass, a vibrant atmosphere.
"Holy Monk, get up quickly. Don't miss the auspicious time."
Fahai's wide eyes blinked for a moment, yes, he didn't sleep all night.
Still in good spirits.
Fahai went out with all his disciples.
The empress's dragon sedan chair was already parked outside.
It was one zhang wide and two zhang long, and it took thirty-two female soldiers to lift it up.
Fahai changed into the red outfit and walked out of the room.
As soon as he appeared, everyone in the Kingdom of Women was amazed by this monk!
"What a nice view!"
"This is probably the most beautiful person in the Kingdom of Women in hundreds of years."
"Our Majesty is really a pair made of heaven and earth."
The wedding party came out of the palace and walked to the west gate at the east gate of the Kingdom of Women.
Sun Houzi secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, "Are you finally finished?"
At this time, the historian sent out the pass certificate, and the empress smiled slightly, "The way forward to the west will get rid of you."
He stamped the seal in his hand and delivered the pass certificate to Sun Houzi.
"Sun Wukong, don't let your master down on your expectations of you."
Sun Wuzi smiled and said, "Okay Your Majesty."
"Your Majesty, what should you call me?"
Master’s wife?
But if you say something, you may be beaten to death.
Seeing that the time was almost over, Sun Houzi called on all junior brothers to leave first.
The four of them pretended to go west, and Sun Wuzi planned to use a fixed spell while the team was not paying attention.
As soon as he turned around, a demonic wind was like a whirlpool, which actually swept away the Fahai!
Sun Houzi was a little stunned. Did the plot determine this by his master?
The demon wind hangs the wedding team all over the floor.
Until Piggy Pig howled, "Senior brothers, don't snatch me! I'll take this old pig!"
Banshee?
How do you know this is a banshee?
Chapter completed!