Chapter sixty-eight
The Iron Bone Proprietress set up a long table in front of Li Xiao and others, took four large chairs, and said to Buyan. Buyan and Buyan, the two of them: "You two stupid guys are waiting first. I'll go and make wine for you. First, I'll agree that you can't finish the ten bowls of wine you want, so I will definitely not refund the money. If you drink too much and destroy my things, I will throw you into the forest." After that, he glared at Buyan and Wuyan.
Buyan, Buyan listened to the boss's wife saying that she wanted to throw herself into the woods. They were shocked. The two looked at each other and couldn't help but shiver.
Li Xiao and Ruixin sat down, and Li Xiao asked, "Why are the two generals so afraid of this boss's wife?"
Buyan threw the square hammer in his hand to the ground and said to Li Xiao: "I'm not afraid of her. I just don't have the same knowledge as her." He said that, sitting on the other side of the table.
He said without saying: "That's right, our second brother is not afraid of her. Who would be afraid of this woman? I'm hum, she's just a man."
At this time, the boss lady happened to come out of the room. When Buyu saw the boss lady, he immediately took back what he wanted to say, hummed a small song, pretending to be nothing.
Li Xiao felt funny and secretly looked at the boss lady. After a while, he thought to himself, "This boss lady has nothing outstanding except being tall, and does not look like a cultivator. Why are the two of you who are not sarcastic but afraid of this person?" He turned his head and looked at the two of you who are not sarcastic and saw them sitting straight, waiting for food.
Although the boss lady was very big, she was very skilled. After a while, she prepared a lot of food and brought it up, including melons, vegetables, and nuts.
It is not surprising that Li Xiao saw vegetables and nuts, which was the same as the human race usually ate. On the contrary, Li Xiao had never seen this melon. The melon was very large and long oval, but the melon skin was covered with lumps. Li Xiao and Ruixin had never seen it, and they didn't know how to put it in.
When Buyan and Wuyan saw a melon being brought up, the two of them were really rude. They each took one in their hands and ate it directly. They took it down in one bite, and pulled out the green silk, which looked like they had no appetite.
He chewed quietly and said to Li Xiao and Ruixin: "Eat first, eat first, today's melon is so sweet. I haven't eaten such a delicious melon in a long time." Then he picked up a melon and threw it at Li Xiao.
Li Xiao took it with both hands, looked at Ruixin, then slapped the table, slapped the melon in half, and a sweet breath came to his nose, and green and sticky juice flowed out of the melon. At this time, Wushu also signaled Li Xiao and the other two to taste it.
Li Xiao broke off a small piece of melon and put it in his mouth. It was indeed sweet and delicious. He nodded to Ruixin, and Ruixin also picked up a bite and started eating.
Li Xiao took a few bites and said, "This melon is delicious, what kind of melon is this?"
Buyan, Buyan shook his head at the same time, Buyan said, "The melon is just a melon, there is no melon. It's delicious and full. It's over. Whatever melon is it."
Nodded beside you, saying, "That's right, we have been eating this since we were born, and we have never asked what kind of melon is at this time. You are such a big pear, so many questions."
Buyan snapped off the table and shouted, "Okay, this name sounds nice, big li, big li, sweet and crispy big li." After saying that, he laughed.
Li Xiao frowned, and at this time the proprietress shouted: "Two stupid guys, don't just eat, come and carry the wine."
When Li Xiao heard the word "lifting wine", he immediately turned his head and saw the boss's wife pushing a two-wheeled car with a large wooden barrel on the car. The barrel was so big that it was beyond Li Xiao's imagination, because such a large barrel was the kind used by Li Xiao to hold tincture oil, but the barrel contained wine.
Wuyan didn't even care about the boss's wife, but she just continued to eat the melons on her own. Li Xiao wanted to get up to help, Wuyan said, "Let her do it myself, who told her that we were stupid, hum?"
The boss lady said nothing, and ignored it. Instead, she held the edge of the front end of the barrel with one hand, and pulled the bottom of the barrel with the other hand, and actually lifted the barrel with the barrel. Li Xiao looked at it in a daze and thought to himself: "If such a large barrel is filled with wine, it will be 800 kilograms without a thousand kilograms. This boss lady has a lot of strength." While thinking, the boss lady had already put the barrel in front of the tables of Li Xiao and others.
The boss's wife put down the barrel and said to Buyan: "The ten bowls of wine you want are not much or less. If you can't finish drinking, I will pour it into you." After that, she walked into the room again.
Li Xiao looked at the big wine bucket and felt indescribable. He didn't know whether to cry or laugh. At this time, the child came over with four large bowls and put them on the table, saying: "Drinking Bar" this bowl is not as big as he can without saying a word, but it is a little larger than the bowl used by humans for eating.
Buyan Wuyu each picked up a bowl, and punched a big wooden barrel with a finger, and the wine flowed out. Buyan took a full bowl of wine, raised his neck, drank it all, and then took the second bowl.
Buyu shouted beside him, "Do you look like you are a brother? I haven't drunk a gulp, but you want to drink a second bowl, start." As he said that, he pushed Buyan away and stretched out his bowl to receive the wine.
The two of them were just drinking wine barrels. You bowl, I drank endlessly, and didn't care about Li Xiao Ruixin. Seeing that these two iron bones had a great alcohol tolerance, Li Xiao drank dozens of bowls for a moment, and couldn't help but feel anxious. Li Xiao was already addicted to alcohol.
Li Xiao also picked up a big bowl and said, "You two are so rude. You have agreed to invite me to drink, but I haven't had a sip of wine. You two have to drink endlessly."
When the two of them heard Li Xiao's words, they scratched their heads, felt a little embarrassed, and said without saying a word: "I'm sorry, Dali, my brothers can't control themselves after seeing the wine. Don't mind, I'll take you a bowl."
Li Xiao said: "It seems that you don't know how to drink, so you can drink this way."
He shook his head without saying a word, "We can't drink? Then what are we drinking?"
Li Xiao said: "Drinking requires a cup of wine. You toast me, I toast you, and we will be interesting. What kind of style is your drinking method?"
The two of them looked at each other, nodded, filled the four large bowls with wine, sat back on the chair, Li Xiao picked up the large bowl and said, "Buyan, Wuyan, two generals, Li Xiao is just here, please forgive me, I will do it first." As he said that, he raised the big bowl and drank the wine in one bowl.
After drinking, Li Xiao slaps his mouth. He feels the wine is sweet and delicious, and has a long aftertaste. He can't help but shout: "Good wine, good wine."
Seeing Li Xiao drinking generously, the two nodded at the same time, raised the big bowl and drank it all in one go. At this time, the boss lady served four roasted chickens. The roasted chicken was very big and larger than a goose.
Li Xiao and Bu Yanbu Yu began to sing glasses, drink and eat meat, only Ruixin sat aside without saying anything.
Although the wine of the Tiebone tribe is sweet and delicious, it still gets drunk after drinking too much. Two big guys and a small guy drank in the dark. The three of them drank more than half a barrel of wine. Both of them admired Li Xiao's alcohol tolerance. At this time, many Tiebone people came to watch. They all felt that the southerner had a lot of alcohol and were very curious.
The three of them drank for a while, and someone had already lit a bonfire. At this time, the iron bone man Li Xiao and Ruixin did not have any malice, but they also let go of their hostility. The iron bone child came to Ruixin and invited Ruixin to dance the bonfire with them. Ruixin looked at Li Xiao, and Li Xiao nodded in agreement.
Although Li Xiao had a good alcohol tolerance, he couldn't resist drinking too much. He was already a little drunk at this time and spoke incoherently.
Li Xiao said stammeringly with his tongue: "You, why do you call the Iron Bone Tribe? Could it be that your bones, your bones are made of iron?"
Buyan, Buyan and the other two were a little drunk again, and said, "Hey, how did you know that our bones are made of iron? You really guessed it right. Our bones are really iron."
Li Xiao waved his hand and said, "What, how is it possible? How can iron be a bone? Are you? Are you happy to see me and get drunk when I see me."
Buyu waved his hand and said, "My brother said, yes, we, everyone here, have iron bones. If you don't believe it, I'll show you."
After saying that, he said to Buyan: "Can you demonstrate it to Dali?"
Buyan shook his head and said, "Why don't you demonstrate? It hurts so much that I won't come."
Li Xiao shook his head and said, "How can a man be afraid of pain? How can he demonstrate it? Let me do it?" These words are full of confidence and neatness.
He said without saying: "What's the use of your demonstration? Let my brother come."
Buyan patted his head with a thug, thought for a while, then drank another bowl of wine, and said, "Come on, I'm afraid you won't do it." As he said that, he got up and turned around and walked a few steps. Seeing a big stone not far away, Buyan reached out to pick up the stone and left in front of Li Xiao.
Wuyan said, "Da Li, you are optimistic."
As he said that, he clenched his fist with his right hand and smashed it at the stone. With a muffled sound, the stone was smashed into seven or eight pieces. Buyan stretched out his hand, threw it a few times, then put it beside his mouth and blew it quickly, shouting: "Oh, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts."
Seeing Buyan's actions for no reason, Li Xiao shook his head, wiped his face, and said, "What are you doing?"
Buyan wiped the blood on his hand and reached out to Li Xiao to see. Li Xiao rubbed his eyes and looked at Buyan's hand. He was shocked. He saw that the flesh on the joints of Buyan's hand had been worn off by the stone. Although blood was constantly flowing out, he could see very clearly that Buyan's hand bones were indeed smooth metal.
Li Xiao was stunned for a while, and his drunkenness faded a little. He also learned not to say anything and patted his head with his hands, saying, "Your bones are really iron, they are indeed magical, amazing, amazing."
He heard Li Xiao say that he was amazing, smiled proudly, and said, "Do you admire me?"
Li Xiao nodded. At this time, the boss lady came over. The boss lady saw everything that had just happened. She handed a pack of wound medicine to Buyan, and said, "Silly guy is a stupid guy. Why don't you hit the stone with your forehead?"
After listening, he reached out to touch his forehead and said, "Don't it hurt more if you hit your forehead?"
Chapter completed!