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Chapter 2536 Lao Tzu was ridden by a wild boar, you fucking ride a wild boar!

But the space inside is relatively narrow.

Fighting in such a narrow space, neither the wild boar nor Ji Yunxiao can perform enough.

The wild boar cannot run wildly or run, so he can only hold his head to Ji Yunxiao.

Ji Yunxiao pushed its head while smashing it with his fist.

But the wild boar skin was really too thick. Will it hurt after smashing the wild boar? Ji Yunxiao didn't know, but his fists hurt very much.

It's really gone!!

Ji Yunxiao collapsed and said, "Li Yanchen, are you here?"

When he heard the trap, Li Yanchen responded: "Here you come."

"You're fucking here and you won't say anything!"

"I'm thinking calmly, how can I get it for you."

"Then have you thought about it?!"

"There are trees nearby, but we didn't bring a rope... I need to break a branch and pull Mr. Ji up. It takes time, but I'm not sure, can Mr. Ji hold on?"

Ji Yunxiao collapsed and said, "I can't beat a wild boar! You kid, hurry up! This dead pig is so smelly!! I'm almost fainted!"

"As soon as possible."

After Li Yanchen said that, he turned around and left.

The branches are still everywhere in the woods.

But to find one that can break as soon as possible, the thickness is just enough to pull an adult up and not breaking, it still requires eyesight.

Li Yanchen did not lack these eyesight when he returned, so he found it on the nearby tree.

In the trap, Ji Yunxiao was fighting with the wild boar, and collapsed and shouted: "Look at me, I won't kill you, the dead pig, and turn around and marinate it into bacon and serve wine!"

"When I kill you, I will definitely peel off your skin! I will be so fucked to death!"

"You said you wild boars aren't living creatures? Are you so unhygienic? You can't even take one bath!"

"I tell you, next time you want to kill humans, you don't need to urge others. You can smoky it with smoke! I have never seen such a smelly creature!!"

"When I kill you, I will pray for you. Don't be reincarnated as a pig in the next life! We humans eat your meat and still dislike you for being smelly! It's very hateful? But who told you to be a pig!"

Li Yanchen dragged the branch over and heard the sound of conversation with the pig, his mouth twitched continuously.

Ji Qipa!!

There is no one else.

Then he heard a scream of exclamation, "Who the hell are you going to kill?! I'm a damn!! Let me go away!!"

As soon as Li Yanchen approached, he saw in the narrow trap. Ji Yunxiao didn't know if he accidentally fell or something, but he was lying on the ground, while the wild boar was standing above his body, using his head to arch Ji Yunxiao's head.

Ji Yunxiao used both hands to hold his breasts against his head.

He shouted, "Li Yanchen!! Fuck you, hurry up!"

Li Yanchen looked at it and found it funny and helpless.

Ji Yunxiao... is also a strange man.

After all, it is probably difficult for others to have these experiences.

He responded helplessly and said, "I have prepared the tools to bring you up, but how can Mr. Ji get up now?"

"I'm gloating when I see you boy!"

"I really don't...I just want to save you, Mr. Ji, safely and continue to deal with other wild boars."

"You kid is simply heartless! Is it important to me or bets important?"

"Of course, Mr. Ji's life is important... Mr. Ji later, I will find a thicker branch and I will go down to help you... and then climb up the branches together."

"No matter how you go up, as long as you can go up as soon as possible, hurry up, kid!! If I have a few things, you will be my daughter's enemy to kill her father!!"

Li Yanchen ignored his words.

If Ji Yunxiao really died so easily, he would not have lived until now.

After all, these unusual and strange experiences are not something that everyone may encounter.

This time, Li Yanchen was very fast.

Obviously, I didn't dare to bet on Ji Yunxiao's physical strength anymore. If I couldn't hold on, things would be really big.

He threw down the slightly thicker branches neatly, and then jumped.

The next moment, he rode on the back of the wild boar accurately.

Ji Yunxiao: "..." I really want to go to his uncle!!

I'm riding by a wild boar, you're riding a wild boar!!!

Li Yanchen moved very quickly. As soon as he sat down, he quickly used the anesthesia bullet that he had taken out of the gun before, aimed it at the wild boar's abdomen and inserted it in.

The belly, the thinnest and softest part of the wild boar.

Not long after, the wild boar struggled for a while and fell to the ground.

Fortunately, Ji Yunxiao slipped fast, otherwise he would be pressed under the body by a wild boar.

He held the soil wall and kicked the air hard, pointing one hand at Li Yanchen, so angry that he didn't want to speak anymore.

Li Yanchen saw that he was covered in embarrassment, his face and body were dirty, and even his hair was like a chicken coop.

He comforted him with some helplessness and said, "What about this spoil, Mr. Ji?"

Ji Yunxiao narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "You guy is serious?"

"After all, Mr. Ji was introduced into the trap, otherwise he would not be able to catch it."

"Yes, bring the dagger, I'll kill this one."

But Li Yanchen still didn't give him a chance and killed him.

It's still a fatal dagger.

Ji Yunxiao said unhappily: "I can't let me slaughter my spoils by myself."

Li Yanchen said lightly: "Mr. Ji always compares me to a pig. Since I am the same kind of person, it is better for me to do it myself."

Ji Yunxiao almost choked to death.

"I just realized that you have more fallacies than you do."

"I learned from Mr. Ji..."

"Fuck! I'm not as good as you!"

"Mr. Ji doesn't need to underestimate himself..."

"I'm rude to you!"

"If Mr. Ji has enough rest, go up first."

Ji Yunxiao cooperated very well this time. After climbing up with all his might, he dragged the branch up without waiting for Li Yanchen to notice.

Li Yanchen was absolutely broken inside.

This is indeed something Ji Yunxiao can do...

He held his head up, stood under the trap, looking at him with a cool look.

Ji Yunxiao put his hands on his hips, stood by the trap, raised his chin with a smug look on his face and said, "Aren't you very awesome? Are you trying to get up by yourself?"

"Mr. Ji has to be so naive?"

"My Xiao Yuer gave me nickname Ji Sansui, why can't I be naive? Naive is my privilege~!"

"Ha, Mr. Ji thinks it's really good to repay such kindness to revenge?"

"So what if you guy helped me a few times... Let you guy ride a pig, and you don't see it when you ride it on me!"

"The place is too small and the matter is urgent, so it is the most suitable."

"I'm too lazy to listen to your boy, come up by yourself! I believe you have the ability~!"
Chapter completed!
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