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036 [Toilet Overlord]

Small hotel, room---

The old head-shaking fan was whistling, and the martial arts manuscripts on the desk were also whistling.

On the ground, there were shoes, pants, coats, and cans of beer cans, which were in a mess.

Spitting out the smell of alcohol, Su Dingxian woke up from his sleep and felt stuffy. He couldn't remember what happened last night for a while.

But soon, Su Dingxian sat up from the bed, put on his shoes, and ran towards the bathroom outside.

In order to save space, this hotel only has a very small wooden toilet at the end of the corridor.

The toilet is built with a very simple triple board, which can collapse with one push. The space is so small that you can only squat one person, and after squatting down, you can only tiptoe your butt - because if you put your butt down slightly, you will be squeezed into the wall behind you.

At this moment, there was a queue outside the bathroom, and three men were urging in the bathroom: "Step you in the street! How can I get rid of my hands for so long?"

"Yes, you've been squatting for a long time, and we're almost suffocating!"

"Is there any morality? Is it a good thing to take your mother!"

The three of them were cursing, and Su Dingxian was anxious in line behind him. He had known that he would not have drunk such beer last night.

finally---

With a creaking sound, the toilet door was opened. Hu Yaotai saw a big banana biting from his mouth and walking out swayingly. While tied his trouser belt, he said to the three people: "You take my mother and I take your whole family! Sloth, big guy, what are you urging me?!"

The three of them were stunned, "If you shit, eat bananas?"

"What, no? Which Hong Kong law stipulates that you should not eat bananas when you shit?!" Hu Yaotai was already tough, and his unique big head looked even more "domineering", so that the three of them looked at Hu Yaotai and were talking nonsense, but they could only hold their breath and dare not speak out.

Hu Yaotai was used to seeing such a bully and fearful grandson. He hummed and took another bite of a banana. Then he saw Su Dingxian standing behind the three of them.

"Hey, Axian, you are here to pee too?"

Su Dingxian: “…?!”

Seeing that Su Dingxian was silent, Hu Yaotai continued, "Isn't it peeing or shit? Then what line is there? Come on, I'll let you first!" He directly reached out and pushed the three people away, letting Su Dingxian go to the bathroom first.

Just as the three of them were about to speak, Hu Yaotai stared at them with fierce eyes, "I'm shitting, big guy! Very anxious! Have you ever heard of it? The world is so big, the most shitting?!"

The three people: “…?!”

I don't know what to say.

Su Dingxian couldn't care about this and hurriedly crossed the three of them to rush towards the bathroom.

Hu Yaotai was still behind: "Slow down! Don't be anxious, pull slowly! With me covering you, just pull hard!"

Su Dingxian: “…?!”

...

In the room---

Su Dingxian simply washed up, while Hu Yaotai was eating bananas and drinking beer beer, muttering: "You really don't remember what happened last night?"

Su Dingxian dipped a wooden comb in an enamel basin and dipped it in clean water, and then combed the slightly messy sideburns, "I drink too much, and I'm a little confused."

"Hehe, you have a very bad alcohol tolerance. You are drunk and unconscious after just two cans of beer!" Hu Yaotai teased Su Dingxian.

It turned out that Hu Yaotai was so shameless that he wanted to come here to drink with Su Dingxian last night. The two of them had nothing to eat and just started drinking.

Su Dingxian was originally on an empty stomach, but after drinking only two cans of this beer, he was dizzy and finally got drunk.

Hu Yaotai drank ten cans alone. In his opinion, Su Dingxian was better than him in everything, but drinking was simply weak.

Su Dingxian saw that Hu Yaotai was making fun of his poor alcohol tolerance, but he didn't explain. At this time, the door rang, but the hotel owner came over and said that Su Dingxian's phone number was there at the front desk.

When the boss's wife informed Su Dingxian, her tone was very unhappy and her eyes were even more murderous.

Su Dingxian knew that it was because he missed the "three-whip soup agreement" with the boss's wife last night.

In fact, when Su Dingxian came back, he saw that the boss's wife had really left a crack in the room she lived in. If Su Dingxian was willing, he could push the door quietly in and drink enough soup to make some stories that could not be described.

Unfortunately, Su Dingxian is not that kind of person.

Although the boss’s wife is still charming, she does not meet Su Dingxian’s taste.

Su Dingxian's "breaking the appointment" made the boss's wife very upset.

You know, for the date last night, she sent the dead ghost away from her family early in the morning and encouraged him to go to the casino to gamble. She took a shower again, and in order to make her whole body clean, she almost broke her skin.

But at the end, she waited from the evening until the next morning, and did not see Su Dingxian appear.

I thought Su Dingxian hadn't come back yet, but who knew that he had not only returned, but also brought his friends over.

Fortunately, the friend Su Dingxian brought back was not a woman, otherwise the boss's wife would have risen.

Even so, the boss's wife had already made Su Dingxian hate her teeth and told Su Dingxian that her eyes were enough to kill people when she had a phone call.

After the boss's wife leaves---

Hu Yaotai couldn't help but ask Su Dingxian: "Do you have a grudge against this girl?"

"No revenge."

"Then she sees how you look like the enemy who killed your father?"

Su Dingxian was helpless and knew that Hu Yaotai was too gossipy and didn't tell him that he would chase him endlessly after the butt, so he simply told the matter and rushed to the front desk to answer the phone.

Behind, Hu Yaotai pinched his chin and thought: "What kind of world is this? A full man doesn't know that the hungry man has to eat or not, which is a waste!"

...

Hotel reception---

The proprietress took a small oval dressing mirror and applied makeup, and dressed up.

Seeing Su Dingxian coming, he turned his eyes and threw the phone to him, not paying attention to him.

Su Dingxian took the phone call, "Hello, I am Su Dingxian!"

"Hello, Mr. Su, this is the Human Resources Department of the Sing Tao Daily---I'm notifying you now, please be sure to come to the headquarters to report today!"

Su Dingxian seemed to be prepared for this and immediately said, "I will go there on time!"

It seems that the few scenes yesterday were not eyeing, so this reporter's identity has become a mess.

Su Dingxian smiled proudly.

...

As soon as Su Dingxian's predecessor left, Hu Yaotai came sneaking over behind him. Seeing that the boss's wife was still applying makeup, he coughed, pulled open his shirt, revealing his strong chest, and then took a handsome step to walk past the boss's wife, walked past, and then walked past...

The proprietress looked in the mirror and ignored him.

Hu Yaotai had to take the initiative, turned around beautifully, leaned against the front desk, crossed his legs, pointed his toes, put one hand on the table, pinched his chin with his hands, raised his eyebrows, and stared at the boss's wife with his eyes.

The boss lady finally discovered his "existence".

"What to do? Should I have to check out or check in a room?"

Hu Yaotai: "I don't check out or check in the room---" his eyes sent electricity to the boss's wife, "I heard that boss's wife, you are good at making soup---"

"So what?"

"Not really, I just want to tell you--I like drinking soup the most, especially the strong and beautiful three-whip soup!"
Chapter completed!
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