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Chapter forty-six diarrhea(1/2)

The night is dark because it is covered by clouds.

Along the way, I heard the roar of wild beasts from time to time, and I could also see birds of prey spreading their wings in the mountains and passing by a sharp figure in the darkness.

Chu Feng looked up and felt the restlessness of these animals. He believed that there might be some changes in this, but he was still dormant.

What will happen in the future? No one can tell it clearly, but he is mentally prepared and is not afraid of the possible crises.

There are more than a hundred miles of road, and there are many mountains along the way. If ordinary people walk alone, they will feel a sense of depression.

However, Chu Feng was not afraid, calm and calm, and took steps in the mountains and forests at a very fast speed.

Soon after, the clouds dispersed, and soft light fell from the sky to dispel the darkness. The beasts were no longer restless, making people feel that they were no longer so depressed.

The stars are dotted like pearls, shining brightly, embedded in the sky.

"So long has passed, the scalpers shouldn't smell it, right?" Chu Feng was approaching Qingyang Town and was almost home.

He decided to bribe the scalper!

"Boss, give me one hundred and fifty beef skewers!" Entering the town, Chu Feng saw the stall of the skewers at a glance and strode over.

"No, there are only lamb skewers!" The young man looked at him and thought it was strange. He had never sold beef skewers, right?

"I said it wrong, it was mutton skewers, 150 skewers." Chu Feng looked at Zhendong guiltily, that was the direction of his family.

"No money, just food!" said the guy who was grilling skewers firmly.

Because now, strange phenomena are happening everywhere, roads are blocked, people pay more attention to useful physical objects, and are not optimistic about currency, etc.

"Although we are not very familiar with each other, we know each other. You can bake it for me first, and I will bring it to you tomorrow." Chu Feng said.

The skewers were very happy because they were all from the same town and were not worried that he would be stolen, and he still had some understanding of Chu Feng.

"How long has this thing been frozen? It's not broken?" Chu Feng asked in a low voice.

The skewer guy was a little guilty and said, "It should be nothing big."

"Just have no big deal!" Chu Feng patted his shoulder, looking very righteous and open-minded, and seemed not afraid of eating bad stomachs.

Finally, a large bag of skewers were released and sprinkled with cumin, pepper, etc., which was fragrant.

"Don't eat too much, I don't care if I really have diarrhea!" The skewers were a little worried.

"Don't worry, it's okay, my belly is very strong!" Chu Feng didn't care, and looked at the freezer behind him and said, "Get a few more bottles of beer."

"Okay!"

In the end, Chu Feng carried two big bags of things and before he entered the house, he poured beer into his mouth, mainly because he was worried that the scalper's nose was too smart.

"Scalper, look, what am I bringing you back?" Chu Feng shouted as soon as he entered the yard.

The scalper appeared and looked at him suspiciously, always feeling that this guy was attentive. Then it saw a large bag of meat skewers in Chu Feng's hand, and immediately contempt, raised his head, showing disdain.

"What do you mean? I kindly brought you food for you. You are still there, seven dissatisfied with eight resentment." Chu Feng glared.

When the scalper heard this, he immediately became angry and engraved words on the ground, questioning Chu Feng.

You went to meet the goddess and had a French feast. What did you bring back to me? Street stall goods, cheap and cheap skewers, fooling me!?

Then, white smoke began to emerge from the nostrils of the yellow cow.

Chu Feng felt inappropriate and couldn't help but secretly complain that this cow was getting harder and harder to fool. Since he could go online, he knew everything.

However, at this critical moment, he could only speak stubbornly.

He said righteously, "What do you know? The real delicacies are all in the country folk customs. Those so-called noble and noble are all about spending money to suffer, and they are not delicious at all. If you don't believe it, try it!"

As he said that, he prayed, never to have diarrhea, then gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and chewed there, "It's really the most delicious thing in the world!"

The scalper was suspicious. Seeing his extremely enjoyable look, he was immediately moved and indeed smelled the fragrant smell.

Finally, it couldn't resist the temptation, leaned over, picked up two strings with its hooves, swallowed them in three or five mouthfuls, and immediately opened its eyes wide and mooed.

Chu Feng was startled, very alert, and became alert.

"It's all mine!" The scalper carved these words on the ground, then pulled Chu Feng aside, sat down and began to eat the delicious food alone.

"Damn, you are so unfaithful!" Chu Feng cried out.

"Moo, moo, moo!" The yellow cow shouted a few times, proudly gnawing at the meat skewers there, eating so much oily mouth.

In fact, the skewers tasted good. The guy was very skilled. If he hadn't been worried that he would have stored it for too long and was afraid of eating his stomach badly, Chu Feng would have to compete with the scalper.

After understanding the background, he did not dare to take risks, so he handed over all the skewers to the scalpers, patted it on the shoulder and said, "Look, am I good enough?"

The scalper stretched out one of its front hooves, shook them, and looked down there!

"You unconscience-free cow!" Chu Feng exuded his temper.

The scalper looked at the bottle of wine in his hand, stretched out his hooves, and wanted to go over one bottle. He just hugged it and squirted it out with a sip.

It stared at me, what kind of broken wine is this?

"What do you know? This is the best wine in the world and the best one sells." Chu Feng said.

The scalper grinned, and it knew that Rafi and Romani Conte were laughing at Chu Feng for drinking the cheapest wine.

Chu Feng was covered in dark lines and said, "Let's turn around and confiscate your communicator!"

He murmured, "The dead cow has figured out everything through the communicator, so how can he fool it in the future?"

In the end, the scalper ate more than 100 skewers of mutton, and was very satisfied. He leaned on the rattan chair in the yard, looking up at the starry sky, looking very comfortable.

"Cow, come on, take two pills." Chu Feng walked over.

The scalper turned around and looked at him, puzzled, and looked puzzled.

"Empty and stop diarrhea, diarrhea will work as soon as you eat it. Take two tablets first to prevent it." Chu Feng said guiltily.

What does it mean? What's the situation?! The scalper sat up, staring at Chu Feng with his eyes.

"Take more health medicines, it is good for the body." Chu Feng said shamelessly.

"Moo!"

The scalper was not stupid, but after thinking about it, he was immediately angry. It turned out that he was a street stall product. He had to take medicine immediately after eating the skewers. It was so outrageous. He bullied him too much!

It fought desperately with Chu Feng and rushed forward.

The place was suddenly full of chaos and there was a lot of chaos. I don’t know how long it took to calm down.

The scalper ran back to his room.

Chu Feng grinned and got several bull's hooves. Fortunately, he is now in a very strong physique, otherwise he would not have been able to get up.

He walked towards the bathroom, took a hot shower, and ran around today, traveling back and forth between the county town and Qingyang town. He had a fight with the scalper just now, and he was indeed a little tired.

When Chu Feng entered the room, he was already confused. He didn't even turn on the light and smashed it directly on the bed, and fell asleep.

"wrong!"

In an instant, he woke up and his sleepiness disappeared.

Why is it so soft?

And, a muffled groan was heard on the bed, as if someone had been hurt.

brush!

Chu Feng's hair stood up, and there was someone on the bed. He went backwards with a whoosh, and then turned on the light with a bang.

What's going on? He was stunned!

There was indeed someone on the bed, and it was a very beautiful woman. She seemed to be awakened by the pain of being smashed. She frowned and opened her eyes slightly confused.

"Who are you? Do you want to molest me in the middle of the night?!"

This is Chu Feng's voice, righteous words, and he is questioning. Because he was a little confused and wanted to make a name for himself.

He didn't want to hear a woman, especially a beauty, screaming loudly in his room.

When I looked at it carefully, Chu Feng's heart skipped a beat. This woman was not as beautiful as she was about twenty years old, wearing white clothes and white pants, her neat and smooth hair was spread out to her snow-white neck, with sweet appearance, youthful and energetic.

She had completely woken up, and she was not an ordinary person at first sight. She was very calm after encountering this kind of thing. Her beautiful pupils were very vivid. She carefully looked at everything in the room and quickly became calm.

She felt a little pain in the back of her head, frowned slightly, gently stroked her back, and after a while, she asked Chu Feng, "Did you knock me out and then bring me here?"

"When did it happen? If I had such thoughts, could you still be intact?!" Chu Feng denied, and he could not take the blame.

"Why are you here?" asked the young woman. Although she was very calm, she was still a little nervous when she woke up and secretly checked herself.

"I also want to ask, when did you come in, why did you run to my bed, and what do you want to do to me?" Thick-skinned is Chu Feng's advantage, and he questioned calmly.

After hearing this, the beautiful woman raised her eyebrows slightly. Are she so unbearable? She was criticized so much, but she held it back and did not have an attack.

"You wait a moment, I'll go and have a quiet time."

Chu Feng hurried downstairs and rushed to the scalper's room.

"Dead cow, what did you do?"

The scalper was sulking. After seeing him, he almost got angry again, but was finally stopped by Chu Feng.

"Why is there a woman in my room? Could it be that you... respect me?"
To be continued...
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