Chapter 59
: A big ugly
In the afternoon, Gu Feng received a call from Su Maner, saying that he would take him out for dinner tonight, and it would be Western food.
Gu Feng didn't know the difference between Chinese and Western food at all. The only thing he knew was that no matter what meal it was, it would be a meal. After eating in and out, no matter what meal it was, it would be a bit of ostracism in the end.
For Gu Feng, eating is not an enjoyment, but a need. People must eat to live!
During the Liao Dynasty, Gu Feng's life was not so simple as it was simple, because at that time, he had no right to be picky about food and could eat, and he laughed secretly.
However, the Great Liao is the Great Liao, and modernity is the modern. In a harmonious society, people pay more attention to eating more than eating well!
When Gu Feng was led into a high-end Western restaurant by Su Man'er, he also realized that he could eat in such a luxurious and luxurious place, and in addition to hands and chopsticks, he could also use a knife and fork.
This scene made him feel fresh and strange, but it also made him feel uncomfortable because the bull tongue around his neck made him breathing a little harder.
Gu Feng really didn't want to bring this thing like a hanging rope, but Su Man'er said that you can't enter the door without bringing this thing.
Gu Feng was speechless. He just had a meal, but it wasn't a blind date. As for the reason he was so grand?
In a quiet and elegant environment, beautiful music, dim candlelight, and half-makeup beauty, Gu Feng finally felt that a little good, it tasted like a wedding night.
However, this atmosphere gradually faded with the arrival of Su Maner's three friends, and finally disappeared, and it could even be said to be a frightening frenzy.
Tonight, the protagonist is not Gu Feng and Su Maner, but Xu Yan, who is treating guests, Su Maner’s colleague and friend!
Xu Yan climbed up to the top and would marry the boss of a medicine company soon. This meal was her separation meal with her colleagues, because she would soon resign as a full-time housewife.
"Man'er, look, is the new lv bag I bought beautiful? It's more than two thousand!" Xu Yan wore a red belt and purple body and a beautiful neck. As soon as she came, she showed Su Man's famous brand on her body.
"Uh, it looks good!" Su Man'er responded lightly, but his subordinates quietly stuffed her small bag of ten yuan that he had bought from the street stall and then put it behind her buttocks.
Xu Yan turned around in front of Su Man'er's eyes a few times, pointing at the ones on her body and constantly showing off, fearing that others would not know how strong the smell of copper on her body was.
After showing off for a while, Xu Yan then found a man sitting quietly beside Su Maner. She was already clamoring as if she had discovered a new world, "Hey, who is this?"
"Yes, who is he?" Chen Qingqing, who came with Xu Yan, also asked in agreement. There are usually no men in this kind of scene!
Su Man'er's heart has always been higher than the sky, and no man looks down on him, which makes her sisters think that she has problems with her physiological and psychological problems. However, later she found that she had no mind to men and no sexual interest in women. But now she suddenly brought a man, and she was also a handsome man. How many girls wouldn't be stunned?
"Tsk, it's still necessary to ask. If you can sit with Man'er and sit so close, who else can't be her boyfriend?" Zhao Xiaojing, another colleague of Su Man'er, smiled. After sitting down, he pretended to be angry and beat Su Man'er. "Man'er, you are really unauthorized. You still have your boyfriend hidden and pinched him. Let's worry about you."
"That's right, I'm hiding so tightly, are you afraid that we will rob you or what? Come and introduce it!" Xu Yan said.
Although Su Man'er's face was a little red, she didn't explain it. Explanation is equivalent to concealing it. Concealing it requires a story. The matter between her and Gu Feng cannot be explained in just a few words, so she avoided the important and introduced it ambiguously: "This is Gu Feng, Gu Feng, these are my colleagues and my good sisters, Chen Qingqing, Zhao Xiaojing, and Xu Yan."
"Hello sisters!" Gu Feng called out generously.
The three girls were stunned for a moment and looked at Gu Feng carefully. Then they realized that the person in the suit looked mature and elegant, but in fact, he was very tender when he looked closely!
Maybe she is still a young man! The three girls guessed so boldly and turned to see Su Man'er again, but their eyes were much more complicated and ambiguous, as if they were all amazed at Su Man'er: Oh, sister, you are eating tender grass!
Su Man'er gave them a blank look, but her expression was quite proud. The subtext was self-evident: Although the grass I eat is tender, it is better than you being eaten by old cows!
A colleague and friend of mine for several years, the girls had communicated with each other with just a few eyes, and everything was gone.
Su Man'er has a beautiful and beautiful face, and Gu Feng has majestic and elegant eyebrows. In the eyes of others, whether it is appearance or temperament, this is a pair of golden boys and jade girls made of heaven!
I only envy the mandarin ducks but not the immortals. The three girls felt sore in their hearts because they thought of their one at the same time.
As a colleague and friend, Zhao Xiaojing is proud of her family background and appearance. She dreams of finding a tall, handsome, elegant, rich man to be her boyfriend. Unfortunately, God doesn't follow others' wishes. Over the years, my boyfriend has talked about many things. He is rich, he is not good-looking at all, he doesn't look good at all, he doesn't have a penny, he looks good and rich, he goes to bed tonight, and he will be 88 when he lifts his pants tomorrow morning.
How poor the beauty is, Zhao Xiaojing can only sigh like this.
But the real thing about beauty is Chen Qingqing. She comes from a noble family and has a figure and looks, and she is not inferior to Zhao Xiaojing. However, she married three husbands in three years. One died of car accident, one died of cancer, and the other ran away with another woman. In the end, she was in vain and became the nickname of "Open Girl". Although the man swallowed a lot when he saw her appearance, he always retreated when he remembered her life experience. Now he is about to be in the third year. The best annualization in a woman's life is about to die. Others have already taken care of her husband and children at home, but she is still alone.
However, it’s the most unpleasant thing, that’s Xu Yan. She wants to marry a boss, and she is really old and swollen. Compared with Su Maner’s person... she doesn’t dare to compare with her, otherwise she would be ashamed of not wanting to be a human being!
Bald head, a saggy belly, tetracycline teeth, and soft but not hard, hard but not hard, hard but not hard, and hard but not long, the parts on the body are eliminated and not eliminated. The only thing that can be said is the stinky money, as others said: I am so poor that I really have only money left.
Seeing Su Maner looking at her eyes as proud and even as if she was demonstrative, Xu Yan thought hatefully: Tell me, what's the use of being good? Can you eat for good? No matter how good you look, you are not just a slut! What's the use of being young? Oh, it's really good to be young. You have the capital. You can satisfy you in bed, but when you get out of bed? Don't you have to eat, drink, defecate? Hum, wait, maybe you will be cheated of money and sex in the end!
Gu Feng sat on the same table with four beauties. This kind of beauty is not something that ordinary people can have, but he can't be happy at all, because these four are women who have seen countless people. He originally wanted to pretend to be experienced but couldn't do it, so he could only sit there and pretend to be honest.
Gu Feng's appetite is not greedy, just need to eat, but the four girls in front of him are quite picky about what they eat. After studying the dishes carefully like a man, he finally got angry and became confused, especially Xu Yan.
Lafites in 1982 were very expensive. Xu Yan felt that it would be better to buy a few more LV bags than to have that money, so she ordered a bottle from 2002.
Several girls were squinted when drinking, and Gu Feng was particularly serious. "Sisters, this wine is rotten!"
The girls were shocked, sniffed again, and paid for it again, and shook their heads, "No!"
"It's bad!" Gu Feng said with certainty.
Several women were puzzled. The smart Su Maner saw the clues and asked quietly, "You have never drunk red wine before!"
"I have drunk white and yellow, but I have never drunk the blood that has a bad smell like this!" Gu Feng said honestly.
Su Man'er was slightly cold, but the three girls were so dizzy. Who was she? She had never even drunk red wine. It seemed that their Manman was very rich and had a limited company.
Seeing the disdain in the eyes of the three girls, Su Maner was a little embarrassed and gave him a blank look and said, "This is the taste of red wine. Don't talk nonsense if you don't know."
"Oh!" Gu Feng stopped talking and buried his head in the bowl of borscht.
After a little embarrassed, Su Man'er was very proud again. The demonstration seemed to wink at the several people, as if asking: Is your men as obedient as mine?
The three girls looked at each other and sighed dejectedly again. There was really nothing like this!
However, Su Man'er was not proud for long, and her face became embarrassing again, and it became more and more intense, because in the following time, Gu Feng made many mischiefs!
The napkin was tied into a red scarf, and the beef was ripe. The person who sharpened the knife was obviously lazy. In addition, he had some injuries on his hands. It was as hard as pulling a big saw when cutting it. It took Jiujiu and his strength to cut it. He was about to use a fork, but he didn't expect to miss the last time when he was about to cut it. The cut piece of beef flew out and splashed his body with oil stains. Not only did the beef fall directly between Xu Yanlu's breasts, which was halfway through, and was hidden in the bottomless ditches.
Xu Yan had a very terrifying personality. She liked to scream whenever she had something to do. Now she jumped up and screamed... This meal was so messy that she could only describe it as the word "far" and it made everyone dumbfounded and laughed.
Chapter completed!