Chapter 783 The nth person who dares to eat crabs
The great Mr. Lu Xun once said that the first person to eat crabs is admirable. Who would dare to eat it if he was not a warrior?
The crabs are terrifying in shape, ugly and fierce. The first person to eat crabs does need courage, but no matter who is the first person to eat crabs, Lin Zixuan will never be the last one.
In addition to wanting to go out for a trip, she came to Chaoshan, to a large extent to try her best to eat crabs.
Eat crabs in autumn and dogs in winter, but no one stipulates that crabs cannot be eaten in spring. Even if there is such a saying, Miss Lin will ignore it when she is greedy.
Gu Feng was not as good as eating, drinking and having fun. To be honest, he was actually a very lazy person. If he could sit, he would never stand. If he could lie down, he would never sit down. Even when doing that thing, if the women were willing, he would be willing to lie down below. So the next day after coming to Chaoshan, he just wanted to sleep in the hotel.
Unfortunately, Miss Lin came to smash his door early in the morning and asked him to accompany her to eat crabs.
When I was eating crabs as breakfast in the morning, Gu Feng was very amused and laughed. This woman looked like that when she was in the hospital. She was mature, elegant and dignified from the distance. However, when she left the hospital, she looked like a lioness out of the cage and looked crazy and wild.
Gu Feng was so entangled that he had no choice but to get up to accompany her. When he passed by Yan Xinyue's room, he thought about it and called her again.
Sitting in the "Old Crab Record" sign hall, Lin Zixuan looked at the dazzling array of crabs in the water compartment curiously, and teased them with his fingers from time to time through the glass.
Yan Xinyue seemed a little unhappy and drank tea silently. Gu Feng couldn't help but ask: "Teacher, you are not in good spirits. Are you not used to it when you come here?"
Yan Xinyue shook her head, "I didn't have a good rest last night! I came back at about three in the morning."
"Uh?" Gu Feng was stunned for a moment and asked, "Have those two guys' illnesses repeated again?"
"No, they are fine. I arranged that when they were about to leave, seven or eight trauma patients came to the emergency department, two of which were still seriously disabled. In addition, there were many headaches and fevers in the emergency department, and such a group of people suddenly became messy. The doctors and nurses on duty could not deal with them, and we happened to meet again. At the request of the director, we had to help with the treatment together!"
After hearing this, Lin Zi, who was originally looking at the crabs curiously, turned around and asked anxiously: "Does the trauma patients have flat heads?"
"Yes!" Yan Xinyue nodded and asked in confusion: "How did you know?"
"...I guess!" Lin Zixuan said this and couldn't help but look at Gu Feng!
Gu Feng still had a calm expression, as if he was nothing at all.
After ordering various steamed, fried, stewed, fried, baked, cooked, and stewed crabs, Yan Xinyue went to the bathroom.
"Hey, Gu Feng, how are you talking about those people?" Lin Zixuan took advantage of this opportunity and quickly turned his head to ask.
"Didn't you listen to my teacher just now? Everyone went to the hospital!" Gu Feng said.
"I know I'm going to the hospital, but will anyone die?" Lin Zixuan said worriedly.
"Tsk, I'm just scared now. What have you been doing? When you hit someone with a brick last night, you were so kind!" Gu Feng said disdainfully.
"I'm so angry!" Lin Zixuan was embarrassed, found a step for herself, and glared at Gu Feng and said, "It's all your fault. You know that I was so angry at that time, but you didn't know how to persuade me!"
Didn't I persuade you? If you didn't persuade you, you would have smashed people into meat sauce. Gu Feng felt really depressed. People often said that they couldn't communicate with people like him, and he admitted that he was not very sociable, but now, people who are more unreasonable than him have finally come out.
So he chose to remain silent, bow his head and drink tea.
This action made Lin Zixuan's face turn red again, and she shrank her feet and said, "What are you looking at? Haven't you seen enough last night?"
Gu Feng was so aggrieved that he could swallow the cup into his stomach and die. He just lowered his head and saw when did he look at her feet?
He really regretted it so much now. If he had known this was the case, when he returned to the hotel last night, he would not have carried her to the door of the room, and he shouldn't have gone in when he was delivered to the door of the room. After entering, he shouldn't have gotten on her bed. After getting on her bed, he shouldn't have gotten her... feet rudely and directly cured her...
But when you think about it carefully, her little feet are really beautiful, green and white, small and exquisite, and it is no exaggeration to describe them as three-inch golden lotus.
It would be fine if Lin Zixuan didn't say this. When he talked about this, Gu Feng really stared at her high heels and kept watching. He remembered that he was playing with her calf in someone's hands last night... No, it should be the scene of massage. His face turned redder and his voice lowered, "Thank you very much last night!"
"You are so polite now!" Gu Feng replied lukewarmly, "Don't you think about it, how cruel it was when you pinch me and scold me last night."
In order to make her get better quickly, Gu Feng could only forcefully use massage and silver needle to slap the blood in her ankles to disperse the blood stasis between her ankles. The process was naturally more painful and bitter than the first time for a girl. Lin Zixuan naturally pinched, pinched, beat and scolded.
"You still blame me, who made me so hurt!" Lin Zixuan said loudly.
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone was shocked and turned to look at these two people.
I found that the woman was beautiful and the man was strong. It was indeed a pair of dogs, men and women with talented women. It was a bit more intense.
However, the uncle at the table next to him felt a pity when he looked at Lin Zixuan. He didn't know how to be polite to the beauty. Why don't you look for me? I'm very gentle!
Lin Zixuan also realized that he was a little reckless and lewd, and how could he dare to say anything else. He glared at Gu Feng with a blushing face, lowered his head and used a teacup to block his embarrassment.
Gu Feng looked at those envious and blameless eyes and kept complaining in his heart, who had messed up, who had messed up, who had messed up, who had messed up, who had messed up!
Yan Xinyue, who came back from washing her hands, just heard the last two sentences. Originally, even if these two people really hooked up and became raped, they wouldn't have any trouble with her, but for some reason, she suddenly felt a burst of anger, and her face sank down, and she returned to her position in a quiet voice.
Gu Feng didn't feel anything unusual at first. Anyway, Yan Xinyue was very cold, so she couldn't rest well and was in a bad spirit. She was even more willing to be cold and frosty.
"Teacher, please drink more tea. This chrysanthemum tea has the effects of enhancing qi and nourishing the spirit, dispersing wind and clearing heat, clearing the liver and improving eyesight, and detoxifying and anti-inflammatory!" Gu Feng kindly gave her the tea.
Yan Xinyue felt angry and had a fire in her forehead, and she rushed out, "My chrysanthemum is so good, you don't need to worry about it!"
As soon as this said, everyone clattered again, and was so tender that the outside was burned by the thunder.
Yan Xinyue saw that everyone was so shocked that her chin was about to fall off, so she woke up and woke up and shouted, "I mean I'm in good spirits!"
Gu Feng was depressed and thought to himself, why did I mess with you? He took gun medicine early in the morning.
After saying this a few words without salt and taste, the main course is about to be served because the side dishes have already started to be served, fried peanuts, and sweet and sour radish.
Yan Xinyue was still angry, and found that others always looked at her strangely and felt embarrassed. So she took the chopsticks, picked up peanuts, put them in her mouth and chewed them. Lin Zixuan was in a state of being half a dozen, so she followed suit.
"That..." Gu Feng opened his mouth and saw the vicious gazes of the two of them ejaculated at the same time, so he had to close his mouth.
After repeated recurrence, Gu Feng still couldn't help it, "Can you stop eating peanuts?"
"We eat ours, what's wrong with you?" Lin Zixuan gave him a blank look, and danced the chopsticks more vigorously, and handed them to his mouth with peanuts incredibly accurate.
"Dogs use rats to meddle in other people's business!" Yan Xinyue actually spoke with Lin Zixuan.
Gu Feng was extremely depressed, so he had to stop making a sound and drink tea.
After a plate of peanuts was quickly resolved by two women, the main course finally came. In addition to various crabs, there were also various river foods, such as eels and bitter wheat vegetables, fried loaches with eggs and elixirs, and steamed local Tangzi.
Looking at these dishes, Gu Feng frowned even more. It was not because he felt sorry for his wallet. He didn't bring his wallet at all today, but because the dishes ordered by the two women were really messy.
"That..." Gu Feng opened his mouth again, and when he saw the two women shooting arrow-like eyes at him, he couldn't help but feel a little annoyed: "Can you let me finish your words?"
"Hmph!" The two women groaned at the same time and continued to fight hard. The meaning was clear. You said yours, we ate ours. You said whatever you like, and we didn't have the ears to listen to you anyway.
However, after listening to a few words, the two women were stunned. One was biting the crab claw in his mouth and the other was holding an egg and a loach.
"... Crabs are cold in nature and salty in taste, which can help dampness and reduce yellowing, improve limb joints, nourish liver and yin, and fill gastric juice. But what about peanut kernels? They are sweet and flat in nature and taste, and have a fat content of up to 45%. When greasy foods encounter raw and cold crabs, they are very likely to cause diarrhea, especially for people with weak stomachs. Be more cautious and cannot eat at the same time!"
Yan Xinyue was frightened, but her stomach has never been very good.
Although Lin Zixuan was greedy, she was also scared. She hurriedly vomited crab claws and asked, "Are you true or false?"
Gu Feng ignored her and continued: "Loaches are sweet and non-toxic. They can warm the middle and nourish qi, treat thirst and drink water, and they cannot afford to deal with yang. Their nature is warm and tonic, while crabs are cold and profitable. The functions of the two are completely opposite. Eating them together can easily cause poisoning reactions!"
"Ah, cough." Yan Xinyue quickly spit out the food in her mouth and rinsed her mouth with clean water.
Lin Zixuan was also stunned. She didn't know what to do, but she ate a lot of peanuts!
Both women only know that crabs are delicious, but they don’t know that there are so many taboos in it!
Yan Xinyue said angrily: "Since you knew it, why didn't you say it earlier?"
"I want to say it, but are you willing to let me say it?" Gu Feng replied in a muffled voice.
"Sir, please tell me, what can you do? Can crabs be eaten with? "A voice sound next to me.
Gu Feng didn't go to see who it was, and replied: "Apart from these two things, crabs cannot be mixed together with sweet potatoes, pumpkins, melons, honey, oranges, pomegranates, red stalks, snails, celery, seeds, rabbit meat..."
"Sir, wait, say slower, say slower! I can't remember!" The person who asked just now shouted anxiously. Gu Feng turned around and found that a fat man was sweating heavily in his head with a sketchbook, while the people in the entire restaurant were listening carefully to his "preaching scriptures"!
When the fat man saw Gu Feng stop, he quickly came up and smiled and said, "Sorry, my surname is Zhu, and I am the boss here. If this gentleman can come to my shop with his friends, I must also know that the signature dish here is crab. Although the craftsmanship is passed down from ancestors, I only know how to make it. I don't know which of them cannot be matched. Sir, please slow down and I will write it down. I will give you a meal to avoid your orders!"
If there is something to eat for free, it is naturally the best. Gu Feng was talking nonsense, and after that, he picked up the crab and bitten it. However, the two women could only stare at each other. They ate peanuts and loaches, so how could they dare to eat crabs again?
Chapter completed!