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Chapter 191: Mathematicians talk about women

After all, at the annual meeting of the Mathematics Society, Liu Meng and Du Yi were verbally fighting each other. The two people who had already attracted everyone's attention were flipping with guns and sticks. Although they both had tacit understanding and kept a polite smile on the ground, the annual meeting was attended by a group of people with high IQ.

These people are sometimes like idiots, sometimes they are scary. When the two find that they are being paid attention to by others, their expressions on their faces are more friendly, their smiles are brighter, but their eyes are very cold, and they want to pounce on them and bite them.

Discovered being noticed and separated quickly.

In the afternoon, each branch venue was divided into explanations in the mathematical logic sub-venue. This mathematical annual meeting was divided into five branch venues. Each person only had fifteen minutes to explain his own results. The time was very short. In the original sub-venue, it was difficult for young people with low qualifications to attract everyone to listen to the explanations.

The sub-venues are not divided into specific seats. The experts who attend the conference will walk around according to their interests and go wherever they want to listen to the topic. Naturally, famous mathematicians can attract more attention.

Liu Meng's achievements were, as Hou Zhen wanted to cover up the truth, and the new and old hatreds between Kong Jidao and Hou Zhen, and between Liu Meng and Du Yi, aroused everyone's curiosity, and they came to see the excitement, which was as lively as the main venue, which was indeed a bit beyond Liu Meng's expectations.

When it was time for his explanation, Liu Meng walked to the front stage and began to explain with a smile.

Good afternoon, everyone. Let me introduce the research results, the Sitapan conjecture, the proof of the intensity of the Ramsey two-staining theorem, and the Ramsey two-staining theorem. This is a very interesting problem in combination mathematics. The problem to be solved is: to find such a smallest number n, so that there must be k and identities among n individuals or l and les .

It's a bit similar to saying that the relationship between four people can connect everyone on the entire earth. But this is a special case of Ramsey's two-staining theorem.

In the past, the research ideas of this proof issue usually start from mathematical reasoning to study the internal reasoning relationship between many mathematical principles, so as to find the smallest basic numbers to achieve the purpose of proof.

However, this method is too difficult to describe in mathematical language. It is difficult to solve the exhaustive problem in wireless mathematics, and it is once in a dilemma of thinking.

I have always liked the wind, just like a woman, the breeze blows on my face, just like a woman's hand gently caressing it, feeling that tenderness. Of course, an angry woman is like a storm usually followed by a heavy rain after a strong wind. The tornado has great energy and can destroy the body of steel.

Whether it is the wind or the temperament of a woman, it is very elusive. You will never know the speed of the wind at the next moment. Similarly, you will never guess a woman’s thoughts at the next moment. These are typical random variables, and they cannot obtain the exact results of the next moment with rigorous rational analysis. However, the random variables can determine the distribution law of energy through power spectral density analysis.

Haha. If you always feel that you don’t understand women, you can do the same analysis method and you will get some interesting conclusions.

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Fifteen minutes are very short. Liu Meng's PPT is very simple and has a unique explanation of ideas. Starting from the problems encountered in daily life, using women to metaphors for random variables to arouse everyone's interest. This is also the suggestion given by Kong Jidao. He has another identity. He is the well-known "Old Master" on the BBS Emotional Edition of Bingcheng University of Technology. He often publishes topics about love and women.

I once told Liu Meng that the classic chess love theory was very classic. When Liu Meng revised the PPT this time, the old problem was made again, and he directly linked the idea of ​​solving the Sitapan conjecture with women. It was really interesting. Of course, Liu Meng added it from this idea.

I have to say that the results of this explanation are so popular with the Chinese mathematical experts. They all listen with relish. These guys belong to the theoretical school and would rather spend a lot of time studying women's models than actually buy a bouquet of flowers or have a romantic candlelight dinner to please women.

Too proud and like to hold airs too much, otherwise there would not be many old bachelors playing math. Even though they know that girls have a good impression of them, they are unwilling to take any action.

After finishing the lecture in fifteen minutes, I couldn't even listen to it. The experts applauded enthusiastically. Kong Jidao ran over at some point. He looked at Liu Meng with a smile, applauding harder than anyone else, as if he was explaining it himself. Originally, it was his creativity, so they naturally prospered.

"Young people, this is a math annual meeting, not a "Zhiyin" or a female magazine, not a person who allows you to analyze women's psychological activities."

When the mathematical experts were talking in a vague way after listening to it, Professor Hou Zhen, the chairman of the conference like a guardian, appeared with a pale face. He was originally introducing his achievements in a branch venue, but there was no one in the venue except his students.

I stopped angrily halfway through the talk. There was no audience, and I was talking nonsense. After asking, I found out that everyone had already run to the mathematical logic branch venue. Then I came over with anger. I was completely stolen by this young man. Naturally, I had to pick up the bones in Liu Meng's egg and make trouble for me.

Kong Jidao saw that Hou Zhen was noisy like a fly, and he looked angry. Anyway, the two of them didn't look at each other and didn't have to give him face. He immediately choked: "What a joke. It's not a woman. The explanation at the annual meeting cannot be said to be a woman. Without a woman, how could you be Hou Zhen? You didn't jump out of the crack of the stone."

When Hou Zhen saw his old enemy, he knew that he would not be able to get anything he said. He snorted and refused to speak. Du Yi, who was following him, stood up for the teacher and shouted: "A math scum who knew how to deceive girls actually explained this dirty theory shamelessly in public. I heard that a professor in the Department of Mathematics at Bingcheng University of Technology likes to publish some bullshit theories about children's love on the BBS emotional version. It's really a nest of snakes and rats. There are students like the kind of teachers."

Du Yi and Zheng Wen and Gu Pan are both familiar with each other. They naturally know Teacher Kong Jidao's habit during chatting. Not only did he know, but some of Kong Jidao's old friends know that every time he writes something funny, they still rush to read it and take a look.

In fact, mathematicians who have always been rigid and rigorous have some emotional bad taste in private, so only when Liu Meng explained like this can everyone listen with relish. No one thinks it is inappropriate. Instead, they think Du Yi and Hou Zhen are too nitpicking and pretending to be saints. Annual meetings are just gathering together, talking nonsense, and having fun.

Research on weekdays is boring and monotonous enough. Once a year or a day of annual meetings, it is just about communicating with each other. Why be so serious!

"What a guardian! I always think that private life has nothing to do with the achievements made. Today you have to talk about it. I want to ask you Du Yi, even though you know that a girl has a boyfriend, the agency has tried to force her to get engaged. What's the reason?"

"Why do you think about Professor Hou Zhen University, I believe no one doesn't know that your second wife is two years younger than your daughter, and she is your student. She is really amazing. She guides students in how to do research and write papers, and actually guides them on the bed. Could it be that teaching in bed is more effective?"

After thinking about Du Yi, everyone understood it roughly, but it was much more bloody about Hou Zhen’s gossip and absurd history. Everyone knew it. Everyone despises him in private, but they didn’t expect Liu Meng to tell him in person.

Du Yi's face turned bloody and was exposed by Liu Meng in public. How can he survive in the math industry in the future? It's too embarrassing, just like an eunuch being pulled off his pants in person.

Hou Zhen has always been quite thick-skinned. He knows that everyone is talking about his unbearable history in private, but no one has ever told this in person. He married a female student born in the 1980s and soon gave birth to a son. He and his ex-wife have two daughters, one of whom is born in the 1970s and the other is born in the 1990s. For a while, he was very happy to say to his friends proudly, "Look at our family, the 1970s, the 1980s, the 1990s, and the 190s and 190s are all!

Because no one listened to his explanation, he was so angry that he forgot about his monkey hair and said that others were monsters. He really couldn't steal the chicken and was full of sex, and hated him so much that he hated Kong Jidao's disciple.

It would be boring to stay any longer. I angrily said, "Sensationalism, flashy."

I left with a few students and was unwilling to continue staying in the venue, so I left directly.

The topics at this math annual meeting were enough for a group of mathematicians who had extremely boring life to talk for a year. Such rich materials are undoubtedly a very important gossip news in the mathematics community. At present, experts who are familiar with each other drink tea and drink tea like nothing is wrong. There is no need to leave Hou Zhen in anger.

Those who do mathematics are not the most awesome people in the universe. What's the point of pretending to be a good person? This is a special group that ordinary people cannot imagine.

Kong Jidao gave Liu Meng a thumbs up and said with a smile: "You kid's words are so sharp that he actually said that to his face. This old kid is going crazy this time. I have long been disgusted with him, hahahaha..."

Kong Jidao smiled very happily.

Then he remembered something and asked in a low voice: "What's going on with Du Yi's engagement? Is it with Gu Pan? How is this possible? This girl ran away from home? No wonder she looked a little weird when she came here last time."

Liu Meng sighed and told the matter roughly. Kong Jidao looked slightly solemn and patted Liu Meng on the shoulder.
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