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Chapter 21 I don't usually laugh, unless I can't help it

William quickly finished the song with the melody of "Two Tigers".

Everyone sang in a mess, Hufflepuff's direction, and even some people hummed the melody of "Intner Hell".

William almost thought he was a comrade in the international organization that invaded the enemy!

After everyone finished, only the Weasley brothers continued to sing along with the slow melody of "Wedding March".

Dumbledore used his wand to direct the last few bars for them, and when they finished singing, his applause was loudest.

"It's time to give the wizards of Hogwarts a piece of brainwashing song of the Celestial Empire." William sighed silently.

In this way, when everyone sings in the future, they will not be confused and there will always be one melody in their ears.

For example, "Mingtian" and "Shoulder Shaking Dance"...

Dumbledore didn't know William's plan yet. He was wiping his eyes with his hands, not knowing whether it was a touching tears or some kind of solid impurity commonly known as vulgar.

"This melody is really wonderful." Dumbledore seemed to be recalling some kind of happiness. William suspected that he remembered his first love.

Dumbledore may have thought of using this song at his wedding!

Dumbledore talked for ten minutes, praised the principal of Hogwarts who wrote the school song, and called her the strongest lyricist ever.

It was amid Professor McGonagall's constant coughing that he reluctantly ended the dinner.

Lavenclaw's first-year student followed Chief Robert Hilliard, through the noisy crowd and walked out of the restaurant.

There was another noise coming from the distance, and the sound came from the Gryffindor's dining table.

Percy waved his arms like crazy and shouted: "I'm going to kill you!"

William had never seen Percy so angry, he had always paid great attention to his image.

George hid behind Lee Jordan and said aggrievedly: "Why are you yelling so loudly?"

Percy gritted his teeth and said, "Answer! Why are the answers to so many people's summer homework exactly the same as mine?"

Fred avoided the smashed shoes and whispered: "How do we know... Maybe, this assignment is very difficult?"

William suddenly realized that the answer to the fourth grade summer homework came from Percy.

Percy was not aware of it. He had just answered the answer in a show-off manner before he learned about this sudden and shocking news!

It is obvious that the twin brothers stole Percy's answer during the summer vacation and copied it out and sold it for money!

The most annoying thing is that Percy didn't get a Nate.

"I'll kill you!" Percy threw out Wood's other shoe.

George took out a stick from somewhere, and pulled his shoes away vigorously like playing a roaming ball.

It turns out that when eating, you must not take off your shoes secretly, otherwise you will die miserably!

For example, Wood... He was eating a box of pudding, admiring the farce in front of him with a happy look on his face.

Wood applauded excitedly, "Beautiful blow!"

He commented as a professional: "There are accuracy and strength, and the timing is also very good.

George, you definitely have the strength to join the school team. It seems that Charlie has trained you a lot during the summer vacation!

Hurry up and participate in the team selection next week. With you brothers here, we will easily win the Quidditch Cup this year..."

etc……

These shoes,

Why do you look so familiar?

"Where are my shoes?!" Wood stood on a chair wearing sexy pink socks, with the avatar of the famous witch singer Setina Warbeck printed on it.

He shouted, "Stop fighting, stop fighting, that's a limited edition flying shoes, with Aidan Linzi's autograph on it!"

Aidan Linzi is a chaser of the Irish Quidditch national team and one of Wood's favorite players.

But no matter how Wood roared, it was useless. The shoes steadily drew a graceful arc and smashed straight towards the host's seat.

Snape pursed his lips and was listening to Dumbledore's talk about the charm of rock with impatient expression.

In a trance, the shoes fell from the sky and were still filled with a strong smell.

The smell... was so sour and Snape almost fainted.

According to the trajectory, the shoes will definitely hit him.

Snape quickly took out his wand, and the spell of muscle instinct should be "splitting".

But he did not use it, but waved it gently, and the shoes changed their trajectory and rushed towards Professor Tywin not far away at a faster speed.

Professor Snape curled his lips and smiled contemptuously. He took a slightly fancy move and inserted his wand back into his wide wizard robe.

Snape looked at Dumbledore and asked lazily: "Where are you talking about it, keep going?"

The whole process was done in one go, and even his greasy black hair was not moving at all.

If it were an ordinary wizard, he would probably be hit by his shoes, but Professor Tywin fully proved how terrible it is to add agile wizards.

At the moment when he couldn't let him go, he actually turned his head, rubbed his blond hair and squirted towards Hagrid further away.

Hagrid was rushing to hold up his pink umbrella.

The small umbrella looks worn and sexy, but unexpectedly it is full of elasticity. The shoes hit the umbrella surface, squeezed out a noticeable dent, and shot it back directly at a faster speed.

Hogwarts Ninjutsu Amatsu Hager rebounds!

Bang!

The shoes were rubbed against Professor Tywin's nose, and he sniffed deeply, almost spitting out the overnight meal.

Fortunately, he was in danger and his nose was not big enough that he did not become the first professor in Hogwarts to have his nose broken by a shoe.

Although the title of almost being fumed to death is not very nice.

Tywin now understands the profound meaning of the sentence "The position of Professor of Dark Magic Defense is cursed."

I won’t say anything, get a one-year salary, and I will definitely leave next year!

The shoes did not hit Professor Tywin, and continued to rush towards Snape at a speed of 180 miles.

Fortunately, the shoes didn't hit him.

Unfortunately, the shoes fell into the bowl on the table.

A large amount of milky white viscous liquid mixed with some pungent smell burst out, splashing Snape's face...pure milk!

Dumbledore took off his half-moon glasses and wiped his turbid old eyes, as if he had seen nothing just now.

Professor McGonagall took a deep breath and announced loudly before Snape broke out: "Percy Weasley, George Weasley and Fred Weasley, playing in the restaurant, Gryffindor deducted 30 points!"

Playing?

It was obviously a gathering of people to fight, intending to murder the professor!

(Tywin: "They should go into Azkaban, especially Oliver Wood! Let the dementor give it a stinky foot kiss!"

Snape's face turned pale. He originally wanted to deduct 300 points, but Professor McGonagall had already spoken, so he had to remain silent!

but,

It doesn't mean he will take this breath!

Have the ability,

Don't take my potion class!

Dumbledore's smile appeared on his lips and he gave Professor McGonagall a thumbs up.

McGonagall's wit is still commendable. It's just the beginning of the semester. Is it really a 300-point college cup?

Snape's dead fish eyes stared at Dumbledore like a poisonous snake.

The old man's smile disappeared instantly, and he continued to wipe his glasses expressionlessly, and smacked his mouth: "Ah, it's so unlucky, it's Bibidoweidou, the earwax smells!

Haagen-Dazs was delicious, so Anne gave me a few boxes, and didn't know how to give me more... She also asked me to take care of her brother William, and he would be grateful if he didn't bully others.

Ah, before going to bed, I must have another bowl of Haagen-Dazs…”

Snape looked at Professor McGonagall again.

Professor McGonagall stood up in a hurry. She didn't even dare to look at Snape's eyes. She straightened her face and walked down the guest table toward Gryffindor's dining table.

You can't laugh! If you laugh out loud now, you will definitely be killed by Snape!

But,

It's really uncomfortable to endure.

Professor McGonagall pursed his lips tightly, his hands trembled, and he pinched his thighs, not daring to let himself show any abnormality.

Dumbledore is still amazing!

Professor McGonagall sighed.

So close to Snape, he can still control and release freely...has he been professionally trained?

I'm Wood's delimiter

Wood: Dear wizards, if you don’t vote for recommendation, I will use bio-chemical weapons and smelly shoes to warn you on behalf of Hogwarts!
Chapter completed!
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