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Chapter 99 Hagrid, you are such a beast!

In the first lesson, Professor Moody showed everyone the unforgivable curse in all aspects.

In 1717, the three major curses were designated as unforgivable curses by the Ministry of Magic, and have a history of more than two hundred years.

They are a taboo-like existence in the hearts of all wizards, like some dark vortex that attracts everyone to explore and deepen.

Mysterious and scary.

Therefore, many students were very excited and stared at Professor Moody obsessedly. They seemed to be watching a young beauty and wished they could accept his special training at night.

At least William's roommate, Bralit and Marcos, all have such complex expressions.

When they thought of the time cycle, the two of them had slept in the same bed for several years... The special training must be fake, and the possibility of fencing is a little higher.

Of course, Professor Moody is very knowledgeable, but one thing is undeniable: what he teaches is exclusively for Auror training and is completely beyond the scope of the little wizards.

At least the O.W.Ls exam is not required, only the Death Eater entrance exam and the Azka class jail guide can be obtained.

This is equivalent to the college entrance examination next year. The teacher has said a lot to you, Balabara, and the core idea is only one thing:

You are all just test-workers. This won’t work and is useless.

Then, I took you to study the universe computer. In the end, I made money and my head was bald, but it had nothing to do with the exam or the certificate.

Not many students have realized this, and everyone is addicted to the unforgivable mantra and cannot extricate themselves.

It seems that as long as you learn how to deal with it, you can punch Voldemort and kick Tom tomorrow.

From a certain perspective, this fifth-grade student will definitely be cheated by Moody. In other words, he will be cheated by the principal.

Hegel is just as unreliable as Moody. During lunch, William listened to Hermione's complaint.

"Those fried tail snails are small now, once Hagrid figures out what they like to eat, they will suddenly become six feet long."

Hermione looked at William with expectant eyes, and she lowered her voice:

"The wisest thing to do is to kill the tail snails in the cradle before they attack us.

You don't want to see another group of eight-eyed giant spiders, right?"

William took a bite of the lamb chop. Is the eight-eyed giant spider bad?

Not only is it full of treasures, but the meat is delicious, it is also an important source of income for William and others.

Of course he didn't say this. He pondered for a moment and said, "What do you mean... let me secretly kill those snails in the middle of the night?"

"No? I can go with you!"

A firm look flashed in Hermione's eyes, as if she wanted to eliminate the danger in the bud.

Her long-term vision is not wrong. The Eight-Eyed Giant Spider was a little bit small back then, but after fifty years of development, it has become what scale.

"We both stayed at twelve o'clock in the house where we asked, and sneaked out." Hermione suggested. "It won't be discovered."

"But... Is the tailblade that ugly? You thought Louwei was good-looking before." William hesitated.

If it is not necessary, he really doesn't want to kill Hagrid's cute little. Of course, Fire Dragon Norber is an exception.

"Ugly... even ugly than a little black robe." Hermione picked up William's cup and drank a sip of black tea, suppressing her shock.

"And it's very dangerous and disgusting... You just haven't seen them before, and after seeing them, you will definitely want to kill them!"

“…”

"This is not possible. Hagrid can cultivate the first batch, and it can cultivate the second batch." William shook his head.

"If you want to stop Hagrid, you have to kill the human head, sparrow, scorpion, and fire crab first. The fried tail snails are used to cross them."

"The human-headed, sprites, scorpion-tailed beast is so dangerous that it must have been hidden in the forbidden forest by Hagrid."

He leaned into William's ear and said, "The Fire Kiss must know where it is, let's go and ask her."

"..." Has Hermione considered this?

In fact, after knowing Hermione for so many years, William discovered one thing: she is always right.

During the Fantastic Animal Protection Class on Friday, when William saw the first time he saw the snail, he suddenly felt physical and psychological discomfort as Hermione said.

Qiu was talking to him about the deliciousness of boiled conch, and he also covered his mouth and shouted: "It's so disgusting!"

Ilois screamed, jumped back a few steps, and immediately moved away from the snails.

Those fried tail snails have unique appearance, like big lobsters that have been deformed and have been shelled, white, gray, sticky, and look very terrible.

Many feet stretched out in a row, and they couldn't see where their heads were.

The tail snails are placed in boxes, and there are about one hundred pieces in each box, about eight inches long, stacked together and crawling around.

They slammed into the wall of the box in a dizzy way, and also emitted a very strong smell of smelly fish and rotten shrimps.

William restrained himself and did not take the wand, and burned them all in a fire.

This is what Hagrid said... It's cute, can you masturbate?

William has really lowered the standards. He outlined and imagined the tail snails based on the appearance of Lou William and the eight-eyed giant spider.

But these ugly things in front of you... are completely challenging the physiological limits of the wizard.

No wonder William mentioned Mrs. Maxim, and Hager looked down upon her and didn't want to know her.

Hagrid's aesthetic is different from that of normal people, and she cannot appreciate beauty like Maxim.

"It has been hatched for a few days. Look at these little cuties, they are so many pieces." Hagrid's face was full of pride.

"You can raise them yourself! Enjoy that kind of parental happiness."

Everyone showed disgusting expressions, especially the girls.

In order to lose weight for Bobo Tea, William often gave it snacks. He ran to the female students to act cute.

The girls all knew William's cat, so they rubbed Bobocha's head and said it was his mother, and William was his father.

But Bobocha is obviously different from the fried tail snail. They all glared at Hagrid and almost rushed up to beat him up.

Who has such an ugly child?

Sure enough, this cloud breeding also depends on the appearance of the pet.

"We just feed them today, you're going to try to feed them a few different things," Haeger said.

"The third-grade students have figured out that they don't like eating ant eggs and frog liver... This time we change the taste..."

But the students were rushing to get an ant egg and frog liver, as if they were about to starve to death the tail snails.

William searched for a long time but couldn't find where the mouth of the snail was.

Finally, they were found to eat and excrete, in the same place.

There is basically no feces from the fried tail snails in the wooden box.

As long as one fried tail snail "spouts" the poop, a group of fried tail snails rushed up and frantically grabbed the poop and ate it.

And they screamed, fighting each other, as if they were grabbing some delicious food.

Yaya was anxiously watching, growling lowly, as if she was going to taste the salty taste.

William immediately remembered the capybara.

Capybara's feces are particularly delicious and nutritious, and many animals like to eat them.

Moreover, capybara feces have high protein, about 15% of the crude protein.

Slightly lower than beef.

Moreover, when the food enters the stomach and ferments slightly, it will become more delicious.

Therefore, some jaguars do not eat capybara and just wait to eat their feces.

After all, there is still a difference between saturation and fullness.

Unexpectedly, the feces from the fried tail snails can be eaten.

It seems to be eating, but it is actually cooking.

Fried tail snails can not only cook, but also have a rich attack method.

From time to time, the tail will shoot out some sparks, and with a slight sound, the tail snail will push forward a few inches.

William seemed to have seen the birth of a perpetual motion machine.

The tail of the snail will explode and the body will push forward. If you are hungry, give it food. Anyway, you will vomit and eat it.

But it was also very dangerous. After more than ten minutes, McLagan suddenly screamed.

"Its tail exploded and it hurts me!"

McLagan said angrily, showing Hagrid a burned piece on his hand.

"You go and grab its feces, of course you will be attacked!" Hagrid said loudly. "Don't eat those feces! It's not a chocolate frog!"

McLagan's face turned red. "I didn't eat it, I just wanted to pick it up and take a look!"

But no one believed him.

William, who was taking Hermione to give the task, approached Hagrid and asked in a low voice.

"Hagir, where have you placed the human-headed, spritz-tailed beast?"

"Resting in a cave in the Forbidden Forest." Haig stroked her messy beard and said with a smile:

"Elie is so tired during this period. I used 60 fire crabs to get her pregnant... One mother and seven babies... it's so hard."

“…”

Sixty live crabs, one human head, sprites, scorpion tailed beast?

Hagrid, you are such a beast!

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