Chapter 99 Voldemort Pulls the Weeping Willow(1/2)
A low noise, like thunder in the distance.
Then there were the chaotic footsteps and the students chatted and laughed happily after having enough food and meals.
The little wizards pushed and squeezed, rushing into the aisle from both ends, but soon stopped moving forward.
A scent of a strong enough to reach a lethal portion spread throughout the floor.
“What does it taste?”
"It smells so smelly!"
"It's so eye-catching!"
Everyone was talking about it, Qiu, who had already made measures, knew what was going on, but he still shouted in confusion:
"Who is eating snail noodles?!"
William glanced at her with a little look. Are you too dark?
Sure enough, a student immediately asked curiously.
“What is snail lion powder?”
“Is it delicious?”
"A traditional delicacy from the Eastern continent." Qiu didn't know what deep hatred he had, so he continued to "Amway" and said:
"It smells fragrant and tastes even more fragrant. You can smell the fragrance half a mile. I'll give it to your house and you can try it next time."
Everyone agreed and insisted on trying this top-quality delicacy.
William was also speechless. This smell... You can also discuss food with relish?
However, we can't blame Qiu for deliberately making fun of him, because there is a reason for this.
During the summer vacation, she ate snail lion powder at the Akali Mysterious Store.
After she finished soaking, the customers in the whole room disappeared... When she ate half of the food, half of the customers in Diagon Alley were nothing.
The whole street was so desolate that it seemed like the Death Eaters invaded.
The old man Olivand next door also came over to ask if the toilet in their store was blown up?
The most disgusting thing is William's bobo tea.
Qiu went out to explain, and when she came back, she saw Bobo tea steak pulling its cat litter and putting it into a bowl of snail lion powder.
The action was like burying feces for it on its own.
Qiu still remembers Bobocha's disgusting eyes now, and seems to be shocked. She actually ate poop!
Disgusting!
Although it is not very lethal, it is extremely insulting.
Since then, Qiu has become firm snail pink black.
"But why do I feel like the septic tank exploded?" someone finally questioned.
"Yes, it's a very familiar taste."
Some people say they are familiar with each other, so there is no need to ask, this must be a student in the sixth grade or above.
When they were in their first grade, they experienced such a terrible septic tank explosion.
The protagonist Hufflepuff's Shabby has lost the right to choose a partner for six years and has not found a boyfriend yet.
Even if I take a step back, I feel wronged in my sexual orientation and find a girlfriend... I can't find it at all.
"What happened?"
Under the leadership of Myrtle, Felch came over.
Mrs. Loris and Miss Alice both followed him, but halfway through, they sneeze a few times and ran away.
Felch also covered his nose and shouted to the bathroom:
"Listen to the people inside, you're surrounded.
If you use a toilet to blow up, this behavior has seriously affected the food, clothing, daily life of Hogwarts teachers and students.
This administrator hereby formally warns Professor Umbridge to hand over the toilet and release the hostages.
This is your only way out!”
But no one replied.
"Go away from it, what's going on?" Malfoy pushed several freshmen and walked over arrogantly.
He was also followed by Gole and Crab.
"I am the chief, so hurry up and go back to sleep! Malfoy looked Percy's manner and said arrogantly: "Otherwise I will lose points..."
"Ahhhh!" He covered his eyes and nose. "What's so smelly?!"
"There is something good, it's inside." Myrtle laughed. "It's baby, you can get it by pushing the door open!"
Malfoy covered his nose and walked over with a brave man.
He remembered that three years ago, there was a message from the secret room and the attacked Felch appeared here.
Maybe, this time the secret room was opened again?
The smell...is it a test for Slytherin?
Malfoy's mind became hot and approached the bathroom and signaled Gower to kick the door open.
When Gao Er stepped down, the door was very strong and motionless.
"You two of you collided together!" Malfoy ordered again.
Gole and Crab looked at each other and hit the wooden door.
Bang bang bang bang!
After repeated for more than a dozen times, the door panel finally couldn't hold on and was directly knocked open.
In an instant, a large amount of sewage gushed out.
Malfoy ran away, but was hit into the water by endless rush, and a splash of water suddenly bloomed.
He took several sips of delicious water and shouted, "I can't swim... Save me... hurry up..."
But the students all ran away from the waters mixed with obvious excrement.
William waved his wand and erected a protective barrier in front of everyone, and the water level line slowly lowered.
I saw Umbridge swimming in a very standard breaststroke posture.
Occasionally, I can use freestyle and dog paddles... I feel so uncomfortable.
If Hogwarts hosts a faculty and staff swimming championship, Umbridge will definitely compete with Dumbledore for the championship.
Hey, why do you feel the water level has lowered?
When she looked up, she found hundreds of students surrounding her, staring at her.
Shocked...fear...admiration...emotional.
No... that boy, your eyes are filled with envy, sure it is serious!
She also saw Colin Clivi of Gryffindor, taking a camera there.
Like taking pictures, right?
Interested in taking pictures, aren't you?
OK, find a chance, let’s take a photo alone!
Umbridge didn't think much, and quickly tilted his head and pretended to faint.
What should I do if I don’t feel dizzy at this time? Should I just stand up and walk to my office as if no one else was around?
Umbridge is a decent person and wants this face!
Qiu, who was full of bad water, said "concerned":
"Professor Umbridge seems to be choking. Who will give her artificial respiration? Otherwise, she will be out of reach."
Hearing her words, the students retreated faster.
Stop teasing, Umbridge's body is pickled and tasted... Who dares to breathe artificially?
It just doesn't pickle and taste... no one is willing to breathe artificially on her!
If you can’t even be brave enough to do justice, that’s called self-harm!
"Malfoy, aren't you a senior? Quickly carry forward your style and teach Umbridge artificial respiration." Qiu was morally kidnapped again.
But Malfoy couldn't help but vomit, especially after just taking several large mouthfuls.
Dumbledore arrived at the scene, followed by many other teachers.
Everyone looked at Professor McGonagall. To be honest, she was quite suspicious.
To be continued...