132. The Wayward Mimi Eyes
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He shouted: "The person who comes is a common name!"
The colorful knight was roared by him and actually fell down from the horse.
The soldiers in Xuzhou City were shocked and exclaimed: "General Sun Xunzhen is so powerful. You can knock the enemy general down with a roar. What kind of military skills is this?"
I was so dizzy. This is a no-brain skill. He was the one who was dismissed by himself. Sun Yu slowly leaned over and saw the middle-aged female knight crying bitterly. When she saw Sun Yu coming, she hugged Sun Yu's thigh and cried, "Is it from Xuzhou City? Take me to see Lord Tao Qian. I am Bian Rang, the prefect of Jiujiang. I have been fooled by Cao Cao!"
He was shocked. Wasn't this the reinforcements sent by Tao Qian to invite? Why did someone come here? It was still colorful? He quickly helped Bian Ren and asked the soldiers to support him to the conference hall.
While walking, he cried and told the matter. It turned out that after receiving Tao Qian's request for help, he lit up five thousand troops to Xuzhou. However, he was defeated by Cao Cao's bloodthirsty loli Xiahou Dun and captured her alive. Cao Cao did not kill her, but asked someone to use five-color dye to dye her and the horse into a colorful man, and then let her come to Xuzhou first to persuade Tao Qian to surrender.
With the arrival of Bian Rang, many colorful people appeared one after another in the west of Xuzhou. This time, there were only tens of thousands of people coming, and the number was surging. The Xuzhou defenders quickly closed the city gate and pulled up the suspension bridge.
These colorful people rushed to the city and shouted loudly. After careful investigation, the soldiers guarding the city found that these people were all people in the county towns and villages under Xuzhou. The people cried, "Cao Cao punished us, please ask Lord Tao Qian to uphold justice for us."
The soldiers guarding the city quickly let these people go into the city and interrogated them carefully. It turned out that Cao Cao rushed to Xuzhou in anger, hoping to kill all the people in the city they passed by to avenge his family. Fortunately, he was persuaded by Guo Jia, the first counselor under his command, and gave up the idea of killing and revenge.
But Mimi, who likes to spoof, has now given an inappropriate order. She conquers the city to Xuzhou and dyes all the houses in the city into colorful colors, making them as ugly as large poisonous mushrooms. She drags the residents of the city to the square and splashes the dye into colorful people. Then she then drives all the dye to Xuzhou, which means: "This is your fate."
After seeing Cao Cao's move, Sun Yu didn't know whether to cry or laugh. What a mess? The sensational eye, although you are not a bloodthirsty villain, your spoof is comparable to the witch in "The Smurf"!
Half an hour later, all the civil and military officials in Xuzhou gathered at the Xicheng Gate and watched tens of thousands of colorful people jump into a small river west of Xuzhou to take a bath, and dye the river water color. The old lady Tao Qian opened her mouth wide and couldn't speak for a long time. After a long time, she sighed: "Fortunately, Cao Cao did not kill anyone, it's a blessing in disgrace."
Cough cough, have you heard that a soldier can kill and not be humiliated? Sun Yu felt a little sad. Who would dare to dye me colorful? I fought with him. But this is just a random thought. If you can kill and not be humiliated, you are just an angry word. Life is still more important than face. Although Mimi's eyes made the people in the west of Xuzhou, and it was so bad that they did not kill anyone in the end, which made Sun Yu's favor for her a lot.
"What should I do now?" Grandma Tao Qian looked harmless and spread her hands and said, "Would you start a fight directly with Cao Cao?"
Let’s fight! Negotiations must have capital for fighting. If there is no capital for fighting, the genius will talk to you. Sun Yu sighed and said, “Mr. Tao, please knock on the gang quickly and lock the four doors. I think the Cao army is coming soon. Let’s send a small group of troops out of the city to fight with the Cao army, while doing a good job in defense of the city and waiting for reinforcements. This is the only way to live.”
Half a day later, Cao Cao's vanguard troops finally appeared in the west of Xuzhou City. The civil and military officials and generals of Xuzhou, including ordinary soldiers and people, rushed to the edge of the west city to peek at the appearance of Cao's army.
I saw a large military formation lined up on the plains west of Xuzhou City. I was afraid that more than 10,000 people were afraid. In the front was a row of sword and shield soldiers, and the huge black iron shield protected the soldiers behind them. Behind the sword and shield soldiers were a large number of spear soldiers, and the dense spear formation was shining like a forest. Behind the spear formation were densely packed with crossbowmen... There were two winged light cavalry on both sides of the thick military formation, about one thousand each.
After a while of calculation, nm01 reported to Sun Yu: "The Cao army has a total of 12,732 people."
I was dizzy, Sun Yu wiped his sweat a little, there was too much! Is there anything wrong? Is this just a vanguard? After a closer look, a big banner was raised in the Cao army and two big words "Xiahou" were written on it. It turns out that the bloodthirsty loli Xiahou Dun is here, and it's bitter!
The bloodthirsty loli is a genuine top golden general. She is carrying Dou Qi, which is much more powerful than a fake golden general like Sun Yu. She is also better than a light golden general like Xu Huang who cannot exert Dou Qi. If she really goes out to go out to single her, it will be a lot of danger. Moreover, according to the information, Xiahou Dun also led Yu Jin and Dian Wei. Yu Jin will not talk about her. How powerful will Dian Wei, nicknamed "The Evil of the Ancients"? It will be a headache to think about it.
No matter how headaches are, the soldiers at the city, and they have to leave the city and make a talk first. They can start fighting without saying a word. That is the behavior of the barbarians. Tao Qian personally got on a big cart and opened the city gate. At Sun Guan, Cao Bao and several generals and hundreds of soldiers, they left the city. When they arrived at the middle of the two armies, Sun Yu, as "the only golden general in Xuzhou", had to go out with him.
The war drums in Cao's army sounded randomly, and three war horses were running, and no one was allowed to guard them. They walked slowly to the formation.
After a closer look, the bloodthirsty loli Xiahou Dun was sitting in front of the horse. She was still so petite, with a set of cold blue armor and two ponytails. Unfortunately, only one of her former pair of flashing eyes is left. A black eye mask was covered on her left eye, which was blinded by Cao Xing. Although it looked cool, it was also pitiful.
The one behind Xiahou Dun was also a loli. Sun Yu had never seen this loli before. Her face was cute and pink. She was at most less than 12 years old, but her body looked healthy and full of strength. She wore very few clothes, and her simple armor had just protected her breasts and ***, just like a female swimmer who wore a three-point swimmer in later generations. However, because she was too young, she was not bulging and raised back, so she couldn't seem to be healthy at all. Loli was carrying two huge hand halberds on her back, which looked afraid that she would weigh more than seventy or eighty pounds.
I sweat, can a loli wield such a big double halberd? Oh, by the way, there should be only one person in Cao's army who uses this weapon - "The Evil of the Gu" Dian Wei. Sun Yu wiped sweat in his heart and thought, this guy must be very powerful, don't mess with her.
Behind Xiahou Dun and Dian Weihe is Yu Jin. He looks an ordinary girl and looks like the least outstanding ordinary nerd girl in the college class in later generations. Forget it, no matter how she is, she is still a small character anyway.
The heads on both sides gathered together, Tao Qian bowed and sighed, "I wanted to give the Cao family good, so I sent troops to escort the old lady Cao. Unfortunately, Zhang Kai remained unchanged. In this way, it was not Tao who did it on purpose. Please let the generals observe clearly."
The bloodthirsty loli shook her head and said, "I am just a military general. These principles are nothing to do with me. I just listen to Sister Meng De's orders. Just say less. The reason I came out to talk to you is that I hope you will surrender directly and save the military disasters in Xuzhou."
As soon as Xiahou Dun finished speaking, Dian Wei, the eptuagint loli beside him, shouted: "Tao Qian, if you are smart, you will surrender quickly, otherwise you will be stomped on the ground!"
Uh, you have to be nutritious when speaking! Sun Yu glanced at the ellipse Loli and thought to himself: It seems that you have muscles in your brain, so you have a lot of strength. If you don’t have nutrition, this kind of unsupported one will be called a “troll” in our later generations.
He coughed, walked out from behind Tao Qian, clasped his fists at Xiahou Dun and said, "Miss Xiahou, it's been a long time since we met."
"Ah? It's General Sun Xunzhen!" Xiahou Dun stared at Sun Yu with his only remaining right eye, and a beautiful smile appeared on his face: "Why are you here?"
Uh... You little loli, can't you tell me? I'm here to make a fuss. Sun Yu sighed and said, "Mistress Xiahou, Tao Qian is an allied army of our Gongsun family... I'm here... uh... that's what it means."
"Ah?" One-eyed Loli was shocked and said anxiously: "General Sun, how can you do this? You have always had a good relationship with our Cao family, and Sister Meng De has been talking to you all the time. She also intends to let you marry into the Cao family. How can you help outsiders?"
I was sweating, and Mimi was interested, but I didn't agree. And what was she going to marry into me? Cao Ren and Cao Hong... It wasn't just stuffing garbage to send beggars. Cough cough, although these girls are pretty good, I don't want any cats and dogs. Sun Yu coughed twice and said, "Although the Cao family is close to me, Xuzhou is also my ally. I am here just to be a friend for you!"
"Must-in-one? Nothing-in-one!" A huge roar suddenly came from the side, and the big escalator Loli Dian Wei people's voice was loud. She rushed over viciously and shouted: "I'll talk endlessly. I'm the most annoying you guys who are talking, eat my sting!"
The horde of leopard Loli did not use the skills of a general, but relied on brute force and waved two halberds weighing 80 kilograms with both hands, and slashed at Sun Yu in the tiger's head.
I'm dizzy, is there anyone who fights like this? The two countries are fighting and not killing them. Our negotiations before the battle should be a matter of peace and friendship. Fortunately, Sun Yu is from later generations and is more alert to the gentleman's agreement. Seeing that the two halberds of the halberds swept over, Sun Yu was prepared, so he pulled back and just avoided the two halberds.
Chapter completed!