160、The eldest sister and brother-in-law
160, sister-in-law and brother-in-law
"No need to look for it, I know where she is!" A green light flashed above Sun Yu's head, and the word "Divine Eye" jumped out. He reached out and pointed to the front left and said, "In this direction, you are hiding in a small hill and climbing out!"
The big-breasted lady looked at the changes in the skills of the generals above his head curiously, and couldn't help but throw a charming look: "You man is really interesting...but... these skills of the generals who have changed are still as pleasant as "thief"."
My body tilted and almost fell to the ground. It was so miserable. You came to tease me again, and the second lady is about to get angry again.
Sure enough, another octave sound came from the gate of Guanjiazhuang, and he shouted: "You have big breasts and brainlessness, are you here to tease my man again?"
The big-breasted Yujie was too lazy to pay attention to Gongsun Yue. The blue light flashed on her body, and she rushed out in the direction of Sun Yu's finger with the word "Righted Thieves". Not long after, a jingling steel knife attack came from a distance, and then a shrill scream came from the woods. After a while, everyone saw the big-breasted Yujie covered in blood, and even her towering breasts were covered in blood. She held Pei Yuanshao's head in her hand and walked to Guanjiazhuang with big strides.
"Touch!" The head fell to the ground, and the big-breasted lady said boldly: "The children obeyed the orders, and I have killed the culprit of killing my brothers. From today on, we and Guanjiazhuang Jingshui will not violate the rivers and will no longer regard them as enemies of life and death."
"Get orders!" The Yellow Turban thieves all over the mountains and fields responded together.
"Fu Jia, although you have not done anything evil, you know that you will not report it... Get away from me and don't let me see you again." The big-breasted lady kicked Fu Jia, who was kneeling on the ground, and fought.
The one named Fu Jia quickly kowtowed, and then ran away with his head in his arms.
The big-breasted lady bowed to Guan Ping again and said, "My sister Guan, I want to thank you for this incident. Thank you for cleaning up the portal for me so as not to ruin my reputation as the Yellow Turban Army."
Guan Ping held his fists and returned the favor.
At the end, the big-breasted lady turned her head and looked at Sun Yu. She raised her towering breasts, stared at Sun Yu with her charming eyes, and smiled: "Men, what's your name?"
Uh, you finally thought of asking me for my name? It seems that ordinary men are not qualified to have a name in front of you. Sun Yu was so depressed that he snuck his head and said, "Sun Yu, the name is Xunzhen!"
"Where is the family?" The big-breasted lady continued to ask. In fact, Sun Yu was negligent. People in this era usually had to report their hometown. For example, Zhao Yun wanted to report himself as "Zhao Zilong of Changshan", and Zhang Fei wanted to report "Zhang Yide, a native of Yan", but it seemed strange if he did not report his hometown.
"Uh... Beijinger!" Sun Yu sweated heavily, and the words "Beijing" made him feel depressed.
The big-breasted lady circled him twice and said, "No, I didn't expect that there would be such a man in Beijing. It's a pretty good place. But I'm a little older. Oh, you're at least five years younger than me. Is there any brother from Beijing that can be introduced to me?"
Puchi! Big breasted lady, are you still not married at the age of 23 and you are starting to miss a man? You shouldn’t be in a hurry to get married like a soft girl, right? Sun Yu’s sweat was thrilling. Hey, by the way, this is a good plan to kidnap Zhou Cang.
The idea changed and raised his head and said, "Miss Zhou, I can't go back to Beijing for a short time. Otherwise, you can follow me to the Gongsun family and be a military officer in our house first. In the future, my brother and other people come out of Beijing to find me, and you will have the chance to meet you."
The big-breasted lady was overjoyed: "This is a good way... Huh, wait... what should I do with these brothers?"
He shrugged and said, "Take it all. It's not that our Gongsun family can't support these soldiers. They are more powerful than being a yellow turban thief in the mountains!"
The big-breasted lady felt it was reasonable, so she quickly asked the five thousand Yellow Turban Thiefs behind her. Half of the Yellow Turban Thiefs expressed their willingness to follow the eldest sister to be a regular army, while the other half expressed their unwillingness. They returned to the mountains on their own and continued to do their promising job of the Yellow Turban Thiefs.
After dealing with Zhou Cang, Sun Yu did not forget Guan Ping. He asked Guan Ping if he intended to be an official, which was relatively smooth. Guan Ping had heard of the name of the White Horse General Gongsun Zan, and agreed to go with the army without hesitation.
The army continued to set off and headed north again. However, this time, more than 2,000 Yellow Turban thieves were taken away, and the marching speed suddenly became slower. The north direction of Julu County is the core position of Jizhou. Since Han Fu in Jizhou has been annexed by Yuan Shao, it is very dangerous to go directly to Jizhou.
So the troops did not dare to go straight north, so they could only turn to the northwest, which is the direction of Changshan.
The coachman Guo Bao was driving a big cart, Sun Yu and a group of women were staying in the cart, and the two thousand Yellow Turban Army followed Sun Yu on foot, while the two thousand white horse Yicong was responsible for the road. Sun Yu intended to see Guan Ping's strength, so he simply asked Guan Ping to lead the white horse Yicong to be responsible for the road.
Sun Yu performed alone while in Guanjiazhuang, but he didn't even realize Guan Ping's general skills. It was not until before he set out that Guan Ping showed her general skills in front of everyone. The result was a light blue "sword general". Although it was not very powerful, it was also a very rare strength for the Gongsun family withered talents. In addition, although Guan Ping's general skills were only light blue, his intelligence was a little higher than many fierce generals, and it was not easy to get into the military master skills.
Recalling the "fake report" of Chen Gui outside Xuzhou City, Dian Wei ran away, leaving only Yu Jin who was not caught. From this incident, we can see that the comprehensive ability of a general is very important. Although Dian Wei is very powerful, it is enough for her to drink a pot when he meets a broken military advisor. When facing an enemy military advisor, Yu Jin and Guan Ping are more likely to exert their combat effectiveness.
At this time, the carriage was full of fun, and a group of women were having fun at home.
The big-breasted lady touched Sun Yu's side and said with a smile: "***, do you men in Beijing have all kinds of skills in generals? Is your brother handsome? What skills does he have?"
Cough, ***Your sister, this word is another meaning in our later generations... Sun Yu's face turned slightly red, and he coughed twice and said, "It's certain that handsomeness is certain, and the skills of the generals... Cough cough... It varies from person to person, and it may not necessarily be."
The big-breasted lady squeezed Sun Yu's arm hard with her chest and said in a whisper: "Then... you have to introduce a better one to me. At least the skills of the generals should be blue, otherwise how could they be worthy of my blue 'righteous thief'?"
"Hey, look far away from my house! You guy with big breasts and brainlessness." The second lady was unhappy again.
"Hey, stay away from my brother-in-law!" This time, even Mi Fang jumped out: "Why are you doing with your chest and rubbing your brother-in-law hard? Damn, I haven't even rubbed like this..."
Everyone turned their heads and glared at Mi Fang! Mi Zhen pulled her sleeve embarrassedly and whispered: "Second sister, what are you talking about..."
Mi Fang hummed twice and said, "What's wrong with what I said? As the saying goes, brother-in-law is my sister-in-law's half-tight butt. It's natural for my sister-in-law to play with my brother-in-law, and no one can blame me!"
Puchi, Sun Yu felt a lot of sweat in his heart: My mother, it was obviously my sister-in-law and brother-in-law's half-pull, why did it change again when it came to this world?
It turns out that in ancient society, brother-in-law hooked up with his sister-in-law was a folk scene. In ancient times, there was a saying in China: It is natural for brother-in-law to play with his sister-in-law. Later, it developed into a proverb, "The sister-in-law is the brother-in-law's half-pull of his butt, and it doesn't hurt or touch it." Therefore, the brother-in-law eats sister-in-law's tofu, or the sister-in-law steals his brother-in-law, and the feudal family often won't take it out and publicize. Not only will the sister endure the mercy of this kind of thing be tolerant, but the society is also tolerant of such things.
However, in this world where women are superior to men, since men usually marry into women's houses, the relationship between brother-in-law and sister-in-law collapsed and became a relationship between sister-in-law and brother-in-law. In this world, it seems natural for the elder sister-in-law to tease her. So what Mi Fang said is very reasonable. Everyone just gave her a blank look, but no one said she was wrong. Even the second lady, who has always been jealous, did not complain.
Among them, Chen Gong, the woman with a rigid high hat, couldn't stand it. She slapped the car board beside her and said furiously: "It's fine to give me the key points, it's fine if men don't need to adjust. Why do you women learn too? All of them are solemn! You can't be like you. As a gentleman... you must..." The following is a ten thousand words of preaching.
After she finished her ten thousand words of preaching, Mi Fang suddenly said sarcastically: "I heard that a gentleman would not take away the favors of others. You would rather sell yourself than take away Cao Cao's man than say something about a gentleman? Humph! Hypocrite!"
When the tall hat girl heard this, her face changed drastically. She couldn't breathe and almost fainted.
"Mi Fang..." Sun Yu sighed: "Don't you want to be a good person? Why are you still so sarcastic?"
Mi Fang stuck out her tongue and retracted back into the corner of the car.
Oh, being with such a large group of unreliable women is going to be violent, Sun Yu is so depressed. If... if... if all these weird women were included in the harem... would there be an earthquake in the harem?
At this time, the captain of Baima Yicong, Yan Yun, ran to the side of the car and reported loudly to the car: "According to the scout's return, our army was indeed exposed after the appearance of Julu. The direction of Jizhou sent troops to intercept us... The force was about 10,000. Judging from the words on the flag, it should be Zhang He and Gao Lan's army."
Oh, these two powerful men, Sun Yu was a little surprised. Zhang He was a general who had endured Lu Bu at Hulao Pass. He was "high-spirited" in the light golden color, and his strength was not inferior to himself or Xu Huang. Gao Lan was blue, what kind of military skills were there? The hundred heroes were too chaotic to fight Lu Bu, and Sun Yu couldn't remember it.
If he is a general, he only needs to send Sun Yu and Xu Huang in this regard, so he will not be afraid of Zhang He and Gao Lan. However, there may be some generals hidden in the opponent's army, and there are 10,000 soldiers, which is also very troublesome. In the event of a big melee, the extra thousands of soldiers will be very fatal, especially with many women who are not good at general skills, and it is inevitable that they will not be able to take care of them in the chaos.
Chapter completed!