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232. Sick Beauty Drives Tigers and Swallows Wolfs [2/3]

232, Sick beauty drives the tiger and swallows the wolf [2/3]

Yanzhou, Chenliu!

The air was filled with blood. The war and the fire had just stopped. The walls of Chenliu City were filled with arrows. It was obvious that they had just experienced a thrilling battle. Dozens of ladders fell on the moat under Chenliu City, still burning. The skeletons left by several rushers were burning not far from the city gate. A tall well railing collapsed under the city wall, with traces of huge rocks from the Thunderbolt carriages being smashed.

Mimi's eyes stood at the head of the west city, looking at Dong Zhuo's army camp outside the city, with a pair of captivating Mimi's eyes full of murderous aura.

"Lord, Dong Zhuo's army finally retreated, and the besieged troops in the South City and North City also stopped attacking." Cao Ren stood behind Mimi's eyes and reported in a low voice.

Mimi nodded, and when she turned around, she saw that behind her was a group of exhausted military advisors. Xun Yu, Xun You and Cheng Yu's faces all showed a pathological white, and it was obvious that their energy was exhausted very seriously. Not long ago, three military advisors joined forces to fight against Dong Zhuo's army Li Ru and Jia Xu, but they both suffered losses. The five military advisors had lost their energy and could not fight again.

Mimi's eyes were very heavy, she squinted and said, "I didn't expect that Jia Xu was so powerful that he actually caused my three confidant military advisors to exhaust their energy and barely defeat her."

All the generals sighed, "That guy is so powerful. Only Guo Fengxiao can defeat him in our army."

Mimi shook her head and said, "Fengxiao is too ill. Letting Fengxiao take action is equivalent to asking her to die. How can I, Cao Mengde, treat my subordinates like this?"

Cao Hong sighed from the side: "The most troublesome thing in the Xicheng army is Gao Shun... His general's skill is too strong. I thought Dong Zhuo's Xiliang cavalry was already very powerful, but I didn't expect there was a powerful siege force."

My eyes didn't say anything about it after hearing this.

At this time, a general came over the side of Nancheng. It was the one-eyed loli Xiahou Dun. Her body was covered with blood, and the cold blue iron armor became dirty. It was obviously not only stained with blood, but also rolled on the ground, so it was stained with soil, and she looked dusty.

One-eyed loli walked to Mimiyan and reported: "Lord, the enemy invading Nancheng is Zhang Xiu, who has been repelled by his subordinates... Cough cough... I suffered a little injury, and she was not having a good time."

The generals were shocked: "Isn't Zhang Xiu light golden? Why can he hurt you? You are a real golden general with fighting spirit."

One-eyed loli pointed to three wounds on her waist, shoulders, and calves and said, "Although that guy is only light golden and has no fighting spirit, her marksmanship is very magical, as if she is called the "Hundred Birds Chaohuang Gunsmanship". With her skillful fighting power, her subordinates were actually shot three times."

Everyone gasped. This "Gun King" is so powerful? Isn't it comparable to the real golden general with fighting spirit?

Mimi-eyed was about to comfort the one-eyed loli for a few words, but she saw a general coming from the direction of Beicheng. It was Dian Wei, the big espresso loli. She was still wearing armor similar to a three-point swimsuit, and almost bald, and laughed and said, "Lord, Beicheng is the 'magic' Zhang Liao coming to attack, and his subordinates defeated her. Now she is crying under the city, hahaha!"

Everyone looked at Dian Wei together, wanting to see if she was injured. The Euphorbia Loli was still wearing a suit-like armor similar to the back three-point swimsuit, covering her chest and lower abdomen, her hands, feet, waist and body were exposed. Her healthy wheat-colored skin was full of vitality, and there were no scars on it. It seemed that it was not too difficult for the Euphorbia Loli to defeat Zhang Liao.

My breasts breathed a sigh of relief, just as it was not hurt. She was extremely protective of her subordinates.

Dong Zhuo's army attacked Chenliu on three sides, and now it was repelled on all three sides. It seems that Cao's army has won a small victory.

Mimi stood up on the top of the city and smiled proudly: "Is our Cao army so easy to bully? Humph, as long as Lu Bu and Diao Chan don't come, no matter how Zhang Liao and Zhang Xiu come, we can be invincible! Unfortunately, I lack the troops in my hands, otherwise I would have to open the city and go out to fight them to the death."

Several strategists frowned when they heard the word "Lu Bu". At this time, the two female soldiers just came over with the sick beauty Guo Jia. She frowned and covered her chest with one hand, carefully avoiding the various city guarding equipment on the ground. After walking for a long time, she finally arrived in front of Mimi's eyes.

The winter wind blew over the sick beauty's pale face, and her eyes were full of worry: "If Lu Bu and Diao Chan came... What are the plans of the lord? Now we don't have the ten gods, so we will definitely not be able to defeat Lu Bu. In addition, Lu Bu's Fangtian Painting Ji can break all military advisor skills, and it is not enough to use military advisor skills to deal with her..."

Mimi's eyes remained silent, and all the generals were silent. This was exactly what the generals of the Cao army were most afraid of. If Lu Bu and Diao Chan did not come, everything would be easy, but if they came, no one could defeat them, Chen Liu would not be able to defend them. This matter was not only Mimi's heart disease, but also the heart disease of all the generals of Cao's camp.

The sick beauty sighed: "I have a plan called driving a tiger and swallowing wolf, which can prevent Lu Bu and Diao Chan from coming!"

Everyone was overjoyed and turned to look at the sick beauty together.

The sick beauty whispered: "What Dong Zhuo never forgets is nothing more than the imperial seal. If she can't get the imperial seal for one day, she will be in peace all day. We only need to fake information and say that Emperor Xian of Han, Liu Xie, appeared somewhere, and she would definitely conquer him in person. Lu Bu and Diao Chan must also be with him, and our army can get a breather..."

Mimi's eyes shone brightly, she shook her colorful clothes and laughed, "This plan is very wonderful, but it is not easy to ask Dong Zhuo to believe that the jade seal is there, and she may not believe the news of the short. Also, if the enemy there is vulnerable and Dong Zhuo sends troops, the man surrenders and surrenders. At that time, Dong Zhuo will turn back to deal with us. What should we do?"

The sick beauty took out a handkerchief from her arms, covered her mouth and coughed, and the branches trembled, making people feel sad. After coughing, she said: "I see that Yuan Shu, Shouchun, is narrow-minded, very happy with merit, and has a mental strength below normal level. We can send a team of dead soldiers to escape to Shouchun as the guards next to Emperor Xian of Han, Liu Xie, and carve a fake imperial seal for them to carry. Then she deliberately showed her deeds and let Yuan Shu catch it. At that time, the fake imperial seal would fall into Yuan Shu's hands. According to Yuan Shu's foolish nature, he would be proud to get the imperial seal and do some stupid things. Then he would not worry about Dong Zhuo not being deceived."

When Mimi heard this, she was overjoyed: "This plan is very wonderful. It is worthy of Guo Fengxiao. Come and find Sima Lang."

Sima Lang, whose courtesy name is Boda, served as the censor of the Book of Emperor Xian of Luoyang. Dong Zhuo escaped from Luoyang to follow Cao Cao during his rebellion. Her military skills were very strange, called "fake". Anything she had seen could be copied with the skills of the general to create a vivid fake, and the authenticity could not be distinguished by the naked eye.

After a while, the soldiers called Sima Lang. After listening to the sick beauty's plan, she shouted a clever plan. So Cao Cao sent someone to find a piece of beautiful jade with a color similar to the jade seal, and then a piece of gold.

Sima Lang's body flapped and green light shot out. The two big words "fake" flew into the air. Then she waved her hands and said it was magical. The beautiful jade and gold prepared by Cao Cao automatically bounced up, deformed and merged in the air, and finally turned into a fake imperial seal.

This seal looks exactly the same as it is. It is carved from a whole piece of jade, damaged by a corner, and is repaired with gold. It is four inches in a circle, with five dragons engraved on it, and eight seal characters "Actually, I will live forever."

Sima Lang once served with Emperor Xian, so the imperial seal was already familiar with it. The imperial seal she made was really increased by too much and reduced by too little. It was vivid and seemed to be genuine. Even the broken corner of the jade seal was filled with gold without any flaws.

Cao Cao picked up the jade seal, looked left and right, and even she herself couldn't tell that it was fake, and she couldn't help but slap the table.

With the fake jade seal, other things are simple. Mimiyan selected a group of male dead soldiers, so that they could wear some fake palace tokens and learn some of the words and deeds of the palace guards.

A day later, the team was ready. Mimiyan and the sick beauty sent them to the south gate and said solemnly to the dead soldiers at the gate: "I will go to Shouchun and die for a lifetime. You may not come back. But you can do your work for me with peace of mind, and I will not treat you badly. I will take your wives to raise them!"

The leader of this group of dead soldiers was named Wang Yu. He was originally a powerful soldier. This time he sacrificed his life to send jade seals to Yuan Shu. He knew it would be difficult to survive, but he was loyal to Mimiyan and nodded without hesitation and said, "Don't worry, lord, I will definitely not be humiliated."

The dead soldiers were about to set off when a spy came from the south. When they saw Mimi's eyes just at the south gate, the spy got off his horse and reported loudly: "Lord, news came from the southern work, and the 'medical god' Hua Tuo' was discovered."

Mimi's eyes were immediately overjoyed and asked anxiously: "It's great, Guo Fengxiao is saved. Tell me quickly, where is Hua Tuo?"

The spy reported: "Hua Tuo appeared in a small county near Shouchun..."

"Shouchun?" Mimi was shocked. She was planning to send the imperial seal to Shouchun and bring the war to Shouchun. Unexpectedly, Hua Tuo, the guy, appeared in Shouchun. This time, Mimi was in a dilemma. She thought about it and finally gritted her teeth and said, "Wang Yu, don't send the jade seal to Shouchun. I want to send Guo Fengxiao to Shouchun for treatment first. If the war is together, I'm afraid Hua Tuo will run around again..."

Someone immediately said to the side, "Lord, no." It turned out that it was a sick beauty Guo Jia. She said in a weak voice: "Lord... If you don't lead the disaster to Yuan Shu, when Lu Bu and Diao Chan come, Chen Liu will definitely not be able to defend... and other princes are not as stupid as Yuan Shu, so it is not easy to use. The subordinates' illness is not very important... The matter of sending jade seals cannot be delayed..."

My eyes hesitated for a moment.

The sick beauty sighed: "Lord, you cherish your life and you are very grateful to me, but at this critical moment, you must not be kind to a man. This way, my subordinates will immediately set off to Shouchun to find Hua Tuo for medical treatment, and try to cure the disease before Yuan Shu, the fool, became stupid, so that the lord will not have to worry about his subordinate's safety."

After hearing this, Mimi had to sigh and said, "Fengxiao, this is really aggrieved you... You are so weak, I really don't want to worry about your long journey... By the way, I have to find you a guard... Well... Just Dian Wei! This child is honest and I can only feel at ease with her following you."

The sick beauty said anxiously: "No, General Dian is the most powerful general of this army. At this time, Zhang Liao and Zhang Xiu's army were still besieging the city. How could General Dian follow me to do some boring things?"

A light of confidence flashed in Mimi's eyes. She smiled proudly and said, "Zhang Liao is dealt with by Xiahou Dun, and Zhang Xiu may not be much stronger than Xia Houyuan. I still have countless good ministers and generals, He and Zhang Liao and Zhang Xiu, and only Lu Bu and Diao Chan can make our army afraid of three points..."

She shook her gorgeous robe and said, "I have decided, so let Dian Wei accompany you to find Hua Tuo. There is no need to say more about this."

The sick beauty was moved and couldn't help but cough again.

Mimi said again: "Although Dian Wei is honest, he is too stupid. I'm not at ease to ask her to do things. I have to find someone who can help you." She thought for a while and said: "You can't let anyone who has been to Hulao Pass to avoid being recognized by Yuan Shu's people... Well... I'll let Yang Xiu accompany you for a while. She is smart and can be used."

Mimiyan immediately ordered the soldiers to prepare a convoy, disguised the sick beauty Guo Jia as a wealthy businessman, and took a convoy to Shouchun to do business. In order to be realistic, Mimiyan prepared five large trucks filled with various precious medicinal materials, and also prepared a comfortable large cart of eight horses. The car was covered with tiger skins and a brazier was lit, making it warm.

The sick beauty Guo Jia was wrapped in a fur coat made of white tiger skin and lay in a corner of the carriage. The esulho Loli Dian Wei disguised himself as a little maid and sat in the car with the sick beauty, and Yang Xiu was also on the side. The "caravan" slowly set off and headed towards Shouchun. Wang Yu and more than 20 dead soldiers, holding fake imperial seals in their arms, hurried to Shouchun from another road.

At this time, in a small county called Chaisang on the Yangtze River, an army was recruiting soldiers and horses, quietly arose.

The county magistrate of Chaisang County is named Zhuge Xuan, who is a middle-aged woman with a clear face. At this time, she was sitting in the lobby of the Chaisang County government. What was strange was that as the county magistrate, she did not sit in the main seat, but in the side seat next to her.

On the main seat of the lobby, there was a heroic girl in her twenties. Her figure was perfect, with a bulge in front and a tilted back, and she was so fit and charming. Although she was not strong, she looked very powerful, and she was full of evil spirits like a female leopard. Every muscle on her body was not much or less, just right.

The girl has a beautiful face, her eyebrows are picturesque, and she looks a bit like Sun Jian, but she is twenty years younger than Sun Jian, so she looks more youthful and energetic. Unfortunately, her expression is very fierce, and she looks like she is not easy to get along with. She is Sun Jian's eldest daughter, named Sun Ce, and is known as the little domineering king of Jiangdong.

After Sun Jian was shot by Huang Zu, the Sun family army was attacked by Liu Biao, Yan Bohu, Wang Lang and Liu Yao, and was eventually defeated and lost all its territory. Fortunately, he received the support of Zhuge Xuan, the magistrate of Chaisang County, and then he established his foothold in Chaisang again and prepared to make a comeback.

There were also a large number of civil and military officials standing in the lobby, all of whom were children of Jiangdong, Huang Gai, Cheng Pu, Han Dang, Zu Mao and others were all present.

Sun Ce slapped the table and shouted: "Our army now has three thousand soldiers. With these forces, it is enough to capture cities and plunder the land. I plan to raise troops immediately and regain the lost land of my Sun family."

As soon as she finished speaking, the generals immediately applauded.

However, Zhuge Xuan's niece Zhuge Jin was transferred from the back hall and said anxiously: "It's not good, the lord's condition has worsened again." Zhuge Jin was about twenty-three or four years old, with graceful eyes and gentle eyebrows and a steady style.

It turned out that after Sun Jian was shot by Huang Zu, he found that Huang Zu's arrow was painted with poison, which made Sun Jian linger in his illness. The former tiger of Jiangdong and a heroic and beautiful woman were now tortured by the poison of arrows.

After hearing this, Sun Ce slapped the ground and cut off the arrow in his hand: "What should I do? If my mother continues to be sick like this, her life will be difficult to protect. What about the 'medical saint' Zhang Zhongjing, whom I asked you to invite? Why haven't you invited him yet?"

Zhuge Jin sighed and said, "Zhang Zhongjing was living in seclusion in Changsha. After the prefect of Changsha Han Xuan surrendered Dong Zhuo, Zhang Zhongjing was unwilling to follow the thief and wanted to leave, but was under house arrest by Han Xuan. Where can we get her? Xu Fei broke through Changsha City, otherwise..."

Sun Ce said furiously: "What are you waiting for? Now I have soldiers on my hands, so I will attack Changsha!"

Zhuge Jin said: "Young Master, you can't, Changsha's elite soldiers are powerful... It is rumored that Changsha's general Huang Zhong is a golden general, and he is not as good as the young master. That is not a good deal. If we choose Changsha in the first battle we come back, we may not be able to make achievements and lose a lot of our energy first."

Sun Ce said anxiously: "What should I do if my mother's illness is? You said it!"

Zhuge Jin hesitated for a while before saying, "I heard from the spy that Hua Tuo, the 'divine god', had recently appeared in Shouchun. We might as well go to find Hua Tuo, which is better than attacking Changsha."

When Sun Ce heard this, he was immediately overjoyed.

Zhuge Jin said: "But Shouchun is Yuan Shu's territory, and Yuan Shu also surrendered Dong Zhuo's army. We cannot go there openly. The young master might as well send his confidant to disguise himself as a caravan to Shouchun and put his seriously ill lord in the caravan's caravan to cover up his eyes and ears. Let's bring more gold and silver, and Hua Tuo must be willing to treat the lord."

Sun Ce was like a thunderbolt. When he heard this, he immediately jumped up and said, "Prepare the caravan immediately, um... prepare five big trucks, full of medicinal materials. I think since Hua Tuo is a doctor, he must like medicinal materials. If we load five trucks of medicine to send her, she will treat my mother. In addition, prepare the most comfortable big truck, which requires eight horses to pull, so that my mother cannot get any bumps."

The Jiangdong generals immediately took action and prepared things for disguised caravans.

Sun Ce said again: "I should have gone to escort my mother to see a doctor myself... But if I recover Jiangdong, I can't be without the person in charge. Who should I send to escort my mother? I need a caring person..."

A female general walked out of the hall, looking about seventeen years old, wearing white clothes and lead, with beautiful eyebrows and extremely beautiful appearance. The female general shouted: "Lu Ziming is willing to protect his lord for medical treatment!"

It turns out that the female general is named Lu Meng, whose courtesy name is Ziming. She is from Fupi in Runan. She followed Sun Ce when she was a teenager and was Sun Ce's confidant. Lu Meng loves white the most and wears white clothes all year round and loves cleanliness. However... Although she looks very good, she actually skipped classes every day when she was a child. According to herself, she skipped classes in total when she was a child, and she almost used them to skip classes in her entire childhood. She read less books, so she naturally had no ink in her belly, and her personality was very problematic.

When Sun Ce saw Lu Meng, he was overjoyed and said, "It would be best if you have you to escort my mother, but I am really worried about sending others besides you." He just finished his joy and suddenly said, "It's not appropriate, you are a guy who has a cleanliness, an impatient temper, and can't stand the stains on his clothes. How can you take good care of my mother like this? You can only act as a guard, and I have to find someone to serve my mother."

Sun Ce thought for a while and clapped his hands and said, "Come on, call my third sister Sun Shangxiang and ask her to accompany her mother to treat the disease. The third sister is the most careful. If she is here, her mother's daily life and diet can be safe."

"The Third Young Master Sun Shangxiang was meticulous?" Jiangdong's fierce generals gasped and complained in their hearts: Young Master, you can't use your own standards to measure whether others are meticulous. According to your standards, there are no one in the world who is not meticulous except Lu Meng.

It turns out that among Sun Jian’s three daughters, Sun Ce has the most irritable temper, and is a violent girl who can beat people as soon as they catch people. Although Sun Shangxiang is a little better than her, she also likes to play with swords and swords. Even the maids around her like to play with swords and swords. It is really difficult for her to say that she is careful. If she really wants to be careful, only her second daughter, Sun Quan, is more reliable, but this more reliable person has to stay in Jiangdong to handle government affairs, and she is unable to do anything.

All the generals had to acknowledge Sun Shangxiang's "carefulness".

Two days later, Lu Meng, Sun Shangxiang and the caravan were ready. Sun Ce sent a large ship to load the entire caravan onto the ship and send it to the ferry north of the Yangtze River. Then the caravan headed to Shouchun by land.

Lu Meng was fluttering in white clothes, standing at the bow of the boat crossing the river, she looked out to the north of the Yangtze River with her hands behind her back...

What she didn't know was that at the same time, the convoy of the two "businessmen" Sun Yu and Guo Jia was also slowly heading towards Shouchun...

Memoirs of scientists:

When I sat in a comfortable carriage and walked slowly towards Shouchun, there were three lolitas in my ears constantly making noises, happy, as if I had returned to that peaceful and peaceful world.

Halfway through, I fantasized more than once that after arriving in Shouchun, I successfully found Hua Tuo. After paying a considerable medical expenses, Hua Tuo raised his hand to cure my illness, so the dark clouds pressing on my heart dissipated, and I could do something unscrupulous.

I never expected that Mimiyan was planning a conspiracy to send Lu Bu's terrifying loli to Shouchun. I also never expected that the sick beauty Guo Jia and the ellipse Loli Dian Wei were sitting in the same carriage at this time, with the same goal as me. I even more unexpected that Lu Meng, Sun Shangxiang and Sun Jian had just boarded the ferry forward to Shouchun...

Fate is like a giant wheel, it willfully rotate and crush, mixing all the cute, respectable, hateful, amiable people and things into a small place, and then letting them have fierce conflicts to create tragedies, comedy, farces that make people speechless...

I was destined to experience an earth-shaking spoof in Shouchun! But I didn't know at this time.
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