492, Iceberg Beauty Makes Another Strategy [2/3]

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"Snow White" began to be screened, and the girls were soon disappointed. The film had nothing to do with ooxx. It was just the story of seven dwarfs saving a princess who ate poisonous apples.

"Sun Yu, you bad guy, you are a lie to fake advertisements! I didn't even have to train troops to come and see him." Han Dang was almost angry to death.

"I've only been halfway through the food and grass. What a mess." Zhang Zhao chewed in hatred.

The heroine who played Snow White was actually Sun Shangxiang. The person who played the stepmother was Chen Gong, the tall-capped girl, and Zhuge Liang, who played the witch, was naturally Zhuge Liang in Taoist robe. As for the seven dwarfs, they chose the seven shorter sailors among the Jiangdong sailors to play. As for the prince, of course, it was Sun Yu.

This film is actually very badly filmed because Sun Yu has no talent to be a director at all. You should know that it is not something that anyone can do when shooting movies. The selection of scenes, props, and storyboards are all very bad.

Moreover, the actors are extremely unprofessional. Sun Shangxiang's acting skills are extremely bad. The stepmother of the high-cap actress is also very unprofessional. Only Zhuge Liang's witch is a little bit like a little. As for the prince, he actually appeared very late, only one or two years old, so he kissed the princess lightly and woke up the princess.

Of course, the reason why Sun Shangxiang agreed to play this film was to make Sun Yu kiss her in the end. That kiss did not awaken the princess, but instead made the princess who pretended to be asleep faint and made her look three times before she could finish the filming.

The girls in Jiangdong who came to watch the film were sweating profusely. They originally planned to watch the process of ooxx, but they didn't expect that they didn't see the shot of Ding'er. Instead, they watched a fairy tale. Although they didn't see what they wanted to see, this was the first time the girls "watch a movie". After their initial disappointment, they also saw some taste from this movie. They became very interested in this strange thing called "movie".

This thing is very interesting. It is very fun to let someone familiar around me perform another role. Sun Yu is really interesting. He actually came up with such a fun thing.

Seeing Sun Shangxiang's cute smiling face on the "screen", the girls suddenly felt itchy. If they could also act as a film and become the heroine... No, even if they were like a high-capped girl and Zhuge Liang, it would be nice.

As soon as "Snow White" was aired, a large group of girls ran to Sun Yu: "Mr. Xunzhen, when will your next blockbuster be filmed?"

"Can I get a role?"

"I want to be the heroine..."

"Fuck, I'm the heroine..."

"You're just farting, of course the heroine should be me..."

"Everyone farts, it should be me, and I don't agree with the winner!"

"Bang...touch..."

"Okay, kick me, look at the knife!"

"Grandma, take my sword!"

The traditional and simple decision-making methods of Jiangdong girls have begun again. A group of girls waving their fists to fight together, and their clothes are broken and the sun and moon are gone.

Sun Yu was originally here to distract the girls from Jiangdong. Seeing that they were having fun, Sun Yu of course wanted to add another handful of oil to the fire. He laughed and said, "The next blockbuster is called "Titanic", which is about a passionate story of a young man and a woman on a boat... There is a passionate scene..."

After hearing this, Sun Shangxiang asked with a pretty face blushing: "Is the male protagonist you?"

Sun Yu nodded and said, "Of course the male lead is me. Is there anyone in the world who is more suitable for being a male lead than me?"

"Wow, then I'm going to play the heroine." Sun Shangxiang was overjoyed, but she was so thin that she added in a blink of an eye: "But... that passionate shot... isn't it really going to be like this, right? Just be fine, right? If you really want that... I'm a little, uh, can't let go."

With the last banquet hall in advance, Sun Yu knew that Sun Shangxiang would never be touched, otherwise the girls in Jiangdong would have to detain Sun Yu on the grounds that he had given Sun Shangxiang a chance to marry him into a marriage.

Sun Yu didn't want to trap himself in Jiangdong, so anyone could touch him, but Sun Shangxiang and Sun Quan could not touch him. He nodded and said, "That's right, it's just fake, and there is no need to be really intimate."

Sun Shangxiang heard that she didn't need to be really intimate, so she let go of a hangover, but she was a little disappointed: "I'll play this heroine!"

The third young master decided to make the decision to play the heroine, and other girls would not be able to compete for the protagonist, so everyone decided to play the passengers on the ship. Anyway, the Titanic was very big, and some other passengers were needed. Of course, the male passengers were all cancelled except the male protagonist Sun Yu. All passengers on the ship were played by Jiangdong girls. Now the Titanic turned into the Women.

The incompetent spirit of Jiangdong girls was immediately exerted to the extreme. Everyone stopped practicing troops, prepared food, grass and weapons, and even went out to inquire about the information. Everyone started to dress up and acted as a passenger.

During the Battle of Chibi, Jiangdong flagship building ship was requisitioned as the "Titanic"; Jiang Qin, who has the ability to control the ship, was invited to play the role of the shipwreck. Only she and Zhou Yu could control a large ship to sink and then float up. However, Zhou Yu seemed to be in a bad mood recently, so the girls in Jiangdong did not go to find her, so they had to find Jiang Qin with a poor ability; Zhou Tai and a large group of "water generals" were responsible for playing the tragic passengers who were dragged into the bottom of the water by the whirlpool...

Seeing the excitement of the girls in Jiangdong, Sun Yu was so amused and laughed. Forget it! Anyway, it attracted their attention and made them not want to attack Nanjun and Xiangyang for a while, which was to buy time for Gongsun Jun. After all, my behavior of making movies is much more reliable than the weird beauty pageant they held by themselves.

Sun Yu couldn't help but think about the Eastern Wu in another world. People in later generations often lamented that the Eastern Wu was not enterprising and had always been at peace. Finally, he saw that the world was annexed by the Wei State. At that time, Sun Yu also sighed a few words.

But when he was in this war-torn era, he felt that the Jiangdong girls who don’t like war but like spoofs are really what they like. This is life, right?

The Three Kingdoms are too iron-blooded, and the iron-blooded is too cold, so we want to spoof!

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That night, in Daying, Jiangdong and Zhou Yu's tent.

The Iceberg Beauty sat on the chair with an expressionless face, and opposite her was Zhang Zhao.

Zhang Zhao just told the story of the "Titanic" to the Iceberg Beauty, and after hearing this story, the Iceberg Beauty kept showing no expression.

After a while, the beautiful Iceberg sighed and said, "It's obvious that Sun Xun is really diverting our attention! If what I expected is not bad, Gongsun Zan is attacking Nanjun and Xiangyang at this time."

Zhang Zhao nodded and said, "Yes, I think so too, Grand Commander, look... should we secretly send troops to grab territory with Gongsun Jun?"

The beauty of Iceberg's expression remained unchanged and said coldly: "No need! Gongsun Jun's overall strategy is correct, but... they also made a big mistake, that is, they sent Sun Yu to Jiangdong."

She gently tapped the table with her little fingers and said seriously: "The soul of the Gongsun family is not actually Gongsun Zan, but Sun Xunzhen. If Sun Xunzhen is gone, Gongsun Zan is nothing and cannot bear our attack at all. Nanjun, Xiangyang... Humph, although these two places are important, how can they be as important as Sun Xunzhen? Even if these two places fall into the hands of the Gongsun family, as long as we keep Sun Xunzhen, we will be better than a hundred cities."

Zhang Zhao nodded.

The beauty of Iceberg said again: "Since Sun Xun really wants to delay time with us, we can let him delay, because this delay time is two-way. Sun Xun really stays in Jiangdong for one more day, so we will have one more day of opportunity to use tricks on Sun Xunzhen, and the chance of keeping him in Jiangdong forever will be even greater."

"But... the last time we tricked them into drinking aphrodisiacs at the banquet seemed to have been seen through." Zhang Zhao frowned and said, "That happened to the Third Young Master and Sun Xunzhen."

As soon as she talked about the last incident, the heart of the Iceberg Beauty was stumbled. She was cheated by Zhuge Liang, but she had sex with Sun Yu. This incident almost made her angry and vomited several liters of blood. At that time, she really wanted to stab Sun Yu with a knife.

However, as time passed day by day, after the initial anger cooled down, a strange feeling rose in her heart. After all, that man was very handsome and powerful. He was the man most qualified to get his body and mind in the world, right? After comforting herself with such a reason several times, the Iceberg Beauty's hatred for Sun Yu miraculously disappeared, and even a hint of sigh arose: How many women in Jiangdong want to borrow seeds from Sun Yu, but they didn't expect that they had failed, but they really had sex with Sun Yu.

Fortunately, no one knew about this, otherwise her jealous eyes would have stared to death.

"Hey! Governor, are you distracted?" Zhang Zhao's voice reminded him.

When the Iceberg Beauty woke up, she returned to reality. She continued the words just now and said, "Although we failed last time, we have a new opportunity..."

Zhang Zhao said in a slight shock: "Titanic?"

The beauty of the Iceberg nodded and said, "That's right, it's the broken ship! After the last time the aphrodisiac failed, I asked someone to go to the black market to buy some of the aphrodisiacs made by Yu Ji Laoxian. This is a kind of aphrodisiac. It has the same effect as the aphrodisiac. The difference is that it doesn't need to be eaten, it only needs to be smelled and will take effect. Humph... I don't believe that smoke can be transferred to others... cough... it's far."

The beauty of Iceberg paused and said, "Don't Sun Xunzhen want to star in a passionate scene with the third young master? Humph, Lord Zhang, then you bring a mysterious fragrance on your body. When they are performing a passionate scene, you light the mysterious fragrance outside the house... I don't believe that Sun Xunzhen can escape this time."

When Zhang Zhao heard that the beauty of Bingberg asked her to go to the incense, she was a little scared. After all, she was a civil servant and was not very brave in doing such things, so she had to ask: "Governor, last time it was the medicine you put in your own hands. You should also take the matter of the incense this time."

When she heard this, the beauty of Iceberg shook her whole body. Last time she gave medicine, she finally put herself down. How dare she go again this time? She said coldly: "No, the Zhuge Liang next to Sun Xunzhen is very difficult. I will entangle Zhuge Liang throughout this operation and prevent her from getting involved. I have to leave the matter of scented fragrance to you. Aren't you the most experienced in love affairs between men and women? I will feel at ease only if I leave it to you."

After hearing the words "The most experienced relationship between men and women", Zhang Zhao raised his head and said, "That's right, this matter is my Zhang Zhao!"

The beauty of iceberg took out a scented fragrance from the cabinet and gently handed it to Zhang Zhao's hand.
Chapter completed!