593, not a holiday inspection, but a stingy [2/2]

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The sword light burst out and penetrated the vast white fog. Yan Yanhua's white hair looked a bit weird and beautiful on the fog. How could a woman grow such hair? It's really incredible.

At this time, a general ran out of Gongsun’s army and rushed forward towards Yan Yan. Everyone looked carefully and found that it was Kou Feng’s girl. A crimson lighted up from her body, and the two big words “gun general” forced the fog back a little.

Yan Yan hummed, and a dazzling blue light quickly lit up on her body. The blue light quickly turned into a dark blue color, and the two big words "Knife General" flew up in the sky. Yan Yan casually slashed Kou Feng several feet away. The man followed the sword and continued to rush straight towards Tian Feng.

"Huh? A dark blue sword general?" Tian Feng couldn't help but think curiously: If she practiced martial arts for a few more years and upgraded to light gold, would she become a "King of Swords"? She hadn't seen a light gold general, and once she reached light gold, she would become a king.

The commander of the three armies was not approached by the enemy at will. As soon as Kou Feng retreated, Shamoko came forward. A light golden "strength" flashed. She bowed her hands and opened her mouth. Two arrows holding golden light immediately flew towards Yan Yan at the same time.

This strange two bows shot together obviously surprised Yan Yan. After rushing to fly two arrows, Yan Yan stopped rushing forward, his face full of shock, as if he saw something strange. She stared at Shamoko and said, "How can you...be like this?"

Everyone feels funny. Although it is a bit strange to shoot with both bows, you don’t need to make a fuss like this. Wuxi Barbarians are barbarians, isn’t it normal for some strange moves?

However, Yan Yan was not surprised by the fact that the two bows were shot together, but another problem brought about by this matter. She only heard her say seriously and seriously: "Arrow shooting is a waste of arrows, which should be strictly controlled. I didn't expect that you, a barbarian, would actually shoot two arrows at a time. You are a huge waste of strategic resources. A general like you is simply a shame among military generals and a scum! The mountains of gold and silver are not enough for you to shoot and play. Look, you just shot two arrows and were knocked away by me. Now you don't know where the arrows are flying. This is a waste."

She sighed solemnly and said, "Little sister, listen to my sister's advice, don't shoot arrows in the future. It's much more cost-effective than shooting arrows."

Shamoko: "…"

Everyone: "..."

Shamoko couldn't stand her thoughts, so he reached out to copy her caltrop bones and copied her caltrop bones into his hand. (I will explain again here that the caltrop bones are a thorn hammer, with a hammer head in front and many sharp thorns on it. People who have never seen it can understand it as an iron hedgehog on top of a *** head.)

Yan Yan was shocked again when he saw the caltrop bones of the caltrop bones, and then said furiously: "Miss Wuximan, you are really wasteful. Look at how much iron your weapon needs to be made. If you burn your caltrop bones to make the spear tips, at least dozens of spears can be made. As a knife person, I often sigh for wasting iron for my own knife, but I am a sword general, so I can only use a knife. I can't switch to an iron-saving gun. I didn't expect that your weapon is more exaggerated than mine. I can't be like you in a human being!"

She murmured: "You must know how easy it is for our lord to protect the military logistics of a country? I have to use iron everywhere. As the saying goes, good iron should be used on the blade, which means that iron is at most used to make knives, and you can't create more exaggerated things. Have you ever heard of good iron to be used on the bones of caltrops?"

Shamoko: "…"

Everyone: "..."

"I feel heartbroken for an army like you!" Yan Yan put away his sword and retreated, shouting: "I decided not to fight you. Your wasteful army will be punished by heaven. I don't need my opponent, so as not to waste my strength."

Shamoko: "…"

Everyone: "..."

Yan Yan retreated into the fog while talking nonsense.

Tian Feng smiled bitterly and suddenly said depressedly: "General Yan, I suddenly thought of something... I don't know whether to talk or not."

"speak!"

Tian Feng spread his hands and said, "You suddenly didn't fight with us. Are you afraid that you can't beat General Sha, and that her caltrop bones will break your long knife?"

Yan Yan: "…"

After a while, Yan Yan sighed and said, "What awesome Tian Feng, worthy of being the number one scholar in Hebei, you have seen my mind through it. I am dark blue, this Wuxi barbarian general is light golden, I will definitely not be able to beat it. Moreover, her caltrop bone has the function of locking the enemy's weapons. If my long sword is accidentally locked by her and then twisted it with force...will I lose a lot?"

Yan Yan stroked his long sword and said pitifully: "I used a lot of iron to build such a knife. I plan to use it for my whole life without changing it. I will continue to use it to my daughter in the future, so as not to waste these excellent iron. How can I waste it in such a place? During the inspection, we must conduct inspections!"

Puchi, all kinds of bloody sounds spread out in Gongsun’s army, and everyone could no longer bear it. Several soldiers took out a piece of bacon from their luggage and handed it to Tian Feng’s hand, and shouted: “Please use this bacon to slap her in the face. We really can’t stand it.”

Tian Feng also had a mouthful of blood in his throat and almost vomited it out. She said depressedly: "You... How did you get such a stingy woman? You are willing to marry you? You will definitely run away?" It turned out that Tian Feng also noticed Yan Yan's bun. Seeing that she was so stingy, she really couldn't stand it. I don't know which man could tolerate a woman like her.

Yan Yan was shocked when he heard Tian Feng's words: "Wow, the number one scholar in Hebei is well-known, and even such a thing can be seen at a glance? My man is really not willing to live with me. A few years ago, he left a sentence 'I'm so stingy,' and then ran away! I haven't found him yet."

Everyone: "..."

Yan Yan said to herself: "Before my mother died, she told me that it would cost a lot of money to get a son-in-law in the house. It was a waste. In order to save money, I bought a son-in-law from a young age. I originally planned to let him marry into my family after raising her. Later... Cough cough, it was probably because the family was too cheap, and he often couldn't eat enough. At the wedding banquet on the day of the wedding, I picked up some wild vegetables and put on a table... My son-in-law looked at the wedding table, suddenly cried, shouted "It's too stingy," and ran out of the door. I thought he would come back to the wedding chamber tonight, but he never came back!"

Everyone: "..."

Everyone's heart was cold. This... the family surnamed Yan is so stingy! Tian Feng had seen the wealthy sister Hua Tuo's wealthy look like, but Hua Tuo was only wealthy in making money. He was quite generous when spending money. He often spreads money to the poor with big hand, saying that it was too much to spend money.

But Yan Yan, God! Wild vegetables are placed in wedding banquets? Should we achieve this level of life? It would be strange if your child raises a son-in-law doesn’t run away. Only the genius is willing to marry into a family like you.

More than 20,000 Gongsun Jun were wiping cold sweats. He was frightened by the terrifying stinginess. He just watched Yan Yan slowly retreat into the fog. Yan Yan's voice sounded from the white mist and said, "Let's go, go back to the city, we won't ambush."

There was a voice of a side general who seemed to be protesting loudly: "General Yan, how can we remove the ambush? At this time, first launch a random arrow and then rush out, Gongsun Jun will be severely injured."

"Is it worth the money to send arrows at once? What should I do if I die when I rush out? Is it worth the money to comfort my family?" Yan Yan angrily taught the side general a lesson in the fog and said, "If you can save some, save some, all the savings are from the lord."

The side general said in a crying voice: "General Yan, if Gongsun Jun enters Chengdu, even Xichuan will not be his lord. You can't save it at this time!"

"Save at any time!" Yan Yan's voice gradually faded away: "Thrift and thrift are the virtues of our Han people. We must always be maintained, no matter when and wherever we are."

"General Yan... his subordinates... he can't stand it anymore!" The side general screamed shrillly, then stumbled out of the fog, knelt in front of Tian Feng with a thud, and shouted: "I am Zhao Wei, a Brazilian. I really can't stand Yan Yan's stinginess. I am willing to surrender to Gongsun Jun."

Tian Feng looked down and saw that the girl kneeling in front of him had a pretty face and a typical Sichuan beauty. Unfortunately... she was dressed in tatters and had worn holes on her armor. It seemed that life was miserable.

Gongsun Jun and others were speechless.

Looking at Zhao Wei's ragged armor, Tian Feng couldn't tell what his emotions were. He couldn't help but sigh: "Come on, I'll give this General Zhao Wei a new armor, and I'll be more beautiful."

Soon, a brand new armor was delivered to him, with a typical Gongsun Jun costume, a bright silver piece, a shiny silver helmet. Zhao Wei looked at the beautiful silver armor, and his eyes suddenly rolled in tears. He hugged the silver armor and cried loudly: "It's better to be Gongsun Jun. I have been following that stingy for five years. I have never even sent a beautiful armor in the army..."

Shamoko handed a bow and a bag of arrows, stuffed them into Zhao Wei's hand, and laughed: "General Zhao, you can shoot these arrows for fun, you don't need to save money!"

Zhao Wei's tears fell like a kite with broken strings: "I am so excited... Gongsun Jun can actually shoot arrows at will... I... I'm willing to die for Gongsun Jun!"

At this time, two generals stumbled out in the mist, both of whom were beautiful Sichuan girls, wearing tattered armor. The two knelt down beside Zhao Wei, and cried, "We are Li Yi, Pang Le, and I am willing to join Gongsun Jun..."

It turned out that these two people were hesitating just now whether to betray Yan Yan. After hearing Zhao Wei's crying, they did not hesitate anymore and quickly ran out to surrender, saying, "That guy is so stingy. He doesn't even send a red envelope during the holidays... One year during the holidays, she finally sent a red envelope. We were still happy, thinking that the sun was coming out from the west, but when we opened it, there was a piece of paper inside, which said, 'This red envelope is worth a penny, so that you can send it to the juniors in the family during the New Year and don't have to buy red envelopes again'..."

Gongsun Jun and others: "..."
Chapter completed!