630, Big-headed girl's death advice [1/2]

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Gongsun Jun slowly entered Chengdu City, Zhang Ren walked in front with dejected expression, Sun Yu and Gongsun Yue rode in, followed by Zhuge Liang, Zhou Yu, Xiao Zhao Yun and other large groups of military advisors and generals, followed by Bai Ma Yicong and tens of thousands of miscellaneous soldiers.

On both sides of the road were two rows of depressed Xichuan civil servants, Huang Quan, Li Fu, Dong He, Lai Min, Wang Shang... Most people had humiliation and anxiety on their faces, but a few people had long been looking forward to Gongsun Jun's entry, so they looked happy on their faces.

"Take us to Liu Zhang's mansion." Sun Yu said to Zhang Ren: "I'm going to meet her."

Generally speaking, if a country surrenders to another country, the monarch should kneel on the side of the road to greet him, and hand over the seals and military talismans that represent state power to the victorious party. However, Liu Zhang fell into a vegetable and was sleeping all the time, so she did not come to the city gate to welcome Gongsun Jun, so she had to go to see her by Sun Yu and others.

Sun Yu's request is not surprising.

But when the long-legged girl Zhang Ren heard Sun Yu's words, her face suddenly changed. The thoughts in her heart turned like a lantern. She remembered the rumors about Sun Yu*** Zhang Xiu, and said tragically: "My lord is sleepy and there is nothing to see. You can ask me any requests."

"No, I want to see her." Sun Yu insisted.

Liu Zhang must meet him, and Sun Yu also planned to take over Liu Zhang's body for his sister Tong Yuan to use. However... this kind of possession of other people's bodies has caused ethical problems in later generations. In the Three Kingdoms era, people's consciousness was more conservative, and I don't know if Zhang Ren could accept it.

If Tong Yuan occupied Liu Zhang's body, as long as he spoke, the Xichuan civil and military officials who were familiar with Liu Zhang would be able to see immediately that she was not Liu Zhang, but a treasure that occupied Liu Zhang's body, and it would be impossible to hide it.

If you tell me the idea of ​​beating Liu Zhang now, I don’t know if Zhang Ren will fight with him immediately. Forget it, take one step at a time and go and see Liu Zhang first.

Zhang Ren sighed and led everyone to the official residence in the center of the city.

Sun Yu looked around and saw that the bustling and extraordinary small town in Chengdu was not inferior to Xiangyang. There were many peddlers and bars on both sides of the street, pushing carts and carrying loads. At this time, they stopped and looked at Gongsun Jun in horror. There were many shops on the roadside selling Shu brocade, which were rich in varieties and cheap and sufficient in quantity. No wonder this place was called Jinguan City.

When he arrived at the center of the city, a huge official residence appeared in front of him, which was somewhat similar to a palace. Liu Zhang was the bloodline of the Han royal family. In later generations, people often called Liu Zhang the uncle Liu, and was side by side with Liu Bei, the uncle. In fact, when Liu Bei took over Xichuan, he took advantage of Liu Zhang's convenience of treating him as his brother and plotted against Liu Zhang a few times. Later, Cao Zhi wrote a seven-step poem because he was forced by his brother Cao Pi, but no one noticed Liu Bei, a fake benevolence and righteous guy. In fact, he had attacked his brother Liu Zhang before Cao Pi. If Liu Zhang had also had poetry talent, he might have written "Why are we too anxious to fight each other" before Cao Zhi.

Liu Zhang can be regarded as a royal title, so her residence was built according to the royal specifications, which has a bit of a small imperial city. The gate of this residence is as high as two meters high, which is really impressive.

Sun Yu thought to himself: It would be nice to live here with Ruan Mei after snatching this house.

Just as I thought of this, I suddenly saw a woman hanging upside down on the door of the tall official residence. She was wearing a purple scribe robe and a silver crown on her head. She was about twenty years old and had a pretty good appearance. She had a big head and was a big beauty.

When Zhang Ren saw this person, he immediately frowned and said, "Mr. Wang, what are you doing when you hang yourself upside down in front of the lord's door?"

It turns out that this big-headed beauty is named Wang Lei, a native of Guanghan. She is engaged in Yizhou and is also a loyal minister of Liu Zhang.

The big-headed beauty was hanging upside down, so her blood rushed to her head, her face turned red, and she said with difficulty: "Zhang Ren, you are a traitor who is heartbroken, you are not qualified to talk to me..."

After saying that, she ignored Zhang Ren and said to Sun Yu and Gongsun Yue: "If you want to enter this mansion to harm my lord, I will cut off the rope and knock it down and fall to death."

nm01 At this time, he was introducing Sun Yu: "Wang Lei, when Liu Bei entered Xichuan, he advised Liu Zhang not to welcome Liu Bei. He hung himself upside down on the city gate with a rope, holding a warning sign with one hand and holding a sword with the other, saying that if Liu Zhang did not listen to him, he would cut the rope and kill him on the ground. As a result, Liu Zhang did not listen, he cut the rope and killed him. He was a famous loyal minister. Later generations praised the poem: Hanging the city gate upside down to hold the advice sign, and fighting for the general to die to repay Liu Zhang. Huang Quan finally surrendered to Bei, how could he be like Wang Leigang!"

Wow, another person who used suicide to threaten people, Sun Yu was sweating profusely.

Zhuge Liang next to him was afraid that Sun Yu would have a bad guy to get sick, so he snatched the conversation and looked up at the big-headed beauty hanging on the door and said, "We are not familiar with you. If you want to kill me, just hit me and kill me. Our Gongsun Jun does not have a bad guy."

The second lady Gongsun Yue was also afraid that Sun Yu would pretend to be a bad person. She took a small bow from her back, pulled the bow and aimed at the beauty of big head hanging upside down on the door, and said with a smile: "Hanging this way is just enough for me to practice archery..."

Sun Yu spread his hands, and his bad habits seemed to have spread in Gongsun Jun. Now the girls are rushing to act as evil people to help him open the way, which really touched and depressed him. No, I have to express it a little.

Sun Yu raised his head and said to the big-headed beauty: "Believe it or not, I will never frown when I see you die." After that, Sun Yu felt that such a threat was not evil enough, so he decided to talk nonsense to increase his evil level. He added: "I am a quirk and like to fiddle with women's bodies the most. When you die, I promise to wash your body and put it in an eighteen way."

Silk, the onlookers gasped for a while, and even Gongsun Yue was stunned. He didn't react for a long time, and just thought to himself: Wow, my Xunzhen still has this hobby? I'm a little...uh...dream.

Zhang Renze's face turned pale and screamed in his heart: Sun Xunzhen is so perverted?

The big-headed beauty was stunned for a moment, obviously frightened, and then said angrily: "You can't scare me! I'll be dead anyway, and I don't know anything. Are you still afraid of being put on the 18-shaped appearance? If you have the ability, you can put me on the 19-shaped appearance."

She suddenly waved her hand and pointed at the generals of Gongsun Jun. The blue light lit up. Two large blue characters flew out from the top of her head, but she was hanging upside down, so the two blue characters were also inverted. Sun Yu twisted his head 180 degrees and took several seconds to understand these two characters.

"Death advice"

The big-headed beauty laughed at the word "death advice" and said, "Do you know what my heart control skill is? Haha, anyone who has hit me, the heart control skill will do things according to my last words whenever I see me die."

The big-headed beauty shouted: "Listen, no one is allowed to enter this official residence after I die, otherwise I will not let him go if I become a ghost!" After she said this, she proudly added: "Now I have already said the last words. If you have the ability, kill me? If you kill me now, you will definitely not be able to enter this house."

I'm dizzy, and there is such a heart-control technique? Sun Yu is so angry, what kind of messy functions? No wonder the game "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" will be ordered to be destroyed in the future. Such a game is simply perverted. Do you really want players to die? Which perverted designer did it?

Gongsun Jun and others were sweating and hesitating. Even Zhuge Liang had no choice.

However, at this moment, a low piano sound suddenly sounded behind Sun Yu. The sound of the piano was melodious, with a sad and melody, and a touching melody, which attracted everyone's attention in an instant.

The soft golden light emitted, and two golden words "Le Shen" flew into the air. It turned out that it was Cai Yan's girl playing the piano.

The big-headed beauty hanging upside down couldn't help but be stunned when she heard the sound of the piano and said in a daze: "This is... the guqin song "Mozi Sad Si" written by Mo Di in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period?"

"That's right, this is "Mozi's Sorrow Silk"." Cai Yan's voice sounded faintly.

"Mozi's Sad Silk" tells a simple story. When Mozi saw the white silk quilt dyed into various colors, he felt very sad. The silk was originally flawless, but it was dyed with other colors and was polluted. People are just like silk. If they are not careful in making friends or are with bad people, they will be polluted, which is the greatest misfortune in life. Therefore, people should know how to pity themselves, cherish themselves, and stay away from bad influences.

Cai Yan played it while smiling: "This is a song I only learned. When I play this song, all the heart-control skills that affect others will fail. Your 'death advice' is useless. If you don't believe it, try to die once."

Wow, so strong? Sun Yu was overjoyed. It turned out that Cai Yan had learned such a powerful piano music, so there was no need for international songs. As long as he played such a song, Dong Zhuo's heart control skills would be completely finished. It was great. Haha, it seems that after dealing with Xichuan, he could consider dealing with Dong Zhuo.

Hearing Cai Yan's words, the beautiful queen with big head hanging upside down was exhausted... After a while, her tears suddenly burst out from her eyes, dripping down her pretty face, and dripping dripping.

"Please... let my lord go... I, Wang Lei, make a cow and a horse for you..." The big-headed beauty cried so hard that she finally knew why Zhang Ren was surrendered. It was because Gongsun Jun was too strong, and there were all kinds of people, and there were almost no flaws at all.

"It's too ugly to get off the door, hanging upside down." Zhuge Liang hooked his fingers at the big-headed beauty and said, "After coming down, listen to us, otherwise I won't show Liu Zhang like eighteen."
Chapter completed!