635, Pineapple War Opens [2/2]

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Just as Sun Yu and others hurriedly ordered their troops and generals and were about to rush out of the southern gate, Wei Yan was the first to face the Southern Barbarian Army.

Gongsun Yue sent Wei Yan, Ma Chao, Ma Dai and Pang De to take over the city defense. Wei Yan happened to be in charge of the defense of the South City Gate. So when the Southern Barbarians appeared outside the city gate, the Yiyang Wushu under Wei Yan immediately discovered the enemy outside the city.

"General, a large number of barbarian soldiers appeared outside the city." A military soldier from Yiyang reported loudly to Wei Yan.

"Barbarian soldier?" Wei Yanman said indifferently: "Is it the kind of black man who only knows how to scream and speaks like '★●◇★●◇○'? Just like Wuxi Man."

The Yiyang Wushu nodded.

Wei Yan hummed, "Then I'll go out of the city to drive them away." She turned over her war horse, carried a long sword, and wanted the soldiers to open the city to fight.

The soldiers of Yiyang Wushang were shocked and advised bitterly: "General, you should not underestimate the enemy. Please stay in the city and wait until the other generals and military advisors arrive before going to fight."

Wei Yan hummed, "You don't want me to go out, I insist on going out."

She slapped her horse's butt and rushed out through the city gate. Three thousand soldiers were following behind. The Yangwu soldiers of Yiyi complained and quickly sent someone to knock on the gong to warn him, and then went to the other gates to invite the three generals of Ma Chao, Ma Dai and Pang De, and then ordered people to go to the official residence in the center of the city to inform Sun Yu and Gongsun Yue.

Wei Yan left the southern gate and saw that the Southern Barbarians outside the city had gathered into a formation. At the opening of the formation gate, a little loli jumped out, wearing a tiger-skinned chest, a tiger-skinned waist skirt, and a bronze-colored skin, looking full of wildness. This person was Meng Huo.

Meng Huo shouted to Wei Yan: "Are you from Gongsun Jun?"

"That's right." Wei Yan snorted coldly: "Are you looking for death when you come to tease our army?"

Meng Huo laughed strangely and said, "I'm here to advise you not to eat pineapples. Pineapples are not delicious. Never eat pineapples just because they are fine, and don't force everyone in the world to eat pineapples. This practice is extremely wrong and inhumane and must be stopped resolutely..."

Before she finished speaking, Wei Yan said sarcastically: "You don't want me to eat pineapple, I insist on eating pineapple. And I like to eat pineapple the most. I eat it every day and every night. Not only do I eat it myself, but I also force everyone around me to eat it. I will catch all those who don't eat it and hit the board."

In fact, Wei Yan didn’t know what pineapple is, she had never seen it, had never eaten it, and had no idea how it tasted. She just habitually sang the opposite tune.

Meng Huo was furious: "Sure enough, Gongsun Jun is so hateful. Let me tell you that your Gongsun Jun's southern army has been defeated by me, and all civil and military officials have been captured. You surrender immediately and withdraw from Xichuan, otherwise I will kill all the people of your southern army."

"You want me to withdraw, but I won't retreat." Wei Yan said carelessly: "I don't believe that you can catch the monsters of the Southern Army. Just one Huang Zhong is enough for you to drink a pot."

Before Wei Yan finished speaking, a row of girls were introduced from the Southern Barbarians, all tied tightly with cow tendons. Looking around, it was Tian Feng, Huang Zhong, Xu Huang, Shamoke and others, all tied up in one go, and the swords and spears of the Southern Barbarians were placed around their necks.

Seeing Wei Yan in front, Tian Feng immediately said anxiously: "General Wei, dismount quickly... Don't ride on the horse..."

"You don't want me to ride a horse, I insist on..." Wei Yan said.

Before he finished speaking, Meng Huo waved his hand and the golden light of the "Beast God" lit up. Wei Yan and his men and horses rushed in to a large net opened by the Southern Barbarians. Then, he collected the large net and tied Wei Yan tightly...

"Well, I told you to get off the horse quickly. Why are you so stubborn..." Tian Feng sighed.

Wei Yan Khan.

Wei Yan had just been tied up here, and Ma Chao, Ma Dai and Pang De arrived. Ma Chao was sleeping, but he didn't know what was happening around him. When Pang De, who was more upright, saw that the Southern Barbarians had captured many famous generals in his rank, he immediately furiously said: "How dare you, thief..."

"Three generals, get off the horse quickly!" Tian Feng yelled again and pulled his neck open.

"Who, the military generals of our Ma family trio are cavalry gods, cavalry kings, cavalry generals. How can we fight if we get off the horse?" Pang De wiped his sweat and decided not to listen to Tian Feng's words.

Ma Dai looked confused: "Why should I get off the horse?"

Ma Chao: "Hulu...silly..."

As a result, Meng Huo waved his hand, and three men and three horses rushed into the big net together, and was tied up by the Southern Barbarians into rice dumplings.

Tian Feng: "..."

This is simply a tragedy. It is so true that Meng Huo captured dozens of Gongsun Jun's generals alive in succession.

Meng Huo walked to the new captives and laughed: "Bad guys, I'll arrest them all, hahaha, I'll tell you to eat pineapples! I hate pineapples the most."

Monk Pang Dezhe was confused. What happened to the pineapple? What did it have to do with us?

A female general flashed next to Meng Huo. She was busy with teeth. She whispered to Meng Huo: "King, all these enemies are very skilled. For the sake of safety, it is better to kill them. Just tie them up and make people feel uneasy."

Meng Huo's eyes bulged and said, "Kill it? How can that be? They just like to eat pineapples and make me hate it. They have not committed any serious crimes. They just need to teach a lesson. Why do they kill them all?"

Huggy teeth said: "If you like to eat pineapple, you should kill it."

Meng Huo was furious: "Sister Zhurong also likes to eat pineapples. Do you want to kill her too?"

The tooth grows frightened and quickly stepped aside.

At this time, the head army suddenly brought a lot of plates and bowls, with a lot of food piled up. One head army shouted: "King, General Zhurong ordered us to send you some snacks, saying that you have worked hard in the war and need to replenish your energy and eat more."

Meng Huo screamed and turned to look. He saw that the plate contained: "Milk pineapple, pineapple biscuits, honey pineapple, brown sugar pineapple, pineapple cake, pineapple steamed buns... It turns out that it is all snacks... It is not fried or braised, but the recipe is still very terrible."

Meng Huo sweated for a long time, grabbed a terrifying brown sugar pineapple and put it in front of Wei Yan and said, "Look at it, what a terrible food this is. Normal people must not eat this kind of thing."

Wei Yan snorted coldly and said, "You don't want me to eat, I insist on eating." Although she was tied up very strongly, her neck could still move. She poked her head forward and took away the pineapple from Meng Huo's hand with her mouth. Then, she swallowed the pineapple pickled in brown sugar water.

The taste was indeed not covered. Wei Yan was sweating profusely and his expression was extremely bitter. But she was very stubborn and forced to eat this unpalatable thing. After eating, she forced a smile and said, "It's delicious, so delicious."

Meng Huo gasped: "Gongsun Jun is indeed extremely evil. No, I must defeat and drive away such a terrible enemy. I must not let Gongsun Jun take over the world."

When Sun Yu led his army to the south gate, it was when Wei Yan had just eaten the brown sugar pineapple. There were drums in Chengdu. Sun Yu rode a spear and rushed out of the city, followed by all the generals of the Northern Army. Hearing that the enemy captured all the Southern Army, Wei Yan and Ma Chao were captured alive. Sun Yu didn't know who Meng Huo was. He was so powerful, so he set up all the generals, and even the top monsters of the civil and military, Xiao Xiao Zhao Yun and Zhuge Liang, also went out to form together.

The two armies faced each other, and before the pre-war nonsense was started, Tian Feng's fierce shouts came from the middle of the battlefield: "Drop off the horse, Xunzhen, dismount quickly..."

When Sun Yu heard this, he jumped off the war horse without hesitation. He was not the stubborn and perverted Wei Yan, nor the three generals of the Ma family who had to ride on the horse. Tian Feng shouted at the top of his lungs and decided that no matter what the reason was, he would get off first.

Seeing Sun Yu dismount, the female generals who had always listened to Sun Yu's words also turned over and dismounted, standing obediently behind Sun Yu.

But the soldiers behind everyone, especially Bai Ma Yicong, had hesitation on their faces.

Gongsun Yue glanced at the white horse Yicong who was still riding on the horse, and understood what they were hesitating, so he frowned and said, "It's nothing we can get off the horse. If the white horse Yicong gets off the horse, they will all become step archers, and their combat power will be reduced."

"Well, that's true..." Sun Yu also hesitated for a moment. Although he jumped off the horse after hearing Tian Feng's words, he wanted five thousand white horses to be dismounted for no reason, and it seemed that he didn't fit the military strategy.

At this time, the soldiers who witnessed the entire process of Wei Yan being captured by the South City Gate shouted together: "Drop off the horse quickly, enemy generals can control war horses..."

Bai Ma Yicong was shocked and jumped off the horse's back and drove the war horse aside.

The Southern Barbarians on the opposite side watched Gongsun Jun’s instinct, and did not stop him, and did not even send anyone to cover Tian Feng’s mouth.

Meng Huo laughed and said, "I didn't cover Tian Feng's mouth. I wasn't afraid of you fighting in the middle of the battle. Now I will tell you one last time, immediately withdraw from Xichuan, give up fighting for the world, and swear not to eat pineapples, otherwise I want you to look good."

Gongsun Yue was furious and said, "I'm crazy, I'm sorry to you for these inexplicable conditions, especially the last one, what pineapple? What the hell is pineapple?" Gongsun Yue is from Hebei and does not produce pineapple, so she doesn't know what pineapple is.

Meng Huo also furiously said, "Pretending to be crazy, I already know that your Gongsun Jun loves to eat pineapples the most. You are here to lie to me. You Han people like to lie to others too much. Since you don't listen to me, don't blame me for bullying others."

Meng Huo's body flapped, the golden light lit up, and the word "Beast God" suddenly jumped out from above his head.

These two words just jumped into the air. Sun Yu, Zhuge Liang, and Gongsun Yue immediately looked at each other and were overjoyed: One of the ten gods?

That's great. I've really searched for everything without missing any effort. The ten gods are still missing two generals. We don't know where to find them, but one of them came here on his own initiative.
Chapter completed!