641. The Wisdom of Mimi Eyes [2/2]
641, The Wisdom of Mimi Eyes【2/2】
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Sun Yu's cracking operation soon failed. Nm01 flew into the Jade Seal box and entered the cracking program into the virtual lottery robot. He quickly returned a lot of prompts such as "Errors, Unknown Errors". Then the virtual lottery shouted: "There are too many erroneous test errors, and the IP is blocked for ten days..."
Then, there was nothing. Sun Yu and his nm01 were included in the "hacking attack" sequence. After ten days of sealing, Xu Cai would refuse to talk to Sun Yu again within ten days and return to the jade seal.
Well, it seems that my cracking program is really the 20th century thinking. If it doesn’t work, I have to learn from the lessons of this failure and patch my cracking program...
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Just as Sun Yu was working hard to study the procedures, in the deep mountains not far southwest of Chengdu, the Southern Barbarian Army set up camps, and a group of Southern Barbarian generals surrounded them, thinking hard about ways to rescue Duosi.
Meng Huo held his head and said, "No, I can't think of a way to save King Duosi... Even tigers, leopards, wolfs, and bears cannot beat the girl named Zhao Yun. I don't have any powerful animals anymore. Our military advisor King Duosi was also captured, and no one can come up with an idea now, oh."
Zhu Rong, busy with teeth, three golden rings, Ah Huinan, Dong Tu and others are not good at strategy, they stare at each other, and they can't come up with effective methods. The poor Southern Barbarians lack military advisors.
At this time, a barbarian soldier suddenly ran into the central army's tent to report: "Mr. Meng Jie is here to reinforce."
"Sister Meng Jie is here?" Meng Huo was overjoyed: "Come in quickly. It's great. If she is here, someone will come up with an idea."
It turns out that Meng Jie is Meng Huo's elder sister. She is smart and wiser, and is smarter than King Duosi. However, Meng Jie is relatively low-key and lives in seclusion in the mountains and forests. She calls herself "Wan'an Sensor". Not many people know her existence, so the title of "The No. wise man in the Southern Barbarians" fell on King Duosi, otherwise there would be no Duosi's share.
A short while later, Meng Jie walked into the central army and appeared in front of everyone. Although she was a southern barbarian, she was wearing a Han uniform, looking quite like a Han scholar. She was solemn and tall, and she really had a bit of hermit style. She was twenty-two years old this year, in her prime, and her temperament was like a lonely lotus... Wow, it wasn't so exaggerated, but she was surrounded by people like savages, so naturally it highlighted her.
Meng Jie asked in a low voice, "Why are my sister worried? Why don't you tell me about it?" This guy spoke in a very literary way, and he used Chinese. He dropped his book bag, which almost made a group of southern barbarians around him unable to understand.
Zhu Rong coughed dryly and quickly explained in detail the battle between the Southern Barbarians and Gongsun Jun these days.
After hearing this, Meng Jie sighed: "We are barbarians. We should learn more etiquette from the Han people. How can we meet each other? You really disappoint me."
Zhu Rong smiled bitterly and said, "I've beaten up. The problem now is that I have to rescue Duosi. The other party's military advisor said that Duosi will be cleaned up in seven days. If it's too late to save it...ah!"
"Washing white?" Meng Jie could understand this sentence. She was slightly stunned and said, "It is Duosi's fate to be washed white by the Han man. Why do you need to rescue him? This is a good thing!"
"Ah? Washing Baibai means killing it and cleaning it, and offering it to the desk?" Zhu Rong was shocked.
Meng Jie shook his head and said, "Washing Baibai means going to take a bath and performing the ritual of Duke Zhou with a man."
Zhurong: "..."
Meng Huo: "..."
All men and women were silent. In fact, although the Southern Barbarians talked about the Han people who couldn't stand it, they also knew that the Han people were orthodox in the Central Plains. The barbarians always yearned for the Han people's culture. Many barbarians dreamed of having a biological child with a Han scholar. This has always been the deepest delusion in the hearts of ethnic minorities in Chinese history... After five thousand years of China, I don't know how many Miao women, Tujia women, and Zhuang girls were deceived by Han scholars...
Wow, I'm going to say it's too far. Although the relationship between men and women occurred two hundred years ago in this world, in the hearts of many ethnic minority girls, being able to get married with the Han family is still a beautiful wish.
Hearing that Xibaibai means this, Zhu Rong and Meng Huo were silent together. After a long time, the two of them said jealously: "No, we have to rescue her within seven days. She is the military advisor of our Southern Barbarian Army and cannot afford the Han men."
There was a voice in their hearts shouting: We haven't gotten the Han family to be a man, how could Duosi be qualified? We must not do it, we must do it, we cannot make any less money, this little girl Duosi.
The two of them said to Meng Jie together: "Mr. Wan'an, please give me an idea..."
Meng Jie frowned and thought for a long time before saying, "Forget it, I will help you think about it. Listen to you, the most outstanding person in Gongsun’s army is the little girl named Zhao Yun, and the rest are not enough."
“That’s right!”
Meng Jie nodded, thought for a while, and then smiled and said, "I have a plan. This woman has a kind heart. It can be seen from the leopard, wolf, and bear that she will not kill you. To deal with such kind-hearted people, you cannot attack them by beasts..."
"What beast should I use?" Meng Huo Daqi.
Meng Jie stretched out two fingers and said, "Two words... show cuteness!"
Meng Huo: "..."
Meng Jie continued: "Send a very cute animal to restrain this person and keep her from fighting."
"But, there are no cute animals around me. Can you catch squirrels and be cute?" Meng Huo said anxiously.
Meng Jie shook his head and said, "I know there is an animal that is cute and cute, and it can restrain Zhao Yun. This animal is in Wolong Mountain not far from Chenggong."
Meng Huo was overjoyed: "Then let's hurry up and catch it."
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At the same time, in Liaodong, Xiangping City.
Mimiyan was wearing a colorful brocade robe and sat high on the first seat of the conference hall. It has been several months since Cao Pi and Cao Zhi’s two daughters. Mimiyan’s slightly swollen figure has returned to its original state due to pregnancy. At this time, she looked arrogant and beautiful, and it also contained a mature flavor.
The two daughters had just finished drinking milk and were sleeping in the arms of the maid beside her, while Mimiyan herself was dealing with government affairs.
"Report!" A messenger ran in with sweat on his head and said, "According to... reliable news, the most important figure of Gongsun Jun, Sun Yu and Sun Xunzhen were poisoned to death by Jiangdong..."
"Bang!" The brush in Mimi's hand was broken into two pieces, but her expression did not change, her movements did not change, and even her voice did not change. As soon as her gorgeous robe unfolded, she stood up gently, and asked in a gorgeous posture, "When did it happen? What is the specific process?"
The messenger quickly said: "Last winter, we got the news too late because of the heavy snow and snow, so we only know now. It is said that this is the case..." The messenger told the inquiry at a very fast speed.
"So that's it." After hearing this, Mimi sat back on her seat calmly and smiled: "You're a trick to kill me!"
"What's the solution?" Sima Yi next to him said strangely. She didn't like to talk, but she was very surprised why Mimi said she was pretending to die after hearing this, so she rarely squeezed out two words to ask.
Mimi's eyes became a thin line, and there was a wise light in her eyes: "If Xunzhen died in front of me, would I let Lu Su and others from Jiangdong go? Will Zhou Yu allow Xunzhen to be buried? Let's take it! I will dismantle them all, throw them into the Han River to feed fish, and then rush the army to point directly at the Eastern Wu and kill all the old and young people in the Eastern Wu family. Especially Zhou Yu, not killing a thousand swords is not enough to calm her anger, so how can she allow her to pay for her? This is a strategy used by Gongsun Jun to seize the ten gods in Jiangdong."
Her breasts closed and she smiled and said, "I guess Xunzhen will wait for Zhou Yu in the coffin. When she gets buried with her, she will catch her, no matter what you say first! Then Zhou Yu will listen to him obediently."
Sima Yi nodded.
Mimi smiled and said, "Xunzhen is really becoming more and more dishonest. He definitely couldn't do such a thing in the past. Could it be that there was a hooligan around him teaching him these things?"
Sima Yi: “…”
"Report!" Another messenger ran in and shouted: "Dong Zhuo's army is coming soon, led by the military advisor Cheng Yu, General Dian Wei as the general, and also brought Cao Ren, Cao Hong, Li Dian, Le Jin and other deputy generals, with great momentum."
After hearing this, Mimi's eyes remained silent, and a meaningful smile appeared on the corner of her mouth: "Dong Zhuo, a fool, sent half of my old subordinates back at one time. I really don't know if I should thank her or hold a grudge against her. The order..."
Mimi took up the naughty tiger talisman and threw it to the hall, saying, "I will lead the army to fight myself, Sima Yi will be the military advisor with the army, Cao Zhang will be the vanguard, Deng Ai, Zhong Hui, Yang Hu, Ma Jun... all attacked me."
The messenger hurried out, and soon another messenger ran in and shouted: "Lord, two little girls came to join the army. They said they had the talent of a general. They were both very young, only eleven years old, which was exactly the age of fourteen you asked for."
Mimi's eyes were overjoyed: "Come in!"
After a while, the messenger led two little girls with red lips and white teeth to the hall. The two children were obviously twins, with their heights and sages. At first glance, they could not tell who was who was. Both of them were very beautiful, wearing cute skirts and small braids on their heads.
Mimiyan valued talents the most and understood the principle of being respectful to the wise and polite. She smiled and said to her two children: "Two little sisters, what are your names? What are the skills of generals?"
The two little loli said arrogantly: "Our names are Yan Liang, Wen Chou, and Hebei Nanpi people. The military generals are dark blue 'cavalry'. I hope they can serve as the general in your army!"
"Xiami?" The breasts, who had just heard that Sun Yu was dead, suddenly stood up: "Your name is Yan Liang, Wen Chou?"
Chapter completed!