659. Lantern Battle [2/2]
659, Lantern Battle【2/2】
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In fact, Sun Yu himself also has a solution, but it's just not sure now. His idea was to rewrite the program about "Gun God" after cracking the original code of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".
With years of experience in studying robot programming languages, he can be sure that there is a conditional judgment statement in the core program of "Gun God". First, determine whether it is attached to a gun, then determine whether the gun is held in a person's hand, and then determine whether the person is its owner. Only when all the conditions are met can Tong Yuan come out.
All he had to do was to destroy this condition so that Tong Yuan could directly enter a vegetable body without using the gun and refuse to recognize his master, and control his body to be reborn.
With this idea as a backing, he didn't mind that the soft girl would temporarily give half of her life to Tong Yuan. Anyway, it would not take a few years for him to break the super authority, and the soft girl only had half of her sacrifice in these few years.
After the world is pacified, I will also crack the program. At that time, I will find a vegetable and let Tong Yuan come out of the soft girl's body and attach it to the vegetable. It will be done simply! The soft girl can recover to a completely soft girl, and Tong Yuan will also become an independent Tong Yuan. I can even expand this matter, and I will also have to wait for my rescue, as well as the arrogant Qinghong Sword...
After all, as long as you crack the program, you will have the ability to solve all problems! You can even change the female-only special purpose limited to the Nano Robot of the General Technology to "Sun Yu Special purpose", and you will be invincible by then.
"Miss Zhuge, if you have too much thought about this, I will find a solution." Sun Yu couldn't say the program or something, so he had to vaguely say it.
But Zhuge Liang came to delay time so he naturally refused to relax. He twisted Sun Yu and started talking nonsense: "Xunzhen, I heard you are going to find a small building with red lanterns tonight."
"Ah?" Sun Yu's face turned slightly red: "How do you know about this?"
The female hooligan chuckled and said, "Huang Yueying is very familiar with me, so of course I won't hide this kind of thing."
"Uh!" Sun Yu was very angry.
The female hooligan continued to laugh and said, "She asked me to pass on a message to you... After entering her small building, don't use your night vision ability."
"Why?" Sun Yu Daqi.
"Are you stupid? Why do women ask for lights to be turned off when they are intimate? You're shy!" The female gangster said seriously: "Now everyone knows that you have a general skill like "night attack", and you can also see things at night. Women are very uneasy. In the past, they could cover up their shyness by using the darkness. What should I do now?"
"Oh, so that's it." Sun Yu was a little macho. Since the women were shy, he said generously: "Okay, I promised her that she would never use night vision."
In fact, touching a woman's bed in a dark and lit place is also a kind of fun. If you don't need night vision, it's not a big problem! Sun Yu is still doing good in this regard.
Just as the two were chatting and quarreling, the backyard of Liu Zhang's mansion had already entered a first-level combat readiness state! The literary girl gave a nice operation code for this battle, called "Lantern Battle".
At this time, the gardener girl Liu Zhang had washed herself and made her fragrant. She lay on the bed surrounded by flowers, quietly waiting for Sun Yu to favor her. Her trusted civil servant, the beautiful queen, was tired and held up a cute red lantern in front of the building.
As for another confidant, Zhang Ren, a long-legged girl, was wearing a black night-strolling dress and quietly got into the flowers, wanting to steal Huang Yueying's lanterns. If you can't steal them, you can rob him. Anyway, for the sake of his lord, the long-legged girl can be lifeless or shameless. In her opinion, Huang Yueying's combat power is not strong, so there should be no problem for him to rob the lanterns.
Zhang Ren sneaked in the flowers for a while. In order to facilitate his actions, Liu Zhang had deliberately dispersed all the maids in the backyard. Tonight, the backyard of Liu Zhang's mansion was basically unprepared.
Soon, Zhang Ren discovered that there was a red lantern hanging in front of a small building in front of it, and the soft red light looked very conspicuous at night.
"Huh? I remember that this building was not where Huang Yueying lives." Daqi, a long-legged girl, but she didn't hesitate. I care where you live. Since there are lanterns here, it's even where Huang Yueying lives. In short, this lantern must be removed.
The long-legged girl sneaked under the lantern and was about to reach out to pick it, suddenly the figure in the flowers beside her swayed, and another person in black night clothes appeared. Seeing the man in black, she seemed to be trying to pick the lantern. The two of them discovered each other at the same time, and were stunned. Then they both reacted, quickly took a step back, and each took out his weapons in his hand.
"Are you Xu Huang?" The long-legged girl was shocked.
"Are you Zhang Ren?" Niu B girl was also shocked.
"Why are you going to pick this lantern?" The two of them asked this question almost at the same time.
"I'll help my lord..." The long-legged girl said this with her upright temperament that she could not speak to others. Unfortunately, she was wearing a night outfit and looked sneaky and not very strong.
Xu Huang and Niu B coaxed and said, "Xunzhen and I have been married for a long time. We don't care about this lantern. I'm here to help my old friend Mi Zhu tonight." It turned out that Xu Huang and the Mi family had a friendship when they were in Xuzhou. This time, there was no military general in the Mi family, so they had to ask Xu Huang to come and help, so she naturally agreed.
The long-legged girl didn’t know how Mi Zhu knew about the Lantern, so she didn’t bother to ask now. In short, she said: Just hit her!
Although both of them are taking off the lantern in front of the small building, the same goal does not mean that they are allies. On the contrary, they are obviously enemies. After taking off the lantern, they must still have to take off the other party's lantern.
"Gun King" and "Axe King", two sets of golden characters emerged, neither of them made any sound, for fear of alarming the owner of the cottage, but they did not hesitate to move the two of them. The Xuanhua axe and the iron spear were intertwined in an instant, emitting a melody of light and shadow.
But this action was too big after all. The people in the room were obviously alarmed. The door of the small building hit the ground and was pushed open from the inside. The serious girl Zhang He frowned and walked out. This was her small building!
She is quite honest and honest, and she doesn't want to compete with other women to make things difficult for Sun Yu, so she only hung lanterns in front of her house. She didn't think about picking other people's things, but she didn't expect someone to come to deal with her...
Seeing that the two of them were fighting at the door, Zhang He shouted sweetly: "It's outrageous."
The word "high-yang" jumped over the head, and the serious girl fired her iron spear and joined in. The three of them were fighting together. Among them, Zhang Ren's martial arts was the best, but when the three sides had the advantage, the other two would invisibly join forces, which made the three of them entangled together and could not decide the outcome for a long time.
The fight was lively here, and the other side was not peaceful.
An unexpected guest came to Huang Yueying's small building. It turned out to be Liu Xun. She was Liu Xie's sister and also came to help Liu Xie deal with other people's lanterns. As for Liu Xie herself, she was watching her own lanterns at home.
When Liu Xun touched Huang Yueying's building, there was no one here. She was proud and thought she was planning to do so. She rushed up and reached out to pick the lantern. Unexpectedly, she heard a clattering sound in her ears. Four fishing nets came from front, back, left and right directions, and immediately made her net like a fish. It turned out that Huang Yueying was not a fool. When she saw that the women in the yard were preparing lanterns, she knew that the news had leaked. Although she had no combat power, she knew how to learn the mechanism, so she used the mechanism to protect her lanterns.
On the other side, Bian Xi and Hu Ban joined forces and were guarding a red lantern. Bian Xi's sister knew that she had low combat power and was not worthy of people, so she had to find Hu Ban to help her. If the three Yellow Turban giants were here, Bian Xi might be able to ask for help from the three giants, but the three giants were stationed in Jingzhou, and the combat power of the Yellow Turban lineage in Chengdu was really not very good.
The two of them didn't dare to steal other people's lanterns, so they had to guard their own.
However, these two poor girls were soon bullied by the "huge dark forces". A group of mice attacked in black, scaring Bian Xi and Hu Ban into a panic. Not to mention the lantern, even Xiaolou didn't dare to ask for it. It turned out that the Southern Barbarian King Meng Huo helped her sister Zhu Rong deal with people.
The most united girl in the yard is the Jiangdong girl. Zhuge Liang also revealed the lanterns to the Jiangdong envoys, intentionally or unintentionally. As a result, the Jiangdong girl was also doing her best at this time.
"Zhang Zhao... You are a civil servant, so don't go out to fight. You and Huang Gai are at home and look forward to our lanterns." Sun Shangxiang snorted: "My combat power is the strongest. I will take Zumao out to grab someone else's."
Sun Shangxiang and Zu Mao left their small building and groped forward for a while. But not far ahead was Xia Houlan's room, and a red lantern was also hanging in front of the small building.
The two of them whispered and discussed it, and they both thought that Xia Houlan was a soft persimmon and was easy to pinch. It was good to use Xia Houlan first.
"Xiao Ji" and "Double Swords" used their military skills to pounce on Xiahou Lan's lantern at the same time.
Unexpectedly, Xun You and Xun Yu had been waiting for a long time in front of Xiahou Lan's small building. Although Xiahou Lan's combat effectiveness was extremely poor, she was from the Cao family. All the Cao family generals who were visiting the Gongsun Army were standing on Xiahou Lan's side.
Seeing the girl from Jiangdong pounced on him, Xun Yu sneered: "I knew that you Jiangdong people were uneasy and wanted to win over Sun Xunzhen in front of our Cao army? Look at the trick!"
The two rows of gold characters "Sound East" and "Click West" light up at the same time.
Sun Shangxiang and Zu Mao were stunned, and at the same time, one turned to the east and the other ran to the west.
"Hmph, there is no one in Jiangdong who is reliable, so how powerful is our Cao army?" Xun You said proudly.
Xun Yu deeply agreed with this: "Just relying on the gangsters in Jiangdong, don't even think about taking lanterns from us. Lord Guo Jia will definitely be able to pick other people's lanterns. Tonight, Sun Xunzhen will definitely have to spend the spring night with our General Xiahou Lan, haha."
This is absolutely not arrogant. In fact, wherever Guo Jia passed, the girls fell to the ground one after another. No one could stand up normally under her "jealous plot of heaven". Isn't it a piece of cake to grab a few lanterns?
The entire backyard was smoky and chaotic, but the girls were biting their lips without making a sound. In the dark and quiet night, there was only the occasional sound of slapping.
Chapter completed!