807. Zhang Baiqi and the Yellow Turban Chapter [1/2]
"If it doesn't work, it doesn't work!" Zhang Yan said depressedly: "I can't accept this kind of thing happening."
Bian Xi next to him walked forward timidly and said, "Tianshi, if you only be a maid...I...I will also be a maid. If you serve Xunzhen, I will help him fold the quilt. Please let me continue to follow the Tianshi..."
Zhang Baiqi shook his head and said, "No, you could have been a concubine, why do you have to go crazy with me? I don't agree."
Bian Xi gritted her teeth and suddenly came out of her arms, including pen, ink, paper and ink. She actually carried these things with her, opened the paper to the ground, and wrote: "Guarantee letter: I, Bian Xi, here I promise that I will follow the Tianshi for the rest of my life. The Tianshi will be a maid, and I will be a maid, too..."
After writing, she drew a girl, stamped her handprint, and said, "Look, this is the "Please Letter of Being a Maid for the Lifetime" I wrote, and I am very serious."
Zhang Baiqi: "..."
Sun Yu: “…”
Zhang Yan shrugged: "I don't want to be a maid. Since you don't be a concubine, I won't do it anymore. I will continue to be a general and continue to be my Black Mountain Commander... Let me just be a secret lover for Xunzhen. Relying on my swallow-like bodywork, I can go to the backyard of the palace as if I want to. On a dark and windy night, I flew into Xunzhen in a general's armor and had a tryst with him. I said so romantically."
Sun Yu knelt: "Stop! I don't want a ghost to knock on the window in the middle of the night. Please be more serious."
Liao Hua next to him shrugged: "I don't know what you are struggling with, whether you are a concubine, a lover, or a maid, I believe Xunzhen will not treat any of us badly. In short... my petty bourgeois life can continue, no matter what it is, it doesn't matter."
She took out a delicate small wooden box of rouge from the small bag she carried with her and handed it to everyone and said, "This is the latest trend. Everyone will wipe some rouge purchased from Xiangyang. It is very serious to sweep the graves. Today, everyone has not put on makeup and is so ugly. You are so ugly. Whether it is a maid or a concubine, Xunzhen will not want it."
The girls were shocked: "Is it really ugly? Take Yanzhi quickly!"
"Get the bronze mirror!"
"Is there a puddle? I'll take a look..."
The serious topic suddenly stopped and turned into a makeup discussion for girls. Sun Yu smiled bitterly, pulled out his tui and walked into the carriage next to him, intending to go back to the car to rest for a while.
At this moment, the big xiong emperor Zhou Cang suddenly flashed and got into the same carriage as Sun Yu.
"What's the matter with General Zhou Cang to find me?" Sun Yu Daqi.
"Xunzhen, I opened the skylight and said something bright." Zhou Cang hummed and said, "You lied to me to follow you, and the bait I used was to introduce you to the excellent men who introduced you to the "Beijing Village". Now, several years have passed. Where is the handsome guy you introduced to me? Where is it?"
"This..." Sun Yu Khan, he had long forgotten about this matter.
"Where is the Beijing village?" asked the big xiong lady viciously: "Where are your brothers and brothers? Where are the handsome guys in the Beijing village? Call it out quickly!"
"Cough..." Sun Yu didn't know what to say.
"It seems that I was lying to me." Daxiong's Royal Sister was furious.
"This... I'm really not lying to you. There are indeed many handsome guys in Beijing." Sun Yu said: "But, for one reason or another, I am the only one in Beijing who can come out to see you. Everyone else... cough cough... can't come..."
"Ah...you...you are so bad that you actually lied to me." The big xiong sister fell down in the carriage, supported her hands on the board, her head drooped, and made a standard frustrated forward bent action.
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This action made her xiong's front peaks hang down, swaying and very impressive. Sun Yu couldn't help but think badly: This guy's xiong weapon is not inferior to the witch emperor, it is very powerful.
After a long time, the big xiong emperor slowly recovered from the frustrated body. When he looked up, his eyes shot green light: "Xunzhen, you have deceived me for a few years. My youth and my beautiful youth have all been delayed like this. You have to compensate me."
No, right? The law does not recognize the loss of youth.
The big xiong sister pounced on the car board and pressed Sun Yu down on the car board. She reached out to remove Sun Yu's clothes: "Please accompany me with my youth, and use your body to compensate... I calculated that I joined Gongsun Jun in the first year of the Demon. Now it is the first year of the Great Meng, and there are three years apart... OK, a year is 365 days, and three years is one thousand... cough... more than one thousand days." She was not good at math, and she would not be able to calculate how many days three years were in a while. Anyway, it would be more than one thousand.
Sun Yu felt a little nervous: "What are you doing?"
"You owe me three years to pay for physical compensation, once a day, and it's more than a thousand times in total!" The big xiong sister said viciously: "Come now, we won't rest until we finish it!"
Sun Yu: “…”
Hey, hey, joking? More than a thousand times will die! You will definitely die! Forget it, just do it. I'm a man now, I'm not an ordinary rookie man. It's not a simple matter to deal with you, a big xiong guy. If you kill me, you'll know that it's impossible to kill you more than a thousand times.
As soon as Sun Yu turned over, he pressed the big xiong emperor under him. With a moan of his hands, two huge soft and soft drops fell into his hands...
Very cool!
At this time, the car door suddenly touched the ground and was kicked open. Zhang Yan flew in lightly and said furiously: "Zhou Cang, you don't usually speak or vent your anger. You actually want to steal food and Xunzhen? I haven't succeeded yet." Behind her, Zhang Baiqi, Bian Xi, Liao Hua and others, all looking at Zhou Cang with strange eyes.
"Why did you steal food? Is this what Xun really owe me?" The big xiong sister said, "He has been a long time and I am about to collect the bill."
"More than a thousand times?" Zhang Yan was shocked, Zhang Baiqi was shocked, and Liao Hua was shocked.
The big xiong emperor snorted: "Don't come to get in the way of me before I take back my more than a thousand times."
"I'm so faint, how could I not come to get in the way of you?" Zhang Yan cursed: "If you really want you to take away all these thousand times, will we have our soup? No, I'll fight with you." She took off her clothes and squeezed into Sun Yu's arms: "Don't pay attention to that silly woman, let's come first."
Bian Xi also threw away the guarantee letter, paper, pen and other things in her hand and rushed in: "I'll fight!"
"This... I'm afraid it's not good, right?" Sun Yu pretended to be fishy and rejected.
"This...that...don't worry, you haven't taken a shower yet..." Zhang Baiqi ran away with a blushing face and his heartbeat, and quickly closed the carriage: "Maid...Maid, go and prepare hot water for you to bathe..."
"Maid outside, when will you come in together?" Sun Yutian's shameless voice came out...
Then, the carriage squeaked...
Chapter completed!