Chapter 9 The Peak Joke
Chapter 9: The Peak of the Mountain Top
Seeing Linghu Chong standing alone on the edge of the cliff, Lin Pingzhi looked around and said, "Linghu, why are you standing there? Do you want to jump off the cliff and learn peerless sword skills? Then you should jump quickly and let me see those who are undead in the legendary cliff."
Linghu Chong was so amused and laughed at by Lin Pingzhi's words. He turned around and walked to Lin Pingzhi, took a jar of wine from Lin Pingzhi's hand, slapped the Kaifeng mud and started drinking.
Lin Pingzhi looked at Linghu Chong's standard expression of "I'm broken up" and smiled. He walked to a big stone, placed a jar of wine, and then asked Zi Yan to take out the exquisite side dishes in the food box, and sat down with Zi Yan to eat and drink, without caring about Linghu Chong who was drinking next to him.
Looking at Zi Yan who had been walking around Siguo Cliff, Lin Pingzhi picked his eyes and asked Zi Yan if he saw Yue Lingshan. The little girl pouted and rolled her eyes, saying that she hadn't seen Yue Lingshan just now. Lin Pingzhi nodded, thinking that Yue Lingshan might be very confused, so she didn't come to Siguo Cliff, so she danced her chopsticks and asked Yan'er to have dinner quickly. The two of them just ate some in the morning and didn't have lunch at all, but they were hungry.
After a while, the two of them swept away the dishes with a few plates of side dishes. Lin Pingyi, who was full of wine, sipped a small wine while looking at Linghu Chong, who was standing next to him with an empty jar. He couldn't help but laugh in his heart, thinking that Linghu Chong was such a chic person, but he would become extremely stupid when he encountered emotional problems. He pushed Linghu Chong and Lin Pingzhi shouted: "Linghu, the soul is back. Have you encountered any problems that you can't figure out? Tell me, brother, solve them for you. Has your Dugu Jiujian been practicing something wrong? Come on, I'll let you know." As he said that, he laughed twice and pulled out the sword on his waist as if he was decent.
Linghu Chong looked at Lin Pingzhi, who looked very ungrateful, and then took a jar of wine beside Lin Pingzhi and walked aside to prepare to continue drinking.
Seeing that Linghu Chong ignored him, Lin Pingzhi laughed twice and then came to Linghu Chong and continued, "Linghu, what's wrong with you? Tell me what's wrong with you? Brother, I support you. Today is a happy day for your engagement. Tsk tsk, Miss Su is beautiful and actually made you have a good fortune. I don't know how many lifetimes you have cultivated." After that, he sighed beside Linghu Chong, looking very regretful, just like he had a crush on Su Wan'er for decades.
After Linghu Chong glanced at a certain slut, he turned around and walked to the side of the mountain wall. If he hadn't had the intention to do it, he would have beaten someone up. Yan'er, who was sitting on the stone pier, was cleaning up the dishes. Seeing Lin Pingzhi constantly teasing Linghu Chong, he also laughed sweetly.
Lin Pingzhi was lying around Linghu Chong, and sighed in a low voice to the air beside him: "Hey, if Miss Su hadn't been engaged to you Linghu, Young Master, I would have ruined this marriage. How could such beauties as Miss Su be able to be absorbed by those ordinary people? Linghu, you must know that it is not difficult to get this done at all."
Linghu Chong heard Lin Pingzhi's words, his eyes lit up immediately. He threw away the wine jar in his hand, grabbed Lin Pingzhi's arm hard, and asked anxiously: "Alin, do you think you can help me turn off this marriage?"
Lin Pingzhi broke away from Linghu Chong's palm, looked at Linghu Chong innocence, and asked foolishly: "Of course, you can find a few gangsters to sprinkle medicine and cover them with black cloth. If the woman is gone, she will make a fuss. But Miss Su is engaged to you, how can a brother insult you behind your back? I'm just talking, you have to know that I, Lin Pingzhi, are not that kind of villain."
Linghu Chong was so anxious that he pulled out the sword in his left hand, chopped the mountain wall hard, and cut out a string of Mars. After taking a deep breath and calming down, Linghu Chong told Lin Pingzhi: "Alin, you must make this a shame. You must know that you are not a bad thing for me, you are helping Miss Su. How can you delay the prodigal son Linghu Chong?" Linghu Chong was usually smart and clever, but now it was related to his lifelong affairs. He was still confused and lost his standards. He didn't realize that Lin Pingzhi was just teasing him from the beginning.
Lin Pingzhi stared at Linghu Chong with wide eyes, waved his hands and said, "No, no, bad people's marriage is a huge sin, it will be a long life. Young Master, I won't do this loss-making business." After that, he turned around and left, saying that he would definitely not do this unethical thing.
Linghu Chong was anxious and thought to himself that you boy wouldn't do it. What should I do if the young man did? He hurriedly caught up with Lin Pingzhi who was taking small steps in front and said anxiously: "Alin, you must help this time. You don't want Miss Su to destroy me like a fairy-like person."
Lin Pingzhi stopped his eyes twice and said to Linghu Chong: "I understand Linghu, you are indeed a natural heroic heart. You can not even be moved by such a beauty at the moment, but you are still thinking about others." Lin Pingzhi suddenly pretended to be careless and asked: "Hey, Linghu, do you have someone you like, so you want to refuse marriage?"
Linghu Chong seemed to have been stepped on his tail, shook his head and kept saying nothing. Lin Pingzhi said 'Oh' and then turned around Linghu Chong's neck back to the stone pier to let him sit down, and said, "Linghu, don't you have to be impatient. What's so scary about this? Isn't you just not wanting to marry them Emei? Your master can't hide the face of Master Qiu, so he made you get engaged to Miss Su, and it's not to let you get married to Miss Su on the spot. What's wrong with you? After all, you have a guaranteed wife. If you are disfigured by someone else in the future, Miss Su will have to pinch your nose and marry you. Where can I find such a good thing?"
Lin Pingzhi saw Linghu Chong's eyebrows raised and quickly tried hard on his arm, so that Linghu Chong would jump up, and then said, "Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, I'm just talking about things. It's not difficult to turn off this marriage. Think about the reason why the leader Qiu gang wanted you to marry was because he was not interested in the wealth and power of our Five Yue Sword Sect. I hope we can help Emei so that Emei would not be destroyed by the demons in the future.
Dugu Nine Swords have become great. Find a dark and windy night, touch the Yunding to destroy the Demon Sect, so that their Emei will be no external threat. If Miss Su falls in love with the young heroes of other sects, hehe, then the leader Qiu will have to regret the marriage to Master Yue, and there is no such thing as you, Young Hero Linghu. So, you just need to wait. Practice the sword technique and destroy the whole Demon Sect at will."
Linghu Chong's eyes lit up and nodded repeatedly. Although he felt that Lin Pingzhi was not right, he still made some sense. He thought that this method might be successful. He couldn't help but smile on his face, and gave Lin Ping a elbow with a smile, and said, "Alin, I knew you have many ideas. If this matter is really done, then I didn't say anything. As long as you say, Alin, I, Linghu Chong, will get you the swords and seas of fire, and then let's drink enough."
Lin Pingzhi laughed and said narrowly: "Linghu, you are really cunning. You want to kill me with just one good meal of wine. Let's drink that wine together. You are really unreasonable. Brother, I don't want to do more. Just pass the Dugu Nine Swords onto me two swords. How about it?" After that, he burst into laughter. Even if he couldn't learn Dugu Nine Swords, he was happy to make things difficult for Linghu to rush over a few more times.
Linghu Chong rolled his eyes and said, "Alin, you are indeed an expert in taking advantage of the situation. Dugu Jiujian can't teach you. Not to mention that Master Feng will not let you, I just want to teach you, but I haven't learned all of it myself. How do you teach me? Let's do that. That meal of wine will remain unchanged. If I create some powerful sword skills myself, I will teach you again?"
Lin Pingzhi opened his mouth wide and looked at Linghu Chong. Obviously, he didn't expect that people could be as shameless as this. He thought to himself, you guy who can't even handle me, dared to speak arrogantly about creating your own sword skills and then teach me again? When you create any sword skills, young master, I may have learned such magical skills as Feixian from the sky or Yijian West. It turns out that he is poor and ruthless. Linghu Chong decided not to blackmail this pauper, but the Dugu Nine Swords that never let go of Lin Pingzhi's eyes lit up, so he was poor enough and ruthless. Lin Pingzhi really had no choice but to do anything about him as a bachelor who was not afraid of boiling water. He compared Linghu Chong with a gesture of contempt. Lin Pingzhi decided not to blackmail this pauper, and instead disgusted him in other aspects.
Just as Lin Pingzhi's eyes were rumbling and his mind was flying, Lu Dayou rushed to Siguo Cliff and rushed to Linghu Chong. Seeing the proud expression on Linghu Chong's face that had not been too late to put it away, Lu Dayou was stunned and almost fell in front of Lin Pingzhi. Obviously, he didn't expect that Linghu Chong had this proud expression, which made Lu Dayou's heart a little distant.
Lin Pingzhi sat on the stone pier, and his internal force was slightly supported by Lu Dayou. He smiled and said, "Dayou, it's not a family's engagement. You don't need to kowtow to congratulate me. Even if you kneel down for me, I don't have the money to reward you. Well, by the way, you came up a little late. If your light skills were better, you wouldn't be surprised to kowtow to me." Lin Pingzhi secretly damaged Linghu Chong, and Zi Yan, who was standing next to him, smirked.
Lu Da ignored Lin Pingzhi's teasing and stared at Linghu Chong in front of him and said anxiously: "Senior Brother, they all said that you and Miss Su..."
Linghu Chong looked at Lu Dayou and smiled slightly. He was moved and couldn't help but think of Lu Dayou's surprised expression just now. He thought that Liuhou knew him and knew that he would definitely not want to get engaged with Miss Su. Fortunately, Liuhou came one step late, otherwise he would really let him see his down-and-out appearance. He patted Lu Dayou's shoulder and Linghu Chong said, "Don't worry, Liuhou, senior brother has his own way."
Lu Dayou still didn't understand what was going on, but he was still anxious and said to Linghu Chong: "But, junior sister, junior sister."
Lin Pingzhi explained to Lu Dayou next to him: "Your senior brother has already thought about it. She is planning to ask for a wife from all over the world. She just discussed how to do business with me to make money from betrothal gifts, so I told you that he has his own way."
When Linghu Chong heard this, he almost drew his sword and chopped off the nonsense guy. He turned around and glared at Lin Ping fiercely. When Lu Dayou heard this, he looked at Linghu Chong with a bit of a ghost. He looked at Linghu Chong in confusion and murmured: "But junior sister, junior sister."
Lin Pingzhi took over the conversation and shouted, "Ah? Could it be that Junior Sister Yue went to fight Miss Su alone? Haha, Yan'er, go and watch the fun." As he said that, Zi Yan was about to run away. He knew that Linghu Chong was about to explode, and it was true that he took advantage of the excuse to run away.
Linghu Chong was also anxious. He didn't care about Lin Pingzhi and asked tightly on Lu Dayou's shoulders: "Dayou, is the little junior sister really going to trouble Miss Su?" Seeing Lu Dayou shook his head repeatedly, Linghu Chong breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it was okay. When he turned around and was about to find the guy who spread rumors, he found that there was no trace of someone on the top of the mountain. He could only hear the faint laughter in the mountains, so angry that Linghu Chong wanted to chop people.
Lu Dayou thought about it for a long time, but still couldn't understand the matter. He asked Linghu Chong weakly: "Senior Brother, you, you."
Linghu Chong waved his hand and said, "Dayou, did you tell me about it? Senior brother already has a way to do this. I, Linghu Chong, will definitely not let my junior sister down." Seeing Lu Dayou's eyes lit up and wanted to continue asking questions, Linghu Chong quickly said, "This method cannot be shared with outsiders. Don't worry too much, just believe in your senior brother, I will be fine."
Lu Dayou nodded heavily and was about to go down the mountain. After all, the conference was about to come, and he still had a lot of things. As soon as he took a step, Lu Dayou scratched his head again and said to Linghu Chong: "Senior Brother Lin runs very fast, and I still want to ask him something."
Although Linghu Chong wanted to bite Lin Pingzhi a few times immediately, he still said, "Dayou, what are you going to ask? Is there any sword technique that doesn't work? Come and tell me."
Lu Da shook his head a little embarrassedly and said, "No, senior brother, it was the question that Brother Bai Jin from Hengshan who asked me. I guessed for several days. Every time he asked me, I answered wrongly. He had already laughed at me many times."
Linghu Chong became interested and kept saying, "Tell me quickly, you have to ask Alin, are these questions he asked? He had really asked me a lot of strange questions before, maybe I will know the answer."
Lu Da said a little, "That's right, Senior Brother Bai Jin said that these questions were indeed given to him by Senior Brother Lin on Hengshan. The question was: Who is the strongest martial arts man in history? I said it was the nameless old monk in Shaolin Temple, and Senior Brother Bai said it was no. I also said it was the King of Quanzhen Sect, but I also said it was the hero Guo Jing, but Bai Jin, who killed that day, actually laughed and said that I was too stupid and didn't know such a simple question. I told me that the man was the leader of the Ming Sect, and I couldn't understand it. Although Zhang Wuji and Zhang Sect Master Zhang were both Nine Yang Divine Arts and Tai Chi, he would not be stronger than the nameless monk in Shaolin Temple, so I wanted to ask Senior Brother Lin what was going on."
When Linghu Chong heard Lu Dayou say something, he smiled with a smile. After hearing Lu Dayou's words, he smiled and closed his eyes. Looking at Lu Dayou's innocent expression, Linghu Chong held back his laughter and asked Lu Dayou to go down the mountain quickly. He told him not to always think about the boring questions given by Lin Pingzhi, nor could he think about whether people like Lin Pingzhi could ask any serious questions.
Chapter completed!