1161,hateful
Xiaobai ran into the bedroom, found his aunt who was laying the quilt, and hurriedly said that he wanted to tell her something funny to him.
"What a funny thing, say!"
The movements on Malanhua's hands did not stop.
"Xi Doll and Luliu, Dudu wet the bed, hahahahahaha~~~"
"You tell me this at this time, what do you mean? It means you will wet the bed tonight?"
"I'm a big child~ Aunt, I'll tell you something funny."
"explain!"
"You don't even look at me for a moment~"
"Okay, I looked at you and said."
"Liuliu's old man wet the bed, hahahahahaha~ I'm so laughing to death~"
Ma Lanhua said oh, and went to the living room to urge Bai Jianping to sleep and not stay up late to watch TV.
"Don't you go to work tomorrow?"
"want."
"Then you won't sleep!!!"
Xiaobai stretched out his little head from behind Ma Lanhua and said, "Uncle, don't you sleep yet!"
Bai Jianping suddenly realized that he had become someone else's care, and two of them came at once!
When Malanhua returned to the bedroom, Xiaobai followed her step by step and asked, "Auntie, don't you laugh at the funny thing?"
"Haha~" Malanhua smiled copingly.
Xiaobai was very dissatisfied: "You are not really smiling!"
"I'm not sincere? I really feel it! Hahahaha, look, I laughed again."
Xiaobai muttered, still very dissatisfied with his aunt's reaction.
Seeing this, Ma Lanhua warned: "Don't scold me secretly."
Xiaobai: "I don't scold you."
"Then what are you talking about?"
"My old man heard me telling me something funny, and he laughed so loudly."
“…Okay, go to bed!”
Malanhua lay down on the bed, and Xiaobai also climbed up and wanted to lie beside her, but Malanhua stopped her and drove her out of the bed, pointed to the small bed opposite and said, "Little friend, where to sleep, I have already prepared it for you."
Xiaobai looked at a small bed alone, pointed at himself in disbelief, and asked Ma Lanhua: "I'm sleeping alone?"
"Of course you sleep alone, what a fool? Do you have to sleep with me as your older child?"
Xiaobai nodded repeatedly.
"You think beautifully!"
"Why?"
"I'm afraid you'll wet the bed."
"Yeah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah
"Ying, I punch one."
"Shuo Shuo!"
"What did you say?"
"...Aunt, I'll tell you something funny."
"……you say."
"Uncle likes other wives!"
“…say.”
Xiaobai immediately got up from the bed, crawled under the bed and tinkered for a while. When he crawled out, he held two magazines in his hand and presented them to his aunt like a treasure, "Hohoho, look!"
Malanhua held it in her hand, looked around casually, and squeezed her big hands tightly.
Xiaobai was still secretly saying, "My uncle also threw a copy downstairs. I saw it all! He didn't let me read it yet! ╭(╯^╰)╮~"
"Where did you find it?" asked Malanhua.
Xiaobai pointed to the upper bunk of Malanhua, which was Bai Jianping's bed and said he found it there.
"Who else knows?" Ma Lanhua didn't believe Xiaobai a little, thinking that Xiaobai's fart was a bit unfair, and it was possible to hack her uncle.
"And the wedding doll!"
Before Xiaobai could finish his words, Bai Jianping came in. Xiaobai quickly climbed onto the bed, lay in the innermost part of the wall, quietly not talking, and preparing to watch the show.
After Bai Jianping came in, he said, "I will go to work in the crew tomorrow. Lao Ma, do you want to go and have a look together? There are so many big stars... Hey, what are you holding in your hand?"
Ma Lanhua didn't even look at him, but continued to look through the magazine in her hand with "relatives" and exclaimed: "This woman is very excited~"
Bai Jianping had already seen clearly that this was the magazine he had hidden. He was so scared that his soul was rising. He looked at Xiaobai in the corner and saw Xiaobai hiding on the bed, blinking his eyes, and his face was cute~
This ~small ~small ~ black~!!
Bai Jianping was furious.
Xiaobai seemed to see his anger and hurriedly said, "Auntie, aunt, uncle wants to beat me~~"
"He dares!" Ma Lanhua faced her face coldly, and her murderous aura was filled with her.
"I dare not, it's nothing!" Bai Jianping quickly denied it, and even hated Xiaobai, the little girl, and wanted to pick it up and beat her up...a hundred times!
Ma Lanhua has lost interest in the two magazines in her hands. She threw the magazine in front of Bai Jianping and said, "Tell me! Where did it come from?"
Bai Jianping hesitated and wanted to speak but stopped, weighing in his heart the pros and cons of telling the truth or telling lies.
At this time, Malanhua said again: "I know you are not such a person. If you don't have such a hobby, there must be other reasons."
Bai Jianping immediately climbed along the pole and said, "It was given by Xiaobai from the construction site."
Xiaobai in the corner immediately jumped up and said it was not her! It was not her! She didn't do such a thing, excited and angry, staring at Bai Jianping with big eyes, very unhappy that his uncle framed her.
"Don't be excited! It's not that you, Xiaobai!" Ma Lanhua comforted her, and then said to Bai Jianping, "You can see it. I believe you won't do anything randomly, right?"
"Yes, yes, yes, I'm very busy with work, I'm not a mess."
"Okay, go to bed."
Seeing that Ma Lanhua was so easy to let herself go, a big stone in Bai Jianping's heart finally fell to the ground. He glanced at Xiaobai in the corner of the wall and gave the child a meaningful look.
The adults' tacit understanding is that they understand something and don't say it out loud, but the child does not play according to the rules, so they immediately complained: "Auntie, uncle wants to kill me! I'm so scared~~ Who will save me? I'm a good baby, I'm just a little naughty~"
Who knew that my aunt did not speak for her this time, but shouted: "Don't make a noise! Sleep!"
"Sleep, say slept, ah haha~" Bai Jianping responded enthusiastically and climbed onto the bed and lay down.
There was no one talking in the bedroom, but Xiaobai rolled on the bed from time to time.
"Xiaobai, what are you living in? Get out of here, are you Liuliu?"
"I'm a jujuliu? I'm a xiaopai."
"piggy!"
"Oh, I'm not a little pig, either."
"Can you sleep well?"
"Can't sleep~"
"You can't sleep at your age? What do you want to live?"
"Auntie, will Xiao Xiaobai call him aunt?"
“No~”
"Did you teach her?"
"Don't teach me."
"Why don't you teach? I've called you to teach!"
"You are so excited! Xiao Xiaobai doesn't even want to shout at his parents, just call him your aunt?"
"Auntie, Gugugugugu~~ Listen, it's so easy."
With Xiaobai's cooing sound, a beeping sound actually sounded in the room.
The beeping sounds are everywhere, and the chicken family is here too!
"Oh, is the chicken? I'm here?"
At this time, Bai Jianping, who had not spoken, only heard him complaining to Ma Lanhua on the lower bunk: "Old Ma, let me tell you something about Xiaobai, this melon girl."
"Is it a funny thing about me?" Xiaobai asked with interest.
Bai Jianping: "It's not funny, it's so hateful!"
Chapter completed!