Chapter 226 Two brushes (100/2)(1/2)
Funny, continues.
Because of a "Tang Yin Poem Collection" and Mrs. Hua's anger, Tang Bohu had to continue to hide his identity as his Hua'an.
When Tang Bohu knocked on the bowl and whispered rap, the barrage was already quite dense:
"Not to be a human being!"
"I scold myself!"
"Puff, can you get some things in the world?"
"Look at Mrs. Hua and the others, they are so weird!"
"Can these women listen to orgasm?"
"Who knew that Tang Bohu... was too devilish!"
"Xianyu is indeed a master of composition. The songs in this movie, excluding the spoof elements, are really nice!"
"I'm so happy that my stomach is cramped!"
“…”
Knocking the bowl, knocking on the stool, and knocking on the pillars, Tang Bohu can compose everything, which has completely implemented his own evaluation:
He is both outstanding in poetry and painting, and is good at music.
In other movies, this setting is really just a setting, but in this movie, everything is extremely convincing!
Tang Bohu's poem.
Tang Bohu's music.
All are undoubtedly high-level!
The first of the four great talents in Jiangnan is well-known!
A movie is a connected line, and unnecessary characters do not need to exist.
When the story goes into a turning point again, Zhu Zhishan appears.
He pretended to be Tang Bohu and was captured in Huafu. When King Ning, who was about to rebel, came to trouble Master Hua.
Therefore.
When Zhu Zhishan pretended to be Tang Bohu, had a dew-filled relationship with Sister Pomegranate, and seriously drew a picture of a chicken pecking rice in front of everyone, no matter how high the laughter was, the person who laughed loudly laughed!
This is the famous scene of "Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance".
It is because this is really classic.
"Phoenix Mystery Picture Niu Chuang!"
"True tiger, come out soon hahahahahahaha."
"I wish Brother Zhishan to find your pomegranate sister."
"Puff, Sister Pomegranate..."
"Who can withstand this!"
"The beautiful and peerless pomegranate sister!"
“…”
Deng Chi also started to have stomachache.
Yes, it's a laugh.
This movie seems to have new jokes pop up every second, making people laugh.
What?
depression?
At least at this moment, Deng Chi completely forgot this. He covered his stomach and almost burst into tears.
In fact.
As the plot of the movie develops here, famous scenes have been one after another.
at this time.
King Ning sent a staff officer to issue a first couplet: "There are three masters in one village and two miles in total, but they dared to teach seven, eight or nine sons very boldly!"
As soon as this couplet came out, let alone Master Hua was confused, the audience was also confused!
There is no doubt that this couplet is difficult.
And just as the audience was expecting, the real Tang Bohu appeared, and he directly followed up: "Nine out of ten rooms can get eight liang, seven qian, six cents, five milli, four cents, and four cents, and even two-minded and one-stop dirty!"
"wrong."
The staff officer sneered.
Deng Chi frowned.
This couplet of Tang Bohu is interesting, but it is not neat and the reality is different. However, this is a movie, so there is no need to be serious about it...
"Just kidding."
Tang Bohu casually said: "Nine monks in the ten temples and eight scrolls, obeying the seven precepts, six paths and five rules, but he regrets that there is no four, three and two disciples can do it at will."
Deng Chi's eyes lit up!
This is indeed right!
It's more than just here?
It seems to be to make Tang Bohu's literary talent outstanding and more convincing. Each couplet in the following couplet is a high energy in front of it—
"In the picture, the dragon does not sing and the tiger does not roar. The little book servant is ridiculous and ridiculous!"
"The cart in the chessboard has no wheels and no reins, and the general is beware of the cavalry!"
"There are harmony and harmony everywhere!"
"Rain, rain, wind, flowers, flowers, leaves, leaves, and leaves every year!!"
"Ten thoughts, think of your king, country, country, and country."
"Eight eyes enjoy together, enjoy the flowers, moon and autumn fragrance~"
"you……"
"Just kidding, thank you for your words, thank God, thank you for the king."
I can make jokes but I can make it...
The parallelism is not neat, just a joke...
Not to mention that it is absolutely true throughout the ages, at least it can be seen that these couplets have extremely high gold content!
Not just funny!
At the same time, it gives people a feeling of being refreshed and reassuring!
The style of this movie will never pass after three seconds. After the audience felt happy, laughter followed, and the staff officer suddenly fell to the ground and vomited blood...
"The legendary three liters of vomiting blood?"
"This pair is ignited!"
"I can't match these pairs?"
"I wrote poems in front and played couplets here. Please take my knees with envy fish!"
"Mama asked me why I was watching the movie on my knees..."
"This movie is simply a solo show of Xianyu!"
"After showing music and poetry, and after showing poetry and couplets, I can only say that I envy the fish and cows..."
"I was crying when I was shown!"
"I will write more poems in the future!"
"I'm sorry I don't have any meaning, I just smiled."
"So too, I laughed and screamed!"
"That's what? I can laugh at the pig!"
“…”
From funny, to surprise, to shock, the barrage is already dense at this moment. I am afraid that even the audience who don’t like to interact will be blown up by these famous scenes!
There is no audience to remain calm...
It’s not that this movie kills all the audience, but because the audience who don’t like this movie has disappeared at this moment, and the audience who sees it is really attracted by the movie!
Just then.
A barrage floated out from the corner that made many people's hearts tremble: "Tell you a ghost story and see the progress bar."
To be continued...