Chapter 9 The Immortal Tomb
"Bah, that's what you said." A kind of alternative 'irritability' appeared on Brother Chengxin's face. He threw the chopsticks and shouted at the outside of the door: "You said fuck you? How could you really stop you if you close the door? Don't you know that you are coming in? Pretend to make trouble!"
I was so happy that I ate a large piece of meat and said to Brother Chengxin: "What's wrong? Brother Chengxin, you still speak Northeast dialect? Look, the Northeast dialect that I am a lewd person speaks is authentic?"
Brother Chengxin said helplessly: "You don't know that I was being beaten up, you will know later."
As Brother Chengxin spoke, I had actually seen it.
Because at this time, a figure had already shrunk and floated in. Haha, I was so happy at first sight. Is this the old ghost in Brother Chengxin's mouth? I don't know what to say about this image, so I could only quietly say in Brother Chengxin's ear: "Are you sure this is an old ghost? Not a fashion pioneer?"
Yes, this is indeed a "fashion pioneer". It is a shiny and smooth side-part, wears a colorful flower suit, wears a pair of jeans, and wears a pair of sneakers, and wears a pair of large sunglasses, covering most of the face! It is as fashionable as it is!
This is the case with ghosts. If you want to see what image you see, it is what image. That's why I have to say that he is fashionable. After following Brother Chengxin, modern people learn how to dress clearly, but they have poor appreciation ability.
Brother Chengxin threw me a helpless look, but before I could speak, a voice came again: "You are so lustful, this is not possible! How can you whisper if you have anything to say? I heard it, I will explain it to you. This lustfulness is all about image, ha? This lustfulness is also about keeping up with the times, ha? Otherwise, it will be a thing of the past, ha? Then I can't, let me tell you, for example, how many brothers in my family are called Wu Qi, Wu Li, Wu Wei, Wu Fansi, and Wu Yanwu, and you should ask me why my parents made these names, I will tell you."
I think I'm going crazy. Brother Chengxin is already on the verge of an outbreak, but before we can say anything, Ruxue suddenly heard a heavy sound of bowling, and then a cold saying came: "Shut up!"
I suddenly laughed, and Brother Chengxin quietly gave Ruxue a thumbs up. Wu Yanwu was unaware of it, and looked innocent, shouting: "What's the matter? What's the matter? Do you not like me, this girl? Yes, I am the most taciturn child in the family and has never been favored, but you can't dislike lust because you don't like talking! How unbearable is this? For example, let's talk about my family, how many brothers are called Wu Qi."
Brother Chengxin was so crazy that he was "noisy" by this old ghost Wu, and said to me directly: "Chengyi, I'm fainting, I'll go and faint for a while. When will this old ghost shut up? When will you call me again?"
Ruxue sighed lightly. For someone like her who talks little, if you ignore it once, she will ignore you and be too lazy to say it again!
As for me, I gently pulled Brother Chengxin, with a pair of eyes smiling, and then slowly took out a talisman from the yellow cloth bag she carried with me. The Zhengyang Talisman caused great harm to the ghost. Then the old ghost quickly shut up and yawned as if he was not in trouble, saying, "It's true, this person is prone to sleep when he gets old. I'm going to go to bed."
This time it was concise, but I said with a smile: "Stop, who told you to leave? If you think this talisman cannot be pasted on the soul-raising pot, what's the matter? Do you dare to leave? The transaction is not over, and once you leave, it is normal for the Heavenly Way to let you lose your soul. Look, it's not me who traded with you, but I, this person has an impulsive temper and irritable temper. If you accidentally paste the soul-raising pot for you."
As he said that, I looked very distressed, and Chengxin smiled and said in a low voice, "Chengyi, Gao! I have forgotten that you are a mountain line. You can still deal with this long-lasting old ghost. By the way, don't forget to squeeze out the toothpaste in his belly, see what else can this calf do?"
That's what I mean. I'm so proud of my character, but I can't deal with you, a little devil. Even if I've been in the character, my brother Chengxin and I both put on a "old fox" smile at the old devil together, and Ruxue looked like she was not in trouble and was hanging high.
Then Old Gui Wu still stopped, looking regretful and upset. He probably was thinking in his heart, "I am wrong, why did I mess with such an "evil star"? I would have known that I wouldn't come out of the soul-raising pot."
But no matter what he thought, his regretful and annoyed expression flashed and became flattering, and he said, "This young master, who is so stupid? I want to leave? Seeing that I caught him, I won't beat him up! You don't know, this young master? I kissed you as soon as I saw you, and I have never seen you so open and lustful! I just saw me want to chat with you, drink and talk about you as a brother! If I have a meal of meat, I will never let you eat steamed buns, that's not possible!"
It's really long-winded, but I didn't have the impatientness and looked at him with a smile: "Is it over?"
"I'm done." The old ghost looked stupid and loyal.
"Want to chat with me?" I smiled even brighter.
"That's it! Do you doubt me? That's not! If you can come to my house, don't talk about anything else, big fat meat (the meat here is read you) is enough." The old ghost looked like he was going through fire and water.
The question is who wants to eat big fat meat? I was too lazy to talk nonsense with him and said directly: "Why don't I believe you? I simply believe you are heartfelt to me, right?"
When the old ghost heard this, his head was like a chicken pecking at rice, and quickly said, "Yes, yes, that's the reason!"
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I smiled, and Brother Chengxin laughed, and I said slowly: "That's good, I have no scruples anymore. I was embarrassed to ask before, tell me, what's going on? Why do you have to find ginseng in the cold days? Who is looking for ginseng? Let's talk about it again, why did you say you were looking for ginseng here when things were coming? In the end, who would have to wait for us? You said, you are sincere and honest, right?"
The old ghost looked at me with a twisted expression of being fooled. I guess I was too shocked and didn't care about that "fashionable image". The sound of "super" changed. I tied a Taoist priest's bun and wore a dirty Taoist priest's robe. This made me a little surprised. I was still a Taoist priest?
But when I saw his face, I remembered the Wu Lao Er I met in the ghost market. Yes, although they didn't look similar, they all looked from the same style. They looked like the one who said that I was a thief and I was very obscene. His big sunglasses just covered half of his face, and now I can see it clearly.
It doesn't look reliable! However, you can't judge people by their appearance. At least in the ghost market, Wu Laoer is reliable!
The old ghost couldn't care about this anymore and didn't dare to leave. He just floated back and forth in the room, shouting: "What's going on? What's going on? Oh, really, what's going on?"
Brother Chengxin and I didn't look at him at all. I saw through it. This old man Wu is a real "coward". He dared not leave. Give him some time to think about it.
Ruxue and Brother Chengxin, and I were happily eating stews and drinking happily. After about twenty minutes, a sound came fluttering: "I said, I want me to tell everything, you won't post this talisman to me, right?"
I thought to myself and knew it was clear that this old ghost had indeed hidden a lot of things, but my face was silent. As soon as I opened my mouth, I also said a Northeast dialect: "How can that be? No! Am I so lustful?"
At this point, I can understand why Brother Chengxin, a gentle man in spring breeze, spoke such bold Northeast dialect, and was brought to this old ghost's "noise"!
So, the old ghost rolled his eyes for a long time and finally spoke: "To talk about this, we have to start with our brothers. There are five brothers in our family, namely Wu Qi and Wu Li Er."
"Tell me the point!" This is what I called.
"Speak human words!" This was what Brother Chengxin shouted.
"But I am a ghost, I can't speak for humans?" Wu Laoer looked innocent.
I was speechless and said directly: "You, just say the most critical thing first, okay?"
"That ginseng spirit is in the tomb of the immortals." Wu Laoer was indeed so concise this time.
Brother Chengxin and I were stunned!
Chapter completed!