Chapter 96 Non-primates(1/2)
"Your brother, I can't survive anymore. I want to climb the Himalayas. We will see you again in this life." Brother Si Nian called Brother Chao, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he saw this life and the next life without any end.
"Isn't it just that I didn't tell you when I came to Beijing? As for this?" Chao Changchang didn't know how Si Nian knew that he was here.
"Ah hey, are you actually in Beijing? Why don't you say anything? Who do you look down on?" Si Nian quickly turned around.
"I'm just getting the results. I'm here to tell Chaochao that I'm going to go back to fill out my application soon." Chao Changchang came to Beijing this time just to share with Yun Chaochao's time when the college entrance examination scored.
This time of day is actually not very important, but my girlfriend takes this matter to heart. Chaochang thought that she should give her a surprise.
"I'm going back soon, but I haven't. Come out quickly and get drunk with your brother Si Nian."
"I only have a little time, so I'd better accompany my girlfriend first. Your Himalayas or Everest extreme mountaineering is not suitable for me. I suggest you find your senior sister to accompany you."
"Don't mention senior sister to me. If you mention me, you will beat you. I can't beat you, but I can't beat you?" Si Nian said so hard that he gritted his teeth.
"It's all the way to beat my senior sister? It's so serious?" Brother Chao couldn't help but be a little concerned.
"I can't bear to let it go, but I just can't be angry!" Si Nian was very excited.
"What's so angry about? My senior sister ignores you?"
"What does it matter if I ignore it? It's not been a year or two for her to ignore me, but she actually found a boyfriend! If my senior sister is a man, I will definitely beat her more than 800 times."
“…”
[If the senior sister is a man], how do you say this?
The brain circuit is so clear that it is a bit shocking.
The tide is long and the speech is short + the words are exhausted + speechless.
Fortunately, when Brother Si Nian opened his mouth, he didn't need to respond to Chao Changchang, and he could continue the topic by himself: "The senior sister's eyes should really go to see the doctor. She didn't even look at me in front of her. It was simply unreasonable to find someone who was even more crooked than a melon and cracked than a date."
Chao Changchang can especially imagine how Si Nian said this.
Holding the phone in his hand, sitting on a chair, leaning forward slightly, and when he was talking unreasonable, he paused word by word.
The hand that doesn't hold the phone turns into a knife and says one word and cuts it out.
"Yeah, you have time to take your senior sissy to see it." Chao Changchang said to Si Shunmao.
"If you find someone like you, you're just a little less handsome than me. Do you know what kind of person she has found?" Brother Si Nian had a lot to say.
"What's it like?" Chao Changchang showed curiosity beyond the actual level.
"The eyes are smaller than rice grains, the nose is bigger than peaches, and the mouth is thin like potato chips. I don't know how to be compatible."
"Uh, your senior sister likes primates, right?" Chao Changchang couldn't think of humans and any animal that was more similar to humans from Si Nian's description.
"Ah hey, my brother is still sensible, just like the stupid thing that can't even get into primates. Do you think senior sister is deliberately looking for something ugly to stimulate me? I've seen it several times. If I don't go to the extreme exercise for a few days, I will definitely fight with non-primates."
"Warring in school is easy to be remembered. If you are fired, then the other person will be closer to the water." Chao Changchang persuaded.
"Then can't I find a place to vent my anger? I want to hit someone very much, you know? If you just come and stop me, I'll go and hit me."
If you are going to threaten people with the fact that you want to fight, it is probably only Brother Si Nian.
The one who Chao Changchang knew was really good at fighting.
Especially good at organizing group fights.
In the first year of junior high school, if it weren't for Chao Changchang, a person from the high school department would have fought for five, six, seven or eight times.
The tide is long and must be persuaded.
Chao Changchang came here this time, and originally wanted to get tired of her girlfriend.
Less than two minutes later, I was pulled to talk to the department head.
The specifications are so high that even the provincial top scorer who is 11 points taller than the tide is beyond the reach of the world.
There are two reasons why Chao Changchang received an over-spec reception.
The first is because of the clouds.
Even when he arrived at Tsinghua University, Yun Chaochao was still a top student.
Every person who was admitted to Tsinghua University was a top student among his/her classmates in his/her high school years.
After arriving at Tsinghua University, everything will be returned to zero.
The grades of middle school and the grades of college entrance examination have all become clouds.
In high school, students around Tsinghua University who were taking the top students will deeply feel the crushing of IQ.
After arriving at Tsinghua University, it was reshuffled, and many people went from crushing others to being crushed.
In this regard, Yun Chaochao has always been the top of the food chain.
Not long after he entered, Yun Chaochao asked for leave one after another and became the target of "guarding" by counselors and teachers.
The guards lasted only one semester, and the teachers found that this student who had been taking leave had never given homework late, and no exam had fallen out of the top three.
Those who didn’t get the first place in both subjects were all because the teacher had his usual grades.
Yun Chaochao was detained for attendance.
Yun Chaochao likes professors of various subjects very much.
At the beginning of school, Yun Chaochao didn't have many special things except for taking leave as the title of top scorer in the country.
When the first semester ended, Yun Chaochao became famous instantly.
Even if the teacher occasionally doesn’t remember which student the name corresponds to, he can’t forget it just by looking at the words on the paper.
The word Yun Chaochao is definitely a master.
Looking at the content, it is simply a template that teachers in various subjects want, and they can still directly copy the one for circulating in the next few sessions.
The second reason for the treatment exceeding the specification is Ge Gongming.
This year's provincial top scorer is actually a top scorer from YC International, Ge Gongmingzhao.
Logically speaking, when people from Tsinghua and Peking University Admissions Office come over, as teachers, they must be highly recommended students like No. 1 winner, Tanhua, etc.
This is almost the same in previous years.
The people from the admissions office are already very familiar with Ge Gongming.
But this time, Ge Gongming turned out to be a tide and tide.
I wish I could start from the first grade of Chaochangchang Primary School.
Chaochang Changcheng's competition results can be fully qualified for Tsinghua's independent enrollment. The Intel International Science and Engineering Grand Prix, which won the first prize, has met the registration requirements for Tsinghua's independent enrollment as long as the fourth prize is.
Chao Changchang's award level can be directly participated in Tsinghua's winter camp, but Chaochang was missed in Switzerland at that time.
The Department of Architecture requires a foundation in art, and the foundation of tide is so good that you can directly take the art academy.
At the end, Ge Gongming specifically said that Chao Changchang and Yun Chaochao were a pair.
Ge Gongming said that his own divine beasts would shine, which was even more dazzling than finding a girlfriend after falling in love.
Plus Chao Changlong's Cambridge admission notice.
It is absolutely true that as long as you recruit, you will be the first person to speak at the opening ceremony.
After Chao Changchang returned to YC to go to school, he made up for the original mobile phone card.
However, this time he went to Beijing, he only stayed at home and used the number that few people knew when something happened.
People at the Tsinghua Admissions Office were afraid that the cooked "intestines" would fly away or be snatched away by Peking University next door, so they called Yun Chaochao's phone directly.
Chao Changchang, who has not yet entered the school and has not yet chosen a major, can ignore the invitation from the department chair. A newbie like Yun Chaochao who has not finished his freshman year can only honestly bring the person the department chair wants to meet to him.
It is difficult to have a long tide.
He ran over from afar to give his girlfriend a surprise. Before he could say a few words, he was recruited to the department director's office.
After finally finishing the conversation, before I could hold my hands together, I was caught by Si Nian's phone call.
He obviously did nothing bad, but his brother was accused of it.
It’s nothing but accusations. If you really ignore them, Si Nian will be ordered to drop out of school until he is ordered to leave school. His father can directly break his leg.
But I wanted to get rid of it and make a simple appointment, why is it so difficult?
After seeing Chao Changchang hung up the phone, Yun Chaochao began to worry about Si Nian, so he simply called Suo Yiren.
"Senior Sister Yiren, I heard you have a boyfriend? You look still..." Yun Chaochao was a very direct girl.
It's not yet as straight as you can directly use adjectives.
"Who did you hear?" Suo Yiren was Yun Chaochao.
"This is my thought." Yun Chaochao replied.
"He specifically asked you about this?" Suo Yiren was surprised.
Si Nian and Yun Chaochao basically have no connection.
Suo Yiren said several times that Yun Chaochao invited her and Si Nian to have dinner in the Tsinghua 10,000-person cafeteria, and should find an opportunity to invite her back.
Si Nian firmly disagrees.
To be continued...